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Renault posted...

frozenshock posted...

Except I'm not a druggie...

that's what they all say

SOML
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DarkProto05 posted...

If you had long eyelashes your eyes would look great. Short lashes plus big eyes equals druggie.

Except I'm not a druggie...
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_Schwarzlicht_ posted...

Really? Your mom who has seen you for your entire life hasn't realized that your pupils are always big?

She's been accusing me of taking drugs since I was like 13. She just never fucking gets it and it's sad.

It really fucked me up to be screamed at constantly as a kid for something I didn't do.

DarkProto05 posted...

Pics of eyes.

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It's getting fucking frustrating

It's not my fault that I have large pupils. There's nothing I can do about it, it's been like this I was a little kid.

But my mom is constantly accusing me of taking drugs. Every time I leave the house she looks super anxious because she's convinced I'm going to meet a dealer or something. Seriously it's just fucking horrible.

What can I do? I was thinking of going to see an optometrist or something and getting a paper that says I have large pupils but I don't think she's going to believe it
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It's a circular forest 10 mile in diameter

You have 2 hours to find a small wooden shed somewhere in the forest that contains the key to that explosive collar you're wearing around your neck. If you can't find the key within 2 hours the collar explodes.

Once you find the key and remove the collar the money automatically gets transferred in your bank account tax free and a helicopter appears to rescue you from the forest.

There are no wild animals in the forest. At worst a few mosquitos.

Deal?
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LIsJustice posted...

b7 mods

C'mon mods I have nothing against brown bread, I even have some friends who eat brown bread. I just, in my personal opinion, believe white bread tastes better.
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... I like my club sandwiches with white bread rather than brown bread.
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Look at the poor guy chasing her while she's riding that Booster guy
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I mean, it's so obvious. Mario's the one chasing after her rescuing her from Bowser (lol as if she needed rescuing, where you you think those koopas come from?).

Then when he finally takes her home who do you think she goes for? The short fat Mario or tall and thin Luigi?
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Like, literally tap their feet.

https://globalnews.ca/news/1556626/fairview-pointe-claire-mall-bathroom-hotspot-for-sexual-encounters/
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Do you turn her over to the police or do you cover for her?

Assume she's some kind of super 1337 h4x0r and she stole nuclear missile codes from russia or something and bombed half the world to smithereens with the tablet you bought her for christmas.
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WTF does "dying alive" even mean?

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/jagr-s-trade-wish-granted-1.278649

"I'm dying alive," Jagr said last season.

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Old ladies always steal the ones closest to the mall entrance?
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Geez guys, again??
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This is an audition video the couple made for a tv show.

Obviously, this was filmed before he killed her.


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Imagine the hilarity.

"Mary marries Mario"
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Like, "go on a mission with this doofus and don't let his HP go to zero or you lose!"

Gurgh I hate those kind of missions so much. *skin, bone and muscle tissue melts off face, leaving angry eyes dangling from brain*
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Irony posted...

Are we talking about how shit says gluten free when it's something that wouldn't have gluten anyways?

Something like that, I guess?

I mean selling cholesterol-free vegetable juice is like saying that other vegetable juices have cholesterol... uh, no?

Besides cholesterol isn't bad anyway.
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Let that sink in for a moment.

Vegetable juice. Cholesterol free.

Vegetable juice.
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Buh, it depends

People generally don't care if they hurt the feelings of random stranger creeping up on them
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Girl who raped a guy... hmm.
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I hate stores that pushes warranties on you
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GOATSLAYER posted...

If she doesn't watch the show then it wouldn't be obvious that it's a prank. Dragonglass could've been the name of a new product she hadn't heard of

I'm not sure she does, I don't know the girl I just have a couple friends in common. But some of the facebook posts seem to be blaming her for playing along
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TheDarkCircle posted...

Did she know it was prank after a few seconds? Even if she did, probably shouldn't be a fireable offense but if she was clearing dicking around on the phone then I guess some sort of write up or something could be justified.

It was Jon Snow's voice asking for dragonglass... I assume it was obvious it was a prank.

And it was a Uniprix in Montreal
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A discussion about it popped up on my facebook timeline.

Apparently the girl was a pharmacy tech and she spent like 5 minutes talking to the prank caller instead of just hanging up right away. I don't really know the details.

A bit harsh I think...
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I mean wtf dude... that's a cat, not a dog.
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What kind of stupid gym opens at 7?

Mine opens at 6 every day.
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Did you make this topic to show us you're playing a game in Japanese?
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Delirious_Beard posted...

medea

The 'orse princess?
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I don't remember, I last played that game over 10 years ago

But I think her special skill was called "Sex appeal" or something
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Well, the dad is now in a coma after a suicide attempt in the police station and the guy whose car he stole was found dead.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/yvon-lacasse-amber-alert-gore-1.4300383
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Black conservatives
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All of them
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Courts aren't fair because the judges often don't want to work as hard as they should and they tend to often jump to conclusions, which may or may not be the same conclusions they'd reach if they actually took the time to study each case carefully

Obviously this doesn't apply to the supreme court or anything, but for run of the mill cases in front of a trial judge, there's often some very lazy judging
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... can the pilot get a speeding ticket?
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Like, if they didn't have to go through the hassle of getting the votes in congress, etc.

I think it would be kind of like some kind of strange police state where the police and army are merged into one and serve almost exclusively to fence in workers in sweatshops and prevent them from escaping. Meanwhile old people are killed off as soon as they are unable to work and children are taken from their parents at birth and assigned to a company to be trained in whatever job they need.
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RedZaraki posted...

What company or food item did you just think about?

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I'm right in range of a gatling gun a few meters away.
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10 lb in two weeks is a lot

When I was training at the gym the trainer used to tell me that if you have more than 40 pounds to lose you should aim to lose around 1 to 2 pounds per week. If you lose too fast your skin doesn't have time to adjust and you might have a lot of loose skin once you get to your target weight

There is no unrealistic objective, just unrealistic timelines.
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All they have to do is say "I want a cheeseburger meal" and the cashier automatically understands that they want two cheeseburgers, one portion of fries and a coke.

For the rest of us we have to say that we want two of the thingies with bread on top and bottom and then name each and every ingredient, their density and their molecular mass, then recite the Russian national anthem backwards in spanish only to be offered a job as a janitor.
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Pics_nao_plz posted...

but why

Because they're the ones in most danger from NK

I mean look at where Seoul is
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What kind of ticket could I get?
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Playing the harp, most likely.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_lady



We live on a strange planet.
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That's how it was in the early days, no? Runner up becomes VP.
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That's funny.

I was in class this evening and the girl sitting next to me had hair on her upper lip and I was thinking about it just now.

Seriously.
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COVxy posted...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070712150922AAqexEz

Surprisingly enough, yahoo answers has an answer to your question.

Hm.... wow.

I wonder. Probably a random thing like Nintendo Master said I suppose.
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