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chollima
02/08/18 6:53:42 AM
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John_Galt
02/08/18 6:55:27 AM
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Well, that was awkward
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chollima
02/08/18 6:56:51 AM
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John_Galt posted...
Well, that was awkward


not for the guy in blue, he gets straight in there...."son i am here for you $$$"
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Rika_Furude
02/08/18 7:00:21 AM
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Kirby
02/08/18 7:14:26 AM
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I need subtitles
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JlM
02/08/18 7:20:24 AM
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What a bitch. Her son barely speaks in understandable sentences but is getting a free ride to college because he can catch balls, yet she's mad.
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eston
02/08/18 7:37:34 AM
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OpShaft
02/08/18 7:38:52 AM
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JlM posted...
barely speaks in understandable sentences but is getting a free ride to college because he can catch balls


Sounds like your average woman.
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Darkman124
02/08/18 7:40:05 AM
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JlM posted...
What a bitch. Her son barely speaks in understandable sentences but is getting a free ride to college because he can catch balls, yet she's mad.


she wants him to make it to the NFL presumably

only about 5% of college football players make it to the NFL
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SquantoZ
02/08/18 7:41:06 AM
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Who is the random fat white chick crying in the back?

Is this actually the beginning of a Brazzers moment?
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Fishy
02/08/18 7:44:26 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
i dont understand what i just watched

People in the south take college football way more seriously than you can imagine. She's probably honestly thinking of disowning him over that.
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Rika_Furude
02/08/18 7:45:52 AM
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Fishy posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
i dont understand what i just watched

People in the south take college football way more seriously than you can imagine. She's probably honestly thinking of disowning him over that.

but what was actually happening. was he offered like 3 scholarships or something and had to pick on tv for some reason? who are those randoms in the background? why isnt the mother happy that hes going to college at all? so long as its internationally accredited theres no real difference
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eston
02/08/18 7:46:51 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
JlM posted...
What a bitch. Her son barely speaks in understandable sentences but is getting a free ride to college because he can catch balls, yet she's mad.


she wants him to make it to the NFL presumably

only about 5% of college football players make it to the NFL

That does not seem to have anything to do with what is happening here
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Fishy
02/08/18 7:49:50 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...

but what was actually happening. was he offered like 3 scholarships or something and had to pick on tv for some reason? who are those randoms in the background? why isnt the mother happy that hes going to college at all?

Top athletes get offers from colleges to play at them, usually full ride scholarships, then they make a public announcement on which they pick. The randoms are probably family. He's pretty much guaranteed college because he can play football so she doesn't care, she should though since he's going to definitely be focusing on making the NFL which he had a very slim chance of actually doing.
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DezDroppedFreak
02/08/18 7:55:07 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Fishy posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
i dont understand what i just watched

People in the south take college football way more seriously than you can imagine. She's probably honestly thinking of disowning him over that.

but what was actually happening. was he offered like 3 scholarships or something and had to pick on tv for some reason? who are those randoms in the background? why isnt the mother happy that hes going to college at all? so long as its internationally accredited theres no real difference


It's signing day.
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iClockwork
02/08/18 7:58:05 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
but what was actually happening. was he offered like 3 scholarships or something and had to pick on tv for some reason? who are those randoms in the background? why isnt the mother happy that hes going to college at all? so long as its internationally accredited theres no real difference

In America there are things called colleges where you can continue your education.
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cjsdowg
02/08/18 7:59:35 AM
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JlM posted...
What a b****. Her son barely speaks in understandable sentences but is getting a free ride to college because he can catch balls, yet she's mad.


He just has a deep country accent, he comes from the panhandle of a FL, that is basically the deepest of South.
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DezDroppedFreak
02/08/18 8:03:29 AM
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Also yeah she walked out but at least she didn't try to completely destroy his chance of going to college

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275126/Family-feud-football-recruits-mom-steals-letter-intent -stop-signing-university-team-2-000km-home-father-steps-place.html

FWIW this is the same Alex Collins running wild for the Baltimore Ravens now

Sorry for the space the FAQs went crazy
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Darkman124
02/08/18 8:03:33 AM
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eston posted...

That does not seem to have anything to do with what is happening here


it might, depending on college program

i don't know much about the relative strength of bama vs UF in making it to the NFL

i do also see some of the other people closeby were wearing alabama shirts so it may be as simple as 'his mom is an alabama fan and wanted him to go there, and is upset he isnt'

which would be super lame but very possible
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DezDroppedFreak
02/08/18 8:06:56 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
eston posted...

