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TopicSo can we sort by "everything BUT politics"?
Aristoph
05/18/18 8:17:49 AM
#4
Here's a novel idea:

Show ALL topics, and when you see that "Political" flair...don't click on it!

I know it's hard to understand. I mean, a visible topic that you don't click on? What is this sorcery?? But it's true! You don't actually have to click on and read every topic on the board!

Mind. Blown.
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TopicBest game to come out this year so far?
Aristoph
05/18/18 8:09:37 AM
#25
Cocytus posted...
CensorErik posted...
Cocytus posted...
CensorErik posted...
Far Cry 5 was pretty good.

Man, c'mon. You know they didn't bring it this year. C'mon mang.

What? It came out this year.

I mean it ain't that good, imo.


Yeah, it's a decent game but definitely not on the same level as God of War.
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TopicWhy do certain CEmen like to flaunt the fact that they're attracted to
Aristoph
05/18/18 8:06:56 AM
#15
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
https://imgur.com/Pto3yPa


.........
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TopicNot a fan of MGTOW but...
Aristoph
05/18/18 5:55:11 AM
#22
Lord_Wombat posted...
Aristoph posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...
What is MGTOW?


"Men Going Their Own Way"

lrn2Google

Didn't care enough.


It took the same amount of time as making that post would have.

Instead of typing "What is MGTOW?" and hitting "post message" you could have simply typed "What is MGTOW?" and hit "search."
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TopicMCU has consistently put out great movies while DCEU
Aristoph
05/18/18 5:18:50 AM
#2
They had a great movie?
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TopicNot a fan of MGTOW but...
Aristoph
05/18/18 5:17:53 AM
#20
Lord_Wombat posted...
What is MGTOW?


"Men Going Their Own Way"

lrn2Google
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TopicLegitimately the scariest video I've seen on youtube.
Aristoph
05/18/18 4:45:43 AM
#7
Ryo_the_Inferno posted...
You really wouldn't be able to tell that the footage is computer generated without knowing before hand.


Meh, I could. It wasn't quite right. It seemed like it had a real problem matching M's and W's, especially. And seemed just a little out of sync with the words, like the first syllable's movement was too short and the second syllable's was too long to match up with the actual pacing of the speech.
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TopicIs Ready Player One worth watching?
Aristoph
05/18/18 4:34:20 AM
#14
SamusGlory posted...
the shining part was pretty cool


Visually, it was alright. Wasn't in the book at all.

In fact, the only challenge from the movie that was in the book was the last one. And even that was actually after getting the third key. At which point Parzival was racing against several of the 6ers simultaneously to be the first to complete it.

Seriously, they really fucked up the book in pretty much every aspect.
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TopicThe best and worst controller
Aristoph
05/17/18 10:47:42 PM
#9
Best: XBox One (I don't have an XBox One, but I bought one for my PC and it's by far the most comfortable controller I've ever used)

Worst: Gamecube. What a fucking joke.
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Topicjust 10 more games of blitzball and ill have the jupiter sigil
Aristoph
05/17/18 9:46:58 PM
#10
I always loved blitzball. Getting that sigil is one of my favorite parts of the game.
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TopicI'm a cashier and lots of teens are buying the juuls.
Aristoph
05/17/18 9:13:14 PM
#8
Alucard188 posted...
The fuck is 'the juuls'?


https://imgur.com/a/PwlztkN
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TopicI'm a cashier and lots of teens are buying the juuls.
Aristoph
05/17/18 9:11:26 PM
#3
It's called a fad. It's not that hard to comprehend.
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Topicthe girl i always thought i'd end up with just got engaged
Aristoph
05/17/18 9:13:28 AM
#5
C. Final answer.
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TopicWho would Jesus bomb?
Aristoph
05/17/18 8:59:35 AM
#4
I mean...Jesus wouldn't bomb anybody.

