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That's how I felt when I said I didn't know who Megan Thee Stallion was when she was on She-Hulk.

Mods are just plain better than everybody else. That's why they're mods.

There was a villain very early on in Gotham called the Balloon Man, who killed people with balloons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk23qidHYRg&t=2s&ab_channel=AllPowersExplained

Funniest shit I ever saw.

Arcanine2009 posted...

I have a.. cousin who also has some disability that I don't know of. He doesn't sound or really behave like he has any disability, but he wasn't good in school or work for whatever reason I guess and just lived at home to take care of his parents. His dad passed 2 years ago and his mom got a stroke after his dad passed, which has made her lose most of her right. I don't know what he's gonna do for rest of his life when his mom is gone. He can live with his brothers..
He spent his whole life taking care of his parents and not really ever doing what he wanted to do.

My problem isn't that I couldn't do what I wanted, It's that there's nothing I want to do.

I don't fight and wrestle with these impulses anymore. By now I realize that this isn't a phase I'm going through, that I'll one day snap out of. It's just who I am. I know that I'm not gonna be filled with regrets one day for not doing more with my life, so why not indulge my instinct to seclude myself?

bsp77 posted...

I wasn't judging. I was only asking because these situations happen and then the rug is pulled out.

The question is whether you are happy. I am just too social to be alone, but I also have crippling anxiety where I CAN'T be alone. So it isn't always rosy no matter what one's life is like.

In a way, I do think I got kinda lucky with my particular brand of fucked-upness. Being hollow inside doesn't hurt.

bsp77 posted...

And what happens when your parents die?

I get the house. I also have brothers.

I'd just sell the house and try to get a low income apartment for disables.

I'm sure that sounds pathetic but it's really all I want to do for the rest of my life. Be alone and jerk off.

bsp77 posted...

But do you feel you couldn't get a job? Autism can cause some communication and social issues without a lot of practice, but also there are lots of jobs that we excel it.

Honest question. Not being a dick.

I think I COULD have a job, because I'm better than I was when I was younger. I'm just too comfortable on my disability and I don't really give a shit.

There's really nothing more I want to do or accomplish in my life. I don't want to travel, I don't want sexual relationships. I'm pretty much a schizoid personality. I'm sure that's why I'm so damned easygoing.

My life plan is to just take it easy and enjoy the simple pleasures.

VampireCoyote posted...

I stole a tootsie roll when I was 3 and immediately showed my dad cause I was fuckin proud

he taught me not to steal by making me march my embarrassed ass and tell the guy working what I did all by myself

never stole again

I stole a candy bar from Wal-Mart five or more years ago. I just did it to do it. No real reason. I just could.

I might go out to see this movie in theaters. It will be the first "kids" movie I've went to see in a long time.

I think the last one was The Lego Movie.

TomClark posted...

While that was terrible as a Mario movie, in its own right it's actually quite a good time, in an incredibly 90s way.

Are they just never gonna have that streaming anywhere?

All I have is this crappy old, non-anamorphic DVD.

I should make those. I'd like to expand my menu.

Was at Big Lot's today, and a couple came in, loaded up two carts, and just walked out.

I've heard about that, but this is my first time seeing it happen in the wild.

I'm 36 and still live at home.

Don't have a job either. I get disability because I'm autistic.

If I'm considered a failure for that, I don't really care.

I get a lot of respect around the house, because I'm so easygoing and helpful. I'm very well liked among my family.

FAQ-Checker posted...

It's amazing that in the other thread most of CE was flipping out and coming to the defense of a random Twitcher. But when it comes to their own mom, CE doesn't give a shit.

Well, I didn't comment in that thread, because I didn't really care.

Hornswoggled posted...

I like this version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHw8f_B2bVM&ab_channel=FrankieValli-Topic

There's also a version sung by a sad clown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_8BoQNG2VM&ab_channel=PuddlesPityParty

Fortnite is the Funko Pop of gaming.

I like this version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHw8f_B2bVM&ab_channel=FrankieValli-Topic

The only thing on the horizon that makes me want to get one is Spiderman 2.

I'd just move on.

