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TopicIt's more expensive to make your own food than buy fast food now
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 5:10:08 PM
#78
Cooking's really not that hard.

But I had the benefit of learning because I helped my grandma cook back in the day, because she couldn't walks so good on account of the diabetes.

TopicMy gf told me I smoke too much reefer
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 5:02:49 PM
#14
bigblu89 posted...
1) Did she actually say reefer

and if so,

2) Are you doing a 75 year old woman?

I don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay!
TopicMy gf told me I smoke too much reefer
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 4:46:41 PM
#3
I prefer edible gummies. much bigger kick.
TopicThe Last of Us on HBO - no spores
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 4:20:58 PM
#18
s0nicfan posted...
gas masks = celebrity faces being obscured, and you can't have that

I hated that in Spiderman 3. You barely got to see Venom's face because they kept pulling it back to reveal Topher Grace's face.
TopicFormer Oneyplays cast member talks about suicide attempt
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 4:14:35 PM
#29
wanderingshade posted...
I don't get a sense that Arin is captain of his ship, he just lets shit happen in his office and lets that annoying Brent guy tell him what's happening business wise.



So a Doug Walker/Channel Awesome situation, then?

Topicwoman parried a chair in 60 FPS
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 4:11:40 PM
#88
Has anybody posted the Malignant scene yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dREy4kev4lU&ab_channel=SportsVid
TopicIs the book Nightbreed like the movie?
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 3:01:21 PM
#9
I'm a fan of the movie. Used to rent it all the time back in the day.

Not a perfect movie, but I dig it.

I have the book, and also some collections of the comics, but I have yet to read them.
TopicDo you smell?
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 2:53:46 PM
#4
I had hygiene problems in high school, but I'm better now.
TopicAnnoying things your dad does
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 2:38:29 PM
#19
I don't know my dad.

I dread the idea of ever having to meet him.
TopicMAGFest pokes fun at Kotaku
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 2:34:03 PM
#16
I read on Kotaku it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.
TopicMy friend keeps trying to shame me for being unemployed
Hornswoggled
01/06/23 2:20:40 PM
#10
I don't work either. The government gives me disability money because I'm autistic.

I used to feel badly about this, but not anymore. Fuck it. I didn't ask to be born this way.

TopicThe Joker gets knocked up. Yes you read that right. Spoilers I guess
Hornswoggled
01/05/23 7:19:01 PM
#13
Maybe Nerdrotic had a point after all?...
TopicWhat's cookin'?
Hornswoggled
01/05/23 7:13:53 PM
#6
I made this pork steak, with green beans and potatoes, and had a slice of Jack Daniel's whiskey cake with it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/8/AAeXcuAAED_C.jpg
TopicThe android in M3gan is actually played by a real girl
Hornswoggled
01/05/23 2:02:50 PM
#44
Seaman_Prime posted...
My biggest gripe is that M3gan runs on all fours when chasing people, that shit is goofy as fuck, she should be running like the t 1000

The movie is supposed to somewhat comedic, apparently.
TopicThe android in M3gan is actually played by a real girl
Hornswoggled
01/02/23 7:57:13 PM
#21
Did you know Chucky wasn't actually a possessed doll? He was actually brought to life by animatronics, puppets, and stunt people of small stature.
TopicFallout 4 was such a letdown smh
Hornswoggled
01/02/23 6:02:45 PM
#55
But it saved Wingsofredemption.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-SzoS3iPU&ab_channel=Heetler
TopicIt's weird how State Farm ruined their own joke
Hornswoggled
01/01/23 8:37:40 PM
#8
Remember when they remade that commercial with the Coneheads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoHEcki0m3g&ab_channel=HerbieHopps
TopicFinally watching DR Strange 2. Holy shit. Spoilers
Hornswoggled
01/01/23 2:41:51 PM
#57
They aren't treating Agents of Shield as canon.

The Darkhold itself looks completely different than it appeared in AOS.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AAeXcuAAEDKR.jpg
TopicI'm so nostalgic for 2022.
Hornswoggled
01/01/23 2:21:13 PM
#1
I want it back, bros....

