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TopicI love restaurants. But also, i hate them. Like jesus fucking christ
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 10:41:24 PM
#2
I really like eating at Ram's Horn because it's always freaking quiet.

The waitress even knows what I want when I come in, which is nice.
TopicSaturday! What will you do tonight? Plans?
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 10:21:52 PM
#6
Just starting in on my second tallboy of Heineken.
TopicC/D: You have gone to vacations you didn't want to go to
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 10:18:09 PM
#15
The family went to Cedar Point a few times when I was a kid, and I always hated it and wanted to leave.
TopicI wish I smoked, drank, partied and had sex when I was a teenager.
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:53:28 PM
#29
Hornswoggled posted...
I didn't start drinking and taking edibles until a few years ago, while in my early 30's.

I just do it to amuse myself. No greater purpose.


And I'll say that edibles have done so much more to make me happy than any of the fucking SSRI's they shoved down my throat when I was a kid.

All they do is turn you into a fat zombie. I had to fake taking them because I hated how they made me feel so bad.
TopicEvil Dead The Game is free on Playstation.
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:46:19 PM
#6
Hornswoggled posted...
I played a little bit of it, and it's fun, but I'm still a big noob.

I'm looking forward to that Texas Chainsaw Massacre game, because I'm a fanatic for that movie. The Killer Klowns one looks fun too.

As jank as it was in a lot of ways, I had the time of my life playing the Friday the 13th game back when it came out. It was extremely fun.

TopicEvil Dead The Game is free on Playstation.
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:39:27 PM
#4
I played a little bit of it, and it's fun, but I'm still a big noob.

I'm looking forward to that Texas Chainsaw Massacre game, because I'm a fanatic for that movie. The Killer Klowns one looks fun too.
TopicSo what's the reason the government and news are focusing on these balloons?
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:36:37 PM
#2
Viral marketing for IT Chapter 3.
TopicI wish I smoked, drank, partied and had sex when I was a teenager.
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:28:49 PM
#24
bsp77 posted...
I am also the former but not the latter

I've never tried to get an official SPD diagnosis because I don't wanna do anything to mess up the money train that is the disability check I get for being autistic.
TopicI wish I smoked, drank, partied and had sex when I was a teenager.
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:18:13 PM
#21
bsp77 posted...
?

I'm diagnosed autistic, and also meet the criteria for schizoid personality disorder.
TopicI wish I smoked, drank, partied and had sex when I was a teenager.
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:10:28 PM
#16
Scotty_Rogers posted...
Not even sex lol?

Me personally, I have no interest in pursuing sex, then or now.

I've never had a lot of interest in socializing or intimacy in general, or chasing social validation.

I consider it a benefit of my condition. It makes life very chill.

TopicI wish I smoked, drank, partied and had sex when I was a teenager.
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 8:52:36 PM
#9
I didn't start drinking and taking edibles until a few years ago, while in my early 30's.

I just do it to amuse myself. No greater purpose.
TopicLet's make a drinking music playlist
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 3:24:23 PM
#13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbtEkZIvMAg&ab_channel=TheDoors-Topic

Alabama Song (Whisky Bar)- The Doors.
TopicLet's make a drinking music playlist
Hornswoggled
02/11/23 3:21:09 PM
#11
Lost_All_Senses posted...
If I drink alone I listen to depressing stuff. Not personal to me tho.

Here's a more depressing song about alcoholism.

Desperados Under the Eaves- Warren Zevon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0J3ossUzhU&ab_channel=normweekendupdate
TopicI'll be watching you sleep tonight.
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 10:14:55 PM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrfAWHHVz50&ab_channel=AdultSwim

Hope your chair is ready.
TopicI'm super fucking drunk right now.
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 10:11:20 PM
#16
VampireCoyote posted...
I ordered fuzzy coloring posters off the internet

I remember getting really drunk one night and buying a Pazuzu statue on Amazon.
TopicI'm super fucking drunk right now.
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 10:04:56 PM
#13
Well, I'm super high right now.
TopicRemember that CEman who had a hot cousin
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 6:05:11 PM
#6
I also mentioned having an inappropriate relationship with a cousin once.

Was I modded for it? Yep.
TopicWhat's cookin'?
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 5:22:37 PM
#145
Had my usual at Ram's Horn. A tuna melt, with french fries, a side salad with ranch, and black coffee.
TopicFast X trailer is out feat. Jason Mamoa and BRIE LARSON
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 4:53:44 PM
#25
There's 10 of these freaking movies now? I still haven't seen one of them.
TopicSaw telenovela where woman beat up BF because he didnt fuck her in front her kid
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 4:52:08 PM
#9
My grandpa taught himself Spanish by watching those Spanish channels all day. He wanted to know what the people at the gas station were saying.

Bit of an odd duck, my grandpa was.
TopicThose nose rings that make them look like cows on a farm... why?
Hornswoggled
02/10/23 4:47:49 PM
#14
Don't know about those big nose rings, but I had an eyebrow ring for a while in high school. Girls seemed to really dig it.
TopicMy store sells Mike Tyson Bites
Hornswoggled
02/09/23 10:23:27 PM
#6
Was just watching some Mike Tyson Mysteries tonight.
TopicAw hell, here comes Deebo.
Hornswoggled
02/09/23 9:29:29 PM
#1
Everybody hide your shit.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AAeXcuAAEKyF.jpg
TopicIndiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny cost 300 mill - 8th most expensive movie
Hornswoggled
02/09/23 8:25:20 PM
#23
The only thing I've seen that excites me about this movie is that John Rhys-Davies is back.
TopicWhat do you think life will be like in the year 2069?
Hornswoggled
02/09/23 7:59:33 PM
#4
If man is still alive?
TopicWho is the main character of CE? Is it you?
Hornswoggled
02/09/23 7:35:49 PM
#5
I'm a semi-recurring side character, if anything.