That does not seem to have anything to do with what is happening here


it might, depending on college program

i don't know much about the relative strength of bama vs UF in making it to the NFL

i do also see some of the other people closeby were wearing alabama shirts so it may be as simple as 'his mom is an alabama fan and wanted him to go there, and is upset he isnt'

which would be super lame but very possible


Honestly he's making the smarter decision. Yeah Alabama has produced receivers like Julio Jones and Amari Cooper and now Calvin Ridley, but he'll indefinitely get more chances to shine on the field with Florida. He would just get lost in the shuffle and traditional offense at Alabama
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C7D
02/08/18 8:15:56 AM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Darkman124 posted...
eston posted...

That does not seem to have anything to do with what is happening here


it might, depending on college program

i don't know much about the relative strength of bama vs UF in making it to the NFL

i do also see some of the other people closeby were wearing alabama shirts so it may be as simple as 'his mom is an alabama fan and wanted him to go there, and is upset he isnt'

which would be super lame but very possible


Honestly he's making the smarter decision. Yeah Alabama has produced receivers like Julio Jones and Amari Cooper and now Calvin Ridley, but he'll indefinitely get more chances to shine on the field with Florida. He would just get lost in the shuffle and traditional offense at Alabama


I agree. He probably would have gotten a chance to shine on day one in Tennessee. We cant seem to get and keep a decent coach.
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Were_Wyrm
02/08/18 8:19:43 AM
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Signing day has turned into an embarrassment.
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MacadamianNut3
02/08/18 8:35:50 AM
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That lady is crying because she's gonna have to watch Bama crush his face off of his face

He made his choice woman, let him deal with the consequences
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/08/18 8:37:04 AM
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Is this the one that happened years ago, and the mom wanted the kid closer to home or something.
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MacadamianNut3
02/08/18 8:40:22 AM
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:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6NVgm_hntI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D3ppdQ2tK8


DezDroppedFreak posted...
FWIW this is the same Alex Collins running wild for the Baltimore Ravens now

And the same Alex Collins partially responsible for that play against Ole Miss that got Bama into the SEC championship and playoffs in 2015 <3<3<3<3
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EndOfDiscOne
02/08/18 8:42:52 AM
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I bet he's going to be a great student
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cjsdowg
02/08/18 9:07:57 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
I bet he's going to be a great student


You are right he will be, he handle a hard situation with grace.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
02/08/18 9:09:51 AM
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I mean in her defense he just chose Florida over Alabama. Who does that?
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/08/18 9:11:13 AM
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Oh shit, he picked Florida. Guess I should have watched first. Good shit.
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cjsdowg
02/08/18 9:12:28 AM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
mean in her defense he just chose Florida over Alabama. Who does that?


Someone how doesn't want to be in the State of Alabama . FL has it's issues no doubt ..but damn Alabama is still Alabama.
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Tyranthraxus
02/08/18 9:17:21 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
mean in her defense he just chose Florida over Alabama. Who does that?


Someone how doesn't want to be in the State of Alabama . FL has it's issues no doubt ..but damn Alabama is still Alabama.

TBH I'd choose Florida over Alabama because choosing Alabama would mean that I'd have chosen Alabama.
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TheBiggerWiggle
02/08/18 9:18:02 AM
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What a dumb, cold bitch.
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Looked gf
02/08/18 9:22:01 AM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
02/08/18 9:27:30 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
cjsdowg posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
mean in her defense he just chose Florida over Alabama. Who does that?


Someone how doesn't want to be in the State of Alabama . FL has it's issues no doubt ..but damn Alabama is still Alabama.

TBH I'd choose Florida over Alabama because choosing Alabama would mean that I'd have chosen Alabama.


I mean I get where you guys are coming from. But if I'm playing college football it's Alabama. Chance to play for the national championship near every year, if I'm good I'm getting constant exposure on big stages, and I don't much about college football but I'd assume playing with top talent would make you look any better.
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bobtuse
02/08/18 9:36:39 AM
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Saban probably promised her a new house or something.
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pikachupwnage
02/08/18 9:42:10 AM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Also yeah she walked out but at least she didn't try to completely destroy his chance of going to college

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275126/Family-feud-football-recruits-mom-steals-letter-intent -stop-signing-university-team-2-000km-home-father-steps-place.html

FWIW this is the same Alex Collins running wild for the Baltimore Ravens now

Sorry for the space the FAQs went crazy


Holy shit,

If I was him I would have found a school, even further than 2000Km. That Mom Sounds crazy AF
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