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GeminiDeus
11/09/23 7:38:32 AM
#101:


SuperVegitoFAN posted...
Voted no, too damn risky

...good thing i did, as when someone posted a random generator and i clicked it... it got me "Molestation"

...yeah uh, no thanks.
Was gonna say, a lot of people seem to be okay for the possibility of molesting a child for $100bil.

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R1masher
11/09/23 7:46:49 AM
#102:


red_is_ash posted...
no

no? Thats the number one thing that prevents crime

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uwnim
11/09/23 7:56:32 AM
#103:


I got https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9f57c147.jpg
Pretty sure CE would be more okay with serial killer than this. So I guess RIP me.

Though if theres some weird Republican definition of this I might be okay.

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Mechu
11/09/23 7:57:23 AM
#104:


yikes

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Mechu
11/09/23 8:00:00 AM
#105:


"Transportation of Slaves from U.S."

Ummm.... what the fuck lmao.

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MrResetti
11/09/23 8:04:26 AM
#106:


Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
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Fluttershy
11/09/23 8:06:43 AM
#107:


You can earn

scam

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Aressar
11/09/23 8:18:56 AM
#108:


I'd do most things that don't result in someone's permanent injury for less than a billion, provided I know I get away with it. Even one billion dollars is much more than any one person can spend in a lifetime.

Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq

Reproduction of citizenship papers.

LOL I'd do that for just a million, maybe even less.

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Dark_Arbron
11/09/23 8:19:39 AM
#109:


uwnim posted...
I got https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9f57c147.jpg
Pretty sure CE would be more okay with serial killer than this. So I guess RIP me.

Yep, called it. Knew it would happen sooner or later.

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Golden_Key33
11/09/23 8:35:24 AM
#110:


I got bank robbery, kek

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Bass
11/09/23 8:38:57 AM
#111:


Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq

I got "Mailing Threatening Communications"
Bribery Crimes for me. Sure, I guess. Just bribe someone for something that doesn't really matter.

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R_Jackal
11/09/23 8:41:34 AM
#112:


I got trespassing. I gotta go stand in some old dudes yard until he gets mad at me, and then leave for 100 billion. You damn well believe I would do it lmao
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XxZiomaxX
11/09/23 8:49:11 AM
#113:


Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq

I got "Mailing Threatening Communications"
I voted yes, and would probably follow thru on anything for that amount of money and no punishment lol

I got 'Sale of Stolen Vehicles' which I would absolutely do in this case

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firedoom666
11/09/23 8:50:28 AM
#114:


I wouldn't do the deal since I would not want to hurt another person

But rolling the random crime I got "Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services" which frankly is not something I am completely against

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Lobinde
11/09/23 9:11:54 AM
#115:


I got bank robbery on the generator.

Does the money from the bank count as extra? Nice

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legendary_zell
11/09/23 9:20:24 AM
#116:


I got armed robbery and then serial murder. My true lack of morality has been exposed.

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action52
11/09/23 9:21:17 AM
#117:


red_is_ash posted...
If you refuse to follow through with the crime, you instantly die.
No, and this is why.

If it's something like murder or child rape it wouldn't be worth it, even if I never got punished.

I got "shoplifting" by the way. Had I known in advance, then obviously I would have taken the money.

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joaquintall
11/09/23 1:44:27 PM
#118:


Heh, this generator is fun... got Damage to Religious Property the first time (I'm looking at YOU Scientology Center).

Next one: Assisting or Instigating Escape... so I'd just help get pending prisoner Trump to a "safe house" that my billions will fund. Then I'd use that money so that people can tell (or show) him how they really feel... just no murder, we need EVERYONE to let him know how they feel.
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froghunter75
11/09/23 1:50:25 PM
#119:


I said yes but I'm glad it isn't real because I also ended up with Sexual Conduct with a Minor.... No thanks

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008Zulu
11/09/23 4:41:04 PM
#120:


legendary_zell posted...
I got armed robbery and then serial murder. My true lack of morality has been exposed.
I just got 100 billion for tampering with juice cartons, I am not prepared for this.

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MC_BatCommander
11/09/23 4:42:39 PM
#121:


Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq

I got "Mailing Threatening Communications"

I got genocide, damn

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creativeme
11/09/23 5:04:25 PM
#122:


voted yes before even reading

You do not get punished for the crime

that makes it so much easier to say yes. honestly surprised nearly 25% say no. like i get the conscious of committing murder or something would be hard to live with but chances of getting a crime that bad when there's millions of different crimes is pretty rare. most aren't all that bad and majority of crimes even if you get caught don't have any jail time.

i got "copyright matters"

which probably everyone here has committed already.

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