Greased Up Deaf Guy-tier.
TopicScenario: You accidentally knock over the Pepsi Display at the store.
Hornswoggled
02/09/23 3:40:31 PM
#4
Immediately walk away like nothing happened.
TopicI honestly just dont understand women sometimes...
Hornswoggled
02/09/23 5:37:02 AM
#61
Revelation34 posted...
Hornswoggled posted...
I ghosted some chick who was talking to me on Reddit for a couple weeks. Just deleted my account and disappeared.

Why? IDK, I was just done and pulled the plug.

I checked up on her a few days later and saw she deleted her account as well. Could have been on account of me.

I'm an inconsiderate ass, what can I say?

So you hornswoggled her.


It was alright when it was just sexting, but one night she just wanted to talk. We talked about video games, and it was the most boring shit ever to me. That was the beginning of the end.

I was never super invested in it anyway. I was not looking for it, and the whole thing just kinda happened to me. I just made some random comment in some fetish subreddit, and she messaged me. I basically tried to scare her off by saying very forward things, but she kept it up, and I eventually relented. I never even asked for the nudes, she just sent them.

I guess the lesson is to just not fuck with emotionally unavailable, socially avoidant schizoid men.
TopicI honestly just dont understand women sometimes...
Hornswoggled
02/08/23 1:43:56 AM
#40
I ghosted some chick who was talking to me on Reddit for a couple weeks. Just deleted my account and disappeared.

Why? IDK, I was just done and pulled the plug.

I checked up on her a few days later and saw she deleted her account as well. Could have been on account of me.

I'm an inconsiderate ass, what can I say?
TopicI drank a whole bottle of wine myself today
Hornswoggled
02/08/23 1:29:27 AM
#15
I drank a whole bottle of Jack Daniels once.

Guess what happened.
TopicI drank a whole bottle of wine myself today
Hornswoggled
02/08/23 1:27:36 AM
#14
Used to down bottles of wine all the time a few years ago.

Get really drunk and play Friday the 13th on PS4.
TopicWhat is your bed position in your room?
Hornswoggled
02/07/23 4:15:26 PM
#13
True neutral but on the other side.

My room is being remodeled right now, so perhaps I should change it up.
TopicPeople on the right are upset with Sam Smith at the Grammys .
Hornswoggled
02/07/23 1:41:32 PM
#26
How about just not watching this boring shit, like I did?
TopicIs anyone on CE openly a virgin
Hornswoggled
02/07/23 3:44:53 AM
#16
Hornswoggled posted...
Me as well. At least in that I've never had intercoure. In my case, it's by choice. At least I think it is.

I've done things with a girl before, but other than that situation, I have no interest in pursuing sex or relationships. I've been blatantly told that I was hot by some random girl before, and still I ignored it. I don't like to be touched and I hate being around people.

And because of this the incels don't even like me, because I'm a "fakecel".

Too weird for the normies, too normie for the incels.

TopicHating popular things DOES make you cool and interesting.
Hornswoggled
02/07/23 3:19:33 AM
#1
And I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.
TopicSomeone ate my chicken wings.
Hornswoggled
02/07/23 3:07:51 AM
#5
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
TopicIs anyone on CE openly a virgin
Hornswoggled
02/07/23 2:59:33 AM
#11
Pitlord_Special posted...
36 year old wizard reporting in

Me as well. At least in that I've never had intercoure. In my case, it's by choice. At least I think it is.

I've done things with a girl before, but other than that situation, I have no interest in pursuing sex or relationships. I've been blatantly told that I was hot by some random girl before, and still I ignored it. I don't like to be touched and I hate being around people.
TopicFirst TV show that comes to mind when you hear Adult Swim
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 9:47:48 PM
#60
Are people ready to admit yet that Tim and Eric is funny?
Topicmy cat keeps jumping in my fridge every time someone opens the door
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 9:20:43 PM
#3
Yeah, cats is dumb.
TopicSick of this fucking kid shit bro. Just not in the fucking mood anymore forreal.
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 8:57:04 PM
#49
Like hawnestly dude.
TopicAt 34 years old I've started having panick attacks. Tips on how to deal with em?
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 8:50:56 PM
#11
Hornswoggled posted...
I take edibles a lot, and sometimes I get paranoid and jittery, but it doesn't bother me. It's all part of the fun.

I like to take an edible, wait a while, put on my noise cancelling headphones, and dance my ass off to music.

We just got these really smooth new wooden floors put in, and it's super ideal for that.
TopicAt 34 years old I've started having panick attacks. Tips on how to deal with em?
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 8:37:37 PM
#7
I take edibles a lot, and sometimes I get paranoid and jittery, but it doesn't bother me. It's all part of the fun.
TopicDo most of you pay a barber or stylist to cut your hair?
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 8:35:03 PM
#5
I cut my own hair.

Doesn't always look the greatest, but it saves me the social interaction.
TopicMy fatass gonna eat 3 different ramen together for dinner
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 8:20:49 PM
#9
I have that same K Army stew.
TopicWhen doing group therapy do you respect the privacy of other patients?
Hornswoggled
02/06/23 8:19:52 PM
#3
The only way I would partake in group therapy is under penalty of law.
TopicRemember the 90s Spider-man cartoon
Hornswoggled
02/04/23 9:19:58 PM
#2
I remember Morbius craved plasma.
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