TopicAndrew Tate is even more popular now....
Hornswoggled
12/30/22 6:32:04 PM
#3
Hornswoggled posted...
Tate is just a dime-store ripoff of Davis Aurini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P-MZIid9Ek&t=180s&ab_channel=DavisAurini%2CTheSigmaSupreme

I don't know what Aurini is doing now, but his old partner on the Sarkeesian Effect, Jordan Owen, has seen better days.

A couple weeks ago he put out this video that turned into a massive pity party.

https://youtu.be/gJdo9o1QmVs
TopicHow warm is it in your neck of the woods?
Hornswoggled
12/30/22 6:25:32 PM
#6
52F right now. Any trace of all the snow that came down a few days ago is completely gone.
TopicAndrew Tate is even more popular now....
Hornswoggled
12/30/22 6:15:57 PM
#2
Tate is just a dime-store ripoff of Davis Aurini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P-MZIid9Ek&t=180s&ab_channel=DavisAurini%2CTheSigmaSupreme
TopicI hate the endgame of Zelda 2 >_>
Hornswoggled
12/30/22 4:24:57 PM
#17
I love Zelda 2.

I just finished a pretty good hack/remix called Amida's Curse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XWUMfrlj3U&ab_channel=HackGamesLongplayChannel
Topicbecome a billionaire and you can snag a woman that looks like this
Hornswoggled
12/26/22 11:31:25 AM
#34
If I was a billionaire, I wouldn't be messing with women. I'd become a recluse.

I already am a recluse, but I'd do it up to the nines.
TopicDid anyone else get a bunch of games for xmas?
Hornswoggled
12/26/22 3:33:34 AM
#11
I got a 20$ card for the Switch, even though I don't have a Switch anymore.

:/
TopicIt's legit amazing that they released Pokemon Scarlet/Violet in this state
Hornswoggled
12/25/22 8:25:02 PM
#28
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/283

I'd rather play this than Scarlet/Violet.
Topic11 57 pm and fireworks are being set off.
Hornswoggled
12/25/22 9:53:41 AM
#10
BuzzKilljoy posted...
Detroit?

It's cold and snowing here. Ain't nobody standing outside, shooting guns.
TopicBought the TMNT Cowabunga Collection.
Hornswoggled
12/24/22 1:12:34 PM
#9
The input delay on PS4 makes the first NES game damn near impossible for me to play. Makes a lot of my skill at the game go out the window. That game requires precise controls.
TopicWas it supposed to be ironic that jesus, a carpenter
Hornswoggled
12/24/22 10:02:09 AM
#11
What do you wanna bet I can throw this thread over them mountains?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/4/AAeXcuAAEBdG.jpg
TopicAny Michiganders here? How's the snow in your area?
Hornswoggled
12/22/22 10:01:51 PM
#2
I'm in Taylor. No snow yet. It rained earlier, but I think it's stopped now.
TopicKotaku worried one of Steams most played games is a cop simulator
Hornswoggled
12/22/22 1:26:11 PM
#39
Remember when the usual suspects in the media got mad that Spiderman worked with the police in his game?

But being a vigilante and beating people up WITHOUT working with the cops? That's okay.
TopicIt's nearly impossible to not get modded
Hornswoggled
12/21/22 11:41:20 PM
#122
If you use these boards, you WILL get modded. Mathematically, it HAS to happen. Time is an illusion.
TopicDrinking Topic 157: sdflkasjdfsakdjf
Hornswoggled
12/21/22 11:20:07 PM
#215
Hornswoggled posted...
Got a bottle of Jameson IPA Edition today. I get this more than regular Jameson. I like the citrus notes.

Enjoying some right now.


Polishing off that bottle right now. A relative has been injecting negative shit into my life recently, so I'm enjoying my drink very much.

TopicElon Musk announces he's stepping down from Twitter
Hornswoggled
12/20/22 9:31:12 PM
#13
He never would have done this poll unless he wanted to step down anyway.
TopicLow Tier God has been banned from Youtube
Hornswoggled
12/20/22 7:07:36 PM
#6
This dude's doing strings!!!
TopicBlack Adam is CANCELLED
Hornswoggled
12/20/22 6:01:22 PM
#34
Prismsblade posted...
Zack synder completely screwed up the foundation and there was no recovering no matter how hard they tried.

Rebooting it completely is for the best.

I don't understand why they are having such a difficult time getting away from Snyder.

