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TopicHoly fuck I just saw someone commit suicide
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 2:07:12 AM
#4
This user needs to be banned for life for this false fuck aroundery.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicGuess 70% of this website won't be getting laid on Valentines day
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 2:04:27 AM
#10
ColdOne666 posted...
First you get butthurt and now your attacking someone's username because your'e in full retreat and can't come up with anything better. Keep being pathetic though.


Hey.... Answer the mans questions, are you SATANIC? Or do you do business with the DARK LORD? DON'T jerk us around....
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHow fit do I have to be to get a GF?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 1:56:43 AM
#4
How fast can you run a mile mentally?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnderson Cooper DESTROYS racist, homophobic Fox News executive.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 1:48:56 AM
#31
MorbidFaithless posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Why do we have a director of diversity for the Olympics? I thought the best of the best get through


The olympics don't even matter anymore. It's just a way for major news companies to compare and contrast racial differences to fit political agendas.

What happened to you Johnny nutcase

You used to be wacky and funny

You're turning into a conservabot

:(


I was drinking but not drunk enough. I won't let the fans down again. I'll go back to unreasonableness. real soon I swear.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topic"At least he had a full head of hair"
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:51:06 AM
#3
Nobody reaches very far anymore do they?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI'm gonna eat some ice cream and there's no damn thing you can do to stop me!
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:49:11 AM
#3
*buys you more ice cream*

here ya hehe.. go.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnderson Cooper DESTROYS racist, homophobic Fox News executive.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:45:40 AM
#9
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Why do we have a director of diversity for the Olympics? I thought the best of the best get through


The olympics don't even matter anymore. It's just a way for major news companies to compare and contrast racial differences to fit political agendas.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI just knocked up this girl and she's trying to get back together with her hubby
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:38:04 AM
#8
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
eggcorn posted...
I don't know which is worse raising someone elses kid or knowing someone else was raising mine. My ego couldn't handle the latter, not to mention not knowing what type of person was around my child. Sucks to be you.


Yeah, I wouldnt want some other guy raising my kid. Fuck that. I dont know why some guys think its something to be proud of.


That's why you kick her out the very second she tells you she's pregnant. You say "Ohhhhhhh that's not mine also you have to go because I have to take a dump it's probably gas get out of my life this isn't working out please get your SHTI OUT BEFORE ....*misses the toilet with the dump*

AGHHH SEE HOW THIS IS GONNA BE!?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's your favorite spots in New Orleans?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:33:51 AM
#6
Yehh done all of those things. I think Louisiana sucks now. I go there and it's just not that great.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topici might be too lazy to live
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:29:55 AM
#2
I remember when I was 8.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAre you a supervisor at your work?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:28:43 AM
#6
We have a lot of departments but overall i'm above higher up because I have to make decisions that affect the whole company. A llottttt of freedom and downtime when there's nothing going on.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's your favorite spots in New Orleans?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:21:14 AM
#1
Going back there in 2 weeks.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI just knocked up this girl and she's trying to get back together with her hubby
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:19:17 AM
#5
eggcorn posted...
I don't know which is worse raising someone elses kid or knowing someone else was raising mine. My ego couldn't handle the latter, not to mention not knowing what type of person was around my child. Sucks to be you.


Stop caring so much for fucks sake...


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI just knocked up this girl and she's trying to get back together with her hubby
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:10:01 AM
#2
Roll with it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicC++ Help again.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:08:46 AM
#5
Atralis posted...
You should quit now if this is hard for you. Just being honest.


What a dickhead thing to say to someone. He is in the process of LEARNING it. You're one of those neckbeards that understands C++ in a week but doesn't know how to drive a car after 20 years. Just being honest.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicBreaking Bad is 10 years old
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:04:50 AM
#2
You should start counting the seconds. Each one that passes is one less than you have left.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 12:03:11 AM
#51
Capn Circus posted...
You'd really hate me as President, because I'd do a whole lot more than that. No one receiving tax payer dollars to buy food should be allowed to buy $30-40 prime steaks or other unnecessary items---all while carrying around a new iPhone and Gucci bag.


