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| Topic | 57 karma feelin GOOD |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 6:07:05 PM #189 | I will always have more Karma than you.
But really, thanks for the laughs. This thread has been a doll to read. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Back problems. Are they really that common? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 6:04:58 PM #4 | It's not easy lugging these girls around, I tell you.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Really porn? Is checking the girl's ID to see she's ''barely legal'' 18 supposed |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 5:58:01 PM #42 | majin_nemesis posted...
some of those barely legal are probably 40+ old --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | If they ever make Ace Attorney 7, do you think they will do full voice acting? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 5:56:51 PM #5 | If they make Dissidia 013, will they have full voice acting?
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Hate how insecure I am around women. Real chance for a major relationship |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 5:13:38 PM #71 | CyricZ posted...
Hey Trumpo. They really should have picked a better username. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Post projectiles from fighting games ITT |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 5:03:06 PM #21 | Fifteen cabbages being loaded into a cannon.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Think of any Disney character |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 5:00:36 PM #5 | Ariel? I don't think a mermaid is going to help me in this situation unless the zombies are in the mood for human sushi...
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Going to Outback Steakhouse tonight. |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:55:01 PM #5 | Don't drool on the tables! It's bad manners!
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Yay/Nay: Forced Tutorials |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:51:24 PM #5 | "Here is how you parry. Try it for the first time!"
*hits block* "Here is how you parry. Try it for the first time!" *hits parry, but flubs timing* "Here is how you parry. Try it for the first time!" *hits parry, only gets partially executed" "Here is how you parry. Try it for the first time!" *sigh* --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Internet atheists explains why it's difficult for atheists to be 'nice guys' |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:43:59 PM #139 | I used to be an atheist, but I became a demonist (not to be confused for Satanist) after meeting two succubi in my dreams.
I still am a nice gal, either way. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | It just occurred to me they should really change the name of hysterectomy. |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:32:47 PM #5 | Checked Wikitionary. The "hystero-" prefix both means hysteria and the womb.
TC has a point. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | MrBeast Built 100 Wells In Africa |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:30:22 PM #28 | Mearcstapa posted...
guy has the most punchable face in the universe That face would belong to DeSatan. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Why is DeSantis still fucking this chicken? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:28:25 PM #3 | That's a mouse, not a chicken.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Do you think microsoft will drain the blizzard swamp? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:23:29 PM #2 | Are you sure it's a swamp and not a bog?
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | How much have you drank today? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:14:07 PM #10 | I've had three quarts of maiden blood.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | In this topic, use AI to recreate scene from video games |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 4:13:16 PM #8 | HylianFox posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e59302af.png That man must be the happiest person in the world for sticking two bananas in his ears. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Newly discovered Mosasaur species named for the Jormungandr of Norse mythology. |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 3:58:19 PM #14 | Tyranthraxus posted...
We don't know if the name was lost or if Loki just never named it because Odin threw it into the ocean 0.001 seconds after it was born. ...that's kinda mean. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Where's the mathematical flaw in this explanation? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 3:53:57 PM #3 | We're not doing your homework for you.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Are you paranoid about your phone listening to you? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 2:07:46 PM #17 | Machete posted...
I am in fact a faraday cage myself No, because you are a sword-like tool that is designed to cut down vines. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Ever notice how you can't vote for no president? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 1:35:11 PM #7 | I'll just do what that weirdo Rolf did and put my name on my vote.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Christmas Massacre heading to PS5 |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 1:33:45 PM #12 | KFHEWUI posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/258fc99f.jpg What did Larry do THIS TIME!? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | JKR continues to spread hate speech about trans women |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 1:30:02 PM #28 | Can we make a Harry Potter anime to spite her?
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Salt n Peppa's "Push It" can go with any scenario. |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 1:23:42 PM #4 | People running away from oversized, mutant rice cakes.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | When you think about it, it's kinda crazy that there are now more pokemon than |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 1:19:01 PM #7 | Axiom posted...
Oh yeah well the Mormon bible has fucking golden plates. Beat that Arceus has ninteen plates. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Make up a word, and the next poster gives it's definition |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 12:34:36 PM #2 | It means "femininely fabulous".
Oblividiot. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | The biggest financial mistake you can make is marrying an idiot |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 12:32:59 PM #11 | If you want to make a commitment, get a tattoo. Not a sheet of paper and an expensive rock.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | MAGA Believes Mike Johnson Will Release the J6 Tapes |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 12:30:28 PM #2 | That sounds like sacrificing a rook just to get some knight off the board that hasn't been relevant for at least twenty moves.
