Current Events > $250,000, but God, Jesus, Heaven, and Hell are proven to be real.

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 12:39:48 AM
#1:


If you take the deal, you get the money tax free, but God, Jesus, Heaven, and Hell are 100% real. You are guaranteed to go to either Heaven or Hell when you die.

If you don't take the deal, then nothing changes. There may or may not be a God, Jesus, Heaven, or Hell. You don't know for sure.

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd
... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton
04/16/23 12:40:29 AM
#2:


Nothing changes, so deal.

---
Wretched on the inside, wretched on the outside.
https://imgur.com/o21DN7r
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
04/16/23 12:40:51 AM
#3:


This seems like it would be a sin

---
Why should we wait for some better time?
There may not even be a tomorrow.
... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton
04/16/23 12:41:40 AM
#4:


Damn_Underscore posted...
This seems like it would be a sin
I thought the same thing, but it's not like this is a real choice, anyway.

---
Wretched on the inside, wretched on the outside.
https://imgur.com/o21DN7r
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 12:42:06 AM
#5:


Damn_Underscore posted...
This seems like it would be a sin


You could always donate the money or tithe on the money.

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd
... Copied to Clipboard!
God_of_6strings
04/16/23 12:43:35 AM
#6:


Sure, if Christianity were real, I'd convert to it for a quarter mil. Then I get all the privileges and benefits that come with being a Christian in America as well. Even though there are parts of the Bible I dislike.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant
04/16/23 12:44:16 AM
#7:


No deal

---
whats cat up to
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 12:56:14 AM
#8:


Scintillant posted...
No deal


Why come?

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
04/16/23 12:56:36 AM
#9:


i would never do that to humanity

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
You know me, I'm a big fan of subtlety. But that's downright cryptic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal
04/16/23 12:58:15 AM
#10:


GrandConjuraton posted...
Nothing changes, so deal.


---
Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV)
... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator-
04/16/23 12:59:12 AM
#11:


What's the downside?

---
Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021
Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 12:59:37 AM
#12:


-Unowninator- posted...
What's the downside?


None for us Christians. ^_^

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd
... Copied to Clipboard!
Octans
04/16/23 1:01:03 AM
#13:


Sure. Because as it turns out, he would be incredibly unhappy with a certain group of people claiming to be his main followers. hopefully enough to smite them

---
Click here
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
04/16/23 1:02:54 AM
#14:


So in theory, if none of it exists now, would taking the money create it all and make it exist?

---
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 1:04:23 AM
#15:


MabusIncarnate posted...
So in theory, if none of it exists now, would taking the money create it all and make it exist?

They could already exist. You just dont know for sure. I happen to believe they already exist. Taking the deal just means we have absolute proof they exist.

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd
... Copied to Clipboard!
remandramdoll
04/16/23 1:05:44 AM
#16:


If there's proof YHVH is real then it means I'll have a chance to defeat him and punish him for millenia of crimes against mankind

---
BloodMoon7 posted...
Made the right choice fam, Hilda's tiddies are canon.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 3:14:59 AM
#17:


Medussa posted...
i would never do that to humanity


Only those who deserve it will go to hell tho.

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
04/16/23 3:20:58 AM
#18:


i wasn't talking about hell

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
You know me, I'm a big fan of subtlety. But that's downright cryptic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 3:22:20 AM
#19:


Why would you deny good people the happiness of Heaven?

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
04/16/23 3:24:04 AM
#20:


immortality in any form is nightmarish. biblical heaven especially so. i'd be bored in 15 minutes.

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
You know me, I'm a big fan of subtlety. But that's downright cryptic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
remandramdoll
04/16/23 3:33:01 AM
#21:


KillaHarkan posted...
Only those who deserve it will go to hell tho.
Because some tyrant says they're the sole one able to decide what is right and wrong? No.

KillaHarkan posted...
Why would you deny good people the happiness of Heaven?
At the expense of countless others suffering? No. We are born from the earth, live, then return to the earth never to be thought of again after enough time has passed. This is fair, this is just, there is no discrimination or favoritism in the face of death. But a tyrant such as YHVH has many favorites.

---
BloodMoon7 posted...
Made the right choice fam, Hilda's tiddies are canon.
... Copied to Clipboard!
C_da_Neptune
04/16/23 3:58:33 AM
#22:


I'll take the money and the afterlife, thanks. I (Butters) am going to hell btw.

---
Butters
I am a genius, you are not
... Copied to Clipboard!
remandramdoll
04/16/23 4:06:53 AM
#23:


C_da_Neptune posted...
I'll take the money and the afterlife, thanks. I (Butters) am going to hell btw.
Butters would never say he's Butters. In fact, his most famous moment in history was denying he was Butters.

---
BloodMoon7 posted...
Made the right choice fam, Hilda's tiddies are canon.
... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243
04/16/23 4:32:18 AM
#24:


So free money

Easy deal

---
I do drawings and stuff
https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 1:15:06 PM
#25:


https://youtu.be/buPTB-FkLX4

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios
04/16/23 1:28:28 PM
#26:


Being a Christian myself is already a win-win.

