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Topic	Man shot, arrested 'celebrating' new gun law
EyeWontBeFooled 09/26/23 3:17:09 AM #36	This is the literal definition of fucking around and finding out. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Remember how there was a Halo television show?
EyeWontBeFooled 09/26/23 12:13:56 AM #56	K181 posted... Master Chief also committed a specifically-designated war crime when he had sex with a captive. Holy shit that is red alert on the Enterprise right there. Yiiiiiiiikes. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Ham sandwich: MAYO >>> MUSTARD
EyeWontBeFooled 09/25/23 4:50:33 PM #30	Nirvanas_Nox posted... You don't like mayo? I used to hate it too. Then I started mixing things into it and it got better. Like Sriracha or cajun seasoning No, I meant the opposite. Whipped Dressing is evil. Evil I tells ya --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	NO. no no NO NO FUCK NO
EyeWontBeFooled 09/25/23 10:29:29 AM #44	My last gf had a split tongue THAT SHE DID HERSELF with a scalpel when she was 17. She thought that a tube of oragel was going to be all she needed for anaesthetic. Nope. I can't believe it actually worked, but she easily could have died. She lived in a Mennonite colony at the time, too. Her father WAS NOT PLEASED. He was ready to boot her out of the house. Kissing her was the closest I'm ever getting to a threesome, LMAO --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Going to be laid off on Friday. Go down gracefully or in style?
EyeWontBeFooled 09/25/23 10:17:16 AM #9	LoveLikeJazz posted... No need to kiss ass on your way out, but never intentionally burn a bridge. Going down gracefully is stylish. teep_ posted... Success is the best revenge --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Hatsune Miku, Psychic trainer
EyeWontBeFooled 09/25/23 9:59:44 AM #72	Rath_Attack posted... https://twitter.com/PokeMikuVOLTAGE/status/1706247177255960862 Dark Trainer Miku My man Obstagoon represent! --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Ham sandwich: MAYO >>> MUSTARD
EyeWontBeFooled 09/25/23 2:17:32 AM #16	Nirvanas_Nox posted... This and either spicy brown mustard or dijon mustard. Also miracle whip is definitely not mayo People I interact with that use Whipped Dressing like mayo raises my urge to kill --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	3-Day all expenses paid trip to North Korea
EyeWontBeFooled 09/24/23 5:39:33 PM #27	Prismsblade posted... If I recall the only evidence of this was a poor quality video that didn't positively identify him. Regardless I'm surprised they harmed him as much as they did despite the negative repercussions that would have and did follow. What negative consequences? North Korea took basically a free shot at an American citizen and basically dared the USA to do something. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	3-Day all expenses paid trip to North Korea
EyeWontBeFooled 09/24/23 2:03:27 PM #2	I like vacations where I'm not jailed for yawning during a museum visit. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	4 indictments, 91 charges, yet Trump is beating Biden in national polls
EyeWontBeFooled 09/24/23 11:57:52 AM #53	https://www.texastribune.org/2022/10/28/texas-young-voter-turnout-access/ Texans, explain. As a Canadian, even in the middle of conservative fantasy land, I could still vote in the provincial and federal elections right at the University of Saskatchewan. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	4 indictments, 91 charges, yet Trump is beating Biden in national polls
EyeWontBeFooled 09/24/23 11:40:45 AM #41	Sariana21 posted... They have been recently. Thats why theres talk of taking away voting rights from college students and other nefarious plans. I want more dtails on that. I know the world is burning, but what is the source on this? Is this in one state? Nationally? What other nefarious plans? --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	IIrc the longest age that any human has ever lived is around 121 yrs
EyeWontBeFooled 09/24/23 11:36:27 AM #15	There is still a living grandson of John Tyler (TENTH US President). --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	People who sexualize Pok'emon.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 5:38:54 PM #91	FortuneCookie posted... They were originally going to whip Pokmon? Was Mario actually punching Yoshi in Super Mario World? I always thought he was pointing forward, signaling for Yoshi to stick his tongue out and eat enemies, but the graphics were defined enough. Now I'm starting to think that he is literally punching the poor Yo'ster. <_< They were going to have part of training Pokemon involving whipping, yes! This is why the original sprites of Serena, the Rocket Grunts, and Circus Trainers all show them with whips! --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Tinder rolls out $499/month membership for Top 1% of it's users
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 3:08:46 PM #12	Slayer_22 posted... Imagine spending 500 dollars a month trying to find your soulmate, but instead of your soulmate you just have constant sex. You gotta be thinking at some point you can be getting just as good of a product, and for cheaper. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Tinder rolls out $499/month membership for Top 1% of it's users
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 3:01:35 PM #7	Axiom posted... Uh at that price I'll just go get an escort. Sex will probably be better too --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	People who sexualize Pok'emon.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 3:00:55 PM #69	FortuneCookie posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/3/AAdlC_AAE3Tp.png She literally has a womb tattoo. Literally uses pheromone gas to attract mates. Also nice. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Today, I bumped into those girls I used to have threesomes with.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 2:59:15 PM #7	I drank milk, then double fisted a cups worth of dry cereal. Felt Exxxtreme. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	People who sexualize Pok'emon.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 2:41:33 PM #59	cjsdowg posted... Time out, Pokmon are as smart as humans. That is horrifying. So humans make these animals with the brain capability of humans fight. They keep them as slaves, then when they don't want to use them. They put there soul into computer in place of letting them go. That is fucked up. N died for our sins. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	NFT's are now as worthless as they always should have been
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 2:31:16 PM #14	MICHALECOLE posted... I hate that Kevin smith put an NFT joke in clerks 3 the movie was great but that joke isnt going to make any sense real soon 95% there already, if the market cap is to be seen. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Disneyland time, mother fuckers!
