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UnfairRepresent
07/06/18 4:27:30 PM
#1:


Everyone in the world criticizes everything he ever does

but what would you do if you were in his shoes?
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eston
07/06/18 4:28:08 PM
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Minute
07/06/18 4:29:35 PM
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tell my cult to eat their own shit
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Payzmaykr
07/06/18 4:32:56 PM
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Make it a priority to remove people like John McCain. Then, I would continue on protecting our border and strengthening it and locating illegal aliens. Youve got to immigrate the legal way. No two ways about it.
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jpenny2
07/06/18 4:34:26 PM
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Learn to accept criticism and take advice from people that know more than I do. Also, accept the fact that there are people who know more than I do.
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creativerealms
07/06/18 4:36:56 PM
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Replace Betsy Devos with someone who is good for education, replace Wheeler with someone Good for the EPA. Admit the wall was the dumbest idea ever.
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ProbablyaCat
07/06/18 4:39:56 PM
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Fuck Melania tbh
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/18 2:28:10 AM
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eston posted...
Kill myself

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BruceWayneJr
07/07/18 2:30:48 AM
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Maybe if he wasn't so stupid and bigoted, the world wouldn't criticize him all the time.

If I were Donnie and had a brain better than his, an ego less comically large as his, I would try to be less stupid and bigoted.
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Tyranthraxus
07/07/18 2:31:08 AM
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I ask @DifferentialEquation what to do.
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SuperShake666
07/07/18 2:32:09 AM
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Tweet that I colluded with the Russians, don't give a fuck about any of my voters and that I robbed the country blind. I would then record a video admitting to every crime he's charged with, then burn the American flag while I laugh and tweet it. So nobody could claim it was a hack.
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BWLurker
07/07/18 2:33:01 AM
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Not be racist
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Dash_Harber
07/07/18 2:39:55 AM
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I'm no politician, nor do I claim to be but;
- Encourage strong relations with the western world. Pull out of long term foreign engagements with short term benefits, sacrificing the economic boon of military spending for more reliable and safer ventures like technology or raw industries.
- Increase trade through close relationships with other economic super powers as well as maintain close cultural exchanges to encourage further co-operation.
- Not spend all my time putting band aids over non-issues and then patting myself on the back.
- Creating an absolute technocracy, with experts in charge of their respective fields regardless of political leanings.
- Welcome refugees due to the huge economic boon they provide compared to relatively little risk or short term damage. Focus more on integration and utilize the human resource.
- Not wasting time arguing over who fucked up what and just fucking fixing shit.
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ledbowman
07/07/18 2:46:31 AM
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Stop being a pedophile defending Nazi defending fascist.
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Sphyx
07/07/18 2:51:17 AM
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Probably the biggest about-turn in the history of politics. Then spend the rest of my political career trolling the living shit out of my own supporters.
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Dash_Harber
07/07/18 2:52:58 AM
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ledbowman posted...
Stop being a pedophile defending Nazi defending fascist.

Oh yeah, that reminds;
- Openly condemn Nazi scum. They are not 'good people' and there are not two sides here. For fuck sakes, a couple hundred thousand men are remembered every fucking year in one of the most reverent holidays because they gave their lives fighting against that bullshit.
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cerealbox760
07/07/18 2:57:20 AM
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Turbocharge research and get Half Life 3 into development
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iHuman
07/07/18 2:59:09 AM
#18:


Roll around in my billions

Bang my wife while thinking of someone else
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SailorGoon
07/07/18 3:02:13 AM
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Probably grab someone by the p****
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theAteam
07/07/18 3:02:28 AM
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Remove 50% of the population from the country.
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/18 4:14:35 AM
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theAteam posted...
Remove 50% of the population from the country.

wut
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Kanaya413
07/07/18 4:16:25 AM
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Use my status to fuck hot guys
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/07/18 4:20:26 AM
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Ivanka probably? I dunno.
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marthsheretoo
07/07/18 4:24:58 AM
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I would very slowly start reversing everything he's done so far and monitor various trump forums to see what excuses they come up with to keep their worlds self-consistent.
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littlebro07
07/07/18 4:25:08 AM
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I would throw a rally where I just do this the whole time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiEw1jcLztA" data-time="


while holding both middle fingers up

I guarantee my supporters would still cheer
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SenTedCruz
07/07/18 4:29:09 AM
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Day 1. Give blacks reparations
Day 2. Give whites reparations for the black reparations
Day 3. Give the Indians reparations for the white reparations.

And so on ad infinitum just to troll, until I run out of demographic groups or treasury notes, whichever comes first.
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Verdekal
07/07/18 4:31:34 AM
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To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Donald Trump.
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Dash_Harber
07/07/18 4:32:49 AM
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Verdekal posted...
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Donald Trump.


Rick any Morty meets American politics?
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/18 5:23:22 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Verdekal posted...
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Donald Trump.


Rick any Morty meets American politics?

wut
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Dash_Harber
07/07/18 5:32:06 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Verdekal posted...
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Donald Trump.


Rick any Morty meets American politics?

wut


I'm not sure what is hard to understand about it. Rick and Morty uber-fans frequently say it's a Hi-IQ thing.
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Questionmarktarius
07/07/18 5:46:08 AM
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Fuck current trophy wife.
Golf.
Go to bed.
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scorpion41
07/07/18 5:48:23 AM
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Keep doing what Im doing. Being popular isnt always right. Hitler was popular once.
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Questionmarktarius
07/07/18 5:50:38 AM
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scorpion41 posted...
Keep doing what Im doing. Being popular isnt always right. Hitler was popular once.

ooooooh!
The legitimacy of a politician may well be how unpopular he or she ends up being.

See also: Margaret Thatcher.

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theAteam
07/07/18 11:09:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
theAteam posted...
Remove 50% of the population from the country.

wut


Sorry I watched infinity war last night
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