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3khc
05/16/18 8:04:20 PM
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Hint: Most people can't.

That's why sex isn't so important in relationships.
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thronedfire2
05/16/18 8:05:08 PM
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hardest as in best or most difficult?

I feel like this is an important distinction
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Gudnardi
05/16/18 8:05:33 PM
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Probably my walnut
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3khc
05/16/18 8:05:52 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
hardest as in best or most difficult?

I feel like this is an important distinction

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

Best
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iamintents
05/16/18 8:06:01 PM
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BloodyNate
05/16/18 8:06:45 PM
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iamintents posted...
https://imgur.com/ZaVOHIS


This is surprisingly upsetting
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lww99
05/16/18 8:08:07 PM
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I didn't deed for a month and it came out like pudding
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CanuckCowboy
05/16/18 8:08:14 PM
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TC has terrible logic.
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CanuckCowboy
05/16/18 8:09:00 PM
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I can't tell you the specific amount of my biggest two week pay check but that sure the fuck doesn't mean making a shit load of money wasn't super fucking great.
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Maccabeus
05/16/18 8:10:03 PM
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4th of July over Manhattan would be pretty close comparison
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brotrrwinner
05/16/18 8:11:05 PM
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I once tried to crack a macadamia. That was pretty hard
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littlebro07
05/16/18 8:12:14 PM
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Lost my virginity in July 2010. Had sex at least three times daily for the next month. Went out of town visiting family for ten days. Got back in town, had sex, lasted about five minutes, and then fired at least 10 solid shots out.
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Tappor
05/16/18 8:13:29 PM
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iamintents posted...
https://imgur.com/ZaVOHIS

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chetmanly
05/16/18 8:14:13 PM
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it usually happens when i first bust to a girl i was chasing for a while

then it gets progressively worst
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EverDownward
05/16/18 8:15:21 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

I know this feeling very well, except it was anti-depressants for me
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SuperExcitebike
05/16/18 8:15:30 PM
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My very first one was during sex. That one
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Kitt
05/16/18 8:16:59 PM
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I tripped to break open a walnut with my teeth as a kid and I think it chipped the back of my front tooth.
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iamintents
05/16/18 8:17:35 PM
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EverDownward posted...
thronedfire2 posted...

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

I know this feeling very well, except it was anti-depressants for me

i guess the upside is women will love the endurance?
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Aristoph
05/16/18 8:18:40 PM
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I can't describe it without breaking the ToS.

I was....young. >_>
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TightEnd
05/16/18 8:18:58 PM
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3khc posted...

That's why sex isn't so important in relationships.


so i can bust a fatty thru abstinence?
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EverDownward
05/16/18 8:19:23 PM
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iamintents posted...
EverDownward posted...
thronedfire2 posted...

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

I know this feeling very well, except it was anti-depressants for me

i guess the upside is women will love the endurance?

Hah, that is one way of looking at it
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/18 8:23:04 PM
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@MacadamianNut3 is the hardest nut I've ever seen
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/16/18 8:24:59 PM
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No porn no masturbation for 3 months

I felt that "pelvic tingle" that I hadn't since I was 13.
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MacadamianNut3
05/16/18 8:26:40 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
@MacadamianNut3 is the hardest nut I've ever seen

Wow you and @Renault need help!
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CanuckCowboy
05/16/18 8:27:19 PM
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iamintents posted...
EverDownward posted...
thronedfire2 posted...

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

I know this feeling very well, except it was anti-depressants for me

i guess the upside is women will love the endurance?


No necessarily. Long isn't inherently good.
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BloodyNate
05/16/18 8:43:41 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
iamintents posted...
EverDownward posted...
thronedfire2 posted...

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

I know this feeling very well, except it was anti-depressants for me

i guess the upside is women will love the endurance?


No necessarily. Long isn't inherently good.


My experience is that as long as you have decent physical stamina then a woman wont mind whether or not you finish. Ive not finished once or twice but made the woman I was with finish and that feels p good for me tbqh
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iamintents
05/16/18 8:44:57 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
My experience is that as long as you have decent physical stamina then a woman wont mind whether or not you finish. Ive not finished once or twice but made the woman I was with finish and that feels p good for me tbqh

drunk dick does it to me. i can get hard but can't finish. so she finishes a few times and i'm just trying to force one out to get it over with.

after a while i give up
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Omnislasher
05/16/18 8:47:32 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
My experience is that as long as you have decent physical stamina then a woman wont mind whether or not you finish.


not my experience at all
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MrResetti
05/16/18 8:49:40 PM
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Semi long distance and we both went without touching ourselves for two weeks. Banged in the art department print lab she worked at
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BloodyNate
05/16/18 9:55:22 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
BloodyNate posted...
My experience is that as long as you have decent physical stamina then a woman wont mind whether or not you finish.


not my experience at all


Different strokes, I guess. Im also a dirty talker and very physical during it so I think most women dont come away feeling self conscious, but idk
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LinksLiege
05/16/18 10:00:57 PM
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Pretty much any one which only involves playing with my nipples. It takes a lot of time and work but I can start and finish just with that.

