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| Topic | Trump: *screams in MAGA* |
| deupd_u 06/27/18 9:38:36 AM #10 | When your latte is so good, you have a second goodlatte. Mmmmm... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | How the hell is wrestling the most popular board? |
| deupd_u 06/27/18 9:34:22 AM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/explore/3-special-interest-boards --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | British courts told to only send women to prison for serious crimes. |
| deupd_u 06/27/18 8:20:13 AM #11 | You should send anyone to prison except for serious crimes --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Conservatives shook over the socialist winning in NY |
| deupd_u 06/27/18 8:18:32 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Sick fucks hold sreaming 7 year old underwater, forces parents to watch. |
| deupd_u 06/27/18 8:04:27 AM #37 | St0rmFury posted... Trigg3rH4ppy posted...Kill all 3 of them. Ilishe posted... Put them in a cage with Stipe, Cormier and Ngannou Try them in a court of law --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Your biggest achievement? |
| deupd_u 06/27/18 7:59:17 AM #12 | Seriously 2.0 in Gears of War 2 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Girl threatens ex boyfriend with machete, forces him to have sex with her |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 5:36:37 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Supreme Court rules topic flairs ruled Unconstitutional in historic case. |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 4:46:51 PM #2 | I literally used adblock to get rid of them the day they started. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | This is one of my favorite YouTube thumbnails |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 4:04:27 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Life is easier when you have good to great credit |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 12:28:22 PM #6 | The only thing a credit score does is allow you to borrow money, it does nothing to your life if you don't borrow a lot. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Scientist shot dead in front of daughters, 2 and 4, during California camping |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 12:15:04 PM #13 | Shkreli still calling the shots --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | MatPat and Game Grumps both start fun playthroughs of Detroit: Become Human |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 12:11:10 PM #1 | Then they both just stop at the same time, noooooooo --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is sex fun? |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 11:23:13 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Male Privilege Does NOT Exist At ALL!(Pic) |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 11:22:19 AM #6 | https://us-east-1.tchyn.io/snopes-production/uploads/2015/12/hillary-clinton-quote.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Yeah civil war! |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 10:38:29 AM #3 | Geez, that woman from Carmen San Diego aged like shit. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pck19C7GkC4/hqdefault.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Have you ever been catfished CE? |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 10:28:17 AM #26 | Kurumiee posted... All the time. Tinder is full of them. Happened to me twice, but only for a few hours. I wouldn't call it "catfishing" at that point, it's more of just some bad jokes. This one girl on Tinder, I asked her if she worked, and she said she was a professional wrestler. I thought she was just weirdly joking around and teasing me. We talked for maybe 5 hours before she randomly unmatched me. Curious, I googled her name and "wrestler" to find the pictures were of an actual female wrestler in the WWE. I don't remember her name. I just thought it was funny that A) I was supposed to know who the hell that obscure female wrestler was, and then B) I was also supposed to also believe it was actually her. I don't know how that actual wrestler girl in the pictures made it into the WWE, she was incredibly average looking in both face and body, that's why it never gave me a red flag. The second one was a not very good looking girl who was coming off as kind of desperate and low self-esteem. I've seen it before, it wasn't terribly unusual. We went to the same college, and she asked if I was going to be on campus so we could hang out (weirder things have happened faster). I was planning to come to campus anyway, so I said yeah sure. She then kept asking me for a selfie (this was on Bumble, where you can send photos). I just didn't want to, and was kind of confused considering she wanted to meet me in about 10 minutes from then. She kept asking, so I sent one. She said I looked "creepy," she couldn't tell how "creepy" I looked from my other photos, and didn't want to see me anymore. I told her that didn't make any sense, considering how I look exactly the same as all my profile photos. She said "Uh, I have bf sorry" and she unmatched me. I was more upset that the joke of "get a guy to send me a selfie and then call him creepy" doesn't make any God damn sense on a dating app with profile photos than I was about being "pranked," if you could even call it that. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Remember the outrage over Target's bathroom policy? |
