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TopicWhatever happened to the Candlejack meme?
bobtuse
02/20/18 3:50:05 PM
#11
EnragedSlith posted...
I always hated the Candlejack meme. Dont know why, I just dont think its funny.

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TopicITT we post our own "Rose are red. Violets are blue..." poems
bobtuse
02/20/18 11:10:57 AM
#5
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you
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TopicAny older single folks 26-30 in college? How is it?
bobtuse
02/19/18 9:00:26 PM
#16
ImInTHIS posted...
I'm going to Illinois State if anyone is curious.

Nothing "Normal" about that campus mirite?!
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TopicThings your S/O does that annoy you?
bobtuse
02/16/18 11:48:03 AM
#6
Aeriis posted...
not exist

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TopicGetting Thai food for lunch, what should I get? (menu inside)
bobtuse
02/16/18 11:41:21 AM
#3
Pad kee mao with pot stickers.
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TopicCE Sex Haver Social
bobtuse
02/16/18 10:47:00 AM
#9
How long does your dry spell have to be before you get kicked out of the Pipefitters Union?
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TopicSteam lunar sale
bobtuse
02/15/18 2:28:11 PM
#12
I really like Pyre, so I'm eyeing Bastion and Transistor at 75% off.
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TopicWould you date a Wiccan?
bobtuse
02/15/18 11:29:47 AM
#3
As long as it didn't bleed negatively into her behavior, I'd be fine with it. Same as any religion.
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TopicWhy is Ms. Piggy so thirsty for Kermit
bobtuse
02/14/18 1:09:19 PM
#5
It's simple. Kermit is a Chad.
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TopicI figured out why CE has far mote altright trolls than 261.
bobtuse
02/14/18 11:21:09 AM
#5
It's not trolling if you believe it.
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TopicConvince me to switch from Android(Samsung) to iPhone
bobtuse
02/14/18 11:12:33 AM
#49
You'll be able to fit in better with normies.
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TopicDon't use Huawei phones, say heads of FBI, CIA, and NSA
bobtuse
02/14/18 11:03:48 AM
#24
Chicken posted...
"Don't use the phones that lets China spy on you, use the ones that let us spy on you."

lmao exactly
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TopicLife is for those under 30
bobtuse
02/14/18 10:51:46 AM
#70
Hmm, I'm turning 30 in July. Am I screwed?
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TopicDa worst user on ce
bobtuse
02/14/18 10:23:59 AM
#46
The fake vegy
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TopicWhat do you think of Lola Michelle?
bobtuse
02/13/18 12:33:23 PM
#4
A bit of a butterface. Would definitely bang though.
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TopicWhat do you think happened to the first man to discover pot makes you high?
bobtuse
02/13/18 10:40:26 AM
#16
Died of marijuana poisoning.
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TopicTinder/Okcupid/ etc General
bobtuse
02/12/18 5:55:54 PM
#300
Sunday's date got pushed back a week because she slept all day following a 24-hour shift.
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TopicITT: A movie I haven't seen in a while that I suddenly have the urge to watch
bobtuse
02/12/18 5:47:30 PM
#2
I hate Justin Long with a passion.
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Topic$100, but all woman become 30.
bobtuse
02/12/18 4:41:19 PM
#16
I'd miss all the 22-year-old hotties on insta, but flooding the market with women around my age seems like a big bonus.
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TopicI finally lost my v-card yesterday CE! ^_^
bobtuse
02/12/18 4:25:02 PM
#9
Congratulations! Lost mine at 24 as well.
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Topicwho would you prefer to make the Mario movie (besides Illiumination)
bobtuse
02/12/18 3:37:14 PM
#8
Wiseau-Films
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TopicI'm sitting in a waiting room where everyone is white except me.
bobtuse
02/12/18 3:03:44 PM
#4
Can you hear yourself think over the deafening sound of their privilege?
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TopicWill da above poster be alone on Valentine's Day? Why or why not?
bobtuse
02/12/18 2:34:44 PM
#5
Probably yes because weeb name.
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TopicTFW your old elementary school buddy's younger sister is now smoking hot.
bobtuse
02/12/18 12:00:20 PM
#4
Idk, screencap and censor face as needed?
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TopicIf you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
bobtuse
02/12/18 11:54:46 AM
#4
Hmm can I get a histogram of your moods?
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TopicTFW your old elementary school buddy's younger sister is now smoking hot.
bobtuse
02/12/18 11:50:41 AM
#2
Where the pics at?
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TopicHow to be a normie?
bobtuse
02/12/18 11:11:43 AM
#8
I hear Game of Thrones is important.
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TopicWaitress fired over post after saying she wasn't tipped on $735 take out order
bobtuse
02/12/18 11:02:07 AM
#68
Tamlynn