...but he would forgive someone who bombed people in his stead. >_>
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TopicHow the fuck does anyone hear "laurel"?
Aristoph
05/17/18 4:23:36 AM
#20
And the trolling continues.
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TopicThe "Yanny or Laurel" audio clip came from a dictionary website.
Aristoph
05/16/18 9:54:44 PM
#27
R_Jackal posted...
It's always Laurel, the person or thing saying it is just f***ing garbage at enunciation.


It's a guy who literally gets paid to pronounce things for a dictionary. His enunciation is perfect. You hear laurel because he's fucking saying laurel.
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TopicThe "Yanny or Laurel" audio clip came from a dictionary website.
Aristoph
05/16/18 8:40:19 PM
#13
GregShmedley posted...
Oddly enough, her friend and my friend ended up together and have a kid.


What an idea match.
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TopicThe "Yanny or Laurel" audio clip came from a dictionary website.
Aristoph
05/16/18 8:22:01 PM
#6
It's literally trolling.

Why are people even making a big deal out of it? It says laurel, everybody hears it say laurel, and a bunch of trolls claim they're hearing yanny because they think it's funny. That's all there is to it.
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TopicDescribe your hardest nut.
Aristoph
05/16/18 8:18:40 PM
#19
I can't describe it without breaking the ToS.

I was....young. >_>
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TopicIs Ready Player One worth watching?
Aristoph
05/16/18 6:57:32 PM
#11
mario2000 posted...
Supposedly it's better than the shitpile of a book it was adapted from but that's not saying much.


Ummm....no. The book was significantly better. The movie took most of the key elements that made the book worth reading and just threw them in the trash.

The book was good. The movie is just....meh. It's worth seeing if it's free. Not worth paying for.
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TopicA game gets glowing praise critically and by players...
Aristoph
05/16/18 10:07:34 AM
#7
Genuinely depends on the game.

Even if I don't like a game personally, I can typically see why other people would. Like the Resident Evil series, for example. I can't stand them. Any of them. I personally find them to be absolutely boring, and mostly a chore to play. I don't get the suspense and fear from horror games (or movies, for that matter) like others do, so the whole thing sort of falls flat for me. But I can still see that the games are high quality, and for people who do like the horror genre it would be a great time.
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TopicPost itt if you enjoyed SAO and AoT so I can block you
Aristoph
05/15/18 10:54:45 PM
#6
Imagine being so triggered you have to block someone.
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TopicAre you a fan of Kevin Durant?
Aristoph
05/15/18 10:13:09 PM
#20
Kevin "Easy Money a.k.a. Take The Easy Way Out" Durant.

Fuck him. He's soft.
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TopicAnyone else eat food theyre allergic to before hooking up to tighten ur thrussy?
Aristoph
05/15/18 6:54:58 PM
#2
TopicCE picks the movie I will watch
Aristoph
05/15/18 3:52:32 AM
#14
nicklebro posted...

I haven't read the book, is it an ok movie otherwise?


Yeah, if you just go into it looking for a fun romp through pop culture with some neat visuals it's worth seeing.
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TopicCE picks the movie I will watch
Aristoph
05/15/18 3:35:05 AM
#8
Have you read the book "Ready Player One"?

Because if so, and you liked the book, skip the movie. They changed so much and it completely ruins the feel of the story.
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TopicNeed new game recommendations.
Aristoph
05/13/18 3:52:50 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Fallout is one of my series. 3 is a better overall experience. 4 is extremely more polished (though still has its clear flaws) and is focused on gameplay. It would be harder to go back to 3 after 4 I think. 4 just has so many things gameplay wise that it's hard to take them away. Like fuckin ironsights for one. Also the FPS in 4 drops far far less. Both get bad but 4 is way more tolerable


I have FO4 on PS4. It's a decent game, but it's garbage compared to 3.
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TopicNeed new game recommendations.
Aristoph
05/13/18 3:38:33 PM
#2
TopicYay for dumbass customers!!
Aristoph
05/13/18 5:32:46 AM
#13
8-bit_Biceps posted...
That's not as bad as a homeless, smelly, regular customer that buys a ton of shit and likes to talk.


