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TopicFirst non-superhero that comes to mind who wears a cape
DementedDurian
10/29/23 10:14:55 PM
#26
Roserade.

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TopicAnother Reminder That Russians Utterly Despise the Jewish People
DementedDurian
10/29/23 10:06:00 PM
#24
TheDurinator posted...
If nothing else this topic showed that CE knows nothing about Dagestan.

I had never heard of it until today myself. I don't imagine here in the U.S. it was well known until all this.

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 10:01:43 PM
#249
FolkenRawr posted...
Jesus dude. Like. C'mon, this is bad even for you.

Then I guess I am done with this topic and going to hide it.

No use trying to argue with people who can't fantom why playing in traffic is a bad idea.

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TopicI have a potato, what should I do with it?
DementedDurian
10/29/23 9:59:28 PM
#4
Throw it at a window.

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 9:54:44 PM
#247
Dark_Arbron posted...
This. To demonstrate the point, see the topic title?

That was what this topic was really about. TC was shitting on the cause itself, and would find another excuse if necessary. Had nothing to do with how they were protesting.

I'll admit that the protest's subject matter isn't BS, it's just that their methodology is very childish.

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 9:52:20 PM
#246
DnDer posted...
You're usually a better poster than this.

So Wikipedia isn't reliable in this regard? Who am I supposed to believe - a group of video gamers on GameFAQs or an encylopedia that many people look up answers on things?

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 8:19:23 PM
#226
hockeybub89 posted...
Why would them inconveniencing you affect your views on whatever cause it is? Would you stop believing in protecting animal welfare if some activist group laid down in the road dressed as dogs? People only ever seem to reconsider their stance and blame it on methods when it's a cause they never really supported in the first place and were looking for an excuse to justify not supporting.

Maybe those folks who say that weren't on your side to begin with.

Someone with half-a-brain will realize that harbouring a grudge with an idiot is not the best policy.


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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 7:20:42 PM
#205
Heavy_D_Forever posted...
Then more protesters will be run over by cars. Common sense would dictate that you shouldn't be in the path of large objects moving at a high rate of speed.

Exactly.

People violate their own sense of self-perservation just to harass folks are a special kind of stupid.

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 6:56:42 PM
#192
hockeybub89 posted...
And if anyone developed negative opinions on civil rights because a protester might of disrupted society harder than MLK liked was someone too fickle to be considered a true ally.

You're at risk of being exterminated by conservatives and you're worried that activists might block too much traffic and force people to agree that you have no right to exist.

To be frank, the average person does NOT want to go to war with its own government and the only ones who do are conservative gun nuts who think the "gay agenda" is going to make their God unhappy, bringing the apocalypse because of it.

Take me for instance. I don't like confrontation and really don't like messing with people unless I'm trying to pull a joke of some kind. I don't feel comfortable putting myself in the way of speeding vehicles for a cause I don't feel like I'm not properly representing.

FolkenRawr posted...
How would you classify blocking a road if not 'non violent civil disobedience'?

You talk about nuance and then talking to national leaders without any sense of scale or history.

Because blocking roads is not civil disobedience. It's a "I want my cake and eat it too" kind of idiocy.

With a sit-in, the only thing you're occupying is the seat. With a road blockage, you're taking people hostage by forcing them to stop in the middle of the street, sometimes trapping them in a hazardous spot.

Quite frankly, I don't see why people give these protestors the benefit of the doubt since it's for a cause. If was to rob a bank and then donated that money to the Red Cross, it wouldn't justify my actions. Why should theirs?

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 6:28:52 PM
#179
Fenriswolf posted...
What? MLK was radical for his time, and opposed the Vietnam War and was on his way to address an union gathering when he was assassinated. In the last months of his life he began agreeing with Malcolm X on several points.

Also MLK was not some of conservative who limited himself to static protests and speeches. He challenged racially discriminatory laws by deliberately breaking them and insisted that they be arrested for it.