She never had a chance.
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TopicValentine's Day is coming up soon, what will you be doing CE?
bobtuse
02/12/18 10:39:05 AM
#49
Sylph posted...
bobtuse posted...
Going to the Bulls game with some friends.

I hear Indian men are the new Bulls.

SanDEEP about to dunk on your girl.
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TopicValentine's Day is coming up soon, what will you be doing CE?
bobtuse
02/12/18 10:22:38 AM
#46
Going to the Bulls game with some friends.
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TopicWhat does Ebola taste like?
bobtuse
02/12/18 10:21:01 AM
#11
Pillowy mounds of mashed dicks.
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TopicDating site women: "I'm fluent in sarcasm."
bobtuse
02/12/18 10:19:29 AM
#17
"I'm an introverted extrovert, and I'm fluent in sarcasm. I like dogs, tacos, and going on random adventures. I'm just as comfortable going out clubbing as I am curling up with a glass of wine and a pizza watching Netflix. I'm looking for a man who believes chivalry isn't dead!"

Did I miss anything? Probably.
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TopicPortland fans fail miserably at tic-tac-toe
bobtuse
02/09/18 2:18:55 PM
#2
Nobody wants to make fun of idiots?
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TopicPost your favorite movie and I will tell you why it's crap.
bobtuse
02/09/18 2:12:29 PM
#37
Midnight Cowboy
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TopicPortland fans fail miserably at tic-tac-toe
bobtuse
02/09/18 2:10:01 PM
#1
TopicWhen you think of NYC, what comes to mind first?
bobtuse
02/09/18 10:41:49 AM
#6
My ex
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TopicDoes the "evil clone" in any story get good development?
bobtuse
02/09/18 10:36:47 AM
#36
I'll never forget DoodleBob's character arc.
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TopicThis realtor from back home has an Instagram just to post smutty pictures.
bobtuse
02/09/18 10:32:37 AM
#21
My realtor was unattractive. Now I'm questioning my life decisions.
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Topictop college athlete mom storms out after he chooses the "wrong" school
bobtuse
02/08/18 9:36:39 AM
#36
Saban probably promised her a new house or something.
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TopicI share pretty much everything of my life on CE, sucks that
bobtuse
02/07/18 1:12:23 PM
#8
I can't believe somebody would Vaguebook on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
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TopicTinder/Okcupid/ etc General
bobtuse
02/07/18 10:27:22 AM
#236
Went on a second date with a woman who is a resident neurologist. She's working something like 70 hours a week, so she doesn't get to go out often. She invited me over for dinner Sunday; wish me luck.
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TopicTash Sultana
bobtuse
02/06/18 2:31:36 PM
#28
This topic is getting long. Can anyone tell me if pics have been posted?
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TopicYou have a model girlfriend but a tall college athlete is flirting with her
bobtuse
02/06/18 11:12:20 AM
#2
I'm not worried unless he's on the cricket team.
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TopicJustin Trudeau tells woman to say ''peoplekind'' instead of ''mankind'' *video*
bobtuse
02/06/18 10:10:14 AM
#33
Musourenka posted...
"HuMANkind", "huMANity"

Nice try, misogynist.
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TopicJustin Trudeau tells woman to say ''peoplekind'' instead of ''mankind'' *video*
bobtuse
02/06/18 10:05:04 AM
#21
jpenny2 posted...
bobtuse posted...
Great, now we have to build two walls :/

You'd have to build a third one along the border in Alaska. :/

Yeah, I considered this but omitted it to keep the joke concise. Besides, maybe Alaska is a lost cause.
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TopicJustin Trudeau tells woman to say ''peoplekind'' instead of ''mankind'' *video*
bobtuse
02/06/18 10:01:04 AM
#15
Great, now we have to build two walls :/
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