Current Events > Dating site women: "I'm fluent in sarcasm."

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SrRd_RacinG
02/12/18 9:46:50 AM
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O rly?

Maybe they should try their sarcasm on CE.
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Alexanaxela
02/12/18 9:48:11 AM
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"i like to travel."

nope
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Mr_Biscuit
02/12/18 9:48:36 AM
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Fam_Fam
02/12/18 9:49:31 AM
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Alexanaxela posted...
"i like to travel."

nope


whats wrong with that?
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50Blessings
02/12/18 9:50:55 AM
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That's why they are single.
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Alexanaxela
02/12/18 9:55:31 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
"i like to travel."

nope


whats wrong with that?

translation: "i want a rich man and i get bored with things easily."

it doesn't always mean that. But it usually does
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Steve Nick
02/12/18 9:59:26 AM
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Alexanaxela posted...
"i like to travel."

nope


i'm an animal lover who's fluent in sarcasm and likes to travel

This is the standard line for "I am a boring, basic bitch and I couldn't think of one damn thing to write here."
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ROBANN_88
02/12/18 10:00:20 AM
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i just matched with a girl, but i don't think i'm gonna pursue it.

like, what the hell does "looking for a guy who can handle some resistance" mean?
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voldothegr8
02/12/18 10:00:24 AM
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Im laid back, easy-going, and love to have a good time.
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lww99
02/12/18 10:00:31 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/12/18 10:02:37 AM
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Wetterdew
02/12/18 10:03:44 AM
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99.99% of the time, "fluent in sarcasm" means you overuse it and come across as mean and abrasive. Sarcasm can be hilarious, but the vast majority of people who use it all the time are not clever and just come across as rude.

ROBANN_88 posted...
i just matched with a girl, but i don't think i'm gonna pursue it.

like, what the hell does "looking for a guy who can handle some resistance" mean?

"I'm gonna be pushy and bitchy at you, you'll just have to live with it"
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Teddytalks
02/12/18 10:03:58 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
i just matched with a girl, but i don't think i'm gonna pursue it.

like, what the hell does "looking for a guy who can handle some resistance" mean?


Prepare for headache. It like they want you to be whipped and ready for a miserable time.
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PiOverlord
02/12/18 10:05:01 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
99.99% of the time, "fluent in sarcasm" means you overuse it and come across as mean and abrasive. Sarcasm can be hilarious, but the vast majority of people who use it all the time are not clever and just come across as rude.

ROBANN_88 posted...
i just matched with a girl, but i don't think i'm gonna pursue it.

like, what the hell does "looking for a guy who can handle some resistance" mean?

"I'm gonna be pushy and bitchy at you, you'll just have to live with it"

Exactly. I know this one sarcastic girl, and she really is just rude and abrasive about nearly everything she says.
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FluttershyPony
02/12/18 10:06:31 AM
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"My children are my li-"

IGNORED
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Ulyanyx
02/12/18 10:15:37 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
i just matched with a girl, but i don't think i'm gonna pursue it.

like, what the hell does "looking for a guy who can handle some resistance" mean?


Watt do you think it could mean? Ohm sure it's quite obvious
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bobtuse
02/12/18 10:19:29 AM
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"I'm an introverted extrovert, and I'm fluent in sarcasm. I like dogs, tacos, and going on random adventures. I'm just as comfortable going out clubbing as I am curling up with a glass of wine and a pizza watching Netflix. I'm looking for a man who believes chivalry isn't dead!"

Did I miss anything? Probably.
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Alexanaxela
02/12/18 10:39:32 AM
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bobtuse
"I'm an introverted extrovert, and I'm fluent in sarcasm. I like dogs, tacos, and going on random adventures. I'm just as comfortable going out clubbing as I am curling up with a glass of wine and a pizza watching Netflix. I'm looking for a man who believes chivalry isn't dead!"

Did I miss anything? Probably.

"my friends and family are very important to me."
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clearaflagrantj
02/12/18 10:41:26 AM
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Alexanaxela posted...
bobtuse
"I'm an introverted extrovert, and I'm fluent in sarcasm. I like dogs, tacos, and going on random adventures. I'm just as comfortable going out clubbing as I am curling up with a glass of wine and a pizza watching Netflix. I'm looking for a man who believes chivalry isn't dead!"

Did I miss anything? Probably.

"my friends and family are very important to me."

Hardmode: "My two boys (from two different fathers) mean the world to me"
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SrRd_RacinG
02/12/18 11:51:01 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
"My children are my li-"

IGNORED


True.
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Wetterdew
02/12/18 2:12:46 PM
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Alexanaxela posted...
bobtuse
"I'm an introverted extrovert, and I'm fluent in sarcasm. I like dogs, tacos, and going on random adventures. I'm just as comfortable going out clubbing as I am curling up with a glass of wine and a pizza watching Netflix. I'm looking for a man who believes chivalry isn't dead!"

Did I miss anything? Probably.

"my friends and family are very important to me."

Also "looking for a partner in crime"
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