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| Topic | Would you eat Melania's lasagna? |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 6:52:03 PM #17 | |
| Topic | Would you ever consider dating and marrying a bisexual woman? |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 6:03:34 PM #8 | Most of the time, "bisexual women" are just uber-liberal women who want to claim to be "part of the LGBT community" because they think it's cool. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I want to fuck DIS Iranian woman! |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 4:35:23 PM #1 | |
| Topic | All my bitches love me |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 4:26:13 PM #2 | Did you guys hear about Russman? Word on the street is: --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | A quick question for anyone who has beaten Detroit |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 4:21:40 PM #1 | I've been watching Game Grumps/GTLive play Detroit. I don't want to look it up and see more spoilers than I want, so I wanted to ask just a "yes" or "no" question to anyone who has beaten it: --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you eat Melania's lasagna? |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 4:08:43 PM #9 | She is willing to also pat your head and call you a handsome boy while you eat it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you eat Melania's lasagna? |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 10:51:45 AM #3 | It's not from a box, she made it - with love. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Jesus, stop with the gosh darn video interviews |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 8:27:27 AM #1 | I hate having to awkwardly interview myself before I am worthy of being graced by a human presence. I'm in a house full of people, and there's literal jack-hammering construction going on outside. I can't help but feel like a dumb ass when I'm sitting on a stack of boxes in the my best lit corner, wearing a dress shirt and cargo shorts. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you carry your social security card in your wallet? |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 8:13:47 AM #7 | Why would anyone need it in any sort of regular basis? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you eat Melania's lasagna? |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 7:13:46 AM #1 | First Mommy of the United States, Melania Trump, has baked lasagna for you. Do you eat it? - Results (6 votes)
Yes
83.33% (5 votes)
5
No
16.67% (1 vote)
1
https://southernbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Easiest-Lasagna-4.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | George Zimmerman was a hero. |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 7:07:47 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Is there any way to tell Chinese and Japanese people apart? |
| deupd_u 06/22/18 7:07:14 AM #4 | The one with the sword is the Japano-Man --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I c U |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 8:38:31 PM #2 | |
| Topic | The perfect woman but she is literally Eve |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 8:37:34 PM #5 | Zikten posted... looks like she's 25. I don't date grandmas --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What steps, as an individual, are you taking to MAGA? |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 8:31:53 PM #2 | |
| Topic | What steps, as an individual, are you taking to MAGA? |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 8:00:23 PM #1 | |
| Topic | does CE like donuts? |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 7:00:24 PM #2 | They got expensive. I remember when Dunkin Donuts was $.59, now they're $.99. Walmart has pretty good ones for $.58, but their variety is really limited outside the holidays. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | So Krauthammer just died... |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 6:46:01 PM #5 | inb4 Reddit now loves him and makes drawings of him in heaven walking --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | are you typically into younger or older ppl your age? |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 6:40:13 PM #7 | As if I'm good enough to for my preferences to matter --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | A really handsome gay guy wants to suck your dick. Would you let him suck it? |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 6:38:36 PM #10 | Someone wanting me? AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | MELANIA seen wearing $39 jacket that says "I REALLY DONT CARE DO U?" |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 5:43:57 PM #6 | H I G H F A S H I O N Make America Effay Again! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | @The_Doge |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 5:30:55 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Dogs are worthless, dirty, and disgusting. |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 5:11:19 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Rebecca Black is 21 today |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 2:47:26 PM #14 | |
| Topic | The color blue. |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 2:02:03 PM #4 | Do you people seriously not use Awesome Mode?  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Jordan Peterson |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 1:06:42 PM #12 | It's so funny how butthurt atheists get when there's a smart dude who's religious, haha --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Jordan Peterson |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 12:06:11 PM #4 | Jordan Peterson is asked about same sex adoption, and he responds: "I believe very firmly that the nuclear family is the smallest viable human unit: mother, father, child, and if you fragment it below that you end up paying" he is a raging homophobe What kind of fucking mental gymnastics do you have to do to connect these 2 sentences together? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My face when Game-Ef-Eh-Kyoos goes down |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 9:38:56 AM #8 | xBloodBrotherx posted... Master_Bass posted...Reis posted... People on CE (and IRL, but that's another matter) are incredibly mean to me, and really go off the handle at any little thing I say. Any mildly controversial opinion I've had, like Spiderman 3 was good, or that I never understood the appeal of going to the beach, everyone here would be genuinely infuriated. "Oh my God. You're such a piece of shit, deupd. What an asshole loser that guy is. Just fucking kill yourself already." So, I thought: what if I did something genuinely evil? They couldn't say much worse to me. Would the reaction then be something like a tepid, "Gee willikers, deupd. That wasn't very nice of you..."? So I made that pic literally turning GameFAQs into hell, captioned with the unenthusiastic response I would get doing so. That was in 2013. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I like my women like I like my brownies |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 9:09:13 AM #17 | Bake in an oven at 375 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My face when Game-Ef-Eh-Kyoos goes down |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 7:53:26 AM #4 | xBloodBrotherx posted... My face is unchanged because I just hit up private discord servers ;^) I've reached old man status in that, I have no idea what the hell Discord is, but since it's new, I assume it's for children and I don't need to know anymore. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My face when Game-Ef-Eh-Kyoos goes down |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 7:28:12 AM #1 | |
| Topic | When you're friends with someone then you find out they are incredibly racist/ |
| deupd_u 06/21/18 6:39:25 AM #3 | I'll ruin the joke because most of you won't get it  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | When you're friends with someone then you find out they are incredibly racist/ |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 9:49:55 PM #1 | sexist/homophobic/transphobic  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I literally applied for a job at ICE today. |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 4:59:55 PM #50 | But it does handle a lot of the mailing, so I would literally mail deportation letters. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Being 100% real here.. what was your reaction to "womp womp." |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 4:26:21 PM #64 | Pogo_Marimo posted... deupd_u posted...Considering how any non-western country would have shot all these people on-sight, they're getting a pretty sweet deal from us. You are Georgian peasant man named Mikheil Niashvilic with wife and small child. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/619CpKseMzL._SX425_.jpg In effort to build better life, you attempt to illegally cross the border into Nalchik, Russia.  Upon passing sign reading "Russian Border: DO NOT CROSS," you see tower in the distance. https://s17410.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/017.jpg Atop tower is PFC Sasha Petrokov, armed with Dragunov SVD-M rifle. https://modernfirearms.net/userfiles/images/sniper/rus/1486294772.jpg After Niashvilic family all shot in legs, Private Bork Doggovic is sent to kill and eat remains https://cdn1.img.sputniknews.com/images/101780/46/1017804687.jpg No tears are being the shed. Is rather uneventful day. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Being 100% real here.. what was your reaction to "womp womp." |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 2:39:57 PM #17 | He's right. It's unfortunate the kid's parents put him in that situation, but it's hard to feel bad. He'll live. I am an uber-republican type who hates the government, but this is definitely one of its true jobs: stopping foreign invaders. Considering how any non-western country would have shot all these people on-sight, they're getting a pretty sweet deal from us. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | When she bites your neck too hard and it really hurts, so you get mad at her and |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 11:17:31 AM #7 | And my pillow is gone! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I literally applied for a job at ICE today. |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 9:27:12 AM #48 | As much as I hate to break the illusion, it's just a clerical job. I'm not healthy enough for any sort of LEO job. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Remember when dudes wanted to bang Flo the Progressive lady? |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 8:51:06 AM #10 | I feel like she was more bangable in the Mad Men setting because then it's more of a "you're only giving me head because I'm your boss, and I'm only taking it because it's easy" kind of thing.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Trumps tent camps cost more than keeping kids with their parents. |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 8:36:30 AM #10 | 8-bit_Biceps posted... You have to separate eggs if you're trying to make a key lime pie. The yolks go into the filling with the condensed milk and lime juice, and the egg whites are whipped with sugar to make the meringue. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Trumps tent camps cost more than keeping kids with their parents. |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 8:20:11 AM #5 | You're right. We should cut that budget in half and keep them in crates like factory chickens. Of all the times the libs say "forget how much it costs, it's for good!" Now when it supports an anti-Trump position, it's now a good idea to make human living conditions as cheap as possible. You aren't even trying anymore. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you fuck a clown girl? |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 7:08:12 AM #3 | Whore make-up makes them all look like clowns. It's a biblical irony. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | try not to *** challenge |
| deupd_u 06/20/18 6:52:37 AM #7 | https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-21-2016/ClgrFC.gif --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I literally applied for a job at ICE today. |
| deupd_u 06/19/18 9:46:13 PM #8 | UnholyMudcrab posted... Your tag is an accurate one You do realize you're the only one who can see your own tags --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I literally applied for a job at ICE today. |
| deupd_u 06/19/18 9:39:29 PM #1 | Doing my best to MAGA. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | When she bites your neck too hard and it really hurts, so you get mad at her and |
| deupd_u 06/19/18 9:28:51 PM #6 | LordMarshal posted... When you wake up and find out youve been fucking a tarantula.... http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/0o0.gif --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | When she bites your neck too hard and it really hurts, so you get mad at her and |
| deupd_u 06/19/18 9:18:54 PM #1 | She give you puppy-dog eyes and says "Sorry, Daddy" and gives you kisses (pronounced "keesiz") to make it all better --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | A 10 year-old girl with down syndrome was taken from her parents |
| deupd_u 06/19/18 8:54:28 PM #13 | He's right. One of those kids has Downs, so what? What difference does it make? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | How many times do I have to mention Waluigi before a girl slobs on my D? |
| deupd_u 06/19/18 8:52:13 PM #1 | |
| Topic | God. It's not even funny, anymore. Now it's just sad. |
| deupd_u 06/19/18 7:24:46 PM #4 | |
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