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TopicIf you deed using the opposite hand you usually use, are you cucking yourself?
Banjo2553
02/20/18 7:28:02 PM
#5
If you piss in the shower you're cucking your toilet.
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TopicGreat boobies.
Banjo2553
02/20/18 6:29:24 PM
#10
1337toothbrush posted...
Man the harpoons!!

Where captain!? I don't see 'er!
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TopicI think I have found out my main issue with Dragon Ball Super... *spoilers*
Banjo2553
02/20/18 3:10:26 PM
#27
MrK3V posted...

That look when Goku realizes he fucked up.
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TopicI just read a bit of "He Does a Body Good".
Banjo2553
02/20/18 2:47:16 PM
#2
TopicIs it really necessary for porn video titles to refer to the women as bitches?
Banjo2553
02/20/18 2:35:09 PM
#14
KingCrabCake posted...
Respectable classic young woman allows young stud to go balls deep in her

I swear I actually saw this exact title on a video somewhere.
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TopicIs it really necessary for porn video titles to refer to the women as bitches?
Banjo2553
02/20/18 1:46:18 PM
#2
Well, they probably don't have any self-respect left if they star in a porn video to begin with.
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TopicI just read a bit of "He Does a Body Good".
Banjo2553
02/20/18 1:41:46 PM
#1
...pretty great art. Full color too. Can't link it here for reasons.
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TopicHard to believe that Otacon got to have sex with Sniper Wolf
Banjo2553
02/20/18 1:24:33 PM
#5
It's one of those nerd power fantasies in anime. They're hopelessly nerdy and socially awkward yet they somehow still get the girls.
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TopicWhy didn't anyone tell me Havarti cheese was so good?
Banjo2553
02/20/18 1:21:17 PM
#2
One of the best cheeses I've tasted tbh.
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TopicCashier Pops Her Tit Out As A Power Move While Berating Customer
Banjo2553
02/20/18 12:37:38 PM
#100
St0rmFury posted...
She can't be underaged, right? Otherwise her employer will get into trouble too for hiring an underaged person.

No...Pre-teens get hired all the time.
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TopicIf you haven't played RE7 in VR, you are seriously missing out
Banjo2553
02/20/18 12:30:56 PM
#5
I've always wanted to but I've replayed the game so many times that the experience would probably be lost.

If the game had a randomizer mode where it changed the locations of items and enemies that'd be perfect.
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TopicCan we just impeach Trump for being an ass?
Banjo2553
02/20/18 12:45:36 AM
#8
Unfortunately "being a dick" isn't a real requirement for impeachment. It has to be something extremely controversial.
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TopicDOOM got an update on Switch, added Gyroscopic aiming support
Banjo2553
02/19/18 10:24:19 PM
#4
As much as this is a great update to me, I'm also thinking how funny it'd look considering the game requires twitch reflexes.
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TopicRandom youtube video topic
Banjo2553
02/19/18 7:48:57 PM
#4
TopicI'm thirsty as fuck.
Banjo2553
02/19/18 7:40:34 PM
#9
TopicCapcom is taking the piss with these DLC prices for Monster Hunter World
Banjo2553
02/19/18 7:37:20 PM
#65
Alucard188 posted...
legendarylemur posted...
If ZombiePelican isn't gonna close his account, shouldn't we at least collectively block him? Literally every topic he makes is him trying to take a shit at literal nothing


No, the stuff he says does have legitimacy as a basis. Only problem is he can't help being rancorous and acerbic about it.

Basically.
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TopicJessica Nigri is lookin GOODT!
Banjo2553
02/19/18 7:34:18 PM
#26
I remember when she actually wore cosplays instead of just lingerie shoots.
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TopicI wouldn't let anyone in the MLP generals near my children
Banjo2553
02/19/18 4:31:12 PM
#9
HeyPuff posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
Cool. Now let's keep the MLP stuff in the general where it belongs.


Get away from my child

I've never posted in them and never watched the show.
I want the MLP stuff in as few topics as possible as much as you do.


Oh, in that case, come play with little jimmy whenever you want

lol
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TopicI wouldn't let anyone in the MLP generals near my children
Banjo2553
02/19/18 4:26:08 PM
#6
HeyPuff posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
Cool. Now let's keep the MLP stuff in the general where it belongs.


Get away from my child

I've never posted in them and never watched the show.
I want the MLP stuff in as few topics as possible as much as you do.
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TopicI wouldn't let anyone in the MLP generals near my children
Banjo2553
02/19/18 4:24:49 PM
#2
Cool. Now let's keep the MLP stuff in the general where it belongs.
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TopicHave there been any "retraux" games made in 90s 3D graphics style?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 4:23:44 PM
#3
It's probably not done that often because early 3D doesn't age as well as sprite-based stuff...usually.
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TopicThey made a Sonic cartoon based on scarf sonic and steroid knuckles?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 4:18:19 PM
#20
TheVipaGTS posted...
Ill never understand why sega felt the need to reboot sonic...into that. They legit thought that was going to be th future of sonic.