Shit doesn't bother me much. I'm pretty laid back.

Ate at Texas Roadhouse today.

Had the Porterhouse T-Bone, with a baked potato, and green beans, and a lot of black coffee.

I'm so full.

I know about porn addiction.

What do you get when you have an internet porn addiction, and a shitload of free time? A chafed, scabby penis, that's what.

You don't have to hide it from me. I'll eat it immediately.

NeonTentacles posted...

Why does chat keep spamming that. Did I miss a joke somewhere?

Yep.

doshindude posted...

I love the ones trying to bring back VHS tapes and audio cassettes. They were plainly terrible mediums for storing content with effectively no upside, especially when CD/DVD swept them all away.

Nah man, watching movies was so much better when they looked like shit.

That's a pretty bold move.

Just wait until this edible kicks in. This will be amazing to watch.

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Are you advising this man to become a big fat slob?

I'm the ultimate loner myself. Although it never seemed to me to be something I "chose". I feel like I'm just not made for anything else.

Hornswoggled posted...

I've been a recluse since high school as well. I'm 36 now. I'm not an agoraphobe or anything. I can leave the house, I just don't care to all that much outside of neighborhood walks and going to the store.

I'm diagnosed autistic and get disability benefits, so I don't need to work.

Socializing and forming social bonds was never something that came naturally to me, or interested me, so I just didn't do it.

Call it a cope, but I get through life by embracing a "nothing matters, so fuck it" philosophy. Some might call it nihilism.

Taking a strong edible most nights also helps keep me happy.

Sometimes I feel guilty for having so much free time, but I do absolutely nothing interesting or creative with it, because I'm a boring, lazy piece of shit who just feeds his basest desires with internet porn and drugs.

Gonna get some chicken broccoli from the Chinese place today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbsPYt8sqd8&ab_channel=WingsOfMisapprehension

Did you hear what Boogie did to Wingsofredemption?

I've been a recluse since high school as well. I'm 36 now. I'm not an agoraphobe or anything. I can leave the house, I just don't care to all that much outside of neighborhood walks and going to the store.

I'm diagnosed autistic and get disability benefits, so I don't need to work.

Socializing and forming social bonds was never something that came naturally to me, or interested me, so I just didn't do it.

Call it a cope, but I get through life by embracing a "nothing matters, so fuck it" philosophy. Some might call it nihilism.

Taking a strong edible most nights also helps keep me happy.

I made meatloaf, with mashed potatoes and corn.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/9/AAeXcuAAEH2F.jpg

And she gets to serve on the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic? What a sick joke!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/7/AAeXcuAAEH0V.jpg

Remember when people thought that streaming services were gonna put an end to all these issues that plague tv shows, like premature cancellation?

Pipotchi posted...

Roast beef, corned beef or pastrami on top?

1/2 lb patty, 1/4 lb dearborn ham, American & swiss cheese, bacon, piled high with onions straws, thousand island dressing served on a kaiser roll.

Got an avalanche burger from Big B's.

Not something I'd eat very often. It's basically just a pile of meat on a bun. It's good, though.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAeXcuAAEG8k.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLzzoE1I7Ic&ab_channel=WingsOfMisapprehension

Dude needs to road trip with DSP and Wings.

I just had Culver's yesterday.

The Warlock is missing?

It's especially not worth it to get a big order for several people anymore, because they invariably fuck up the order every time now, whichever fast food place you go.

Because it's a show that's expressly designed to get hate clicks.

They realized things don't have to be good to get attention. Just hated.

Made a pot of goulash. It's delicious.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/4/AAeXcuAAEGj0.jpg

Pipotchi posted...

Never heard of Big Bs, is it a chain?

Not a chain. It's a place in Dearborn.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/3/AAeXcuAAEFu_.png

Made chili dogs and tots.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/4/AAeXcuAAEFWK.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyUG59ojEhU&ab_channel=BillieMurphy

But he's fat so fuck him.

A mushroom Swiss burger and fries from Big B's

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/7/AAeXcuAAEFI7.jpg

Questionmarktarius posted...

can we?

I unironically want to go back to those days when Irategamer was the most hated person on Youtube.