| deupd_u 06/26/18 9:47:15 AM #12 | Target also has a no gun policy, but I carry in there anyway. Hehehehe --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Old users question. |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 9:36:02 PM #28 | I came for the walkthroughs at first, of course. I honestly don't know of any other written walkthrough site. But then I found CE as a form of social contact. I grew up here when I had no friends. Now I'm an adult and still have no friends. This is the only place I've ever had to go, really --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What are things considered "Reddit"? |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 5:53:26 PM #10 | Still posting pictures of cats in 2018 "Interesting" factoids that any educated adult knows Basing your political philosophies on those of terrible comedians Also, Rage Comics were still on the front page every single day until 2014. Jesus Christ. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What's a deal breaker for you when you talk to a girl? |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 5:47:42 PM #6 | If they're too serious or ask me "what I'm looking for." I have no patience for that. Can we go on 1 gosh darn date before you try to gauge my commitment to you? Geez. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Prepare for a recession sometime soon everyone |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 4:35:23 PM #8 | People have been calling recession every day for the past decade. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Ninja sex party is trash |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 3:24:04 PM #5 | It's musical comedy --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Robert E. Lee Elementary changed to Barack Obama Elementary in Virginia. |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 1:35:05 PM #61 | I'm just now realizing that Robert E. Lee and R. Lee Ermey were the same person. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | List of people who have stated that they have a dream |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 1:31:42 PM #4 | World famous hip-hop recording artist deupd_u --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I went to Mexico to have some sex-ico |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 1:26:47 PM #20 | I went to Sweden for pussy eatin' I went to Slovakia cause I want to fuck-e-ya I went to Cameroon to get some poon I went to Malaysia cause I wanna lay ya I went to Korea and got gonorrhea --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | How the Koch Brothers Are Killing Public Transit Projects Around the Country |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 12:58:48 PM #83 | Don't blame me; I voted for Heckler. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I got a Publix tendies sub for the first time. I did it for the maymay, but it |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 12:52:27 PM #1 | Was actually p good --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | $1,000,000 but for 1 hour a day for the rest of your life, you have to listen to |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 9:25:50 AM #6 | Darkrobotisback posted... $1,000,000 isn't much these days. Math. If you make $50,000 per year (which you don't, you make much less than that), that is 20 years of work. That is probably about half of all the money you will ever make in your life. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | $1,000,000 but for 1 hour a day for the rest of your life, you have to listen to |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 9:04:21 AM #1 | SSSniperWolf talk about how good her peanut butter sandwich is. - Results (7 votes)
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| Topic | Trump goes after the Red Hen. |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 8:52:57 AM #16 | Bluebomber182 posted... trump supporters: businesses should be allowed to turn away anyone they want for any reason YES, TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE CALLING FOR IT TO BE A CRIME TO KICK SARAH *GOOFY LAUGH* A'HYUCKABEE SANDERS OOT OF YUR RISTRONT U R FRAKIN GINYUS MY DOOD --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Kent State AR15 girl at it again, 'mah rights' |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 8:47:40 AM #21 | Buzz Killjoy posted... Burgess posted...That's a lot of bullshit attachments. Y'all are noguns AF https://www.ammoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/SOOTCH-shooting-the-Magpul-AR-15-MBUS-Pro-Sight-Set.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Damn, Lisa Lampanelli is ready to get OPPRESSED |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 8:40:34 AM #1 | https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/portrait_300x450/2013/05/lisa_lampanelli_a_p.jpg https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/lisalamp.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I just drank pure pineapple juice for the first time |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 8:27:21 AM #4 | Irony posted... Now she won't hate the taste as much UMMMMM --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Kent State AR15 girl at it again, 'mah rights' |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 8:23:07 AM #3 | There is somebody who is pro-gun-STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Trump goes after the Red Hen. |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 8:15:09 AM #7 | https://www.10tv.com/sites/10tv.com/files/Red%20Hen%20Restaurant.jpg Canopies are pretty gross --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why are are a babies features determined by the non white race in mixed babies? |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 8:06:28 AM #18 | BlockAddition posted... Take a plate ...A white man telling his black baby, "sorry."  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Question for Jordan Peterson fans |
