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C_da_Neptune
04/23/23 12:17:17 PM
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How come the people of Liberty City/Vice City/San Andreas/Whatever City never lock their car doors? And why do they always leave their keys in the ignition whenever they park their cars?

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Vicious_Dios
04/23/23 12:18:00 PM
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So the game can happen.

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nucIearratchet
04/23/23 12:18:18 PM
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Don't the newer one have them break the window and wire it?
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hockeybub89
04/23/23 12:18:49 PM
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But you break windows and hotwire a lot of parked cars....

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Southernfatman
04/23/23 12:18:56 PM
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Most people in the GTA universe aren't very intelligent. I always assumed the characters are hot wiring the cars anyway.

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ForsakenHermit
04/23/23 12:19:28 PM
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The cops sometimes lock their doors.

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Jagr_68
04/23/23 12:20:13 PM
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If they included a hotwiring mechanic minigame everytime you stole a car, everyone would absolutely hate it.

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Vicious_Dios
04/23/23 12:25:35 PM
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Considering that those games operate on a 24-hour day condensed into 24 minutes, it's possible for an experienced person to hot wire a car in a minute. 1 second passing by would be the equivalent of that.


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itachi15243
04/23/23 12:30:09 PM
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Aren't there a lot of locked cars in 5? Also, you have what, three people regularly committing gran theft auto in a city that has (assuming the population is the same as where it's based of of in real life) over 3 million people? The odds of getting your car stolen are not high

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Dakimakura
04/23/23 1:18:47 PM
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Why do the police / the hospital release you back on to the streets after you have murdered thousands of people?

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C_da_Neptune
04/23/23 10:58:39 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
If they included a hotwiring mechanic minigame everytime you stole a car, everyone would absolutely hate it.
Well, it doesn't have to have a minigame. What if there was just a mechanic where you had to collect hotwires throughout the game, and your ability to steal cars was limited by how many hotwires you have?

Dakimakura posted...
Why do the police / the hospital release you back on to the streets after you have murdered thousands of people?
Another good point.

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Killmonger
04/23/23 11:00:24 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
If they included a hotwiring mechanic minigame everytime you stole a car, everyone would absolutely hate it.
Wasnt this a thing in CTW?

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Tyranthraxus
04/23/23 11:03:18 PM
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C_da_Neptune posted...
Well, it doesn't have to have a minigame. What if there was just a mechanic where you had to collect hotwires throughout the game, and your ability to steal cars was limited by how many hotwires you have?

Why can't I just go to a store and buy a box of 10000 paper clips?

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AirFresh
04/23/23 11:05:56 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
If they included a hotwiring mechanic minigame everytime you stole a car, everyone would absolutely hate it.
They kinda did in 4 and 5. You just tap triangle tho

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C_da_Neptune
04/24/23 1:43:39 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Why can't I just go to a store and buy a box of 10000 paper clips?
Because you need the money?

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C_da_Neptune
04/24/23 1:44:43 PM
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Also, why don't car alarms ever alert anyone to someone breaking a car window?

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Tyranthraxus
04/24/23 1:45:30 PM
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C_da_Neptune posted...
Also, why don't car alarms ever alert anyone to someone breaking a car window?

Smashing into a car with people around usually gets you 1 star.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
04/24/23 1:49:36 PM
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Don't most cars these days start up just by pressing a button. No keys needed now.

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C_da_Neptune
04/24/23 1:53:25 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Smashing into a car with people around usually gets you 1 star.
But what about when there aren't people around? I'll admit it's been a while since I (Butters) played a GTA game, are car alarms even a thing in the GTA universe? You'd think that at least occasionally the owner of the vehicle would be alerted to his car being stolen when an alarm goes off. Also, if your character is smashing windows so much wouldn't the shards of glass occasionally cause him to bleed?

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CADE_FOSTER
04/24/23 1:54:49 PM
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in gta v yes you get a one star wanted level and peds call the cops on you
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Tyranthraxus
04/24/23 1:56:44 PM
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C_da_Neptune posted...
But what about when there aren't people around? I'll admit it's been a while since I (Butters) played a GTA game, are car alarms even a thing in the GTA universe? You'd think that at least occasionally the owner of the vehicle would be alerted to his car being stolen when an alarm goes off. Also, if your character is smashing windows so much wouldn't the shards of glass occasionally cause him to bleed?

Yes car alarms go off but usually nobody investigates or cares. Just like real life. Also at least in GTA4 onward, car window smashing has varying animations. They don't always use their fist. IRL if you were breaking into cars that way you'd use some kind of tungsten tip pick. Can be small enough to fit on a ring.

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