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 11:03:35 AM #44	MICHALECOLE posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/1/AAFeIUAAE26T.jpg ten minutes till rope drop! Fun fact: the Matterhorn ride is slightly different depending on what side you enter it from! To emulate the fact that one side of the mountain is much more difficult to climb than the other! Disney's penchant for little details like that are amazing. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Disneyland time, mother fuckers!
EyeWontBeFooled 09/22/23 10:58:58 AM #43	ironman2009 posted... Looks like a nice day. Grab a Bort vanity plate while you're there. We need more Bort license plates. I REPEAT: We are OUT of Bort license plates!! --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	NO. no no NO NO FUCK NO
EyeWontBeFooled 09/21/23 4:06:53 PM #21	Irony posted... They're very few things more unattractive than girls that split their tongue I must respectfully disagree. Quite the opposite in fact, yes. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Ukraine War Topic Part X
EyeWontBeFooled 09/21/23 3:44:33 PM #257	Humble_Novice posted... Looks like they've decided to restart negotiations over this: https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-ukraine-grain-dispute-talks/ Even though there are elections for them soon, US officials probably gave them a call to renegotiate arms trade between Poland/USA that got them to change tune. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Hatsune Miku, Psychic trainer
EyeWontBeFooled 09/21/23 12:25:35 PM #57	Calwings posted... Another correct guess for me, but this one was obvious as soon as they didn't pick Toxtricity for Electric. I love the vibrant colors on this one, but... https://iili.io/JJxEPnf.jpg WHAT ARE THOSE Moon shoes, lol --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	96-year old federal judge is suspended over concerns about cognitive capability.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/21/23 11:44:19 AM #48	1NfamousACE_2 posted... Why do people even wanna work in their 70s and up? People like to feel useful and have purpose throughout their life, and for many their profession gives meaning. But, then we have the fact that being a federal judge gives you a non insignificant sum of power. You get to dole out punishments to other people for not showing YOU the proper levels of respect. They probably never have to pay out of pocket for a meal, and have their housing and other 'incidental' costs comped or highly discounted. All on top of a salary that would run well into six figures, with top of the line benefits, insurance, massive tax breaks, and a pension that will almost certainly never be in danger of being lost. Who WOULDN'T want to give that up? It doesn't surprise me in the least that the suspension happened. Judges have the potential to be the ultimate Karens. Me? Make ME go for a medical competency test? I can have your bar and medical license revoked by the end of the week! --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Pit bull semen is being imported from America to breed dogs in UK
EyeWontBeFooled 09/20/23 8:41:23 PM #39	thronedfire2 posted... "Pitbulls" has never been an accurate description of a specific breed. it's just the catchiest word. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/6/AACjiOAAE3Ae.jpg Seems like the specific name is American Pit Bull Terrier, if we want to split hairs. Pretty specific and on topic here, too. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Pit bull semen is being imported from America to breed dogs in UK
EyeWontBeFooled 09/20/23 7:59:52 PM #30	We have a real image problem with our breed of dogs, so we should consider rebranding! We have a long established origin and penchant for violence, so let's change the name of them! From Pit Bulls to American Bullies! Wait, no. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Happy Bowsette day
EyeWontBeFooled 09/20/23 1:45:57 AM #161	Can I memorialize it forever by getting Bowsette in tattoo form? --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	In leaked email from 2020, Microsoft's Phil Spencer discusses acquiring Nintendo
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 7:25:09 PM #26	Dreepapult posted... Nintendo has said they'd rather go under completely than be owned by another company. Many many many times EmilyTheCEman posted... Please, if anything it should be the other way around. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Zelenskyy speaks at U.N. General Assembly ~ Live
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 4:41:43 PM #20	Maninstagnate posted... If EU is truly afraid of Russia expanding why are they still buying oil from them and not joining Urkraine to fight? We don't like starting WWIII, champ. You dusted off the old account, and used all 4 active posts it has for this topic? Fuck outta here with this shit, troll. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	People who met their partner on a dating site.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 4:28:35 PM #5	Where do Trekkies go to meet each other online? Star Date. I will not apologize for this, lmao --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	the Illuminaughtii drama returns and its gotten worse
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 4:27:34 PM #34	How ironic that a YouTuber known as Illuminaughti is allegedly manipulating others and pulling strings from behind closed doors. Like a real Illuminati might. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Aquaman 2 got butchered to remove Amber Heard, but Flash with Ezra was fine