Actually they fully intended for it to just be an alternate thing. They weren't planning on getting rid of the current Sonic universe in favor of Boom.
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TopicThey made a Sonic cartoon based on scarf sonic and steroid knuckles?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 4:11:10 PM
#15
The show also loves to make 4th wall breaks.



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TopicCapcom is taking the piss with these DLC prices for Monster Hunter World
Banjo2553
02/19/18 3:03:44 PM
#30
Wow. Gestures? Shit like that should be free. Or at the most a dollar. Here I was thinking that those came with the Ryu costume they advertised.
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Topicfather curbstomps child molester so hard,he look like an 80's simpsons character
Banjo2553
02/19/18 3:00:07 PM
#37
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Rika, Dill is a troll

Oh, well he got me good then

Yeah

His gimmick is to complain about harsh treatment of rapists and murderers

That's a very bad gimmick to try and do. :/
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TopicThey made a Sonic cartoon based on scarf sonic and steroid knuckles?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 2:56:39 PM
#7
Go_Totodile posted...
Yeah and apparently it's good. Don't know how since they destroyed Knuckles's character.

Basically all the characters are different and/or flanderizations of their character. It's best if you watch the cartoon without expectations of how the game counterparts are supposed to act.

Eggman = Is a doofus with a brain.
Sonic = Lazy outside of combat and makes lots of wisecracks
Tails = ...he's actually the least changed
Amy = Independent hedgehog who don't need no Sonic...though she still has a very subtle crush on him. She can hold her own in battle.
Knuckles = Absolutely a knucklehead
Shadow = Just straight up Vegeta
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TopicMy friend cried because I didn't give her $20 when she came to borrow money.
Banjo2553
02/19/18 2:46:39 PM
#20
I know you wanted to get that $50 back, but you should've told her upfront that you didn't have $20 on you.

Edit: That's what I would've done anyway. I would've also stipulated that I'd need that loan paid back before I lent anymore money.
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TopicDoes Nintendo have a half-decent online system on the Switch?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 1:09:03 PM
#14
Link HT posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I'm a hair short of being a rabid irrational nintendo fanboy but their online play is fucking terrible in every sense. I partly wonder if that's because they don't want to be branded for more "serious" gamers and lose their casual status, but that could just be the fanboy in me talking. For whatever reason their online platform still royally sucks.

They're very hesitant to implement systems where free social interactions can happen because of their family oriented philosophy. This becomes very clear when you look at how much they control player communication in their games. They want to be able to control everything that happens in their games/consoles and by attempting it they inevitably gimp the whole experience.

They basically don't want kids to go online on their games and then hear and see profanity everywhere, get insulted, etc, because it goes against their policies.

That's my takeaway based on their statements on the matter, anyway.

If that's their stance, then they need to emphasize their parental controls and make it so that you can't use online multiplayer in those games without a parental password or something if the feature is on.
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TopicDamn man Resident Evil 7 is scary
Banjo2553
02/19/18 1:04:44 PM
#7
Apparently it's terrifying in VR.
I would try it, but I've played it so many times that any shock factor is gone for me.
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TopicSo is Dynasty Warriors a buy or a pass?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 12:21:08 PM
#4
I would personally recommend the Zero Collection.

DW9 just seems pretty bad even as a passing Musou fan.
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TopicDoes Nintendo have a half-decent online system on the Switch?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 12:17:43 PM
#11
Link HT posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
Link HT posted...
Nope

It's insane considering they had online mario kart on the DS...

And Metroid Prime Hunters for that matter.

*shrug*

nintendo is being dragged into the modern age against their will and doing it as slowly as they can. It's sometimes a good thing when they don't implement predatory progression systems and fill their games with micro transactions but the lack of modern online systems is a real bummer.

Yeah.
Hell, Nintendo only just recently found out about DLC and how much they can overprice it.
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Topici cant get into Monster Hunter World
Banjo2553
02/19/18 12:15:48 PM
#30
Sword and Shield has a pretty low damage output, so unless you're constantly attacking it every second, fights are going to take half an hour or more. I'd try the other weapons. They have more of a learning curve but a much higher damage output.
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TopicDoes Nintendo have a half-decent online system on the Switch?
Banjo2553
02/19/18 12:07:18 PM
#9
Link HT posted...
Nope

It's insane considering they had online mario kart on the DS...

