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| Topic | I've never had to use a poop knife |
| Firewood18 01/25/18 10:04:48 AM #8 | I'm good with a plunger, I've unseated and set at least four toilets and I've even dug up and cement patched a broken sewer line. But I had never had to break up poop to make it flush til now. It's wierd because I know there was a recent topic about it, plus I watched an episode of Extras recently where a guys date walked out when he used a whisk to get his shit to go down. Oh, and I used a long handled screwdriver instead of a knife. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I've never had to use a poop knife |
| Firewood18 01/25/18 9:45:17 AM #5 | SunWuKung420 posted... Kids eat a lot of food. My son eats very little. The large waste is mostly because of cells rapidly being replaced for growth. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I've never been to a bar before. |
| Firewood18 01/25/18 9:01:17 AM #32 | KogaSteelfang posted... I've never been to one either, or had alcohol. My family is full of raging alcoholics, and I've seen first hand how it can ruin lives, so I've never had any interest in alcohol. Also, both local bars shut down anyway, there aren't even any here any more. They were very popular hangouts, but people kept getting blackout drunk and trying to drive home. Each one closed after a customer ran over and killed an innocent bystander in the parking lot. Some people have tried opening other bars, but the town shuts them down now. Most people in my area have a substance abuse problem, and there's no reason to further endanger others because these ones can't control themselves. Everyone just buys licquor and parties at home now. Your whole town sounds like a huge let down. Get out of there. Man, I wish I had some of the money back that I spent in bars back in the day. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I've never had to use a poop knife |
| Firewood18 01/25/18 8:55:52 AM #1 | Until yesterday. And it wasn't even because of me but one of the kids. You'd think that such a tiny person would never poop so big but it's quite the opposite. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So I have been getting these packages from amazon that I never ordered |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 3:31:50 PM #50 | What if there is some shut-in that is undergoing chemo that is waiting for these items to help them cope? Sad. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | another day in america without a gun violence issue |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 2:54:33 PM #125 | Trolls being as funny as squished kittens about now. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So I have been getting these packages from amazon that I never ordered |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 2:21:28 PM #35 | The message is clear. You are to become the next YouTube sensation. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | perception of time is a weird thing |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 1:57:05 PM #5 | Deja vu. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So I have been getting these packages from amazon that I never ordered |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 1:50:51 PM #21 | Pics with one of the wigs on. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | another day in america without a gun violence issue |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 1:46:59 PM #91 | Most times it's not the lawful gun owners fault for sure. It's the criminal or crazy kid that gained access to the gun. Chekhov wrote that once a gun is introduced in a story, it always gets fired. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Missing children ads are so damn sad |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 1:42:13 PM #8 | Those "aged" photos are kind of a joke. I know an artist that sent out a childhood photo of himself to seven different agencies that do the process. None of the photos that came back were similar and only one looked vaguely like him. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Playing hooky |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 12:34:27 PM #7 | Bueller? ...Bueller? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | When I was in elementary school, lunch was .90 cents. |
| Firewood18 01/24/18 12:06:32 AM #13 | The kids who threw it away didn't grasp the concept of money. I brown bagged my pb&j most days and knew that coin bought candy. I was downcast when the teachers and attendants discovered my scheme and sent me to the nurse and her charity can. I kept it up for a few weeks and got praise for my earnings but of course the other kids got wise and the whole thing ended. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | When I was in elementary school, lunch was .90 cents. |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 11:31:17 PM #8 | SusanGreenEyes posted... Firewood18 posted...They forced it. I was making $5 a week at least. Don't remember, but most likely. My mother loved animals. I was just an entrepreneur farming change from idiots. I imagine them looking at me like I was the wolf of Sesame Street. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | When I was in elementary school, lunch was .90 cents. |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 11:20:43 PM #5 | They forced it. I was making $5 a week at least. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | When I was in elementary school, lunch was .90 cents. |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 11:14:49 PM #1 | I noticed some kids would actually toss the dime of change in the garbage with thier tray. So I started asking for and collecting several dimes a day. At some point, someone noticed and made me donate my collections to the school nurse who put it toward the SPCA. I still have mixed feelings about this scenario to this day. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Large 4 topping pizza for $12? |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 9:57:29 PM #8 | helIy posted... i haven't had pizza since The Incident. For real? You got a free pizza and a bit of egg on your face and you swear off one the dietary cornerstones of existence? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you... |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 9:38:37 PM #8 | Has Iraq payed all the money back we spent on it? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Large 4 topping pizza for $12? |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 9:36:14 PM #3 | helly loves the Puzza Hut. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Arv reviews street fighter 5 Arcade*spoilers* |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 3:24:29 PM #3 | Top notch review, Arv. Dyslexia suffer from much? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | What is your favorite part of the super bowl? |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 3:21:25 PM #13 | SusanGreenEyes posted... I love the delicious snacks. I go to an annual party with a coworker that is hosted by a large Italian family. Barely any interest in the game so I'm all about the food this year. Last year one of the guys brought two whole smoked chickens. I ate half of one on my own. So yum. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Man finds the World's DEADLIEST SPIDER in his BANANAS!! Are you scared??? |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 2:51:37 PM #27 | I worked at a plant nursery when I was young. We would get shipments of tropical plants wrapped in paper. I got a nice fright when I opened one up and found a black widow. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | another day in america without a gun violence issue |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 2:27:01 PM #44 | Wonder how many school shootings there have been in Australia in the last ten years? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Favourite moment in Star Wars? (potential spoilers) |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 11:38:04 AM #24 | My favorite moment was when you could watch the original movies without the "updates". Lucas order 66'd all copies of the original cuts. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | What's the best perk about your job? |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 11:27:21 AM #6 | RCtheWSBC posted... The autonomy. Being left alone to do your thing is great. I'll have weeks of this but then some random day my boss will start micromanaging the stupidest things. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | What's the best perk about your job? |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 11:15:05 AM #1 | Travel? Free stuff? Private restrooms? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | If both existed, would you rather go to Jurrasic Park or Westworld? |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 10:31:58 AM #41 | You can't run from a bullet but you apparently can run from a t-rex (even in heels). --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Rate that food ~ Day 1602 ~ General Tso's Chicken |
| Firewood18 01/23/18 9:05:26 AM #3 | 8. Chopsticks ready. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Rate that food ~ Day 1601 ~ Totino's Pizza Rolls |
| Firewood18 01/22/18 1:21:38 AM #4 | I'll eat one and burn my mouth and then eat another one and it will be somewhat edible. The third one makes me say Why am I eating this crap? Repeat the next time they're offered. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Can you blow me where the pampers is? |
| Firewood18 01/22/18 12:58:17 AM #1 | Favreau is a great tool. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Philly is being weird tonight. |
| Firewood18 01/22/18 12:02:31 AM #14 | If Philly was eating kale burgers instead of wings, that would be weird. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | how do I hide my raging pocket monster when I'm around my gf? |
| Firewood18 01/21/18 11:57:16 PM #33 | Bend over. Drop and pick something up or tie your shoes. Just bend over so the blood rushes to your head instead of your dick, lad. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | CYOA: You are a brave hero trying to save the world from the evil Demon Lord. |
| Firewood18 01/21/18 11:53:47 PM #25 | Check the snatch for traps --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Sports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All |
| Firewood18 01/21/18 6:02:58 PM #14 | Silly shit feels like its rigged. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | last jedi spoilers unmarked: does anybody actually think |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 10:14:46 PM #10 | WhiskeyDisk posted... Jedi bloodlines make no sense to begin with if a Jedi is not supposed to have emotional attachment to people. Rey's dark side pit vision of only multiple selves strengthens this theory. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Choose |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 10:02:52 PM #2 | Stay Puft Marshmellow Man --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I'm curious about POTD now. Let's chat perhaps? |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 7:23:55 PM #33 | SusanGreenEyes posted... Oh no. Who knows? Why are you talking to a vegetable? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | how do you kiss a girl, lads? |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 5:57:34 PM #16 | Just relax but not so much that you fart, lad. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | my friend came over to use my computer to fix his phone, ended up with a bitcoin |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 4:11:30 PM #6 | I remember when pay phones would occasionally give you a free quarter. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Do you say "I love you" to your SO? |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 3:02:44 PM #17 | I just hope there aren't many "I love you more" people out there. That stuff drives me crazy. I can't tell if it's insecurity, oppression or smothercating. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Do you say "I love you" to your SO? |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 2:26:39 PM #12 | I guess my wife and I are both like Han Solo, just looking at each other and saying "I know". --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Petition: 'Have Disney remove Star Wars Episode VIII from the official canon.' |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 1:50:55 PM #6 | Petition: get a life. Stop believing that canon equals absolute truth. It's fiction ffs. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | phantom menace ain't that bad |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 12:11:53 PM #5 | The pod race and the laser sword battles were awesome but it was offset by the bad acting and jar jar garbage. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Black Mom charges her 5 Year Old Daughter 'Rent'... |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 11:58:44 AM #9 | I think it's more common for parents to enlist the kids to do chores. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Do you say "I love you" to your SO? |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 11:49:57 AM #5 | FrozenBananas posted... You don't say I Love You to your wife??? Nope. Remembering to pick up half and half or some chocolate is equivalent. Back rubs say alot too. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Do you say "I love you" to your SO? |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 10:48:33 AM #1 | --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Those of you that are married or live with your SO: Do you go to bed together? |
| Firewood18 01/20/18 12:15:51 AM #9 | Never. I'm always awake later than anyone else. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Happy Friday! Talk to me as I work. |
| Firewood18 01/19/18 12:03:32 PM #34 | Work is slow. PotD is slow. I'm gonna go down a wiki hole til lunchtime. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I think I'm an alcoholic now |
| Firewood18 01/19/18 11:26:00 AM #16 | Are you mixing the rum with anything? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | my son is afraid of the wheelers |
| Firewood18 01/19/18 10:20:31 AM #4 | Build him a Tick Tock robut to protect him. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
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