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 3:54:35 AM #7	Smashingpmkns posted... Apparently early test screening attendees are walking out of Aquaman 2 because of a scene in which Spoilers for movie ~~Black Manta straight up kills Aquaman's baby lol~~ if they remove that shit then they're a bunch of cowards There is no way that plays out in the theatre making WB Discovery looking good. They have to be tanking the DCEU on purpose --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Aquaman 2 got butchered to remove Amber Heard, but Flash with Ezra was fine
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 3:49:15 AM #5	Now I wonder what a Flash without Flash cut of the movie would look like. It would be over faster, anyway. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Mortal Kombat 1 should have been released on Xbox 1 and PS4.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 3:47:31 AM #22	nocturnal_traveler posted... I could see if the Switch version was $50. Then this laughing stock could be overlooked. But no way in hell should this ever be priced at $70. Final Fantasy X from 22 years ago had better fidelity in their cutscenes. This is atrocious. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	The biggest thing in Super Mario 64 120-star speedrunning is happening.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 1:55:27 AM #8	PiOverlord posted... I don't think there is anything wrong with feeling outside tools to make tricks easier is a little against the spirit of human speedrunning. It's actually one of 64's strongest points. Other communities, by allowing "speed" to be the ruler of what the rules are end up ripping apart their games, and are beholden to whatever ends up being the fastest version. 64 has a strong community because it still values Super Mario 64 itself, over what speed fanatics think it needs to be. I slightly disagree. The SMB WR was somehow again broken. Heaven forced he was on emulator and using a keyboard. You shouldn't have to shred your knuckles rubbing them on a dpad to get a speedrun record if you don't have to, imo --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	The Indian Government assassinated a Canadian citizen in Canada
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 1:48:05 AM #19	Trudeau has his tail firmly between his legs, as he was thoroughly embarrassed by being largely ignored at the recent summit he attended in India. Then he couldn't even leave as the plane couldn't get off the ground. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	How do you think you will go bye-bye?
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 1:41:45 AM #18	An accident. MS patients are prone to falls due to motor issues. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	The biggest thing in Super Mario 64 120-star speedrunning is happening.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 1:35:47 AM #2	Sounds like purists need to learn the new tricks, or get left behind. No bones about it, that's just how it goes sometimes. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Mortal Kombat 1 should have been released on Xbox 1 and PS4.
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 12:06:46 AM #16	hyperskate65 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/9/AADPpsAAE2od.jpg I've spent my entire day laughing at this https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/5/AACjiOAAE2ot.jpg --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Stray cat ends up finding new home inside an old xbox
EyeWontBeFooled 09/19/23 12:02:50 AM #26	Doe posted... I cannot describe how profoundly disappointed I am that this is not a picture/video of a cat laying inside a hollowed out Xbox. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	2 young girls may have been human sacrifices for Odinists
EyeWontBeFooled 09/18/23 11:48:01 PM #11	jumi posted... Dumbasses. Even if you believe in the Norse gods and believe actual human sacrifice is a necessary part of the religion, Odin does not want teenage girls. His hall is full of warriors and rulers, not teenagers. Modern warriors from the Marines or something would send the keyboard warriors straight back to the shadows they came from. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	2 young girls may have been human sacrifices for Odinists
EyeWontBeFooled 09/18/23 11:46:28 PM #10	Dreepapult posted... Yeah I've seen a push by the weirdos on the politics board of 4chan about going back to worshipping their ancestral Norse gods Gets really antisemitic of course. Saying the Jews tricked the white man into worshipping their gods instead of like Odin and Thor Holy shit, they're taking shitposting to unsustainable levels of stupid. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Who is DDoSing almost all of online gaming?
EyeWontBeFooled 09/18/23 11:41:25 PM #4	Russians? They seem to have MGM Resorts by the fucking balls right now. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	the Illuminaughtii drama returns and its gotten worse
EyeWontBeFooled 09/18/23 9:14:36 PM #14	ai123 posted... Hopefully, the videos don't prejudice the case or give her material to drown him in counter suits for defamation. Seems unwise to me. 20 is an adult. I'm not convinced this is a factor. No one has ever been manipulated or coerced into unwise decisions as an adult. No, sir. But you're right. Making a video like this is probably not the best move. Lawyers should be telling this guy absolutely no comment --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
Topic	Racist Town in Alabama Refuses to Acknowledge Victory of Black Mayoral Candidate
EyeWontBeFooled 09/18/23 3:30:40 PM #50	Dark_Arbron posted... America wasn't founded with equal rights or fair elections in mind, so... I guess this small town in Alabama didn't get the Civil Rights Act memo. Or, the one announcing the results of what was presumably a fair and free election. But he's Black, so he's gotta go. For reasons they can't say out loud. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting!
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