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TopicLV rapper arrested after making a song and music video about committing murder.
DementedDurian
09/11/23 3:08:35 PM
#25
PiOverlord posted...
is that the book that the game that was heavily speedran was based on?

No, it was an original work that was highly panned by critics but like an artist's death the author's trial saw an increase in sales by those who were morbidly curious about the case.

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TopicLV rapper arrested after making a song and music video about committing murder.
DementedDurian
09/11/23 2:10:48 PM
#3
This heavily reminds me of Amok, a 2003 book made by a Polish murderer that was letter-to-letter of a murder the author had commited.

Look it up on Wikipedia, it's very weird and wild.

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TopicHeelvsbabyface has meltdown during Starfield playthrough
DementedDurian
09/10/23 9:48:34 PM
#98
Bass_X0 posted...
Just because you dont like someone doesnt make them a complete nobody.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AABA6UAAE1B5.jpg

Anybody with 350K subscribers is far from a complete nobody.

So this guy's icon is a baby kicked in the face?

Maybe he needs a timeout (and write an apology letter to babies everywhere).

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TopicCharacters that use two weapons at the same time/ dual wield
DementedDurian
09/10/23 9:40:16 PM
#3
I thought of Ceruledge, the Pokemon Violet Megaman-esque exclusive.

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TopicWould you get the Mark of Mr.Beast on your forehead?
DementedDurian
09/10/23 9:35:58 PM
#10
GrandConjuraton posted...
I consider myself a Christian, so like I said: it would be my duty to not get it. No matter what happened afterwards.

The whole "mark of the beast" thing is a smoke and mirrors sort of ploy.

We're already seeing it in the form of national IDs when it comes to online pornography when it comes to the religious trying to control markets.

And what do you think a credit card is? The fire and brimstones of yesteryear would probably consider that the mark as well.

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TopicHave you ever worn panties?
DementedDurian
09/10/23 8:08:59 PM
#21
I wish.

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Topichow much you miss the year 2015?
DementedDurian
09/10/23 7:53:39 PM
#30
Euripides posted...
1992 was pretty good

That's when I was born.

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TopicCute girl at the altar "Shoryuken!"
DementedDurian
09/10/23 7:45:11 PM
#5
I just mash "X" and hope for the best. I suck at fightin' games.

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TopicIs there anything grosser than seeing copious amounts of ketchup on a plate?
DementedDurian
09/10/23 7:43:58 PM
#18
mercurydude posted...
Those who lived through the abomination of desolation can tell you that there is indeed something worse...

This shit was nasty.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/0/AAC89BAAE1F4.jpg

I loved those! Why haven't they brought these back (aside from the food dyes)?

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TopicPlaying The Sims 4... why is this sim's ass so dummy thicc..?
DementedDurian
09/10/23 7:40:11 PM
#3
I think she needs to take an angry poop or somethin'.

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TopicUK to seek to ban bulldogs.
DementedDurian
09/10/23 6:46:26 PM
#14
Bulldogs were once war dogs but have been bred to be more docile over the centuries.

We can't do the same for pit bulls?

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TopicAlabama city now requires kids under 16 to be accompanied by parents to library
DementedDurian
09/10/23 6:14:15 PM
#19
It's shit like this that makes me not what to be in this world anymore.

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TopicI heard the damningly dumbest thing from a relative just now.
DementedDurian
09/10/23 3:13:51 PM
#10
gu-gohan posted...
Did you call her out?

No, she was talking to her brother (AKA my grandfather) and everyone else was around her. I'm been called out for calling people before and no one takes seriously anymore.

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TopicI heard the damningly dumbest thing from a relative just now.
DementedDurian
09/10/23 2:49:36 PM
#1
She said that Bill Gates was dropping mosquitoes via helicopter over Florida to spread COVID and he might do it to our state.

I don't even know where in the fucking hell she got it from other than the church she goes to.

Has anyone here heard about this lunacy?

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Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicWho tf is "Mr. Beast" and why am I suddenly seeing him everywhere
DementedDurian
09/10/23 9:00:18 AM
#111
FYI, AceMos doesn't argue in good faith. She's the kind of person who believes in absolutes and "if you're not with me or "doing enough", you're against me".

Seriously, we don't need the teetotalers of yesteryear who act like savages despite not drinking a drop of alcohol.

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TopicYum or Yuck: Pupperoni on Pizza
DementedDurian
09/09/23 10:25:06 PM
#1
Well?

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TopicAny of you don't want to have kids because you think the world is kinda shitty?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 10:14:37 PM
#3
Partly. I also don't like to deal with children to begin with.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicHave you ever heard of life is a simulation theory? Do you consider it
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:51:14 PM
#2
If so, how do I pause and press the reset button?