Did it earlier today, I basically had four separate orgasms in the span of 2-3 minutes.
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WilliamPorygon
05/16/18 10:02:52 PM
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Last August, when I used a fleshlight for the first time.
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nicklebro
05/16/18 10:03:05 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
hardest as in best or most difficult?

I feel like this is an important distinction

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

Came in to say Adderall caused mine as well. It's basically diet meth and meth addicts love having sex while high.
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voldothegr8
05/16/18 10:08:37 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
BloodyNate posted...
My experience is that as long as you have decent physical stamina then a woman wont mind whether or not you finish.


not my experience at all

Yeah you wouldn't believe how many women find it offensive if you don't get off while plowing. They take that shit personal. Not because of inadequacy like men sometimes feel when women fake it, but because it makes them feel like they're ugly in a sense.
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InTheEyesOfFire
05/16/18 10:13:06 PM
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Couple weeks ago on vacation. Fiancee and I in the whirlpool tub and well... she's going down hard and it just ends up all over her.
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ProtoManSPx
05/16/18 10:13:35 PM
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@lww99 posted...
I didn't deed for a month and it came out like pudding

How was the smell
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TES_Nut
05/16/18 10:20:26 PM
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nicklebro posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
hardest as in best or most difficult?

I feel like this is an important distinction

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

Came in to say Adderall caused mine as well. It's basically diet meth and meth addicts love having sex while high.


Why does diet meth cost more than regular?
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gna647
05/16/18 10:24:04 PM
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First time I had sex

Was a tinder hookup. Her face was alright but she had a nice fit body I liked.

Never got to finish, neither did she. I think it was my nervousness. She wasnt a Virgin tho.

She told me to stay and cuddle so thats what we did for the remainder of the night

Shed hit me up a couple times to come over for another hookup but it never happened since we were both really busy at the time.

Wish I did though, with my experience now sex would probably be great with her.
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nicklebro
05/16/18 10:27:25 PM
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TES_Nut posted...
nicklebro posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
hardest as in best or most difficult?

I feel like this is an important distinction

either way, it's one of the times it took me 2 hours to finish because of Adderall

Came in to say Adderall caused mine as well. It's basically diet meth and meth addicts love having sex while high.


Why does diet meth cost more than regular?

Cuz that's how it always is. Vicodin is way more expensive than heroin. I guess you can charge less in the black market cuz of all the corners you can cut plus no tax.
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chill02
05/16/18 10:30:03 PM
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today
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Mr_Biscuit
05/16/18 10:31:33 PM
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I dunno if it was literally my hardest nut, but I do remember a couple particularly good blowjobs that easily stick out in my mind.

That said, your point is well-taken that I fondly remember way more details about emotional experiences or non-sexual memories with my wife.
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dib153
05/16/18 10:33:15 PM
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3 i think in equal measure.

One was on tye toilet and it shot onto tye opposite wall

One was on my back and it almost got in my eye...like, literally on my eyelid

The 3rd wasnt exactly a big nut, but my head had wrinkles from the level of stretch that particular bone gave me
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CanuckCowboy
05/16/18 10:38:35 PM
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I just remembered I don't know about the op exactly but one specific time when I was 19 and my gf got super horn watching American pie 2 (lmao I'm old) was.... Well the one specific memorable time not involving being tripped over by a very large man.
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Gafemage
05/16/18 10:39:21 PM
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Don't remember when, but I'm sure I was on Adderall when it happened.
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CanuckCowboy
05/16/18 10:39:39 PM
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dib153 posted...
One was on my back and it almost got in my eye...like, literally on my eyelid


Put yer hand over it dude. Lol.
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CarlGrimes
05/16/18 10:40:25 PM
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Probably the first time I saw porn that wasn't scrambled.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/18 10:57:18 PM
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dib153 posted...
One was on my back and it almost got in my eye...like, literally on my eyelid

dib needs a bib

#friendlyfire
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DarkTransient
05/16/18 10:57:38 PM
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brotrrwinner posted...
I once tried to crack a macadamia. That was pretty hard

Came in to make that joke.

Heh, I said "came", in a topic about nutting.
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