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M. Night Shamalamadingdong would be rolling over in his grave if he saw someone make a better adaption than he did.

Never watched the show.

Using Chrome?

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The loom was a failsafe, the master rest button in case shit went south.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6ce43414.jpg
I mean, I guess?

DS came out in 2004. Smartphones were around since the 90s.

Welcome to the Lokiverse.

They have been conditioned to believe that their outrage is legitimate discourse.

legendary_zell posted...

I got armed robbery and then serial murder. My true lack of morality has been exposed.

I just got 100 billion for tampering with juice cartons, I am not prepared for this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2eb255c4.png
To be honest, puncturing the seal on cartons of juice is a lot less severe than what I usually do.

Block_that_Kick posted...

Whoever runs against him, keep them away from any and all windows.

It will be more of a surprise to find out they are running against him, than it would be being thrown out a window.

Time was you complete challenges or modes to unlock costumes, now they make you pay more than $1,000 for them.

With the GQP, Every accusation is an admission.

scar_the_1 posted...

Sure. And he was expecting them to take the Ring to Minas Tirith and consolidate their forces. If suddenly an Eagle (who are generally otherwise occupied) went and dropped a delivery Hobbit in Gondor, Sauron would get pretty suspicious.

I am not sure what Sauron was expecting them to do. None of them were using the ring, so it's not like he could plan for them trying to use the ring against him. Gandalf mentioned that destroying the ring never occurred to him, that leaves hiding it. There's nowhere really it could be hidden, Sauron was a smart person, he should have figured out that destroying it was something that they might try.

Umbreon posted...

Ben Sharpio, the man so incapable of pleasing his wife that he thinks a woman being wet down there is a medical condition.

"Yes, I think I'll emulate this man right here!"

It is entirely probable that his biggest fans have never had physical contact with a woman outside of being birthed by their mother.

I would not be shocked if this were all true.

Had a vegetarian once try to tell me that the animals die in pain, I answered "The fear makes the meat taste sweeter."

Flush the garbage down the toilet, two birds with one dookie.

This is a transparent ploy by none other than Crowder himself, in some delusional attempt to get the real manifesto released. "Oh this one is fake is it? Prove it!"

Seth Rogan and Mila Kunis.

ellis123 posted...

It wouldn't matter because Sauron would be the one noticing them.

Unless Frodo put the ring on Sauron would have no idea where they were.

bigblu89 posted...

They talk about how they were able to live on $100 a week as a 30 year old, at the same time complain about how expensive everything is now, but dont understand the correlation

Because math is hard, and learning is harder.

Unsuprised_Pika posted...

I'm pretty sure literally anything but carrion or the Nazgul's fell beasts flying into mordor would be viewed as unusual. Something as large as the great eagles would 100% be noticed and shot at/have Nazgul sicced on it.

7 Ringwraiths on Fellbeasts cannot effectively cover a front that is thousands of miles wide. Besides they were off looking for The Ring, so the gaps in that line just got wider. Even if they weren't carried all the way to Mt Doom, they could have dropped Frodo and Sam off north of Minas Tirith. That alone would have cut a year off the journey.

Even money says they were Republican.

Mechu posted...

The Eagles would've attracted too much attention and greatly increase the risk of the ring falling into enemy hands.

If the entire Fellowship went, yeah. A sole eagle flying about wouldn't have drawn any undue attention.

HornyLevel posted...

It seems like things like NWH, MoM and Quantumania seem to have happened after this season or maybe even after later potential seasons.

The good thing about time travel is, it can happen at any time.

Ricemills posted...

Lmao that wimp really think he's more Alpha than the teacher?

He paid $50 a month to Taint, who confirmed he is!

ArchonKnight posted...

I recently upgraded from Gold to Premium so I could still access the Politics board. Best $50/month ever spent.

You don't want to know how much that is in Australian.

I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Flauros posted...

No robots allowed.

Da fuq bullshit is that?!

Real Alphas mark their territory by pissing over everything.

Final Fantasy 8. Was the very first FF I played.

The Slo Mo Guys, 14.8m

The victims are being paid compensation, in the form of NFTs.

MTG's parents were obviously brother and sister, who smoke and drank heavily when they were pregnant with her.

It has the same themes and same beats as a horror movie.

Admits his son has a clean slate, says nothing about his own slate.

So... quick question, does that church insurance cover child abuse? Asking for a religion.

Time was you used to fight for your country, now, you're just fighting for some faceless billionaire who wants to increase their profit margins.

>Kevin Sorbo has a children's book

We all have to start reading somewhere.

The_Popo posted...

So I have just been casually watching Loki season 2. I havent gone back and rewatched anything or watched any recaps.

As I watched episode 5, it dawned on me that I dont really understand why the timelines are even acting in this way in the first place. What is the cause for all of this even occurring again?

He Who Remains stopped a multiverse war by eliminating variants of himself.

What is Freedom Eagle?

projectpat72988 posted...

These creators who want to get paid from sponsors and have people sign up for patreon. They arent exactly going to tell anyone they are rich from youtube ad revenue to entice people NOT to spend money on them for the "support". But they absolutely are.

It's absolutely more than that. No one would even bother with YT if it was that low. A dollar per million? So 50 million views a day would be 50$ a day. Hell nah, it's probably like 20 thousand dollars a day and thats a very low estimate.

Just found this;
https://influencermarketinghub.com/youtube-money-calculator/

Let the kids in the courtroom, it's never too early to impress upon people that actions have consequences.

What...how...why would anyone think for a second that that was an actual Unicorn skeleton?

Around 1060, when they decided that they wanted to conquer the world.

Akagami_Shanks posted...

We have what... Captain Falcon, Bucky, Ant Man, Thor if he goes back to Earth, an injured Hulk, War Machine?

Hulk is fine, as of the conclusion of She Hulk.