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| Topic | I'm on a seafood diet |
| deupd_u 02/26/18 9:15:06 AM #1 | I only eat seafood! *Ba dum ching* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | ITT: Post the one gif that summarizes your life |
| deupd_u 02/26/18 9:11:05 AM #36 | http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/is.gif --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | When was NATO formed? |
| deupd_u 02/26/18 7:31:01 AM #2 | When the entire world realized they could leech off of America --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How does anyone take Jordan Peterson seriously? |
| deupd_u 02/26/18 7:17:08 AM #20 | I'm genuinely not sure if TC is trolling or not, pretending to be one of those people who willfully "misunderstand" him because he says things that aren't compliant with the social narrative of, "everyone is exactly the same" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How to motivate myself to get a job? |
| deupd_u 02/25/18 7:12:49 AM #2 | You'll never get any slippy-slappy-goo-and-happy with bitches without no job --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Turning down a woman |
| deupd_u 02/24/18 9:24:34 PM #5 | I'm good looking and skinny, so a lot of hambeasts think I'm attainable. They are wrong. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | 18 y/o Florida Kid turned in by his DAD for having GUNS also had CHILD PORN!! |
| deupd_u 02/24/18 9:20:22 PM #3 | Full Throttle posted... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/02/25/00/4990E80800000578-0-image-a-16_1519520058883.jpg Why the FUCK is this not my life? I wish I went to high school. Christ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | It isn't 'depression' when you're just in a shitty life position |
| deupd_u 02/24/18 11:05:22 AM #1 | You're supposed to feel terrible when your life sucks. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | ITT: Shit unfunny people do |
| deupd_u 02/24/18 11:01:15 AM #13 | Make jokes about thyme/time --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is the cop who didn't enter the high school during the mass shooting a coward? |
| deupd_u 02/24/18 7:30:31 AM #41 | Why is he not charged with criminal negligence? Seriously? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Anyone else feel like playing pokemon? |
| deupd_u 02/23/18 9:12:33 PM #3 | ssj3vegeta2 posted... No. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Instead of complaining, this toppic is to just scream your frustrations out |
| deupd_u 02/23/18 6:10:24 PM #9 | |
| Topic | How can you live with yourself? |
| deupd_u 02/23/18 6:07:00 PM #15 | Because the people of the world deserve much worse --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Teen viciously owns Marco Rubio |
| deupd_u 02/23/18 6:01:51 PM #108 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... That was so funny at that town hall meeting. That one kid, a high school kid, made Rubio trip, stumble, and fumble over his s*** when asked if he would accept donations from the NRA. Imagine watching that exchange and walking away from it actually believing this --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Just found out my phone has an AR function! |
| deupd_u 02/23/18 5:10:35 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Instead of complaining, this toppic is to just scream your frustrations out |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 6:17:03 PM #4 | MacadamianNut3 posted... *topic aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would you date a girl who is high-functioning autistic? |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 6:15:46 PM #22 | Only if it's that girl who covered herself in peanut butter --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Instead of complaining, this toppic is to just scream your frustrations out |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 6:14:22 PM #1 | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I think a new Civil War could be mutually beneficial. |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 5:33:28 PM #7 | Swampthing1138 posted... We could finally take their guns away and the Conservatives can have an opportunity to live their fantasy of fighting a tyrannical government and realize how stupid they were when they realize they never stood a chance against tanks. We literally lost Vietnam and are still in Afghanistan --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How accurate is this picture |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 5:17:45 PM #8 | ThyCorndog posted... wackyteen posted...I'm actually afraid it's going to take a trained, smart individual to commit a gun atrocity on a scale so much larger and deadlier than we've ever had for just some common sense gun laws to be put in place, honestly. Something something the foundation of the most powerful state to ever have existed *eagle screech* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What's your relationship like with the voice in your head? |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 5:15:35 PM #23 | It's like the relationship between God and Job. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Trump says the NRA are "patriots who do the right thing" |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 3:00:56 PM #22 | Patriot pey-tree-uh t Noun a person who regards himself or herself as a defender, especially of individual rights, against presumed interference by the federal government. Yes. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Things that trigger the left |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 12:33:31 PM #75 | http://dailysignal.com/wp-content/uploads/Constitution-1250x650.gif --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | All this gun talk has really got me thinking....... |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 10:39:33 AM #11 | I have. Twice. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Robin Hood, where THE F is my crypto and options trading? |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 10:38:46 AM #1 | How am I supposed to make phat stacks when yous yanking my chain? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Man tearfully admits he was almost a school shooter and explains why |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 9:09:54 AM #19 | Mr_Biscuit posted... ToonLinkWithGun posted...myzz007 posted...deupd_u posted...Mr_Biscuit posted...hes lying, hes an idiot You have a heart in your ass? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | You do realize that owning a gun won't actually protect you from home invasion |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 9:08:39 AM #7 | I don't know why all you snowflakes are all, "LOLZERS LEIK U CUD DO N-E-THING W/ GUNZ N-EWAY" Shooting people isn't difficult. It's not Star Wars, you don't need Jedi mastery of the force. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Sex, Marry, Kill: Emma Roberts, Emma Stone, Emma Watson |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 8:35:44 AM #2 | Sex Emma Roberts, Marry Emma Roberts, Kill everyone in the world who isn't Emma Roberts. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Man tearfully admits he was almost a school shooter and explains why |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 8:30:38 AM #2 | Mr_Biscuit posted... hes lying, hes an idiot --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I can't understand why people like to give head |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 8:27:45 AM #2 | I don't ask those sort of questions, I just graciously accept. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | CNN gave students scripted questions |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 8:26:01 AM #5 | I mean, the only "questions" were like, "Do you think people should have semi-automatic weapons?" asked to the NRA --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | this is the person the nra sent to the cnn town hall |
| deupd_u 02/22/18 8:11:44 AM #5 | No one as insane as I am should ever be allowed to have this kind of deadly assault boner she's giving me --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | These kids experienced a shooting first hand. |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 10:07:55 PM #13 | Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... They're opinions should count than more that anyone else. But feelings --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | CNN Town Hall tonight at 9EST. |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 9:40:56 PM #51 | GregShmedley posted... littlebro07 posted...Agnostic420 posted...So many common sense solutions I dont get why they cant just ever listen. They really do act like, "oh, everyone is in favor of an AWB, it's just a matter of implementation." Bitch, no. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Eating ass general topic |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 8:52:43 PM #2 | Running low on groceries, if you know what I mean... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do people think an assault rifle ban would ban AR-15s? |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 8:41:29 PM #7 | As an ultra pro-gun person, the whole "hur dur dats not wut a 'asshalt' rifle issss" bullshit is really not helping anybody. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Make America Great Again! |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 8:32:33 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Have you ever told someone who was mad to calm down and they actually calm down? |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 3:40:32 PM #12 | It works best on womyn --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Guns aren't scary; they're a right for every American |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 3:28:16 PM #6 | Foppe posted... Im not scared of guns. This was an necessarily strange way to phrase this. More than 17 people have died to defend the constitutional rights of Americans. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would this scenario be murder, manslaughter, or something else? |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 11:16:40 AM #2 | |
| Topic | You can't fit a dick inside a dick |
| deupd_u 02/21/18 7:55:36 AM #2 | >Implying I have sex with not-virgins --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
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