No, but I've got a couple of those too.
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TopicNeed new game recommendations.
Aristoph
05/13/18 4:51:59 AM
#1
Something I can play at work (night shift). So I need to be able to pause when customers come in (so nothing multiplayer focused), and preferably not too many cutscenes.

Here's my Steam wishlist and my games library, for ideas of the kinds of games I like:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AristophMarloque/wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AristophMarloque/games/?tab=all

Any suggestions?
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TopicYay for dumbass customers!!
Aristoph
05/13/18 4:28:16 AM
#11
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also if its 4am there, I can only imagine the drugs in a persons body who is looking for a slushie at 4am. Sounds like xanax behavior tho.


I think she's a caregiver at a local retirement home. She was wearing the dark green scrubs most of the ladies that work there have. Which, frankly, is even more scary. Woman doesn't even know what "to your right" means but she's responsible for caring for the sick and elderly....
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TopicYay for dumbass customers!!
Aristoph
05/13/18 4:26:45 AM
#9
catboy0_0 posted...

oh really? we don't have those here. good to know


O_o

No, not the crosswalk. Like the lines labeled #2 on here:
https://imgur.com/lmqKJbw

They indicate where cars should stop at an intersection. The sensors are placed there.
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TopicYay for dumbass customers!!
Aristoph
05/13/18 4:19:56 AM
#5
catboy0_0 posted...
Aristoph posted...
And then I noticed she pulled out and went past the sensor for the intersection and sat there for about 5 minutes waiting for the light to change.

well, tbf, you watch that intersection from your store, so you have been able to observe where the sensor is


That's what those big white lines on the road are for. If you can't tell where the sensor is when driving, you shouldn't have a license.
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TopicYay for dumbass customers!!
Aristoph
05/13/18 4:16:34 AM
#1
Customer: How much are your slushies?
Me: Depends which size you get. The sign on your right has them all listed.
Customer: *stares at fountain drink dispenser*
Me: To your right, ma'am.
Customer: *turns left and stares at the slushie machine*
Me: Other way.
Customer: *looks back at the fountain drinks, then starts walking to the left away from it*
Me: Ma'am, the sign is to your right. Right next to the fountain drinks.
Customer: *stares at the fountain drinks again*
Me: ....just up and to the right.
Customer: Whatever, this is ridiculous. I don't care about it that much. *walks out*
Me: .............................................................dafuq?

And then I noticed she pulled out and went past the sensor for the intersection and sat there for about 5 minutes waiting for the light to change. Only reason she ever actually got through the intersection was because another car eventually pulled up. >_<

I swear, some people really shouldn't be allowed out of the house unsupervised.
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TopicWhat game would you say you mastered the best in your years of gaming?
Aristoph
05/12/18 3:19:50 AM
#46
sktgamer_13dude posted...
When I played Destiny (both 1/2) PvE, felt like I was pretty damn good. Could do pretty much any role for raids and do them well.


I was like that in Destiny 1. I used to sherpa for first-timers in the first couple of raids (Vault of Glass and Crota). I still remember the ridiculous excitement from a group of newbies when they didn't believe it was possible to finish Crota in 2 swords, until I did it for them. XD Such a shame they screwed their players over as hard as they did, though. I abandoned the game after running the Prison of Elders just once and realizing it was complete garbage. Then they pulled the bullshit with the next expansion's pricing and Bungie was officially dead to me. :-/

I'd say I've achieved mastery of several games over the years, though. Mario 64 was definitely one of them. Mischief Makers was another from the N64 that I absolutely loved. I made all of the Halo 1-3 and ODST campaigns my bitch on the hardest difficulty level. Same with God of War 1-3. I still remember beating God of War (2005) on God Mode difficulty without a single death.
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TopicCan we stop recycling the same news types on CE?
Aristoph
05/11/18 5:29:07 AM
#6
Konflikt posted...
Yeah stop posting current events on a board called "Current Events" gosh darn it


