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TopicHave any of you ever gotten a colonoscopy before? Isn't it extremely
Southernfatman
09/27/23 9:28:47 AM
#39
GranTurismo posted...
what is pancolitis? I thought the liquids thing was mandatory for the procedure

My entire colon became inflamed. It was basically over a week of having extreme diarrhea every 10 minutes even if I had nothing to expel. I could barely eat or drink anything (even sipping on water was miserable and made me have to go) and became extremely dehydrated as a result and put on an IV when I finally went to the hospital. It's the worst thing I've ever experienced. I probably did have to drink something for the colonoscopy, but it was such a difficult time I'm probably misremembering not having to drink anything.

PraetorXyn posted...
The prep is the bitch. Its not as bad as it used to be, as instead of drinking the barium solution, you can drink certain colors of Gatorade with Miralax shook up in it. But you basically have to go on a restricted diet for a week, with a day or two of that being completely liquid, and youre going to be having diarrhea multiple times a day for part of that week.

It was probably this then. Or maybe because I had pretty much expelled everything I had anyway, I didn't have to do it or at least to the average degree.

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TopicWhy do ppl get mad about 'the right wing and left wing belong to the same bird'?
Southernfatman
09/27/23 9:25:23 AM
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There are parts where "both sides" actually applies like both parties are corrupt and take orders from the rich. It's just that 95% of the time it's just right wingers lying and trying to get people to not vote Democrat.

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TopicHave any of you ever gotten a colonoscopy before? Isn't it extremely
Southernfatman
09/27/23 9:21:10 AM
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I've had 2. One a long time ago for something I can't even remember and another when I got pancolitis and my whole colon swelled up, which is the most miserable I've ever been in my entire life. Never had any issues. You'll be farting a bit once you get out.

I don't remember having to drink any liquid the second time. They just told me no food and liquids after a certain time or something like that, but it was a godawful time so my memory could be hazy.

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TopicLibertarians are fucking terrible, and we know that.
Southernfatman
09/27/23 8:43:02 AM
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I'll never understand people who aren't filthy rich and powerful who believe in libertarianism or conservatism. Why are some people happy to be an expendable cog in the machine just to make rich people richer? Is it some sort of holdover in the brain from an evolutionary predecessor where one likes being basically a worker ant to the benefit of the "king/queen"? Brainwashing and propaganda can only go so far. There has to be a foundation for it to build upon. I seriously wonder about that.

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TopicJurassic Park is probably John Williams worst film score.
Southernfatman
09/27/23 8:37:27 AM
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I find Dennis Steals The Embryo to be a neat piece. Goes through my head when on CE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iod8APQ6g4

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TopicWhere would you rather live: Washington State or Washington D.C.
Southernfatman
09/25/23 4:16:56 PM
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pedro45 posted...
Please tell me about these owls

Kombucha posted...
they aren't what they seem

^This. TP might be a crazy place, but it has damn good coffee and cherry pie.

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TopicI think im out growing this board
Southernfatman
09/25/23 4:10:41 PM
#15
I kinda have similar feelings, but I've been here in various ways for about 20 years now and it's become a habit. Plus, while I like Reddit fine, it's not the same as a traditional forum. I'm far from normal in some ways, but sometimes some topics here can be a bit much.

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TopicMarjorie Taylor Greene Drafts Resolution to Declare War on Mexico
Southernfatman
09/25/23 4:08:37 PM
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I don't know, it went well last time. /s For real though, I was just reading about the Mexican-American war yesterday so this is weird timing.

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TopicWhere would you rather live: Washington State or Washington D.C.
Southernfatman
09/25/23 4:07:30 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Even if it were Twin Peaks, it's still better than DC. Least the views are wonderful.

Just don't go out into the woods and avoid owls and one would probably be fine.

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TopicIs antifar dead
Southernfatman
09/24/23 7:05:55 PM
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Didn't someone get the axe for saying "eat my boogers"? Forgot who it was.

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TopicNice beaver!
Southernfatman
09/24/23 3:08:52 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSoBlRxg5-k

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TopicWho invented the light bulb?
Southernfatman
09/24/23 2:45:13 PM
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GranTurismo posted...
i don't get the joke that was in that video, made no sense. Was not funny

It's more of a comment, really...

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Topicanyone else never crush on a cartoon character growin up?
Southernfatman
09/24/23 2:24:33 PM
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I never did. Had childhood crushes on real life girls/women, but not animated or video game ones.

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TopicC/D. Nerd culture isn't stigmatized anymore.
Southernfatman
09/24/23 2:22:24 PM
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I think the realm of "being a nerd" has shifted and probably still is stigmatized to a degree. The definition of "nerd stuff" has just changed.

