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TopicShould moms be allowed to cut to the front of the line?
Hornswoggled
11/18/22 5:20:00 PM
#35
Only a beta-cuck simp would allow a woman to cut in front of him!

TopicDell Dude got arrested!!
Hornswoggled
11/18/22 5:18:54 PM
#7
Free the Dell dude!
TopicTroll
Hornswoggled
11/18/22 12:49:17 PM
#2
The troll mating call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c836nlVXDsU&ab_channel=RichardBand-Topic
TopicAre there restaurants in Middle Earth?
Hornswoggled
11/17/22 11:11:03 PM
#6
They have Doordash with horses cause they get real hungry doing all that pipeweed at night.
TopicIf I Took HGH at Age 14-15, Would I Have Become Taller? Being 5'7 Is A NIGHTMARE
Hornswoggled
11/17/22 7:27:12 PM
#43
People acting like tall guys don't need social skills.

This guy is 6'4" and was an incel for decades until he saw a sex worker.

https://youtu.be/UEOdIQM3-nQ
TopicHas anyone here seen Terrifier 2?
Hornswoggled
11/17/22 12:41:48 PM
#9
I saw the first one, and I fucking hated it.
TopicHave you drank Pepsi in the past 72 hours?
Hornswoggled
11/17/22 1:04:51 AM
#3
I like a Banquet meal or a Wendy's chili with my Pepsi.
TopicWill_VIIII is SUSPENDED
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 10:04:45 PM
#102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZpkURKWl9U&ab_channel=SergeantCunnilingus
TopicWould you make love to dis fat chick?
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 9:19:29 PM
#46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4sj9N3WYQo&ab_channel=PushMe
TopicAnyone here own any cool ass knives?
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 2:24:21 PM
#8
Got this switchblade

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/6/AAeXcuAAD43m.jpg
TopicIf you were a billionaire, you could date the person you want.
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 1:38:50 AM
#5
If I were a billionaire I'd just do Joker shit, like rig elections just for the lulz.

Topicwhile vividly dreaming, i recall previous dreams that i normally wouldn't recall
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 1:21:32 AM
#4
I had a dream yesterday that I was being eaten alive by giant ants.
TopicThe letters on the keyboard are capitalized
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 1:10:38 AM
#2
What were they thinking?!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/0/AAeXcuAAD4u6.jpg
TopicPeanut butter
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 12:29:47 AM
#2
You could barely get the shit for a while. Big salmonella scare.
TopicLab-grown "no kill" meat could be the future
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 12:25:56 AM
#20
It's a know fact that suffering makes the meat taste better. These lab grown steaks would be sub-standard in taste.
TopicWhat happened in the Pokemon anime recently that was so crazy?
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 12:20:28 AM
#4
Does it top the episode that gave everybody epileptic seizures?
TopicLab-grown "no kill" meat could be the future
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 12:17:10 AM
#16
Wouldn't cows just die out if we didn't maintain them for food?
TopicLab-grown "no kill" meat could be the future
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 12:14:18 AM
#13
HylianFox posted...
People do eat McDonald's and Subway for cryin' out loud

That shit ain't real meat
>_>

I still eat the tuna sub, real tuna or not....
TopicWhat was da best purchase you made dis year?
Hornswoggled
11/16/22 12:09:38 AM
#5
Got a good deal on a 24 pack of Friskies cat food to feed myself, cause times is tough and all.
Topic#RIPJimmyFallon trends on Twitter despite him being alive and well.
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 11:59:56 PM
#2
If Twitter said it, who am I to argue?
TopicLab-grown "no kill" meat could be the future
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 11:53:41 PM
#10
I ain't eating that SJW-feed. You can't make me.
Topic~800lb guy cosplays the Duke from Resident Evil Village
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 11:52:57 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i4wmgvKR9o&ab_channel=bsmuv
TopicQ anon, da majority of trumps base, is full on meltdown mode tonight ;(
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 11:49:00 PM
#5
It's so funny to see the Republicans become the party of nihilists and moral-relativists.
TopicShould I get a pet octopus?
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 10:41:16 PM
#4
They make good soup.
TopicI am only gonna feel happy from now on
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 10:25:57 PM
#2
I do it with Delta-8 edibles.
TopicYour crush stops and says ''ok uggo, i'm ready for my daily foot massage''
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 10:21:12 PM
#2
I'd be very offended at being called 'uggo' and leave.
TopicAndor is the best Star Wars since RotJ and no one's watching it
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 10:19:24 PM
#3
It's too late for me.

I think I'm officially over Star Wars. I'm past the point of caring about or getting excited about anything with that branding.

I like the original, unaltered trilogy, and at least the first season of the Mandalorian. That's about it. I hear the Clone Wars is good but never watched it.
TopicBoogie2988 has been diagnosed with cancer(blood)
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 9:30:16 PM
#32
Boogie and Wings of Redemption are great case studies in the folly of thinking that weight loss surgery is gonna fix you, and you won't have to put in any work or effort.
TopicIf your SO revealed themself a vampire and offered to turn you, would you?
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 9:20:02 PM
#24
I finally watched Fright Night 2 last month.

It wasn't great, but better than I expected.
TopicRap artist Blueface arrested for attempted murder - Mainstream rap issue
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 8:56:27 PM
#6
He be livin' that authentic thug life.
TopicPresident Trump's BIG Announcement 11/15/2022 Prediction Topic
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 8:23:06 PM
#98
Maybe's he's gonna announce a Trump-owned fast food chain.
Topici don't think you have to be 'over 6 foot' just to get dates at all, that's bs
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 5:53:34 PM
#2
Not necessarily.

This guy is 6'4" and had to lose his virginity to a sex worker in his 30's I think.

https://youtu.be/J6z-kuZnBL8
TopicPolice jump a man in cell. (warning this one is bad)
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 5:17:42 PM
#17
Do people just not care that they're on camera?
TopicDo you care about the size of the D's in your friends circle?
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 4:41:39 PM
#14
Why even have friends if you can't mog them into oblivion?
TopicTuna casserole: yay or nay?
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 4:39:52 PM
#9
I'd rather have a tuna melt.

A tuna melt and black coffee is the only thing I order whenever I'm at a diner.

TopicHow much coffee is too much.
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 4:38:45 PM
#1
I just drank this 48oz bottle of black coffee in like three hours.

Is that too much?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/4/AAeXcuAAD4ny.jpg
TopicDa whole worlds population can fit in Texas
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 4:29:30 PM
#6
Let's get everybody into Texas and make it Mega-City 1, but x10000.
TopicWho's the one celebrity that gets you real hot and bothered, sweating, even?
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 4:25:41 PM
#23
Vicious_Dios posted...
None to the point where I get that thirsty and sprung. Like damn, chill.

Probably the most off-putting thing about this board is how open everybody is about being an absolute coomer.

"Look at this new hot porn chick on the scene!"

I've seen threads titled basically that.
TopicThis picture of Fetterman and his wife
Hornswoggled
11/15/22 4:23:45 PM
#17
Finis-XII posted...
Damn I didn't realize he was that tall

There's a reason people have been calling him Lurch.
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