I'd vote for this guy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:59:36 PM
#46
FLUFFYGERM posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
well the part about saving money is true, and people will still be getting half of whatever they used to get to buy other stuff. Grocery stores mark shit up by like 200-300%, the government will be able to wholesale it for much less.


nah fuck that im fine with the government supplying the cash and people making choices on their own


Most Americans choose to be obese. That's a winning attitude you have there guy.


obesity has nothing to do with whether or not you can pick what food your benefits get you

people not on SNAP are still obese

i dont want the government telling people what they can/can't eat just cuz it tickles you that you spend a few cents per year so another kid can eat a chocolate bar


people are still gonna have half the money to buy all the candy bars they want


if anything, we should double the benefit and increase the income limit so more people can qualify.


And pretty soon I quit my job among the millions of other reasonable people and the government pays us allllllll equally for abouuut 3 days. Then WHAM, nobody is working? WHAT????
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThe American political system is run on legalized bribes.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:51:27 PM
#3
He drained the old swamp and built a bigger one.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:48:52 PM
#30
Metro2 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
well the part about saving money is true, and people will still be getting half of whatever they used to get to buy other stuff. Grocery stores mark shit up by like 200-300%, the government will be able to wholesale it for much less.


nah fuck that im fine with the government supplying the cash and people making choices on their own


Most Americans choose to be obese. That's a winning attitude you have there guy.


And yet other countries have healthier, fitter people while still having good benefits.


Yeah it's called socialism. Start pushing for that.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:46:42 PM
#27
Metro2 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
southcoast09 posted...
As things are, the government is paying for people to eat name brand snacks. There is often no limit on what you can buy with the snap card, so long as its from a legit store. Youve got taxpayers buying store brand while welfare recipients are buying namebrand. That doesnt add up, so we need change.


I've seen it in action. THIS.


How about, I dunno, educating the public on making healthy food choices?


THEY ARE. They don't care!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:46:12 PM
#26
FLUFFYGERM posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
well the part about saving money is true, and people will still be getting half of whatever they used to get to buy other stuff. Grocery stores mark shit up by like 200-300%, the government will be able to wholesale it for much less.


nah fuck that im fine with the government supplying the cash and people making choices on their own


Most Americans choose to be obese. That's a winning attitude you have there guy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:42:25 PM
#21
southcoast09 posted...
As things are, the government is paying for people to eat name brand snacks. There is often no limit on what you can buy with the snap card, so long as its from a legit store. Youve got taxpayers buying store brand while welfare recipients are buying namebrand. That doesnt add up, so we need change.


I've seen it in action. THIS.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicEnter this topic if you don'thave a credit card
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:29:56 PM
#3
@Damn_Undercreditscore
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topic*plays against the Penguins in Franchise mode in NHL 18*
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:28:19 PM
#2
Cheat.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicif you dont support Trump, you are welcome to leave!!!
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:25:40 PM
#2
Never at one point in American history did 100% of the population support the President. Why is this a thing now?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicC++ Help again.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:21:54 PM
#2
I took this same class 4 years ago. Looks familiar. Can't help because it went bye bye fast.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's the largest amount of damage you've ever done?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:19:17 PM
#14
stoltenberg11 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
My super zombiedog in Diablo 3 would sometimes hit for 70 million damage


Does your zombiedog also have problems with reading comprehension?

I imagine he struggles with it greatly


Work on your paragon points. I know a secret way of doing it quickly. Greater Rifts, over and over, and over, and over, and odor.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicbraun strowman is the best thing to happen to the wwe in years
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:17:36 PM
#7
Bluebomber182 posted...
i expect him to break off 1 of the pods in the chamber match and throw it at someone


That should be exciting. *big huge monster rips open what equates to opening a bag of chips and hits other guy with what equates to a bag of chips*

Wouldn't wanna miss that.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicbraun strowman is the best thing to happen to the wwe in years
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:13:52 PM
#4
So he's gonna drop a piano on this guys head at their next big event right?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's the largest amount of damage you've ever done?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:06:31 PM
#3
stoltenberg11 posted...
My super zombiedog in Diablo 3 would sometimes hit for 70 million damage