And Metroid Prime Hunters for that matter.
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TopicLiterally dynasty warriors 9 released today and no topic
Banjo2553
02/19/18 3:10:30 AM
#107
pokemonzero posted...
so instead you came to the hellhole that is ce?

CE is less of a hellhole than any game or system board.
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TopicWow. The soundtrack for Secret of Mana's remake is....uh.... >_>
Banjo2553
02/18/18 9:35:04 PM
#51
And here I was looking forward to getting the remake one of these days, lol. Guess I can stuck with the original then.
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TopicIsn't the Deadpool movie worth a buy?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 9:14:39 PM
#10
Muffinz0rz posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
GoldenFlea posted...
Holy cow auto correct does amazing things

Autocorrect gave me something that wasn't even a word a couple days ago and I can't even find the post I made that had it.

1uX6DMI

Lmao, thanks. That was the one. No wonder I couldn't find it though.
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TopicIsn't the Deadpool movie worth a buy?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 4:17:20 PM
#8
GoldenFlea posted...
Holy cow auto correct does amazing things

Autocorrect gave me something that wasn't even a word a couple days ago and I can't even find the post I made that had it.
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Topicwhen is bayo 3 coming out? likelyhood of a trilogy collection?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 2:59:50 PM
#2
I dunno about trilogy collection, and not sure when Bayo 3 gets released.
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TopicNot porting Smash 4 to Switch is a mistake.
Banjo2553
02/18/18 2:55:43 PM
#6
It's either a Smash 4 port or a new Smash Bros. that keeps Smash 4's roster intact with some new ones.

I just want all those third-party characters and Shulk to stay.
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TopicSwitch worth it now or nah?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 2:44:05 PM
#38
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
If you have a Wii U, youll regret buying it but not the Switch.

If you dont have a Wii U, by Golly, go for it.

With all the Wii U ports (and more possibly guaranteed) it'd save more money to get a Switch instead.
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TopicHoly... holy crap. Xenoblade Chronicles. Mechonis Core. MAJOR Spoilers.
Banjo2553
02/18/18 1:25:46 PM
#61
culture_den posted...
Might as well just tell me the name/from who, I'm sure a little spoiler quest wise won't bother me

It's Melancholy Tyrea, it should've appeared after the Mechonis Core events. It's from Tyrea, a collapsed High Entia just outside Colony 6. It should be at the gate between Hope Farm and the Watchpoint Junction landmark.
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TopicWhy get a car that's not a sports car, truck, or jeep?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 1:08:37 PM
#15
I don't care.

I'd rather drive something that's effective and doesn't guzzle gas. But I hate ugly cars too. There's a balance between the two.
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TopicSwitch worth it now or nah?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 1:03:19 PM
#29
Tyranthraxus posted...
Are you even aware of the release schedule?

He's probably one of those people who think that the January mini-direct showed all that they have for the rest of 2018.
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TopicSwitch worth it now or nah?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 12:58:29 PM
#26
Colorahdo posted...
Also everyone puts Xenoblade on their list yet the reviews are a resounding "they could have done better - very generic JRPG". Yeah that really sells it for me...

In terms of the story it's nothing truly unique but I really liked the gameplay. Plus most of the issues have gotten patched by now. (It's getting an extensive New Game+ feature in March 3rd as well.)
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TopicSwitch worth it now or nah?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 12:50:00 PM
#14
NeonOctopus posted...
darkprince45 posted...
Hell yeah dude. I usually hate Nintendo weenie stuff

My.library is stacked rn

Mario
Zelda
Mario rabbids
Arms
Splatoon 2
Bayonetta 1 2
Resident evil Revelations 1 2
NBA 2k18
Xenoblade 2
Sonic mania
Mario kart 8
Skyrim

Loving it

I just want to point out that most of those games are on WiiU or other consoles >_>

This is true.

But

portability man
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TopicDo you think video games do contribute to school shootings?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 12:47:25 PM
#24
Only in the aspect of that it inspires minds who already have murderous thoughts, much like other media. It doesn't turn otherwise innocent people into murderers.
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TopicSo what's going on with Dragonball Super? Is it actually ending or just a break?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 12:44:11 PM
#5
NeonOctopus posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
Apparently an indefinite break. They didn't specifically say the series was ending.

Er.... so does that mean they're taking a break for however long they feel like? But will eventually come back? >_>

Essentially.

Some people speculate it'll come back after a new movie.
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TopicSo what's going on with Dragonball Super? Is it actually ending or just a break?
Banjo2553
02/18/18 12:41:14 PM
#2
Apparently an indefinite break. They didn't specifically say the series was ending.
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