| deupd_u 06/25/18 7:54:21 AM #23 | 8-bit_Biceps posted... What if Jordan Peterson just has an ulterior motive for people to clean their room so that they just become more organized or their room always looks the same to channel less diverse/creative thoughts. What if he just wants the there to be less creative/leftist types so that he can prey on the weak and stupid conservatives like the rest of the rich conservatives. What in the motherfuck are you fucking talking about? Anyway, it's pretty sad how blinded by prejudice left-leaning people are, that they willingly refuse to comprehend the simple English of someone who is of conservative view points, just to make him seem crazy. I don't know if it's a willful ignorance, or just the taking of baseless hit-pieces about him at face value. You would have to have one criminally insane mind to have such an axe to grind against Peterson, when he says the most reasonable things I could imagine. "Clean your room" just means "do everything within your sphere of influence to improve your life before you go raging against some sort of hypothetical, oppressive regime you believe is somehow responsible for your poor life position." Side note: I suggest everyone watch this video every time he comes up, because I am sick of people whining about how "depressed" they are, when they just have a shitty life.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | John McCain's favorability ratings in Arizona |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 9:30:22 PM #7 | Snack posted... republicans so cultish they'd rather follow a coward draft dodger than an actual war hero. And suddenly, all the liberals are pro-Vietnam --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Trump: Be a man Jimmy! |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 9:16:38 PM #9 | |
| Topic | Henry Kissinger outlived XXXTentacion. |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 5:07:07 PM #11 | As if any of you know a God damn thing about Henry Kissinger. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What do you think about people who do not invite their fam's S/O? |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 4:59:05 PM #7 | People need to learn their places. It's always really irritated when it's like, "Aaaaand you brought your girlfriend." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Reminder: I have a hot asian girlfriend with big breasts and we have sex a lot. |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 4:40:54 PM #36 | LanHikari10 posted... This is a pretty boring gimmick. Is there some sort of petition we can sign to kick him out? Serious question. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What do I do with my fidget spinner collection now that they are no longer cool |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 4:38:23 PM #2 | Complete_Idi0t posted... they are no longer cool https://i.pinimg.com/736x/54/7c/f5/547cf5b60c0eebd0c87d7180174540c5.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I went to Mexico to have some sex-ico |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 4:16:42 PM #18 | frozenshock posted... I went to GameFAQs to... uh... send a fax? I went to GameFAQs to see some great racks  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I went to Mexico to have some sex-ico |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 1:26:10 PM #12 | I went to Iraq to hit it from the back I went to Iran for all the sweet brown cans I went to Australia to get some tail-ia I went to New Zealand for touches and feelin's I went to Spain to club and make it rain I went to France and I "forgot" my pants --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Breakfast at Chick-Fil-A was so good that we're going to lunch |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 12:40:42 PM #2 | |
| Topic | The perfect girl. |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 11:58:53 AM #14 | http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/roberts-shape/emma-roberts-shape-magazine-december-2017-05.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I went to Mexico to have some sex-ico |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 10:51:50 AM #11 | I went to Chile to pleasure my willy I went to Angola for some tight butthole-a I went to India to try to get into ya I went to Poland to get the pole in I went to Italy to see some tit-alies I went to Romania to get me some hoe brain-ia --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I just this moment realized in the Spongebob episode |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 10:47:23 AM #5 | Error1355 posted... wait what is this topic about Vagina represented metaphorically as a cookie --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I just this moment realized in the Spongebob episode |
| deupd_u 06/24/18 10:44:18 AM #2 | I could go for a tight pocket cookie about now --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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