You've got to have faith.

---
S / K / Y / N / E
... Copied to Clipboard!
#27
Post #27 was unavailable or deleted.
Pikachuchupika
04/16/23 1:31:07 PM
#28:


No because that means a lot of people will go to hell, even if they didn't deserve it. Especially LGBT people according to religious people.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/16/23 1:31:09 PM
#29:


Vicious_Dios posted...
Being a Christian myself is already a win-win.

You've got to have faith.


https://i.imgur.com/th57NXy.jpg

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA
... Copied to Clipboard!
#30
Post #30 was unavailable or deleted.
Scintillant
04/16/23 6:08:48 PM
#31:


KillaHarkan posted...
Why come?
because the christian god is either weak or evil so who would want that

---
whats cat up to
... Copied to Clipboard!
manhookcardoor
04/16/23 6:10:42 PM
#32:


No. It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than a rich person to go to heaven. Ergo I would definitely go to hell.

---
man hook hand hook car
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/17/23 2:32:07 AM
#33:


manhookcardoor posted...
No. It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than a rich person to go to heaven. Ergo I would definitely go to hell.


KillaHarkan posted...


You could always donate the money or tithe on the money.

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA
... Copied to Clipboard!
C_da_Neptune
04/17/23 2:33:26 AM
#34:


remandramdoll posted...
Butters would never say he's Butters. In fact, his most famous moment in history was denying he was Butters.
Putting my name in parentheses is a big part of my gimmick. But yes, pretending to be DGH denying that he's me (Butters) was classic. It had people really believing that I (Butters) was the same person as DGH, but forgot to switch accounts. Hilarious.

---
I (Butters) am a genius, you are not.
... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002
04/17/23 2:45:46 AM
#35:


No deal. I don't think anyone deserves hell, and I'd rather not end up there.

---
When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1
04/17/23 2:48:38 AM
#36:


Ill take the money. At least this will make Christians not look like idiots anymore.

---
XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez
The Topic Killer \_0_/
... Copied to Clipboard!
C_da_Neptune
04/17/23 2:51:53 AM
#37:


What's so bad about hell, guys?

---
I (Butters) am a genius, you are not.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills
04/17/23 2:54:21 AM
#38:


Sure.
At least there's something after death.

But there should be a strict but easy to understand rules about who goes to hell or heaven. No twisting the rules to fit your convenience.


---
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you.
http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html
... Copied to Clipboard!
#39
Post #39 was unavailable or deleted.
Tora_Sami
04/17/23 3:10:25 AM
#40:


Pikachuchupika posted...
No because that means a lot of people will go to hell, even if they didn't deserve it. Especially LGBT people according to religious people.

As a Christian, as long as they put GOD first and love others as Jesus has loved us, they will be fine.

---
Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillaHarkan
04/17/23 3:11:48 AM
#41:


Tora_Sami posted...


As a Christian, as long as they put GOD first and love others as Jesus has loved us, they will be fine.


And repent and recognize Jesus as the savior/God. That's literally it. Some people are too stubborn for even that tho.

---
https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA
... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002
04/17/23 3:41:29 AM
#42:


Curious how the christians here view hell? Eternal torture? Eternal separation from god? Something else?

---
When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen
04/17/23 4:17:48 AM
#43:


Proving the existence of God/Jesus/heaven would spark religious wars across the world and would ultimately culminate in us nuking the world out of existence.

So no.

---
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie
04/17/23 4:20:42 AM
#44:


money

---
We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz
04/17/23 4:57:18 AM
#45:


Tora_Sami posted...
put GOD first
what is that even supposed to mean
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
04/17/23 5:07:34 AM
#46:


Kloe_Rinz posted...
what is that even supposed to mean
Control

---
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob
04/17/23 6:31:41 AM
#47:


KillaHarkan posted...
None for us Christians. ^_^

I think plenty of people who call themselves Christians would be hell bound if it really existed.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy
04/17/23 6:32:25 AM
#48:


GrandConjuraton posted...
Nothing changes, so deal.


---
Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme
https://i.imgur.com/CEMKFWl.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tora_Sami
04/17/23 6:41:17 AM
#49:


PMarth2002 posted...
Curious how the christians here view hell? Eternal torture? Eternal separation from god? Something else?

I feel this time article sums it up pretty well.

https://time.com/5822598/jesus-really-said-heaven-hell/

Basically when Jesus was talking about hell, he was talking about a literal place called Gehenna. Then also says that once your put into the eternal fire you burn away to nothing. Basically your soul is deleted from existence. So you go to the eternal darkness which is nothing. Which is what some people believe happened anyways. Hell is also where the fallen angels and Lucifer went, they will burn eternally. Our souls simply burn up and cease to exist.

---
Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core
... Copied to Clipboard!
#50
Post #50 was unavailable or deleted.
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2