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Duncanwii
02/13/18 9:59:54 AM
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How do you think that happened? We're they just burning hemp and breathed in the smoke? Or did they just randomly go "Hey let's burn this plant and see what happens?"
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Irony
02/13/18 10:01:10 AM
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Got high
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Shotgunnova
02/13/18 10:02:36 AM
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He built Disney World.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/13/18 10:11:09 AM
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my guess is someone was burning the plant for warmth and realized that when he inhaled some of the smoke it felt nice
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Superlinkbro
02/13/18 10:13:31 AM
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He died
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TheBiggerWiggle
02/13/18 10:13:59 AM
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I wonder about that for a lot of things. For example who was the first fucker to drink cows milk?
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eston
02/13/18 10:14:11 AM
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Humans have probably smoked hundreds of different plants over the course of our history. Some of them probably didn't work out so well
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Laserion
02/13/18 10:30:50 AM
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Plants develop these effects to protect themselves from being eaten.
Cows, buffaloes and rhinoceros ate the plant and had trippy experiences. They all thought such altered perception was bad, and swore to avoid that plant from now on.
Man did the same and said "Woah, this is cool! Where was it that I got that plant from? I better get more!"

Hmmm. I wonder if monarch butterflies have any "special" effects that birds just don't appreciate.
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eston
02/13/18 10:32:41 AM
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Laserion posted...
Plants develop these effects to protect themselves from being eaten.
Cows, buffaloes and rhinoceros ate the plant and had trippy experiences. They all thought such altered perception was bad, and swore to avoid that plant from now on.
Man did the same and said "Woah, this is cool! Where was it that I got that plant from? I better get more!"

Hmmm. I wonder if monarch butterflies have any "special" effects that birds just don't appreciate.

On a similar note, I've read that getting bit by a snake basically makes you trip balls as you're dying
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CookieMarvin
02/13/18 10:33:32 AM
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killed instantly
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Saquon--Barkley
02/13/18 10:34:29 AM
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What do you think happened to the first man to ever discover that Memes are dank as fuck?
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CookieMarvin
02/13/18 10:35:19 AM
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Saquon--Barkley posted...
What do you think happened to the first man to ever discover that Memes are dank as fuck?

should have been killed instantly
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Romes187
02/13/18 10:38:13 AM
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Likely figured it was a path to their God and saw it as sacred....like most psychoactive plants

There's a fun theory that consumption of mushrooms early on in our evolution allowed us to abstract out concepts easier, and caused our brains to grow

Doubt it's true, but it's fun to consider
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Sativa_Rose
02/13/18 10:38:37 AM
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Arrested for reefer madness
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DarkChozoGhost
02/13/18 10:39:07 AM
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It was a woman
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bobtuse
02/13/18 10:40:26 AM
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Died of marijuana poisoning.
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ehhwhatever
02/13/18 10:41:57 AM
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He thought he was really cool. Ever notice how cool people act when high?
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Laserion
02/13/18 11:10:41 AM
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eston posted...
On a similar note, I've read that getting bit by a snake basically makes you trip balls as you're dying

Time to dilute that shit and try it in small doses!
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CookieMarvin
02/13/18 11:12:43 AM
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Laserion posted...
eston posted...
On a similar note, I've read that getting bit by a snake basically makes you trip balls as you're dying

Time to dilute that shit and try it in small doses!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q_m-rDUNw0

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