He does have a point, though. Tons of things happen every day that don't get posted, but CE really does have a strange fascination with talking about pedophilia.
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TopicBatman is actually a pretty creepy superhero
Aristoph
05/10/18 6:38:55 AM
#23
nicklebro posted...
Oh man that's hilarious! It's like they're either in a pedophiliac relationship or a gay relations ship that isn't evident at first. You could make a show about that. Call it something like the duo of indeterminant sexual orientation.



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TopicIs people spending hours of their lives on a work...
Aristoph
05/09/18 9:55:57 PM
#2
TopicWoman refuses to have sex with her husband but wants to stay together anyway.
Aristoph
05/09/18 4:33:44 PM
#11
UnfairRepresent posted...
ImmortalityV posted...
She should have sex or leave him

But what about da kids doe?


A broken family is still broken, regardless of whether they still happen to live under the same roof. Kids may not know the specifics, but they're observant enough and around their parents frequently enough to know that something is wrong, the situation is unhealthy, and it affects them.

Better to just get it out in the open and try to heal instead of continuing the farce and making the cuts deeper.
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TopicOoh lawd.
Aristoph
05/09/18 10:03:57 AM
#7
pres_madagascar posted...
Aristoph posted...
Ew

Blasphemy


Cottage cheese is disgusting, whether it's on food or thighs.
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TopicOoh lawd.
Aristoph
05/09/18 10:01:48 AM
#2
TopicVideo games are lame now.
Aristoph
05/09/18 9:55:38 AM
#25
TheMarthKoopa posted...
I know, right? We had an MMOFPS in 2004, yet in 2018 with better tech still nobody has tried to make another.


Probably because it kinda sucked and wasn't much fun.
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TopicWhite Owl Green Sweets are bueno
Aristoph
05/09/18 4:35:29 AM
#7
Letron_James posted...

I can see why theyd sell out tbh they are tasty asf


No, I'm saying we never sell them. Nobody buys them. They never sell out. The same box has been on the shelf for probably 4 months or more.
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TopicWhite Owl Green Sweets are bueno
Aristoph
05/09/18 12:50:08 AM
#5
Letron_James posted...
Aristoph posted...
Did you just get some?


Had 1 left over from yesterday


Ah. Because I'm near Cleveland and I literally just sold some for the first time in like 2 months to someone about 20 minutes ago. They're not terribly popular around here. Thought it would have been a pretty crazy coincidence if that was you (with your LeBron-inspired username, I figured it's a good chance you're from around here).
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TopicWhite Owl Green Sweets are bueno
Aristoph
05/09/18 12:46:55 AM
#2
Did you just get some?
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TopicIf it was your mission to go back in time and stop every school shooter...
Aristoph
05/08/18 10:04:53 PM
#2
Depends on the resources available to me.
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TopicWhat's a gentle laxative to take? >_>
Aristoph
05/07/18 10:53:58 PM
#19
Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears.
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

I recommend about 20 bears for a nice gentle cleanse.
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TopicWhat's going on with the Raptors?
Aristoph
05/07/18 10:42:23 PM
#3
They're just getting exposed.

KainWind posted...

And now DeRozan is ejected so the series is basically over.


The series has been over for a while now...

Even if you gave them a chance going into this game, about 5 minutes into the game it was already clear this was going to be embarrassing for them.
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TopicIf a person like Superman really existed, what could humans do about it?
Aristoph
05/07/18 10:38:28 PM
#41
dave_is_slick posted...
If they're born on Earth, look like us, are biologically us, how are they not?


If they are capable of those things, then they physically cannot be "biologically us" at all. Our biology is not capable of performing any of those feats.
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