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It's crazy he regularly eats this shit and is almost 80 years old.

Thanks! Do you know anything about the giant kinder eggs I've seen in Canada (and no doubt other places)? Is it actually one huge kinder suprise/joy, or is it a package containing multiple regular size ones?

I call European Smarties gross M&Ms

Tanned Joy was the best

...No? I'll admit I hadn't had much sleep when I wrote that---I actually thought I'd written more. I had intended to ask an open-ended question about how people feel about the statute of limitations, cold cases, and police priorities. I don't know a thing about this case in particular and had meant to add a side discussion but passed out instead.

I'm not sure how I feel about police devoting resources to solving ancient crimes. It seems like a waste of resources with a lot less certain outcome.

Dude should spend his Saturdays planting trees for a year.

Dude on the right looks like he awkwardly just shit his pants.

Yeah any kind of "housework related" humanoid being. There's also the domovoi in Slavic folklore.

officer jenny is a cop so......

joy wins

It's songs like this that make me wish Lennon wasn't such a gigantic piece of human trash while he was alive.

that is the stepford cuckoos

they are a telepathy hivemind of sisters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stepford_Cuckoos

basically her daughters

Storm with the hair

damn, no 'fuck the police'

Someone I used to work with got fired for doing this so I voted no

So I had the misfortune of encountering this disgusting creature in person. I'm out on a hike and sit down on a boulder in the middle of the forest to rest my legs. The weather is perfect and I'm just taking in the beauty and vibing with nature. I notice there's a snail near my feet, much bigger than the ones we have back home and think it's such an awesome and beautiful creature---UNTIL IT HAS WORMS IN ITS EYES!

Even its name is disgusting. Broodsac. Ugh.

https://i.imgur.com/Nv0FdIX.gif

I wonder if they will tie this move in with their entire history. Some kind of meta twist. Like this is about the origin of Disney magic or something

Fuck I didnt know that was what caused that.

I always wondered why it didnt seem to bother other people as much fuck.

(I have astigmatism if that wasnt clear, and had no idea other people didnt see that shit, except they never mention it)

I didn't know he was Black Manta. He does not get the love he should as a villain . He is the main Villain to freaking Aquaman a super powerful king and Superhero. He goes toe to toe with him. He is like Lex and Mongul in one villain.

In the 147-ish years that Major League Baseball has existed, Fernando Tatis (Sr.) is the only player to ever hit two grand slams in the same inning.

He deserves whatever he gets, but not for being a Black foreigner

Unfortunately I was like 5 or 6 so I dont remember a lot of the details. I just remember a lot of visual brain teaser type things and puzzles. And I remember the conversation where they wanted me to jump from 1st grade to 3rd grade and I cried because I didnt want to leave my friends and be way younger than everyone else (9 year olds feel like giant adults when youre 6), so my mom decided to let me stay in 1st grade so I can have normal social development.

Looking back now im not sure how my life wouldve gone if I did start in 3rd grade, maybe I couldve cured cancer or something, but oh well, im happy with my life now. Though I do know for sure that I pick things up and master them way faster and better than my peers. Ive usually always been the best at whatever job ive had. Plus in school I got high honor roll without even trying every quarter. In high school I started to drop off because I wanted money and girls and weed. No regrets there either.

Think hes Americanso yay, we get him back.

Shit is horrifying. A sadist doc tried to do the same to me. I don't think they have any clear standards of verifying that you should actually be involuntarily committed.

First of all: Don't confuse the AUD figures with the USD ones.

Next: It went down from 2.04 billion USD to 1 billion USD just like that, so I'm pretty sure at least the 1 billion is already the cold hard cash after tax.

And then he bought a 25 million USD mansion, another 4 million one and a "vintage Porsche 911".

That's not a 100 million superyacht no one has an actual use for, that's not 100 luxury cars at once he will never drive at all.

Seriously, the stuff he buys doesn't sound crazy at all.

aren't they taxed everywhere? They might be most heavily taxed in the u.s. Like 40 perc.

"Pa, Ah done cut mah finger on the screen door aginn."

"Cletus, let us stop the fussin' and the feudin'..."

What about leaving a bunch to his children and grandchildren? He might have to pay big estate taxes

He didnt get 2 billion dollars, he got a little over $600 million

It's basically the dipshit Freedom Caucus led by idiots like MTG and Lauren Boebert who are holding the Speaker of the House's balls in a vise.

How long has he been so bad that he cant even remember what political opponents he went against?

lmao indeed, but I can imagine Trump's security detail might have a thing or two to say if he held the gun next to Trump properly.

Drumpfy got the strap?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/8/AAfevMAAE4A4.jpg

Literally that chick right next to her looking at her phone. Taylor Swift is not even the hottest girl in her row. Shes not even the hottest girl in this picture. Shes not even the hottest girl in her own personal space.