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TopicI wish gaming weren't such an expensive hobby
Aristoph
06/11/18 5:13:05 PM
#8
Seriously, gaming is one of the cheapest hobbies available.

If you get an RPG for $60, and spend 100 hours playing it (which is extremely easy for a quality RPG), you have effectively paid 60 cents per hour of entertainment. Please enlighten me as to what other things you can do that will give you an hour of enjoyment for 60 cents.

Go ahead, I'll wait.
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TopicGames that allow you to change the difficulty mid-game are objectively the worst
Aristoph
06/11/18 5:09:03 PM
#15
bloodydeath0 posted...

if you can just drop the difficulty because a certain part is too hard then you aren't really experiencing what the developer intended


Then don't drop the difficulty.

Imagine being so fragile that you actually get triggered because the word "easy" is in your options menu and you don't have to select it.
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TopicWhat do you call it when you mix multiple soft drinks together?
Aristoph
06/11/18 5:41:16 AM
#12
DanKiller7 posted...
Suicide in Southwest US as well. Never tried a mix myself how does it taste?


I'd assume that depends entirely on what you mix together...
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Topic"Literally every CE user's favorite music artist is Michael Bolton"
Aristoph
06/11/18 5:35:36 AM
#6
This is the tale!
Of Captain Jack Sparrow!
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Topicanybody else just not miss school at all?
Aristoph
06/11/18 5:15:51 AM
#4
I don't miss a single aspect of school.

The classes/studying/exams/etc sucked. I think the education system as a whole is pretty much fucked in this country.

And there was kind of a huge falling out among my group of friends right at the end of college, so I don't even particularly miss that part either. The only person I kept in touch with from my entire career in school (elementary through college) was my friend Danielle, and even we eventually drifted apart.
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TopicSo is Fallout 76 gonna have an actual main story quest?
Aristoph
06/11/18 4:15:39 AM
#18
RchHomieQuanChi posted...

1) Who said anything like this?


There's a topic literally titled "fallout 76 confirmed flop"
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76695201
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TopicWhat do you call it when you mix multiple soft drinks together?
Aristoph
06/11/18 4:13:43 AM
#8
I have never heard a term for it before. It's just a mix of different drinks, so that's what we call it. A mix.
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TopicIf aliens really existed among us Trump would have announced it by now.
Aristoph
06/11/18 4:10:53 AM
#2
They wouldn't tell him.
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TopicWhy are 55% of Americans against immigration crackdown?
Aristoph
06/11/18 12:56:49 AM
#11
Vertania posted...
Aristoph posted...
Except that most of them are not.

Then they shouldn't have anything to worry about.


Most of the people who are in this country illegally are ones who came here legally and simply stayed. Making it harder to get in will not decrease the number of people who overstay their visas. It is actually more likely to make that number increase. This has been shown time and time again throughout history. Every time we have made it more difficult to enter the country, the number of people here illegally has risen because people are even less likely to leave when their visa is up knowing that they're probably not going to be able to get back here again.
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TopicWhy are 55% of Americans against immigration crackdown?
Aristoph
06/10/18 11:32:56 AM
#2
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
These are people that came into America ILLEGALLY.


Except that most of them are not.
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TopicNow this is a true hero that don't wear a cape. We need people like this
Aristoph
06/10/18 11:30:27 AM
#12
southcoast09 posted...
The homeless get $200-300/hr.


The fuck are you even talking about?

You must have the biggest ass in the universe considering how much stuff you're constantly pulling out of it.
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TopicWhat do you think will happen with the North Korea meeting?
Aristoph
06/10/18 4:49:02 AM
#2
Where's the "nothing at all will come of it" option?

Trump will say something stupid, Kim will think "this guy's an idiot, why am I wasting my time?" and both countries will come out in pretty much the exact same position as they went in.
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TopicNow this is a true hero that don't wear a cape. We need people like this
Aristoph
06/10/18 12:09:01 AM
#2
That guy is a scumbag.
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TopicLOL @ the trophy title for saving Jonathon's plant in Vampyr.
Aristoph
06/09/18 11:58:43 PM
#5
dave_is_slick posted...
Aristoph posted...
...

I mean, I'm not gonna spoil it. Nothing makes a reference unfunny faster than explaining it.


Giving the name of the trophy (it's not even a secret trophy, ffs) is not a spoiler. Nor is it explaining the reference.

For those who are uninterested in the game, I just looked it up and the trophy is called "Unlife is Strange"
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TopicLOL @ the trophy title for saving Jonathon's plant in Vampyr.
Aristoph
06/09/18 11:27:17 PM
#2
TopicWhat happens if Doctor Strange or Blink mid-warps Wolverine or Cap's shield?
Aristoph
06/09/18 12:28:21 PM
#14
Knowledge_King posted...
Rikiaz posted...
Knowledge_King posted...
Pretty sure the shield would be fine and reflect the energy.

Wolverine....depends on if the magic is strong enough to cut adamantium.

It doesn't get cut though, when the portal closes then half of it is one place and half is another place, they are just instantly separated, no cutting or force applied.


That's cutting. Just done via space/time cutting.


No, it's not. "Cutting" by definition is the separation by use of a sharp instrument. There is no cutting going on. When you are half-way through one of Doctor Strange's portals, you are half in one location and half in another location. Those locations are conveniently connected via the portal. When the portal is closed, they are simply no longer connected. Just...poof. No sharp instrument needed. The two halves are simply not connected anymore. There's no force required, no pushing or pulling on either half, nothing.
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Topicnight shift
Aristoph
06/09/18 7:32:25 AM
#25
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

I had a Quetzal egg incubating on ARK But it's likely dead now because I slept too long

goddammit


That's the number 1 reason I never played on multiplayer servers in Ark. Single-player only for me. I'm not setting my damn alarm clock to wake up and nurse a digital dragon baby. Love the game, though. I'm sure it's a lot of fun with buddies, but that kind of thing turns a game into a literal job. Making sure you've got 10 hours worth of food in the feeding trough so your dinos don't starve to death while you're at work, investing ridiculous amounts of resources into defenses so some random doesn't come along and destroy your entire base while you're sleeping...it's just stupid.
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TopicIf you suddenly became rich would that solve all of your problems?
Aristoph
06/09/18 6:27:04 AM
#30
It wouldn't solve all of them, but it would definitely solve a lot of them.
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Topicnight shift
Aristoph
06/09/18 4:19:40 AM
#22
So the first pair of skeeze-buckets are back again blowing more money they clearly don't have on scratch-offs. Still not actually playing them, just scratching off the barcode and scanning to see if they won. Been about 15 minutes now, and I think they've spent at least $100 so far.
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TopicLesbians
Aristoph
06/08/18 11:05:21 PM
#7
Flockaveli posted...
wide hips and big old booties.


So...fat?
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TopicEverything great about NV
Aristoph
06/08/18 11:04:18 PM
#23
DuranOfForcena posted...
Aristoph posted...
Wait...what did he get warned for? O_o

probably for trolling about the same topic repeatedly for days on end


That's not warning material.

I assumed the deleted post was some unhinged type shit.
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TopicEverything great about NV
Aristoph
06/08/18 11:02:09 PM
#21
Wait...what did he get warned for? O_o
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TopicDid you know that it is illegal to abort a child with down syndrome in Ohio?
Aristoph
06/08/18 1:34:14 PM
#37
Howl posted...
Who is going to raise these down syndrome kids if their own mothers don't want them? You?


How does this question in any way justify a woman aborting her own child? This is predicated upon the certainty that no woman will raise their own child with Down Syndrome.


A woman who wanted an abortion but was forced to keep a baby with Down Syndrome because of this law would most likely not want to raise the child. The fact that it was born doesn't change the fact that the mother didn't want it in the first place.
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TopicI always thought I was 6'0, but I'm actually not...
Aristoph
06/08/18 1:29:15 PM
#11
averagejoel posted...
your height changes throughout the course of the day


Not by 4 inches.
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TopicI always thought I was 6'0, but I'm actually not...
Aristoph
06/08/18 9:33:24 AM
#2
Abyssea posted...

does this mean I'm a manlet now?


No.

It means you've always been a manlet.
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Topicnight shift
Aristoph
06/08/18 4:34:06 AM
#16
Ugh...there's another lotto scratcher here this morning. Right on cue. And surprise! He's also a disgusting slob.
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TopicWhich of these Batgirls can get it?
Aristoph
06/08/18 4:28:43 AM
#2
None of them, thanks.
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TopicSupposed Death Stranding E3 Leaks (SPOILERS?)
Aristoph
06/07/18 10:16:43 PM
#20
Youngster_Joey_ posted...
I'm convinced that Death Stranding could wind up being a 5 minute FMV of Kojima just dropping a steamy shit on Stephanie Joostens chest, and people would call it a bold move and praise his genius for subverting all conventions.


https://i.imgflip.com/14zczs.jpg
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TopicIt's 4:08 am
Aristoph
06/07/18 5:11:48 AM
#4
nevershine posted...
No its not
Its 5:10


Also I'm working.
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Topicnight shift
Aristoph
06/07/18 4:37:31 AM
#6
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Bro I don't get people who can like sit in a bar, you know, and just play those pull tab scratch off whatevers all night they spend like $600 a night it's disgusting lmao


Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Especially because the people who do it tend to be the very people can't actually afford to do it in the first place. :-/ It's sad and depressing, more than anything.

Like these two guys right now aren't even actually playing the tickets. They're just buying them and then immediately scanning them to see if they've won.
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Topicnight shift
Aristoph
06/07/18 4:34:35 AM
#4
Same as always.

