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TopicLivestreaming myself reply to posts on CE ATM. Ask me Anything
Aristoph
01/16/18 8:49:23 PM
#25
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Where do you see yourself in five years?


Probably jail.
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TopicLivestreaming myself reply to posts on CE ATM. Ask me Anything
Aristoph
01/16/18 8:46:20 PM
#22
Anisoptera posted...
oh. People bumped this topic even though TC isn't streaming or replying anymore.


He literally just replied to people and claimed "you just got livestreamed" (as if that's some kind of slam?) less than 5 minutes ago.

What are you even talking about?
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TopicLivestreaming myself reply to posts on CE ATM. Ask me Anything
Aristoph
01/16/18 8:43:16 PM
#17
Hell_Fire_Thief posted...

WRONG. That doesn't make you lose your memory.


Neither does drinking for most people.
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TopicLivestreaming myself reply to posts on CE ATM. Ask me Anything
Aristoph
01/16/18 8:40:50 PM
#14
Hell_Fire_Thief posted...
Aristoph posted...
Hell_Fire_Thief posted...
Looked gf posted...
What was your favourite movie of 2017?

I didn't see any movies in 2017... that I can recall.


Too drunk to remember them?

No, I had other things going on. And you just got livestreamed. #TrumpNation


Oh yeah. Cough syrup, right?
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TopicLivestreaming myself reply to posts on CE ATM. Ask me Anything
Aristoph
01/16/18 8:36:26 PM
#10
Hell_Fire_Thief posted...
Looked gf posted...
What was your favourite movie of 2017?

I didn't see any movies in 2017... that I can recall.


Too drunk to remember them?
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TopicWhat do you call Boo from Dragon Ball Z?
Aristoph
01/16/18 8:25:56 PM
#5
I'm going with the correct one. The one the show itself uses. Which, unsurprisingly, isn't on the list.

Majinn Buu.

Your gimmick sucks.
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Topichow would you react if star wars episode 9 has this happen? SPOILERS FOR TLJ
Aristoph
01/16/18 4:50:57 AM
#4
I wouldn't be terribly surprised if the final battle did have a moment of at least Luke showing up as a force ghost to give advice or encouragement (if not outright stepping in and dropping a lightning bolt on the opponent).

Probably Snoke is just dead, though. I don't think the writers are good enough to find an excuse to bring him back. It's gonna be Rey vs. Ren. Anakin's ghost might show up wearing Vader's suit and distract Ren at a crucial moment, allowing Rey an opening.
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TopicWhat's the endgame for being gay?
Aristoph
01/16/18 4:47:14 AM
#6
...being happy?

Does there need to be anything beyond that? O_o
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TopicI kinda have a girl problem and idk why I'm asking you guys but fuck it
Aristoph
01/16/18 4:41:31 AM
#11
robellr13 posted...
Said she would cut it off if feelings getting involved. She also said if I f***ed her good, she would catch feels. If the sex is bad , it wont continue. What do I do?


So basically you're losing no matter what?

If you're terrible in bed, it's over. But if you fuck her good, she'll catch the feels, which means she cuts it off anyway?

Bitch sounds crazy, tbh. Never stick your dick in crazy.
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TopicRuined my life in less than 1 week. Stuck in a hole now.
Aristoph
01/16/18 1:46:12 AM
#399
Hell_Fire_Thief posted...
I can be sober and stay sober, my stay in rehab was proof of that.


It actually proved the exact opposite of that. You were sober in rehab because you were physically unable to obtain it. And the moment you got out, even after being sober for a full year, you immediately went right back to getting shitfaced and ended up getting yet another DUI.

It's pretty clear that you are actually physically incapable of controlling your drinking and you still don't give a shit about the consequences. See you in a few days when you post another video about chugging 40s of piss-water. Or maybe you'll do one about downing an entire bottle of cough syrup while claiming that you're "still sober" because cough syrup hasn't been explicitly stated by the court to be off limits.

Your life is already a giant car wreck. Go to jail before it ends in one, too.
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TopicRemember the early days of the internet?
Aristoph
01/15/18 11:03:54 AM
#4
TopicHow come other animals can eat raw meat?
Aristoph
01/15/18 11:01:12 AM
#15
jmikla posted...
Aristoph posted...
Raw meat requires a lot of energy to digest.