Snyder didn't even have anything to do with Black Adam, but there are points in the movie where they went out of their way to make it seem like a Zach Snyder movie.
TopicI miss Viva La Bam
Hornswoggled
12/20/22 4:48:06 PM
#14
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
His parents were cool with everything because MTV paid to fix the house each time and they were also getting paid to be on the show.

Yeah, but it's still a fucked up family dynamic. Bam was in charge, because he made the most money.
TopicI miss Viva La Bam
Hornswoggled
12/20/22 4:36:47 PM
#7
It was fun back then, but as an adult you notice how Bam turned even his own parents into his little lapdogs, and it's pathetic to see.

It's no wonder Bam ended up the absolute wreck he is.
TopicIs Willow just a LotR ripoff?
Hornswoggled
12/18/22 2:25:26 AM
#17
The Sword and the Sorceress. (1984)

This one is Yojimbo/A Fistful of Dollars in a fantasy setting. Also boobs.

And I just noticed that all these freaking movies have basically the same tagline on the posters. "An age of fantasy blah blah blah"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/3/AAeXcuAAEAJf.jpg
TopicIs Willow just a LotR ripoff?
Hornswoggled
12/18/22 2:18:24 AM
#14
WarfireX posted...
Holy crap dude you are giving me Blockbuster video flash backs.

These posters are badass. You got anymore?

Sorceress. (1982)

Movie sucks but there's boobs. A lot of these movies compensated for having no budget with boobs.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/1/AAeXcuAAEAJd.jpg
TopicIs Willow just a LotR ripoff?
Hornswoggled
12/18/22 2:13:16 AM
#12
WarfireX posted...
Damn, that poster is hot af

The actual movie doesn't look anywhere near that cool.

That's pretty much a common staple of low budget 80's fantasy movies. Having a poster that's more awesome than the movie itself.

Deathstalker for example. Posters pretty cool, right? But then you actually see the movie, and it's a whole bunch of crap.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/8/AAeXcuAAEAJa.jpg
TopicIs Willow just a LotR ripoff?
Hornswoggled
12/17/22 11:46:29 PM
#7
I wouldn't say it's a direct rip-off of Tolkien, but it surely takes some inspiration from it.

It's kinda just a bunch of pretty generic fantasy tropes, but done fairly well for it's time.

It holds up better than loads of other 80's sword and sorcery movies, like Conquest, for example.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/2/AAeXcuAAEAIi.jpg

TopicDrinking Topic 157: sdflkasjdfsakdjf
Hornswoggled
12/17/22 11:35:55 PM
#119
BlazinBlue88 posted...
I had all four of those glasses back in the day. That riddler one was the first one to break on me. The handle was kinda flimsy.

I had the Riddler one back in the day. Don't remember what happened to it, but I bought another one on Ebay a few years back for old time's sake. It's honestly smaller than I remember.
TopicWhich websites that you visited at the turn of the millennium are still around?
Hornswoggled
12/17/22 11:21:40 PM
#17
Newgrounds. Still use those boards regularly. Even pay a few bucks for supporter status.
TopicDrinking Topic 157: sdflkasjdfsakdjf
Hornswoggled
12/17/22 11:13:47 PM
#115
CanuckCowboy posted...
I wanna try that.

It's good whiskey.

I'm drinking it out of my McDonalds' Batman Forever mug. Now that's class.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAeXcuAAEAIa.jpg
TopicMan dies of heart attack during Avatar 2 showing
Hornswoggled
12/17/22 11:07:29 PM
#9
His heart committed suicide because it couldn't visit Pandora in real life.
TopicDrinking Topic 157: sdflkasjdfsakdjf
Hornswoggled
12/17/22 11:05:59 PM
#112
Got a bottle of Jameson IPA Edition today. I get this more than regular Jameson. I like the citrus notes.

Enjoying some right now.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AAeXcuAAEAIP.jpg
TopicAnyone else single and okay with it?
Hornswoggled
12/17/22 4:16:08 AM
#19
BloodMoon7 posted...
Anyone who says they're ok with being single isn't ok with being single.

I don't think that's true. I really am fine with it.

But I concede that I am a very abnormal person. Sometimes I feel downright inhuman with how much I value my privacy and isolation.
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