Got a few hours of Warframe in tonight. Kinda bored right now, though. The 3:30-5:30 period is pretty dull, but there's just enough foot traffic that gaming becomes too much of a hassle, so I usually just turn it off and browse CE or YouTube for a bit. I've had a couple of morons in the corner playing scratch-offs for about 20 minutes now. Fuck, I hate those people. They're always dirty, gross, obnoxious, and stupid. Like it's almost a requirement. I'd say a solid 95% of the people who play scratch-off lottery (more than just grabbing a ticket and leaving) are disgusting slobs. -_-
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TopicWhat happens if Doctor Strange or Blink mid-warps Wolverine or Cap's shield?
Aristoph
06/06/18 11:21:41 PM
#7
Milkman5 posted...

I thought Wolverine could only heal or regrow his organic material. He can regrow his skeleton? even though it's synthetic?


No, he'd have a normal skeleton on the bottom half.
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TopicTrump is asking for people to send him Birthday Cards.
Aristoph
06/06/18 12:21:47 PM
#7
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
What's the probability they're filtering out ones with nasty words?


100%
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TopicDemocrats lose California state senate supermajority after recall vote!
Aristoph
06/06/18 8:59:20 AM
#38
Who are you?

Why are you tagging me?

I don't believe I've ever spoken to you, let alone done anything to give you the impression I give a shit about topics like this.

Don't ever tag me again. Not just about state legislatures. Just don't tag me for anything, period.

What a fucking shitty topic. -_-
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TopicWhy is Maisie Williams such a polarizing celebrity around here?
Aristoph
06/06/18 6:53:38 AM
#33
bulletproofvita posted...
Turtlebread posted...
I wouldnt have sex with her even if I was drunk

Yeah you would


No, he wouldn't.

Not for lack of trying, mind you.
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TopicWhy is Maisie Williams such a polarizing celebrity around here?
Aristoph
06/05/18 11:23:02 PM
#14
Turtlebread posted...

I can guarantee she would


You literally can't.
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TopicWhy is Maisie Williams such a polarizing celebrity around here?
Aristoph
06/05/18 11:19:55 PM
#9
Turtlebread posted...
I wouldnt have sex with her even if I was drunk


Good news! She wouldn't have sex with you either.
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TopicWhy is Maisie Williams such a polarizing celebrity around here?
Aristoph
06/05/18 11:13:07 PM
#3
Some people around here are so paranoid that they actually believe if a person becomes famous when they're underaged, it makes you a pedo to find them attractive at any point in the rest of their lives.

EDIT: At least, that's the only reasoning I can see from some of the posts on here. It can't actually be that they don't find her attractive, because CE drools over women that are seriously fucking disgusting ham-beasts by comparison all the time.
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TopicTeam Sonic Racing video and key features
Aristoph
06/05/18 11:11:32 PM
#5
That looks like complete garbage.

Also whose brilliant idea was it to just have the announcer scream out every item's name when it's used? That's just fucking moronic. I only hope there's a "lightning bolt" in there so people can do a remake of the LARP kid.
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TopicThey have "gaming" phones now?
Aristoph
06/05/18 11:03:17 PM
#2
They've had gaming phones for ages.

They're called the N-Gage. You bought one, didn't you?
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TopicAva Addams is so bad af
Aristoph
06/05/18 11:02:30 PM
#35
Yeah, she's pretty bad.

Really, really fucking terrible, actually.
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TopicGraphic designer redesigns US Currency
Aristoph
06/05/18 10:55:28 PM
#9
I don't hate them, tbh.

Needs more colors, though. They're all blue. :-/
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TopicLol foosball yesterday. My boss confirmed himself to be a welcher.
Aristoph
06/05/18 3:19:27 PM
#16
This has to be objectively the stupidest gimmick on CE.
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TopicTrump crying about the anthem again. Will play anthem at WH.
Aristoph
06/05/18 3:09:47 PM
#35
Uncle Choad posted...
ITT: Butthurt nerds upset over the Star Spangled Banner


What? I don't see many conservatives in this topic. O_o
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TopicSurviving Mars - anyone played?
Aristoph
06/05/18 2:29:37 PM
#2
I was cautiously optimistic when I first saw it.

Seems the reviews so far are mostly negative. I think I'm gonna wait a bit before I decide to buy it or not.
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TopicMy mother bought a Surface Laptop and it's the most Microsoft thing ever
Aristoph
06/04/18 7:40:25 AM
#5
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
No, but did you know Edge is faster than Chrome?


AND it uses half as much battery!

Looks like Internet Explorer is no longer the best browser for downloading another browser!
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TopicIs is thing on? I'd like everyone's attention, please.
Aristoph
06/04/18 6:39:11 AM
#9
NeoBowser posted...
go home your drunk


Stay out my sober.
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TopicWould you support kids learning Arabic Numerals in school?
Aristoph
06/04/18 4:27:37 AM
#2
TopicAre you dead?
Aristoph
06/04/18 4:25:13 AM
#7
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