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Sub-ZeroMKA posted...

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dayum who dat

Space, time, and matter are all part of the universe, therefore there can't be a time before the universe as that would be like saying there was a time before time. Makes no sense.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Smashing into a car with people around usually gets you 1 star.

But what about when there aren't people around? I'll admit it's been a while since I (Butters) played a GTA game, are car alarms even a thing in the GTA universe? You'd think that at least occasionally the owner of the vehicle would be alerted to his car being stolen when an alarm goes off. Also, if your character is smashing windows so much wouldn't the shards of glass occasionally cause him to bleed?

Also, why don't car alarms ever alert anyone to someone breaking a car window?

Tyranthraxus posted...

Why can't I just go to a store and buy a box of 10000 paper clips?

Because you need the money?

Jonah Hill

Don Lemon fired from CNN around the same time Tucker Carlson is fired from Fox News? Coinky dink? I (Butters) think not.

King_Rial posted...

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Her body sucks.

cuttin_in_farm posted...

Im shocked assign homework/project over spring/winter break hasnt been listed.

That too.

cuttin_in_farm posted...

I also think teachers grading notes is toxic, tbh. Not everyone annotates or takes notes the same way or has the same need to.

I always refused and just took the grade hit. Then proceeded to just pass the tests and quizzes

omfg yes! Grading notebooks never made sense to me (Butters). If someone's notes are really that good or bad then that should be reflected on the tests. There's no point to grading their notebooks on top of that.

Jagr_68 posted...

If they included a hotwiring mechanic minigame everytime you stole a car, everyone would absolutely hate it.

Well, it doesn't have to have a minigame. What if there was just a mechanic where you had to collect hotwires throughout the game, and your ability to steal cars was limited by how many hotwires you have?

Dakimakura posted...

Why do the police / the hospital release you back on to the streets after you have murdered thousands of people?

Another good point.

How come the people of Liberty City/Vice City/San Andreas/Whatever City never lock their car doors? And why do they always leave their keys in the ignition whenever they park their cars?

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Sounds amazing!

This!

Medussa posted...

i had two literally make fun of me, in front of the entire class. sorry for having a phobia, assholes.

Damn. I (Butters) am sorry to hear that :(

AbstraktProfSC2 posted...

they put a cooking timer on my desk for every assignment because I was "too smart" and "got bored and distracted"

lol wtf?

No problem <_<

Great album, but Portishead - Dummy is still better.

TheSavageDragon posted...

The difference being here that English isn't our native language. I fully admit I've always struggled with the "who/whom" thing. But I'm not teaching an English class to non English speaking teenagers insisting I fully grasp the language.

Also, I think the word you were looking for was "insisted" not "persisted."

Aressar posted...

"Either the culprit steps forward or the entire class gets punished."

Yeah punishing everybody for the actions of one student is toxic af. I (Butters) remember one time in 7th grade when a teacher overheard a curse word and all she knew about who said it was that it was one of the several black girls who were present at the time. As a result, the whole thing turned into an excuse to hold all the black girls hostage for several minutes waiting for the culprit to own up (they never did of course).

Never calling on someone when their hand is up, but the moment their hand isn't up they call on them.

VampireCoyote posted...

hes right though capitalism blows

most people work their asses off and barely scrape by

And if you ran away to a deserted island where there are no evil capitalists to exploit your labor, you'll find that you're still going to work your ass off while barely surviving.

Noumena posted...

That's why you don't date amazing women for one

And that's why capitalism sucks for two

Whining about capitalism on a video game website lmao

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Hey! That guy was on The Terror!

samsungsalt posted...

Yeah

I was the quiet kid in school until I got expelled after breaking a bullys jaw in self defense.

Are you sure you weren't the bully?

Ratchetrockon posted...

Maybe a type 7 from other universe created our universe

Yeah and maybe another type 7 from an even older universe created that universe. Makes you wonder how many universes there were before we got to this universe.

Doesn't this just prove that God doesn't exist? It implies that a God requires aeons of evolution to come into existence, which is the opposite of what God is supposed to be according to religion.

I (Butters) stand corrected on the taunting. The stomp still didn't look intentional.

wtf? Draymond Green did no wrong there. His leg was locked up in Sabonis' arms so he did everything he could to wiggle his way out of the hold. And wtf are you guys talking about him taunting everybody afterwards? He immediately picks up his foot and then starts running up court where the ball is. Only reason he got a T and suspension is because of his prior reputation.

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I dunno, Madden is a pretty big series. Pokemon is bigger obviously, but more than every sports game combined? nah son

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How am I (Butters) getting butthurt over anything? I'm now asking legit questions about this lore that I missed out on. Who was the first person to say it, and how long has it been a thing?

Something must be done to stop these black holes! What if black holes are really just UFOs with an elaborate cloaking mechanism?

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Multiple sports games come out every year, etc. And once again, Pokemon is only one series while sports games are an entire genre.

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Okay...so from what I (Butters) could find it seems that a prominent GameFAQs poster used to always insist that "websight" was the correct spelling, so everyone started making fun of them for it. Who was it?

Seriously, CE? jfc get yourselves a real fucking girlfriend holy shit!

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It's not reality. Pokemon is just one series of games, whereas sports games are an entire genre of games. And lol@ Pokemon being meant for ages 6 and up.

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Can't believe you're still trying to gaslight me (Butters) into thinking "websight" is actually a thing.

Yes. Pretty addicting game. Like Stardew Valley, but as a graveyard keeper instead of a farmer.

Lol@ all the edgelords voting anything besides the second option.

lilORANG posted...

Megadeth is the most edgelord cringe band name ever tbh

True. Still great music though. Makes the name that much more cringe.

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How is this even possible? Anyways, you're still ignoring the more salient point which is that Pokemon is a game intended for CHILDREN roughly between the ages of 8-12. The GameFAQs message boards are for ages 13+.

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Okay...please tell me (Butters) what the difference is between a website and a "websight"?

Is this a stealth way to ask what CE's opinion of LGBTQ people is?

DarthWendy posted...

Pantera

is bad

What's so bad about hell, guys?

remandramdoll posted...

Butters would never say he's Butters. In fact, his most famous moment in history was denying he was Butters.

Putting my name in parentheses is a big part of my gimmick. But yes, pretending to be DGH denying that he's me (Butters) was classic. It had people really believing that I (Butters) was the same person as DGH, but forgot to switch accounts. Hilarious.

What's with all the plebs voting Metallica?

Who is the better pioneering thrash metal band? Megadeth obviously.

Scin admits he's desperate for attention lmfao!

Who is she, TC?

JuanCarlos1 posted...

But then how will kids in florida learn about nazis and the Holocaust?

Great post!

Do comic book movies always have to take place in modern times anyway? Having comic book movies be period pieces is an underrated idea.