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Topici hate how sith are the only ones with red light sabers
Southernfatman
09/24/23 1:18:18 PM
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Green is best color anyway.

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TopicWhat the hell happened to Jimmy Carr?
Southernfatman
09/24/23 12:57:39 PM
#9
I vaguely know of him. Seems like a guy who was probably shocking and moderately successful 10-15 years ago, but now it's just lame and he's desperate. Got that right? I'm not against dark humor, but that wasn't funny. It comes off like a parody of a shock jock-esque comedian.

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TopicMusicians you freaking hate as people but admit their music is good
Southernfatman
09/24/23 8:49:04 AM
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Was going to say Nugent. He's a huge pos, but the dude can rock. There's quite a few musicians from that time period who weren't such great people. They were either assholes, perverts, or both, like the Nuge.

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TopicNow we know where Breaking Bad got its REAL inspiration from.
Southernfatman
09/24/23 8:42:32 AM
#3
I went down a Metastasis rabbit hole a bit. The Tommy Wiseau "cousins" always make me laugh.

Also, the Ozymandias scene where MAJOR SPOILERS Hank is killed, Walter Blanco's face looks more irritated like he just saw his kid flush his car keys down the toilet instead of immense shock and sadness.

Saul Bueno seems to be a good fit at least.

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TopicReminder that we're nine years away from when Demolition Man takes place...
Southernfatman
09/23/23 7:34:28 PM
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Radio stations being nothing but commercial jingles sounds like something that could happen. Don't know about the three seashells.

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TopicAs a guy I honestly prefer to shave down there
Southernfatman
09/23/23 7:28:33 PM
#11
I don't do it a ton, but I do love it when I do shave it. I like to keep my body hair in general at least trimmed. Wish more guys would trim their body hair more too.

Questionmarktarius posted...
scrotum stubble isn't fun.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

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TopicI legit want to live in Florida, except for the politics.
Southernfatman
09/23/23 7:23:05 PM
#9
Tenlaar posted...
"Weather is always warm" is a pretty gross misrepresentation of Florida weather.

PMarth2002 posted...
Its hot and humid a good chunk of the year.

These. Enjoy feeling sticky and miserable all the time.

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TopicIt's a good thing gamefaqs abolished the politics board
Southernfatman
09/23/23 7:16:18 PM
#55
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Well thank you. I feel there were people on 261 who put more thought into their posts. They were edited and formatted better and had links of evidence and such. There were some great discussions there. My style is more blunt and harsh. It's like comparing a rapier to a club.

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TopicIt's a good thing gamefaqs abolished the politics board
Southernfatman
09/23/23 7:03:19 PM
#50
I'll admit I'm an angry, sarcastic, dummy who can't go into a long, well informed, well written political debate, but I do miss reading debates by people smarter and more eloquent than me.

Still don't get the complaints strictly about political topics in general here when there were plenty of them before 261's closure.

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TopicWhat's CE's sexual orientation?
Southernfatman
09/23/23 6:45:30 PM
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Dungeater posted...
pan/bi


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TopicOMG CE, did you hear?!?
Southernfatman
09/23/23 6:00:00 PM
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My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United Football Team! The best freakin team in all the land!

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TopicC/D: America will never have another president like FDR, Lincoln, Reagan
Southernfatman
09/23/23 5:47:46 PM
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Obvious troll topic, or just a conservative one. Poe's Law is a bitch sometimes.

IMNOTRAGED posted...
Some real upstanding character there

Bonzo Goes to Bitburg

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TopicDo you think Trump always hated America?
Southernfatman
09/23/23 5:45:22 PM
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America is probably just a means to the end for him.

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TopicOn this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life
Southernfatman
09/23/23 2:50:36 PM
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On this day
I pee freely

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TopicRepublicans are bigmad. lol....lmao, even.
Southernfatman
09/23/23 8:38:52 AM
#10
Found a pic I had and did a little edit:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AAO8B9AAE3ax.jpg

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TopicRepublicans are bigmad. lol....lmao, even.
Southernfatman
09/23/23 8:32:59 AM
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"That money that goes towards Ukraine should go to Americans! Also, fuck poor Americans. No benefits for you! Let's slash infrastructure spending too!"

And the DOJ needs to investigate the whole Republican party.

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TopicFlorida Legislaters vehemently oppose law they passed
Southernfatman
09/23/23 8:23:46 AM
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They know their supporters never look into things (because they're idiots) and just go by politicians' words so they can act like they oppose it and never get questioned about supporting it.

And I'm sure this road thing will be great! Just like when we used asbestos to make roads! Nothing bad ever came from that!

