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TopicWhat would YOU do if you were Donald Trump
Sphyx
07/07/18 2:51:17 AM
#15
Probably the biggest about-turn in the history of politics. Then spend the rest of my political career trolling the living shit out of my own supporters.
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TopicName ways Trump is better than Obama
Sphyx
07/06/18 11:21:07 PM
#59
JohnLennonTrump posted...
Jazz/Blues fan and a Libertarian?

Ok, now you actually got an IRL chuckle out of me.
Not sure why i found that so funny, either.
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Topicwhat the fuck is wrong with pc gamers
Sphyx
07/06/18 11:02:50 PM
#2
I blame the Function keys.
They'd drive us all crazy if we had them too.
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Topic"We're literally running [Arenanet] now"
Sphyx
07/06/18 11:01:41 PM
#17
Not only are they not literally running it, i wouldn't be surprised if they literally couldn't run.
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TopicYou start dating a girl, find out she is a cam girl
Sphyx
07/06/18 11:00:15 PM
#11
Cobra1010 posted...
I dont want people laughing at me then telling me they jerked off to my wife

You'd miss out on the fun of watching their face when you both just point and laugh scornfully at them instead of showing any sign of shame. I'd imagine her laughing would hit extra hard.

Bonus points if you and camwife re-enact this scene repeatedly while following them as they try to walk away:

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TopicPro-Trump GIFT SHOP has CLOSED DOWN after 2 DAYS of its GRAND OPENING!!
Sphyx
07/06/18 10:36:11 PM
#4
I suspect his target market have already bought into all the merch they need.
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TopicName ways Trump is better than Obama
Sphyx
07/06/18 10:32:56 PM
#53
JohnLennonTrump posted...
Let me guess, a fan of rap music and a Democrat?

Ouch, what a zinger. Ease off man, you might hurt someone!
Not that it matters, you're wrong on both counts.
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TopicName ways Trump is better than Obama
Sphyx
07/06/18 10:19:18 PM
#46
JohnLennonTrump posted...
anything worthwhile to contribute

*sees your username*
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

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TopicName ways Trump is better than Obama
Sphyx
07/06/18 10:14:47 PM
#44
JohnLennonTrump posted...
Sphyx posted...
southcoast09 posted...
Foreign nations have more respect for him

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Did Kim ever meet with Obama?

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
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TopicName ways Trump is better than Obama
Sphyx
07/06/18 10:09:30 PM
#42
southcoast09 posted...
Foreign nations have more respect for him

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
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TopicChinese tariffs specifically target red state industries.
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:59:56 PM
#75
^ You post like a child giddy on too much lemonade. Stop it.
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TopicWoman arrested after going on a racist rant on a bus
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:58:42 PM
#29
lol @ trying to lay the onus of racist behaviour on someone other than the person responsible.
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TopicTrump: I'd like to DNA test Warren, but we're in the #MeToo generation
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:49:22 PM
#20
Put that on the list of things you'd like to do, like lose weight and not be a clown.
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TopicSubway Employee Calls 911 on Black Family Because She Thought They Would Rob Her
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:47:00 PM
#7
pulling double shifts as a sandwich artist and a bullshit artist
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TopicDoes the MAGA hat trigger you?
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:42:47 PM
#23
What's with this sad obsession with maintaining a public veneer of indifference?

Like the worst thing in the world is to be annoyed at someone, so much so that you'll allow and tolerate their stupidity and its consequences just so you don't look "uncool"?

Sounds to me like a lot of people are trollwhipped.
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TopicWhy do people really like to ''help'' others?
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:39:19 PM
#6
There are studies into the significance and even the importance of altruism in social groups within the animal kingdom.
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TopicChinese fans described The Last Jedi as an insult to the IQ of the audience.
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:37:59 PM
#108
Milkman5 quoted...
In Star Wars, it seems only Darth Vader had a brain

General Veers is not impressed.
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TopicSo this girl is on the Statue of Liberty
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:25:38 PM
#35
Awesome posted...
its called she might have a bomb

We all might have bombs.
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TopicI'm trying to figure out how American women are oppressed.
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:13:30 PM
#18
Kazi1212 posted...
A lot of things are odd on here, I just like pointing out holier than thou posts because the irony of it is too much resist

It really is.
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Topicyou fight someone twice as fast and strong as you.
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:09:11 PM
#16
Trickfinger posted...
theyre twice as fast as you buddy

...but not fast enough!
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TopicWhat's the best MMO to get into now?
Sphyx
07/06/18 9:07:23 PM
#41
TheCurseX2 posted...
They'd probably say Tera Online if you gave the option.

lol

I'm not a fan of MMOs but i recently decided to give some F2Ps a try despite knowing next to nothing about any of them. Started with Tera this week. It's enjoyable enough, but GEEZ at the pervy costumes!

I bet whoever designed the outfits would fuck a rattlesnake with a festered ass, if someone held it's head.
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TopicI'm trying to figure out how American women are oppressed.
Sphyx
07/06/18 8:55:06 PM
#15
It's an odd thing to single out.
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Topicyou fight someone twice as fast and strong as you.
Sphyx
07/06/18 8:52:16 PM
#2
vizzini.gif
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TopicDemocrats protest ICE while they're stopping a human trafficking ring *video*
Sphyx
07/06/18 8:49:52 PM
#90
Sephiroth1288 posted...
prefer children get kidnapped and raped

allow ICE to do their jobs

A strange thing to say, considering.
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TopicI'm trying to figure out how American women are oppressed.
Sphyx
07/06/18 8:48:25 PM
#13
Kazi1212 posted...
He didnt ask for an analysis of his character, that was totally you doing something that was completely unnecessary

This is CE, not the Doha Debates.
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Topic4 and/or 5 player local multiplayer games?
Sphyx
07/06/18 8:30:53 PM
#29
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
I'm just posting to echo the sentiment that the Jackbox Party Pack games are fucking fantastic party games.