None of which involved blocking roads, trying to force people into a conflict when all the drivers are likely doing are going to work or even visiting loved ones.

King's tactics involved non-violent civil disobidence, like sit-ins at restaurants that refused Black people entry. The famous March on Washington that drew much attention to the issue of Civil Rights was another example.

King knew what worked and what didn't. I'm sure he would condemned blocking roads and would prefer to address the leaders of our nation for change rather than harass folks on their way home.

Really, I see nuance is as dead as disco in these situations here.

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Topicwe cant talk about "adult toys" here?
DementedDurian
10/29/23 6:06:04 PM
#38
Weren't we getting those weird ads from Temu about some of them for sale? I know I was getting some.

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TopicYou discover your son
DementedDurian
10/29/23 5:58:00 PM
#20
Neighbor: What is your son doing with that shovel?

Proud Papa: Oh, he's digging a hole to China, according to my wife. You know how kids are.

Neighbor: That's funny, because it looks like he's digging a hole and putting your fancy china it in.

*record scratches*

Not-So-Proud Papa: JAMES!!! GET RIGHT HERE THIS INSTANT!!!

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Topici was playing super mario wonder and my snes shut off
DementedDurian
10/29/23 5:46:37 PM
#4
Maybe upgrade to a Switch?

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TopicC/D you thought Sheik was a guy when you were younger
DementedDurian
10/29/23 5:45:10 PM
#2
I played Melee first...so no.

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Topic50k but any and all children you may have will be diehard Sonic fans
DementedDurian
10/29/23 5:42:42 PM
#12
Question: do these hypothetical children love or hate Chris Chan?

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 5:33:15 PM
#174
IceCreamOnStero posted...
That's because you've been taught a whitewashed version of King.

According to his Wikipedia page, King was a believer of non-violence, partially inspired by Gandhi. He wouldn't have forcefully put others in danger by blocking roads. In fact, some other leaders in the Black Rights movement had reservations about King for not being assertive enough, like Malcolm X, according to the page.

From what I have read, he was a great orator and was the kind of person who didn't believe in the phrase "actions speak louder than words". He was a man who understood nuance, which many people have tried to bury since it doesn't allow them to have their cake and eat it too.

We already had a former President start a violent insurrection and I don't want protests that should be done being accused of the same violent mindset, lest people turn away from a good cause because someone can shout "Both sides!" and make others think these causes are not worth fighting for.

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TopicScrew protests/protesters who block freeways and streets with their bs
DementedDurian
10/29/23 12:46:58 PM
#105
TheOtherMike posted...
We all already know that protest is most effective when it's disruptive. Literally the entire history of protest bears that out.

By blocking traffic? One of the most effective protests in history was Martin Luther King Jr.'s and I never heard of him blocking traffic and yelling at whoever was in his way...

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TopicScenario: Your son tell you he is dating a Mr. Bucket.
DementedDurian
10/29/23 1:48:11 AM
#2
...where is me mask?

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TopicSUVs have no practical reason to exist
DementedDurian
10/29/23 1:42:58 AM
#10
Paragon21XX posted...
Define SUV

Shut Up Veronica?

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TopicWho was your favorite of the 6 major characters from Friends?
DementedDurian
10/29/23 1:41:12 AM
#18
pegusus123456 posted...
I know I'm super in the minority but Phoebe

I also liked Phoebe the most as well, but that's because I'm drawn to weird characters like her.

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TopicTalking to any potential love interests of your preferred gender?
DementedDurian
10/29/23 1:38:36 AM
#56
I kinda wish those succubi came back into my dreams. After I lost my virtue to the second one, they apparently lost interest in me.

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TopicWhat do you consider the best band that starts with the letter A?
DementedDurian
10/29/23 12:59:58 AM
#15
Alligator's Revenge

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TopicBayonetta gets new official art that saddens the LGBT community
DementedDurian
10/29/23 12:53:24 AM
#16
She's going to rip open that guy's cheeks if she keeps that up.