This is not true and not the issue. The concern is pathogenicity of microorganisms in raw vs. uncooked.


Raw meat contains more energy, but it is more difficult to extract. Cooked meat contains less energy, but it is more readily accessible. This is absolutely a fact. Anybody who told you otherwise is either stupid or lying to you.

Add to that the fact that if we wanted to eat raw meat safely, we would require much more harsh conditions in our digestive tract (stronger acids and things of that nature) to counteract the parasites and bacteria. Which is, once again, very "expensive" in terms of energy and nutrient consumption to keep up.

In the end, it comes down to energy efficiency. It's more efficient to eat cooked meat than to eat raw meat. If you can get a certain amount of nutrition from raw meat and it takes a certain amount of energy to extract it, while you could get half the nutrition from that meat if you cook it first and it would only take 20% of the energy to extract that nutrition, then you're better off cooking the meat. Because for the same amount of energy input, you would get 2.5x the amount of nutrition output. That surplus energy allowed us to develop a larger brain and higher intelligence.

It should also be noted that we did not evolve from carnivores. We never were carnivores so it's not like we had to "un-develop" the extreme digestive tract that creatures like vultures have.
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TopicHow come other animals can eat raw meat?
Aristoph
01/15/18 10:35:07 AM
#7
Raw meat requires a lot of energy to digest. It's extremely inefficient. Cooked meat is much easier to digest and so you get a higher net yield of nutrition from it. As a result of learning to cook meat, we were able to spend less energy simply digesting our food and thus had more energy available to sustain the evolution of a larger, higher-functioning brain (which is frankly a massive energy sink).

If we had continued to eat raw meat, we never would have been able to develop intelligence to the level that we have.
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TopicCoolest fictional spaceship?
Aristoph
01/14/18 9:51:33 PM
#10
The Destiny from Stargate Universe.

Such a cool ship. Damn shame it was wasted on such a terrible show. :-(
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Topic*NSFW* Do you watch sports? :O
Aristoph
01/14/18 12:40:51 PM
#11
Joeydollaz posted...
their is competition


Compete: strive to gain or win something by defeating or establishing superiority over others who are trying to do the same

It's literally not competition. It's acting. They are acting. There is no competition because the winner is already determined and both sides have already agreed to who will be the victor. They are acting to make it dramatic.

It is entertainment. It is athletic. It is not competitive, nor is it a sport in any way.
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TopicIdk if i can play the witcher 3 at 60fps
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:59:28 AM
#19
AlternativeFAQS posted...
Aristoph posted...
You do know that a higher fps doesn't actually make your character move at a higher speed, right? >_>


lol i didnt see this. i guess it's off-putting. there's so much movement on the screen when in not even moving


That movement is always there, though. It's there at 30fps, it's there at 60fps, and it would be there at 1fps (although you wouldn't see most of it, obviously). It doesn't move more or move faster just because of the higher frames per second. The movement is smoother. Nothing more. An animation that lasts exactly 1 second at 30fps will still last exactly 1 second at 60fps. The game just breaks that animation into twice as many separate images to display in the same amount of time.
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TopicIdk if i can play the witcher 3 at 60fps
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:45:58 AM
#14
Blue_Inigo posted...
Aristoph posted...
You do know that a higher fps doesn't actually make your character move at a higher speed, right? >_>

Double the frame rate, double the speed bro


8K1poKn
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TopicThings edgebeards hate
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:43:58 AM
#3
Damn_Underscore posted...

the fighting game series super smash bros


iPbQgOj
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TopicDo you like southcoast09?
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:40:52 AM
#2
Can't believe Fire_Thief/NewportBox100s/whatever the fuck his new alt is isn't on the list yet.
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TopicIdk if i can play the witcher 3 at 60fps
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:37:57 AM
#7
AlternativeFAQS posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
AlternativeFAQS posted...
think im gonna go back to 4k 30fps


On Xbone? Enjoy your loading times


yeah it's like 20 seconds now. maybe do some research genius


lol

Imagine a full 20 second load time in the year of our lord two thousand eighteen.
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TopicSTRAIGHT GUYS: Thicc college girl or Athletic MILF
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:29:11 AM
#19
thelovefist posted...
Aristoph posted...
I chose neither.