Agreed.
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TopicFinally boughy FO4 GOTY, any advice?
Sphyx
07/05/18 7:20:26 AM
#8
The huge level limit is a mixed blessing.

Those skills you really want, but aren't an immediate priority? You're probably never going to get them. But you'll live in the false hope you'll get them someday.
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TopicDoes this describe most Trump supporters?
Sphyx
07/05/18 7:10:07 AM
#7
DarthWendy posted...
respectable Trump supporter

lol, funny
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TopicPost ITT, and I will put you into tiers
Sphyx
07/05/18 7:04:03 AM
#37
if you did this to leftwing posters only, would they be liberal tiers?
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TopicI just can't understand eating cold chicken, fish, shrimp, beef, pork...
Sphyx
07/05/18 6:53:12 AM
#12
Life without lightly salted cold mutton between two slices of buttered bread isn't worth living.
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TopicWhy do people eat meat that's on a bone
Sphyx
07/05/18 6:50:38 AM
#38
iHuman posted, but it wasn't worth reading
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TopicWhy do people eat meat that's on a bone
Sphyx
07/05/18 4:02:33 AM
#11
Best way to eat goat IMO.
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TopicHow big is your ignore list?
Sphyx
07/05/18 3:57:23 AM
#60
I had never used it, but late last year i started going nuts with it ("you lookin at me wrong? ban that ass!" style) and got as high as 45. Frankly it was a vast improvement, but most of the worst ones haven't visited the site in some time anyway.

I've decided to reset it every now and then, just to keep things fresh.
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TopicConservative Catholics still protecting child molestors and pedophiles.
Sphyx
07/05/18 3:40:23 AM
#13
I have to wonder how it feels being a higher-up in the Catholic hierarchy that has done the paedo-dance and still believing in god.

Must feel like having a skyscraper-sized serrated rusty sword perpetually hanging over your head with your name and the words "you gon DIE, bitch!" written on it.
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TopicIt's a waning gibbous moon tonight
Sphyx
07/05/18 3:25:35 AM
#5
better than waxing your crescent
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TopicTbh, I'm black and I drive a nice car and I have never been harassed by cops
Sphyx
07/05/18 3:18:57 AM
#30
Do you look like a chauffeur? I bet you're a chauffeur.
How long have you been a chauffeur?
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TopicAre islams really supposed to wake up before sunrise?
Sphyx
07/05/18 3:11:57 AM
#3
Christ, Ian!
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TopicMan, I wish America would drop another nuke in my lifetime
Sphyx
07/05/18 3:04:03 AM
#13
*reads topic*
So, nothing lost from ignoring you then...
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TopicIn Europe, porn ads for increasing your penis size use cm instead of inches.
Sphyx
07/05/18 2:46:09 AM
#8
xyphilia posted...
I just thought that was hilarious

Seriously?
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TopicWould you support a Trump dictatorship?
Sphyx
07/04/18 8:34:09 PM
#6
JoshY2JosHBK posted...
Depends. Will the left put forward someone like Obama/Clinton or JFK/LBJ?

If you prefer a dictatorship over a shit democratic leadership, you deserve that dictatorship.
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TopicIn other strange movie news, they're remaking Child's Play too
Sphyx
07/04/18 8:32:47 PM
#5
Is it a Chucky movie without a Dourif involved?
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TopicMan kills 3 after judge denies ex-wife's request to have his guns taken away
Sphyx
07/04/18 8:16:31 AM
#51
southcoast09 posted...
One citizen, simply put, should have no right to demand that another citizens constitutional rights be taken away.

Actually, he should have the right to demand it. He just shouldn't expect his demand to be honoured.
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TopicDo you think that floating pig over the power plant ever got where it was going?
Sphyx
07/04/18 8:06:34 AM
#5
It mastered the art of Karate.
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TopicIm sorry everyone, I went too far.
Sphyx
07/04/18 4:33:27 AM
#12
CapnMuffin posted...
l0HFkhxuZJQEE6F6o

Heh.
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TopicThe new nine inch nails album, "bad witch" is pretty damn good.
Sphyx
07/04/18 4:32:40 AM
#5
I rememeber hearing something about him being in a good place in his life, and now he's pissed that he can't tap into his misery for inspiration and thinks his new music is kind of shit.
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TopicThe new nine inch nails album, "bad witch" is pretty damn good.
Sphyx
07/04/18 4:23:48 AM
#3
Might try it, haven't been able to get into a NIN album since The Fragile.
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TopicTwo cucks, one girl.
Sphyx
07/04/18 3:30:43 AM
#23
Call people in a non-traditional relationship cucks.
Goes back to fucking the sleeve of his favourite jacket and then crying into his morning coffee.
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TopicDon't you have those sniveling little creeps that reply to topics to contradict?
Sphyx
07/04/18 3:22:43 AM
#2
Yeah...
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TopicObama really should be impeached for Obamacare
Sphyx
07/04/18 3:07:12 AM
#66
Hates the cook.
Insists the cook makes a meal out of dogshit just to spite his cooking.
Complains that the meal tastes awful and blames the cook.
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Topicim starting to turn around on trump
Sphyx
07/04/18 3:01:30 AM
#7
Have to admit, the OP got me.
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