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TopicPS: Cross or X
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:44:22 PM
#7
DarkFists posted...
I'll give you round, but the other two are strictly 3D shapes, so kinda don't work with the 2D shapes on the controller

I do wonder where the whole "X=Cross" thing came from... I've only seen it in Japanese things...

FYI, I was lyin'.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicStarfield? More like...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:43:18 PM
#8
More like...I'm a 31-year-old man with gender dysphoria and goes online comparing myself to a sexy demoness while shitposting random crap.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicPS: Cross or X
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:41:07 PM
#4
I've always called circle "round", triangle "pyramid", and square "box".

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Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicPolice officer wanted a tip for pulling me over
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:38:26 PM
#8
Kradek posted...
Not only does it sound like he's demanding you bribe him, it's not even a bribe because he still gave you the ticket. That's just a shakedown lol.

There's a certain line from Skyrim I'd like to repeat about a guard demanding payment, but I that might be a bit dangerous to say to a cop.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicRecruiter: interested in this on-site developer job 40 miles outside the city?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:29:14 PM
#14
My aunt has an hour-long commute to her job at the DMV.

She still says it's a better job than working as a long-haul truck employee since she would often complain about men and her boss mistreating her.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:24:52 PM
#23
BloodMoon7 posted...
Fam really saying he's seen a succubus in real life.

She. I'm a girl (at heart).

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TopicI was so hungry I ate a whole 8 piece chicken last night
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:24:25 PM
#7
The only thing Eric Cartman was ever right about was fried chicken skin. But even that's a waste of food.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 9:21:44 PM
#21
BloodMoon7 posted...
Yeah but you're saying what if incubus/succubus were real. If they were real, then we'd have to follow the lore as to what they are like. And lore says they ugly fam.

Given how people confuse the werewolf and wendigo so often, I attribute those notions to mixing up harpies and succubi.

And men often made women creatures look bad in medieval lore.

One example is the Bicorn and Chichivache. The Bicorn ate virtuous husbands and never was hungry and the Chichvache at virtuous wives but was always starving. That "myth" would be seen as sexist today.

I personally trust my own experience over dead men who had a hate-boner towards women.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicRumor: GameFAQs to offer feature to tip mods after being modded?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:45:23 PM
#3
No. It's stupid to pay other people's employees already.

It's cosmically asinine to pay other people's volunteers.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:43:33 PM
#18
coolguyjimmy posted...
The real question, is more, are time loops with romance just rape?

Since you can "re-do" the questions, or actions, again and again -- how does the person you're trying to "woo" have consent, at all?

That...sounds like a dating sim in a nutshell.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicIf a cat has nine lives, how many does a catgirl have?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:42:41 PM
#1
I'm guessin' three.

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TopicMike Lindell loses his **** because a reporter called his pillows lumpy.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:35:13 PM
#5
All I need is my Ophelia. My Ophelia.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:30:21 PM
#16
BloodMoon7 posted...
They look beautiful in the dream but they're supposed to be hideous.

I blame that notion on ancient men looking to demonize beautiful women as hideous (or prostitutes).

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
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TopicYou get one last meal before you die. What are you having?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:27:21 PM
#43
A gallon of maiden blood.

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TopicReminder that you don't need pants for the victory dance.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:25:29 PM
#2
Do you need underwear, though?

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TopicBe honest, you'd let Todd Howard smash.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:24:53 PM
#10
Kitt posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAaVaVAAE06C.jpg
He can raid my vault.

"Raid my Vault" is Borderlands, not Fallout.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
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TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:23:01 PM
#14
Tyranthraxus posted...
They don't "look like demons" they look like normal albeit disgusting women.

Uh...

The ones I saw were cute. Powerful...but cute.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:09:54 PM
#9
DrizztLink posted...
Arue.

Who?

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TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:09:37 PM
#8
Tyranthraxus posted...
Normally they don't exist outside dreams so you're gonna have to define better what you mean by caught or otherwise tell us what alternate version of a succubus you had in mind

Then imagine if someone opened a portal (like in Oblivion) and a few came out.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 8:08:02 PM
#5
Kitt posted...
The only Incubus I want to see in a live setting is Brandon Boyd.

Then what about a succubus?

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 7:59:58 PM
#2
Anyone going to comment?

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TopicI bet everyone here has dark eye circles/bags
DementedDurian
09/09/23 6:30:08 PM
#6
Nope, I'm beautiful AF.

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(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
TopicNew Elon Musk biography reveals 3rd child with Grimes named Techno Mechanicus
DementedDurian
09/09/23 6:28:27 PM
#23
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
I don't understand how Techno is necessarily a bad name

It easily sounds like it could a commonly used established name. Y'all kinda trippin' with your thoughts stuck inside that box there

Heck, I wouldn't mind that name, even though I want to change mine to Mystic.

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