Does your zombiedog also have problems with reading comprehension?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's the largest amount of damage you've ever done?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:05:00 PM
#1
Moneywise? For me it would be a little over a million.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicUpdated my NVIDIA driver, now there is no sound on my TV (2nd display)
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 11:01:54 PM
#21
Take alllllll of it out to the garbage this week. Start fresh and go into with this new knowledge.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIve had the same user call me about him computer not working 4 times this month
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:52:26 PM
#11
Rika_Furude posted...
Did you read the topic? I walked over to his desk and the issue was that his computer was not turned on


Oh ok I thought it was an actual technical issue that he had to call you about and you showed up when he was gone. In this case? My advice is don't answers his calls and put him at the bottom of your list of shit to fix. Or you could be a man and give a new keyboard across the face.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIve had the same user call me about him computer not working 4 times this month
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:48:11 PM
#5
Ok so this person called you 4 times this month about their computer not working and you didn't even ask what was going on?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIve had the same user call me about him computer not working 4 times this month
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:44:32 PM
#2
I need more information. What's the problem?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicPretty eyes
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:39:53 PM
#2
Yeah those are some wide eyes.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicA supervisor at work made a racially insensitive comment to his black employees
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:36:24 PM
#7
His black employees? Do they split up employees where you work by race?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDid you like the movie Phone Booth?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:33:56 PM
#11
Vol2tex posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Vol2tex posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How the hell can people honestly watch any movie on TV with commercials? The "this film has been edited for time constraints and pussy's" is a deal breaker.


It's better than having to go out of my way to rent or buy it.


In what way?


Just because I am interested in seeing a movie when I flip through the channels and see it on doesn't mean I want to go through further effort than that to acquire it on home media.


Ok fair enough. But if you do like it, go out of your way and get the unedited version.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicoriginal chick-fil-a sandwiches > deluxe versions
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:32:39 PM
#4
Still can't find the appeal of Chick-Fil-A. Last time I had it was in an airport in Dallas. Maybe that makes a difference who knows, but I thought it was borderline crappy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDid you like the movie Phone Booth?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:25:12 PM
#7
Vol2tex posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How the hell can people honestly watch any movie on TV with commercials? The "this film has been edited for time constraints and pussy's" is a deal breaker.


It's better than having to go out of my way to rent or buy it.


In what way?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDid you like the movie Phone Booth?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:22:21 PM
#2
How the hell can people honestly watch any movie on TV with commercials? The "this film has been edited for time constraints and pussy's" is a deal breaker.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI don't know what to eat for dinner.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:20:19 PM
#8
Kajagogo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Kajagogo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Where do you live? Mexican food is always a win where I am.


I think I'll make some tacos tomorrow. But tonight, I think I'm going for that pizza!!

I live in Arizona to answer your question.


Ahhh then get Mexican food from a local place.


Only if you buy.


Alllllllright get pizza then.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicwhy is no one talking about THIC ASS FUCK Olympic Skater Sang HWA LEE?
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:14:15 PM
#7
That 2nd pic looks like she has to take a dump in a big hurry.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWestminster Dog Show topic
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:11:50 PM
#5
The_Doge posted...
8AknXKd
Doge was best doggo


Test him for steroids!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicFriendly Reminder: Olympic Athletes from Russia have 0 Golds
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:10:05 PM
#12
How many golds does CruelBuffalo have?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's the first thing that comes to your mind when i say the word
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:05:57 PM
#2
case
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI don't know what to eat for dinner.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:05:17 PM
#6
Kajagogo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Where do you live? Mexican food is always a win where I am.


I think I'll make some tacos tomorrow. But tonight, I think I'm going for that pizza!!

I live in Arizona to answer your question.


Ahhh then get Mexican food from a local place.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topiccome look at my legs
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 10:02:29 PM
#10
WhinyZach posted...
reminder tc is 12, and this is fucking gross


That's a real possibility. In addition, is TC a guy?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHow come every time you take a crap...
Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/18 9:59:23 PM
#3
Kajagogo posted...
So take it in there with you.


That defeats the purpose of my post bud. I mean, I guess I can silence my phone but I never remember to do that in a shit frenzy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
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