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| Topic | Were you a sk8er boi?! Did she say see ya la8ter boi?! |
| deupd_u 07/07/18 9:01:59 PM #4 | More like I was a sk8er boi, --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What's up with anime and child soldiers? |
| deupd_u 07/07/18 8:47:07 PM #5 | Maybe they're targeting a certain demographic... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Investment question. |
| deupd_u 07/07/18 8:26:52 PM #16 | IdiotMachine posted... we have too much cash IdiotMachine posted... $15k in cash in our bank Literally me: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h9Wx3ajbE7Y/maxresdefault.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you think you would hate working in retail? |
| deupd_u 07/07/18 4:46:56 PM #5 | It's unremarkable. Everybody who says it's the worst job in the world is just a whiner. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything |
| deupd_u 07/07/18 2:46:52 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Investment question. |
| deupd_u 07/07/18 1:58:54 PM #5 | I don't know how much "some excess money" is, but it sounds like you don't have much cash, and you said you wanted liquidity. I would just keep whatever that money is in the bank, it makes your life a lot easier. Related  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | You god damn right bitch, and now it's too late |
| deupd_u 07/07/18 10:10:23 AM #3 | mistalightbulb posted... I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states Ah, wait. No way. You're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Betas may complain about 'the friendzone,' but that means they have friends |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 8:13:41 PM #2 | At least I have a shelf --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Betas may complain about 'the friendzone,' but that means they have friends |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 6:56:14 PM #1 | I'm in the existential dread-zone, all by myshelf --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Sleeping Dogs |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 2:02:05 PM #11 | Only if The main character is the pork bun guy --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is there anything that girls like more than these kinds of pics? |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 1:28:47 PM #2 | And yet these are the exact same girls who have an emotional breakdown trying to decide where to go to dinner. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | LOL @ peeps who think PERSONALITY >>> LOOKS in girls |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 12:54:57 PM #6 | I always find it funny watching people try to cope with the fact they have an ugly partner. As if there's no one else in the world, who is actually presentable, you could get along with --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | 16 year old women. |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 10:31:56 AM #8 | 444488882 posted... 16 year old women. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | The biggest reason for my hatred of conservatives. |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 9:43:23 AM #4 | Genocet_10-325 posted... You people claim to be religious Stopped reading here. You are conflating 2 entirely unrelated things. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I graduated from college and no one will interview me >_> (Comp Sci) |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 9:24:13 AM #26 | I'm looking for my first job out of college, and I'm 409 applications deep. Buckle the fuck up. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | "Reacting to my old Vines!" |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 9:00:14 AM #1 | It's like watching an old man go through his old military medals from WWII, except it was only 3 years ago and instead of war it was Vine. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I always correct people when they use good instead of well |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 7:35:56 AM #6 | I'm going to draw some water from the good. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Black dude is Genuinely Confused About Transgender Lifestyle |
| deupd_u 07/06/18 7:22:11 AM #5 | I stopped watching once it got to Nazis. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Just a gif of Ducktales (no context) |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 9:54:26 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Post ToS approved pics of women you want to have sex with in this topic. |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 9:32:14 PM #3 | Give me an E! Give me an M! Give me an M! Give me an A!     --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why don't Americans take vacations? |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 5:52:46 PM #3 | I never understood how every college aged English person has the money to go on " 'oliday" all around the world. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Rate: Chelsea Clinton |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 5:49:01 PM #11 | Remember that scene in That's So Raven when she has a vision of a girl taking the bandage off of Eddie's face to reveal his giant zit, and the girl goes, "Groooooooss!"? That is my reaction to Chelsea Clinton. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Applied to a vague job that had to be explained, then they asked about my goals |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 5:33:25 PM #4 | I wasn't thrilled about the idea of moving to the opposite side of the state for a $16/hr job anyway. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Rate this girl |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 5:26:27 PM #8 | Cosplaying is so unattractive. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | ITT we speak ebonics |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 4:33:41 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Notch's Twitter profile picture |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 4:28:19 PM #1 | https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/855193282841907204/aVwHE5Fw_400x400.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/236x/79/51/1c/79511c46c3b182d0db428e895cc8647b--markus-notch-beards.jpg Aaaayyyyyyyyy, that is the saddest thing I have ever seen. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guy kept his relationship secret because girlfriend was trans |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 4:08:32 PM #8 | StanZarnack posted... nope. im not a bigot. Imagine how may people actually think like this. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | *slaps roof of CE* |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 1:50:19 PM #5 | Reddit sure knows how to force a meme so hard, you're sick of it the first day you see it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Applied to a vague job that had to be explained, then they asked about my goals |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 1:43:46 PM #3 | I just said that a lot of finance skills are transferable, even if they're not directly related, and I just want to learn as much about as many realms of finance as I can so I can become a valuable financial professional. Which is true, but admittedly a bad answer. Any implication that you don't want to work that exact job for the rest of your life is a 75% chance killer. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you find yourself attracted still to most women over 45? |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 1:25:55 PM #6 | CwebbMichSac4 posted... deupd_u posted...I had the chance to lose my virginity to 41 year old, but I was too much of a pussy at the time to go through with it. Definitely one of my biggest regrets. Yeah, she was good looking. Hell, she's probably still better looking today than any of the girls I've actually been with since. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you find yourself attracted still to most women over 45? |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 1:22:04 PM #4 | I had the chance to lose my virginity to 41 year old, but I was too much of a pussy at the time to go through with it. Definitely one of my biggest regrets. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I need a cigarette |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 1:03:53 PM #7 | thronedfire2 posted... pogo_rabid posted...Switch to e-cigs, live forever I don't know why people instantly trust those things when we thought cigarettes were good for us for about 130 years. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Listening to pop songs and imagine replacing every 'baby' with 'the N-word' |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 12:56:37 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Applied to a vague job that had to be explained, then they asked about my goals |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 12:18:59 PM #1 | and "where I see myself in the future." Man, I can't come up fake goals that relate to this newly detailed job off the top of my head. No one fresh out of college has "goals" related in any way to your manufacturing supply chain, you dip. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Fox News: Russia meddled to help Trump beat Clinton. Bonus live Russian trolls |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 10:16:03 AM #96 | "Meddling" = trolling on Facebook Okay --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Craziest celebrity ever? |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 9:13:41 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Michigan judge rules kids don't have the right to have access to literacy. |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 8:27:34 AM #2 | Of course, it's not enough to say, "Our school is underfunded." You have to say, "Our school is underfunded-BECAUSE RACISM" It's a fucking joke. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | When a girl is like, 'I love snacks and napping!' my reaction is exactly this |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 8:24:33 AM #3 | You like dogs, too? WOW! So interesting! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is Sweden not full of leftists? How did Notch and Pewdiepe end up so red pilled |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 7:43:55 AM #22 | Notch, redpill? Found a great girl, but she's afraid of me and my life style and went with a normal person instead. https://twitter.com/notch/status/637563733124980736?lang=en And his profile photo on twitter is showing off when he had a full head of hair, which might be the saddest thing I've ever seen. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/855193282841907204/aVwHE5Fw_400x400.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Man I finally can order home food!! |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 7:40:05 AM #4 | FF_Redux posted... $20 This is why the whole "avocado toast" thing exists. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | do people have the same taste or different taste. |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 7:17:15 AM #7 | USER INFO: VISUALBOY2003 Elite User Since: Aug 2003 Karma: 677 Active Posts: 119 Total Badges: 9 How can someone over the age of 15 write like this? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Listening to pop songs and imagine replacing every 'baby' with 'the N-word' |
| deupd_u 07/05/18 6:54:09 AM #1 | THAT'S how you write a song --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Where is Katy Perry right now? |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 9:50:08 PM #2 | In the bed of a man with a lot of money. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | 500 peanuts for all the poor American elephants that are going to die |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 9:49:37 PM #1 | https://www.copykat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/peanut.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Man, I wish America would drop another nuke in my lifetime |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 9:12:39 PM #2 | inb4waaaaaahhhTRUMP --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I think this is a copyright infringing shooting target |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 8:49:32 PM #1 | I was just watching Shoe0nHead's latest video where she goes to a gun range (boring video), and this was her target.  https://cdn.moviestillsdb.com/i/500x/myohxvp4/hostage-lg.jpg I recognized it immediately, because I used this image before.  I just now looked into it, and found it's from a 2005 Bruce Willis movie called Hostage. I highly doubt this was licensed. For shame.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What is the purpose of an exercise jump rope? |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 8:27:33 PM #1 | Couldn't you just jump without it? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | CE's OFFICIAL 2018 4th of July Topic! |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 7:55:19 PM #6 | I actually really hate this holiday, because it's like society at large has decided that deupd_u doesn't get to sleep tonight. Cuz fireworks --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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