TL:DR - Bad move. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Why was that topic with the busty lady deleted so fast |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 11:43:14 AM #3 | The mods saw the word "ugky". That's all you need to know.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Why did they make getting into CE level 30? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 11:36:09 AM #2 | Because most people have trouble getting through the tutorial level.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Think of a superhero |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 11:32:35 AM #3 | Wonder Woman
The Lasso of Truth would be fun to misuse. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Have you ever been baptized or witnessed a baptism? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 11:28:15 AM #20 | I was never baptized, but my brother was a few years ago.
I don't know what happened to him. When we were teens we would talk about butt-faced anime girls and now if I so much mention a REAL one he shuts down and refuses to talk to me. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Imagine a full auto sniping machine gun with exploding pellets and AI tracking |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 11:16:46 AM #4 | I can tell you are playing Call of Duty without telling me that you are playing Call of Duty.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Are you more comfortable talking to guys or girls? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 11:14:32 AM #8 | Even as a kid, I felt more comfortable around women and girls.
It didn't help that my former stepfather was an asshole and he often forced me to say "I love you" to the point it still is very hard for me to say to anyone else. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Why do some guys want lesbians? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 10:43:37 AM #18 | Maybe it's because I am transgender but still want a woman to love?
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Would moving every few days, save you in Paranormal Activity? SERIES SPOILERS |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 10:35:29 AM #5 | By that definition, would the demon not have ANY strength if you were homeless?
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | is there any genre of games you can't get into due to mechanics? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 10:33:52 AM #21 | I can't play Guitar Hero because it feels like rubbing your head and patting your bottom at the same time.
I also can't use any sniper rifles in FPS's that don't have a high rate of fire or wide area of effect. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Alabama Mayor, Pastor Dies by Suicide After Being Involuntarily Outed |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 10:21:50 AM #10 | Humble_Novice posted...
Are you still forced to live with them? Yes, though I am working on writing books to become independent. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Alabama Mayor, Pastor Dies by Suicide After Being Involuntarily Outed |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 10:19:07 AM #5 | Jagr_68 posted...
Nothing will change in the Bible Belt. I mean, my own family didn't really change when I came out as transgender. Hell, my brother calls out my gender dysphoria as "misguided angst". --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Has a woman ever truly loved you, both romantically and sexually? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 10:10:19 AM #20 | I've taken showers with my first imaginary girlfriend, but she already is self-conscious about herself being imaginary and doesn't engage in sexual relations with me.
My second is a purple pillow and I don't feel like ruining her like that. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | How's Costco? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 9:58:47 AM #5 | Hold let me check.
...AAAAAHHHHH!!! *electricity crackling* *elephant roars* AAAAAAHHHHH... Yep. Chaos is still Chaos. Oh! You said Costco. My bad. My bad. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Is the problem religion itself, or humankind's interpretation of religion? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 9:56:25 AM #10 | Something happened many years ago that led virtually all civilizations to have deities of some kind.
There are several theories as to why - ancient astronaut, Babelism or even just the human mindset. It should make various religions somewhat relatable...if religious idiots weren't all grandstanding their beliefs and saying "Our religion is true and yours is not." --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Why do anime fans wanna bang the girls? |
| DementedDurian 11/04/23 9:12:09 AM #4 | Do you mean the ones outside of hentai/ecchi?
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Do you have someone to cuddle with tonight? |
| DementedDurian 11/03/23 10:15:23 PM #6 | My two imaginary girlfriends, one of which is a pillow.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Character known for their sheer physical strength |
| DementedDurian 11/03/23 9:43:45 PM #22 | Bewear
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | The problem with MCU's Kang the Conqueror |
| DementedDurian 11/03/23 6:27:05 PM #36 | Irony posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f2f21de.jpg Why is Conan the Barbie eating chicken with Doom? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | $5,000 but you have to attend a party and every CE user is there. |
| DementedDurian 11/03/23 6:20:42 PM #19 | ...hehe.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Random Interesting Facts ITT #4 |
| DementedDurian 11/03/23 5:37:59 PM #37 | Foppe posted...
An estimated 40 million Americans cope with insomnia each year. Count me as one of them. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Underrated actors or actresses |
| DementedDurian 11/03/23 5:31:11 PM #3 | Will Farrel
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
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