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Topic500k a year, but your job is to clear a path for an AI controlled nuclear truck.
DementedDurian
10/28/23 9:51:05 PM
#6
I think my uncle has those credentials. He is a major employee for his company and oversees dangerous construction projects involving large machinery. I'm pretty sure he's more qualified for this than most.

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TopicUK hockey game stopped after player's throat cut in collision with a skate.
DementedDurian
10/28/23 9:40:53 PM
#10
This reminds me of that "close call" near the end of Blades of Glory where one of the men's skates gets so close to the other's neck it shaves a hair out of it.

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Topicitt: dumb things you thought as a kid
DementedDurian
10/28/23 9:29:59 PM
#18
I mixed up celebrity names often as a kid. The oddest one was Alfred Hitchcock and a certain dictator with the toothbrush mustache who I thought directed Psycho for years.

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TopicGod is dead
DementedDurian
10/28/23 9:24:39 PM
#18
Forget the pumpkin, they turned an giant walnut into a football and slapped an NFL sticker on it.

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TopicDo you even want Banjo-Threeie
DementedDurian
10/28/23 8:41:09 PM
#46
supermichael11 posted...
So that is what they said. Funny enough I didn't hate Nuts & Bolts for having vehicles.

I hate Nuts & Bolts for removing Banjo and Kazooies powers and abilities and not being able to do any missions or challenges without vehicles.
There was no power items or transformation, just vehicles only.

Imagine playing a Super Man game but Super Man has no power, that isn't good at all.
Imagine Spider Man without his super powers.

It's more akin to giving Spider-Man the Batmobile and he has to use it instead of web-slinging. Both are cool on their own, but it's very much a mis-match.

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TopicYouTubers who heart every comment...
DementedDurian
10/28/23 7:42:58 PM
#15
thronedfire2 posted...
this seems like the dumbest thing to complain about

Technically, it's whether it is sacrilegious to put ketchup on hot dogs.

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TopicWoman sparks outrage on TikTok for saying Ketchup doesnt need to be refrigerated
DementedDurian
10/28/23 7:41:10 PM
#39
indica posted...
Why are focusing on the Japanese? Lots of cultures prefer shoes off inside--like, shoes inside is fucking gross

I'm not very familiar with many cultures besides mine and some things in the Japanese culture.

I mean, my dad spent a few years in the Phillipines as an military brat yet he never told me much about Filipino life in general.

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TopicI want a game exactly like Red Dead Redemption but with a blank slate character
DementedDurian
10/28/23 7:34:42 PM
#12
"Hey, you're finally awake."

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Topicwhy most sci-fi stuff from Japan not have aliens?
DementedDurian
10/28/23 7:33:16 PM
#10
We would get dumb shit like Plan 9 From Outer Space, then George Castanza would make a comment on it while drinking Postum.

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TopicWoman sparks outrage on TikTok for saying Ketchup doesnt need to be refrigerated
DementedDurian
10/28/23 7:28:53 PM
#37
BuzzKilljoy posted...
The people that keep their ketchup in cupboards probably also make people take shoes off in their houses.

Disgusting

So screw the Japanese then? Is that what you're really sayin'?

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TopicPost whatever* you want in this topic.
DementedDurian
10/28/23 7:18:10 PM
#201
I've been writing a trilogy of books.

No, I won't explain the premise. For one, it's erotica and significantly NSFW. Two, I'm not giving away any details of the plot. And three, I'm on my second draft of the first book, so I'm far from finished.

My respite care worker thinks it well-written, but my brother got to the third paragraph and told me I'm disgusting and doesn't want to read anymore.

I hope I can actually earn a living from this. I need to start to support myself one of these days as my grandparents aren't going to be around too much longer since they both are in their 70's. Hopefully this is my ticket to independence.

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TopicWhy's it always the Blue and Yellow Toads? What happened to *the* Toad?>_>
DementedDurian
10/28/23 6:51:53 PM
#29
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
The Toad sounds like the nickname of some ruthless criminal.