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Topici'm at the part where you need to actually get the elder scroll in skyrim
Southernfatman
09/23/23 8:22:16 AM
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Every time I replay Skyrim I never progress the main story so I never have to deal with dragons. I just like doing whatever side quests that fit with the character I'm playing.

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TopicGoddamn White Trash
Southernfatman
09/22/23 2:20:43 PM
#5
Ministry

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/7/AAO8B9AAE3TZ.jpg

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TopicPeople who sexualize Pok'emon.
Southernfatman
09/22/23 2:18:09 PM
#48
cjsdowg posted...
How can someone he attracted to a kahjit...all they do is sneak into towns and steal.

Ulfric Stormcloak over here.

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TopicPeople who sexualize Pok'emon.
Southernfatman
09/22/23 2:16:07 PM
#41
FortuneCookie posted...
Woah. Hey, hey, hey...

I wasn't judging. I wasn't kinkshaming.

Alright then. Still though, how do you not understand where those folks are coming from?

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TopicDallas Mayor Eric Johnson switches to Republican.
Southernfatman
09/22/23 2:14:35 PM
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This seems to be happening quite a bit. I'm wondering if they're getting bribed or if their sociopathy just comes out and they decide to openly associate with the sociopath party.

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TopicPeople who sexualize Pok'emon.
Southernfatman
09/22/23 2:10:47 PM
#31
I don't kinkshame furries, but wanting to fuck Pokemon is just something else.

cjsdowg posted...
Time out, Pokmon are as smart as humans. That is horrifying. So humans make these animals with the brain capability of humans fight. They keep them as slaves, then when they don't want to use them. They put there soul into computer in place of letting them go.

That is fucked up.

This too.

Compsognathus posted...
I don't get how you can be sexually attracted to Nala, who is just straight up a cartoon lion, and not get how people can be into Pokmon. Like they are very much in the same ballpark.

Wow really? That's some grade A hypocrisy there.

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TopicMMA star and now Republican talking head, questions women suffrage
Southernfatman
09/22/23 2:08:56 PM
#12
mercurydude posted...
That's the republican wet dream, especially when they narrow it down even more to where only white male landowners get to vote.

Solar_Crimson posted...
That's the end goal: to strip the right to vote from anyone who is not a White male.

I know it's not exactly a new right wing viewpoint, but it still disgusts me especially when poor people who don't and most likely never will own any land push for it. The brainwashing is on another level. I bet every single cult out there admires and envies Republicans.

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TopicAnother Instance of Trump Supporters Being Super Dumb
Southernfatman
09/22/23 1:46:37 PM
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Their fear and hatred is more of a priority than their own self interests.

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TopicMMA star and now Republican talking head, questions women suffrage
Southernfatman
09/22/23 1:41:38 PM
#3
I'm an idiot and read some of the replies and on top of the sexism, someone is saying only land owners should vote.

I hate conservatives so much. Flames...flames...on the sides of my face....

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TopicReminder that Space Jam invented furries
Southernfatman
09/22/23 1:14:02 PM
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There have been furries as long as illustrations and eventually animations have been a thing.

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TopicBest TV dad tier
Southernfatman
09/22/23 9:34:12 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


This. My first thought. Really, wtf?

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TopicImagine literally any Democrat coming close to doing this
Southernfatman
09/22/23 7:59:36 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
No it wouldnt, it would still be nothing and a stupid thing to try to moralize over if a Democrat did it.

You don't actually believe that.

"Look at (Democrat) signing a woman's breasts like they're a rockstar! (Democrat) has no respect for political office and is going around acting sexually inappropriate with women in public!"

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TopicPit bull owner who couldn't stop his dog from mauling: Go ahead and shoot him
Southernfatman
09/22/23 7:47:43 AM
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TC might be a gimmick, but that doesn't mean these topics and stories are fake. These dogs are super strong and aggressive and seem to be able to just snap. These kind of dogs, and other dogs like that, need to be regulated because they're too much of a danger to other dogs and people. People getting upset over stories being shared sound very similar to gun owners who are hardcore anti gun control and blow off cases of neglectful gun ownership that leads to death.

Those users who said those awful things about rounding up pits and abusing/killing them don't have the greatest posting track records and pretty much everyone has condemned them for saying those things and other terrible things in general.

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TopicMusk boosting anti-LGBTQ+ content
Southernfatman
09/21/23 6:59:14 PM
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I hate that asshole so much and same goes for the other assholes in the replies agreeing with him and spewing all their anti-trans BS.

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TopicTaylor Swift sending 13k people every 30 minutes to voter registration site
Southernfatman
09/21/23 12:31:29 PM
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Really good for Swift. Reminds me of Frank Zappa having voter registration booths at his concerts. Didn't think I'd ever think of those two at the same time.

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