These days, "thicc" is just a synonym for fat. I prefer athletic builds. But the 'M' in "MILF" is an automatic deal breaker. I don't want kids. If I have a choice, I will choose not to be around them. I have a niece and nephew (my brother's kids) and two other "nephews" (my very, very close friend's kids from what is basically my second family) and that's enough for me.

Spotted the virgin


Spotted the troll.
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TopicSTRAIGHT GUYS: Thicc college girl or Athletic MILF
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:22:00 AM
#6
I chose neither.

These days, "thicc" is just a synonym for fat. I prefer athletic builds. But the 'M' in "MILF" is an automatic deal breaker. I don't want kids. If I have a choice, I will choose not to be around them. I have a niece and nephew (my brother's kids) and two other "nephews" (my very, very close friend's kids from what is basically my second family) and that's enough for me.
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TopicMay need to find a new green guy...
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:14:59 AM
#4
TopicIdk if i can play the witcher 3 at 60fps
Aristoph
01/14/18 11:11:54 AM
#3
You do know that a higher fps doesn't actually make your character move at a higher speed, right? >_>
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Topic*NSFW* Do you watch sports? :O
Aristoph
01/14/18 10:50:29 AM
#6
quinntotheflinn posted...
Do you guys consider pro wrestling a sport? Like WWE?


If it's scripted, it's not a sport.

It's athletic, sure. But it's not actually competition. They already know who wins before they even step into the ring. So it's pretty much the definition of "not a sport."
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TopicA screen from the last Dragonball super episode lmao
Aristoph
01/14/18 10:48:29 AM
#13
Funkydog posted...
But plenty of mid frame stuff looks awful. It's how they make the animation work.


I don't think enough people realize this, tbh. Characters in animation are intentionally stretched and squashed in very weird ways during fast motions.

Here's a great YouTube video explaining it:
https://youtu.be/HYP7rJni1vc?t=18s

Now there are moments of just really shitty animation in Super. But TC's screenshot isn't one of them.
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Topic*NSFW* Do you watch sports? :O
Aristoph
01/14/18 10:34:31 AM
#4
King Rial posted...
Bowling


My man!

Hard to watch anymore, though. I don't even know when the PBA is on TV these days (if it even is). I'll just randomly come across the Tour while channel surfing once in a while.
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TopicRuined my life in less than 1 week. Stuck in a hole now.
Aristoph
01/14/18 10:30:35 AM
#354
SSJCAT posted...
Or find someone who can help you.


He's been surrounded by people who can help him for years. He refuses to listen to them, take their advice, or even fucking show up at all.

Hell_Fire_Thief posted...
I want to be able to drink like everyone else in America tho.


You can't. What you want is irrelevant. You've already proven that you can't. Period. Get over the "woe is me" victim complex and accept the fact that you're not like everyone else. You're not capable of it. Stop.

Hell_Fire_Thief posted...

I only drank 3 Four Lokos yesterday. I'm doing good.


There is not one single "good" thing about your entire life at the moment. You're not doing good. You're doing complete and total gutter-trash-level shit.

You don't care to get better. You don't even care to pretend to get better. You're not even willing to go through the motions. You are going to get blackout drunk and get someone killed eventually. Fuck you. Go to jail and rot. Preferably before you ruin someone else's family with your shitty life choices.

#ImprisonFireThief
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Topic5000$ or going permanently to a fictional world of your choice
Aristoph
01/14/18 6:45:16 AM
#32
ColdOne666 posted...
Pokemon or Star Wars, can i take my family though?


Have you learned nothing from fiction? Being an orphan drastically improves your chances of being the chosen one. You don't want to bring your family with you.
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Topic5000$ or going permanently to a fictional world of your choice
Aristoph
01/14/18 6:38:23 AM
#29
Sphyx posted...
Money plz.

You'd probably go in thinking "i'm going to be a legendary hero!" and end up giving handjobs in a back alley for pity money.


If that's where you end up, that's probably where you were going to end up here anyway. At least you'll be doing it in a back alley with touchscreen walls and flying cars.
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TopicNFL General Topic - Divisional Playoffs
Aristoph
01/13/18 7:44:13 PM
#33
That was a pretty generous spot, tbh.

Wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference, but still...
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TopicNFL General Topic - Divisional Playoffs
Aristoph
01/13/18 7:41:32 PM
#31
Well shit. -_-
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Topic5000$ or going permanently to a fictional world of your choice
Aristoph
01/13/18 7:35:48 PM
#15
I'll take the new world.

Maybe the Star Wars universe. Despite the First Order/Republic/Empire/Rebellion shit going on, there is still a ton of really fucking cool tech. Plus interstellar travel. And the possibility of being force-sensitive and having a form of low-level magic as a bonus? Yeah, sounds good to me. Star Trek would be a good alternative for a similar feel, but the lack of magic would give the edge to Star Wars.

But then again, the Harry Potter world would be pretty cool. Having abundant magic to solve all kinds of problems super easily would be sweet. Shame that it's restricted to Earth only, though. I'd really want to be able to experience other planets and alien races. :-/
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TopicNFL General Topic - Divisional Playoffs
Aristoph
01/13/18 7:29:11 PM
#28
This Atlanta run game is complete garbage right now. Why do they keep trying? They lose yards every time. >_<
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TopicAwesome games nobody played TOPIC
Aristoph
01/13/18 6:54:50 PM
#5
Why is Marth still trying to peddle that garbage game?
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TopicBallistic missle threat inbound to hawaii?
Aristoph
01/13/18 6:54:02 PM
#2
There is a search function on this forum.

Use it.
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TopicNFL General Topic - Divisional Playoffs
Aristoph
01/13/18 6:48:47 PM
#26
Atlanta defense is crumbling. :-/
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Topichow old will you be in 2018?
Aristoph
01/13/18 6:39:20 PM
#18
34 in December.
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TopicYou know what's worse than noob drinkers who get shitfaced?
Aristoph
01/13/18 5:39:40 PM
#4
The ones who then decide to get behind the wheel of a vehicle.
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TopicNFL General Topic - Divisional Playoffs
Aristoph
01/13/18 5:36:00 PM
#19
lol Eagles fuck up the punt and give the Falcons the ball again.

XD
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TopicWhat's a not so obvious thing you can do to someone's computer
Aristoph
01/13/18 5:27:55 PM
#18
Vultis_Zales posted...
stone posted...
sabin017 posted...
Ctrl+Alt+down arrow

What's that one do?


Flips the screen


Doesn't do anything on my computer. O_o
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TopicDo you think dick size mattered back in the old days?
Aristoph
01/13/18 4:56:16 PM
#7
SSJCAT posted...
Well those Roman-statue dudes are hung like babies so....


They're not sculpted with erections... >_>

Maybe Romans were mostly growers, not showers?
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TopicDo you think dick size mattered back in the old days?
Aristoph
01/13/18 4:50:19 PM
#2
I think it's always been talked about. I don't think it's always been important.
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TopicNFL General Topic - Divisional Playoffs
Aristoph
01/13/18 4:46:04 PM
#8
And the Falcons score first.
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TopicNFL General Topic - Divisional Playoffs
Aristoph
01/13/18 4:38:51 PM
#5
gnome from nome posted...
Kickoff!

I say Eagles score on 1st drive


Wow...you were wrong so quickly it's almost funny. XD
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Topichave you sent nudes to anyone on CE?
Aristoph
01/12/18 6:44:55 AM
#23
No. And I wouldn't.

I've sent them to dozens (maybe hundreds) of people not on GameFAQs, though.
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Topic5 reasons why you, yes YOU, should sleep naked tonight
Aristoph
01/12/18 6:44:07 AM
#28
KainWind posted...
No. I'm practically spooning my dog right now. Don't want it to get weird.


Too late.
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Topichow do you even buy a custom computer build?
Aristoph
01/11/18 1:33:59 PM
#17
Anisoptera posted...
When you buy computer parts do you get an instruction manual so you know what goes where and when?


Most of the major parts have specifically designed cables and connectors that will only plug into one place. The motherboard should come with a manual that tells you specifically which ports are meant for which components, too. I mean...it's not exactly LEGO, but it's not rocket science either.
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