Literally a Marvel villain with a long tongue.

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TopicDo you believe spirits/ghosts/passed loved ones can hear your thoughts?
DementedDurian
10/28/23 6:42:34 PM
#11
kuwab0 posted...
I also had a dream where my Grandfather talked to me after he died.

It's quite surreal, isn't it? Before that dream, he would never appear in any of them after he passed away. Even the numerous ones I dream about that I am inside his house.

Oddly enough, I once dreamed my dad's parents were so rich they had their own McDonald's restaurant inside their mansion.

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TopicDo you believe spirits/ghosts/passed loved ones can hear your thoughts?
DementedDurian
10/28/23 6:27:14 PM
#4
I had a dream where my deceased grandfather from my dad's side showed up and gave me a souvenir mug from Indiana. I believe his spirit is traveling across the United States since he always loved to do that when he was alive.

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TopicActions speak louder than words...
DementedDurian
10/28/23 6:23:30 PM
#10
It's called onomatopoeia.

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TopicThe worst candy ever
DementedDurian
10/28/23 6:21:51 PM
#11
Candy corn is delicious.

I have no idea what flavor of cannabis people were smoking beforehand that made it taste nasty, but this libel has to stop.

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TopicFYI, spiders can see the future. They just refuse to tell us what it is.
DementedDurian
10/28/23 5:18:25 PM
#1
Spiders (and their eight sexy eyes) can see the future, but they won't tell any humans. I started an argument with this sexy spider girl and she refused to tell me what the Powerball was. She then used those numbers and won over a trillion sexy dollars before tax.

I don't get it. They can see the future but I can't get any of those sexy spiders to give me the details. It's like they don't want us to enjoy knowing the sexy future beforehand. That is not sexy at all, and it makes me feel like taking a sexy trip to the dunny.

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Topici'm at the part where you need to actually get the elder scroll in skyrim
DementedDurian
09/23/23 11:09:16 AM
#16
Eola is best bae, by the way. Even if her breath smells like death. <3

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TopicYou get two million dollars tax free.
DementedDurian
09/23/23 10:56:31 AM
#43
Succubus costume!

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TopicRemember when nerds had the hots for Kari Byron from Mythbusters?
DementedDurian
09/23/23 10:18:31 AM
#41
KnightofShikari posted...
really? i thought it was tory because he kept getting injured. smashed his knee, kite smacked his nuts, ate shit trying to jump a bicycle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBEmInSdsx4

Tory kept getting injured, but as I said Grant was the butt of many "red shirt" jokes. "Red shirt" being a Star Trek thing about minor characters who were killed off in the plot.

There's Tory swinging a lightsaber at Grant and Grant portraying a guy from Wanted who was killed in that movie in a mock scene of the film. There was also Kari tying Grant to a piece of metal during the zombie episode so she could escape and left him to "die".

It's just very bizarre and disheartening at the same time.

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TopicAre you satisfied with the aesthetics of your genitalia?
DementedDurian
09/23/23 9:54:23 AM
#4
I mean, I'm transgender. WHAT DO YOU THINK!?

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TopicFlorida man was on his way to job interview when he saw man eating gator
DementedDurian
09/23/23 9:53:29 AM
#3
DepreceV2 posted...
This topic title made it seem like a man was eating some gator. Not the other way around

Like that joke about a "man eating cheese" on display at the circus?

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TopicRemember when nerds had the hots for Kari Byron from Mythbusters?
DementedDurian
09/23/23 9:52:06 AM
#35
BB_mofo posted...
It's so weird that Kari was the center of attention during the show's run, yet people still talk lovingly about Grant while she just sort of faded into the background.

I mean, he represented the nerds in a way the other "big 4" didn't.

He even had his own Battlebot in the early era and even was a guest judge in the modern era when they still had celebrity spots on the panel.

I do wonder who inherited that bot. My guess either a relative owns it now or it's in a small museum where it's on display.

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