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I was smart and scheduled the day off. So I can do all of that without worrying about things.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ModLogic posted...

is this an american thing?

Hopefully. I live there and I get pissed at traffic. Like to see it ease up a little.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

knuxnole posted...

I know a few people who were part of the challenge, including a bunch of my close friends

Who the hell do you associate with?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Pepys Monster posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I think you're probably going down a quick road to hell.

You mean metaphorically or are you religious?

Metaphorically of course.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

...for my beer. Ooohh there its. Carry on!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I think you're probably going down a quick road to hell.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yallllll... go shovel the shit out of our pen and stay on task ffs.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

QueenCarly posted...

Traumatic brain injury

Ahhhhh this is funny right here. 10/10 in a depression topic.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Getting drunk works wonders. Unless you're under 13, in which case gtfo this website! It's for grown folks.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

His couch. It's stuck to his ass so I say that counts.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Airhammy posted...

Wasn't it always Sean Connery who made those hilarious little fuck ups?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Oh we've all had that shitty situation. "Hey my friend likes you!" "Ohhh really!? Bring her over" Unfortunately they do and you see the disaster in action and you say "Ohhh yeahhhh I forgot, FUCK YOU!"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

But why does he do it? Who is gggguitario we wonder? Stay tuned after these messages from our court ordered sponsors.

"Do you have depression....?"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Kamala_Harris posted...

I was once working at a deli and the deli had been closed for half an hour and I was cleaning/closing and this rich ass hole wanted me to make him a sandwich and would I explained that I impossible he lost his shit at me and complained about me at the register.

people are such entitled pricks.

You should have asked him where he worked and see if you could go bother him 30 minutes after he's supposed to be off. They don't like logic, it shorts out their shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

*pulls up a chair and beer*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ImCallingYouOut posted...

gguirao posted...

Good evening.

response against my allegations @gguirao

Whoa! Look everyone, he's calling him out!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

yknow if theres one place that would know more about mhw than the board for mhw
it's

Clearly CE where I got a reply to my answer within 5 minutes opposed to threads on three of the MHW forums and not getting an answer for days and the thread purging. That's what I thought too.

I love you guys.

You're right. Also what are you playing this on PS4 or XBoner?

X1 is pretty much all I game on.

Lets play. Johnny Nutcase

I'll add you, about to get off for the night but i'm usually on late. Been cycling between this and PUBG lately.

Yeah i'm not planning on playing anything other than menial side quests to gather mats tonight. Hit me up.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

yknow if theres one place that would know more about mhw than the board for mhw
it's

Clearly CE where I got a reply to my answer within 5 minutes opposed to threads on three of the MHW forums and not getting an answer for days and the thread purging. That's what I thought too.

I love you guys.

You're right. Also what are you playing this on PS4 or XBoner?

X1 is pretty much all I game on.

Lets play. Johnny Nutcase
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah ya know. You could do that.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

That right there is why I could never POSSIBLY do your job. I would have 2 MAJOR assault charges right there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

l0bcity posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Depends? Do you show up late as fuck like I do? If so it's none of the above <5 hours.

How do you still have a job?

I run a whole department pal. I don't work in retail. I come in late and always try to leave early. As long as I get my shit done, no one says jack SHIT.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Honestly? No, but you gotta get to the bottom of it instead of being jerked around like that. You might get lucky, unless she has herpes, which sounds like she very well could.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I guess if I had to create my own from scratch I would do this:

Pecan
Cashew
Pistachio
Any of those cajun bread type stick things
Booze

That should just about do it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Depends? Do you show up late as fuck like I do? If so it's none of the above <5 hours.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

AssultTank posted...

Never sleep around at work. It's an HR complaint waiting to happen.

Once again you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I sleep with HR all the time.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

alt4445 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

She always wants other coworkers around? Fuck that shit, cut your losses. Either ask her straight up if she wants to fuck or move upwards and onwards.

She initiated a hangout once, she wanted to smoke, but I didn't have the right accessories and another coworker did. I'm not sure if she intended that just us two hang out but it ended up being a group hangout or what. She also did it on a day where that coworker she hooked up with came back (he used to be regular but now only comes for an hour on Mondays). And that guy came over. She asked if she got credit for initiating a hangout, I said only 50% because he was there.

I almost threw up reading that. Get her in bed or get the fuck outta there. No more 3rd wheels in this bullshit shit show.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

yknow if theres one place that would know more about mhw than the board for mhw
it's

Clearly CE where I got a reply to my answer within 5 minutes opposed to threads on three of the MHW forums and not getting an answer for days and the thread purging. That's what I thought too.

I love you guys.

You're right. Also what are you playing this on PS4 or XBoner?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Cashews
Sesame Sticks
Pretzels
Pistachios
Sunflower seeds
Raisins
Dark chocolate chips

Get rid of the dark chocolate shits and were on the same page my friend.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

That's just Winona Ryder sneaking and stealing.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

She always wants other coworkers around? Fuck that shit, cut your losses. Either ask her straight up if she wants to fuck or move upwards and onwards.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Hiiiiiughhhh!!! Sorry I threw up.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Didn't his physician say he didn't wear a wig or anything? So if that was bullshit, the whole rest of his physical was bullshit?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Ahh don't get pets from pet shops!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Eh.. Ok... But keep that anonymous ok?

The other day I was driving home from work.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

The last museum I went to was the National World War II Museum in New Orleans. Pretty interesting place.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I've been to New Orleans and I didn't get shot.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Release the houndsssss...
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Probably some drunk fan at an Orlando Magic game.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I am not one of those posters. Actually quite the opposite.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It depends on if you love what you're doing and hate your wife/husband.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You're going hiking? If so turn into an animal. Tackle a bear and pound your breasts like an ape and go "UGghhh UGH!!!!!" It will show the male human you are indeed not taking bullshit anymore. Then unzip your pants and spray piss everywhere to mark your territory. That's the only real solid advice I could offer at present time.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Nottttt even close and would likely backhand any gentlemen who did.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It's meh...
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

"Our team won! Lets destroy our city DERP!"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

AssultTank posted...

But you had time to make this topic and shitpost about not getting a link...

Yup Go fuck yourself.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ssj3vegeta2 posted...

Did you come for da tits

I stayed for the shits.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Only a complete asshole would expect otherwise.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson