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FortuneCookie posted...

I'm more surprised that the Daredevil show is subtitled Born Again.

Well, that's the only Daredevil comic story that people kinda know, so they gotta use it.

It's why DC can't stop using shit from The Dark Knight Returns and The Death of Superman. Because those are the most famous comic storylines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucAyib45TP8&ab_channel=EricP

Dis is me.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/8/AAeXcuAAEQNO.jpg

When I eat pork I absorb the pigs gaming skills.

That's why I'm so good.

I had a cat and two dogs, but they all died in the last year or two.

Doom_Art posted...

Ubereats, Doordash, Instacart, etc

The epitome of sloth

Being a chronic Doordash user will be the reason for the sloth kill in the modern remake of SE7EN.

TMOG posted...

They may live far enough away that the delivery fee is worth it, not have access to transportation, be disabled or sick or exhausted from work or otherwise unable to leave the house. Lots of reasons to order delivery.

What if the Doordash person is overweight?

Are you really gonna trust that they haven't been sneaking some of your fries? Don't be naive, dude...

Background_Guy posted...

Are we back in 1963, why are we treating "corny" like it's a serious insult?

Corny is coming back, bro.

It's gonna become the new word for incels in the upcoming years.

Ermmm, here's an idea. Why don't people go get their own food?

I hope he does the unexpected and releases a sequel to The Nightflyers.

I imagine that one could take a certain pleasure in amassing a fanbase, and then systematically torturing and abusing them.

That's for Scalies.

That's a totally different kind of degeneracy from furries.

I'll just wait for my soulless, all purpose media box that plays everything.

How am I supposed to know what the hell is going on in Wrestlemania 16 if I haven't seen Wrestlemanias 1 through 15?

The continuity lockout is real.

Lorenzo_2003 posted...

We should just do away with all the king and queen nonsense thats gotten popular lately.

Leg lengthening surgery. My kingdom for leg lengthening surgery.

Now all we get is Disney+ shows I'm never gonna watch.

I wanna see that movie where the guy from The Mummy is a great big fat person.

Pain and sorrow is represented by creamed corn in the Twin Peaks universe.

Why do you think that is?

Decode it.

You chose this life.

Live with the consequences.

The proper thing to do would be to give them both a right proper thrashing for putting him on the spot like that.

All books will only be so much tinder to fuel our fires and keep us warm after the upcoming great reckoning anyway.

People who get offended because I challenge them offend me.

But I gotta ingest my daily 4000 calories of high fructose corn syrup, lest I not be a good American.

SrRd_RacinG posted...

Don't let Jersey Shore tv show misguide you. NJ is about that flower life.

Wrong.

Jersey's real claim to fame is being the setting of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

This dude is the final boss of bronisim.

https://youtu.be/eLo9aSozS8E

The government gives me 900 bucks a month for being mentally eccentric.

It's enough for my needs, and it sure beats suffering the indignity of having to contribute to society.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

I'm gonna take the brave stance and say, don't firebomb people.

Lovebomb them instead. Lull them into a false sense of security.

Please return me to a decade ago, when bronisim was running riot through the internet and confounding people en masse.

What a magical time.

https://youtu.be/TXQr9sdy60A

I see people have strong opinions about Gamergate.

I just thought the SVU episode was really, really funny.

I haven't grown or improved since high school, and you don't see me whining, do you?

Go homeless and embrace that Sir Digby Chicken Caesar life.

https://youtu.be/8pC7Fes9OLg

LOL what have I unleashed on these forums by invoking Gamergate?

Hornswoggled posted...

https://youtu.be/bWfQJpekgSU

It's funny to compare the extroverted chad that Jordan Owen tries to pass himself off as in this video, to the twitchy, OCD-ridden, neurotic mess that he actually is in real life. He's also diagnosed autistic.

https://youtu.be/9hG8S-KjjPw

He also recently did a big, 8-part video series detailing all the bullying and humiliation he suffered as a kid at school, from both teachers and students. It helps explain why he is the way he is.

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https://youtu.be/bWfQJpekgSU

It's funny to compare the extroverted chad that Jordan Owen tries to pass himself off as in this video, to the twitchy, OCD-ridden, neurotic mess that he actually is in real life. He's also diagnosed autistic.

I remember the Sarkseesian Effect documentary.

https://youtu.be/nsdIHK8O5yo

https://youtu.be/YGbnAJR-vZA

https://youtu.be/4UyPV2Fj4lk

And Jordan Owen, to this very day, is butthurt about those videos and trying to berate Hbomberguy into taking the videos down. He posted this video yesterday.

https://youtu.be/W4E86pZqdx4

Where does the time go?

JoeySlasherVSPS posted...

I remember when I first found out when I stumbled on the short rehearsal they did before filming the viral video. I was shook.

A real blackpilling moment.

I hope this kicks off the Christ shared universe.

Oh Cyrax. What will you get into next?

You never see him on a toilet, do you?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/9/AAeXcuAAEO8T.jpg

I coincidentally watched a video earlier today about why that movie sucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfUQB66LOU&ab_channel=DegenerateJay

hockeybub89 posted...

I miss the free Internet.

I miss 2006 internet.

I got my first laptop that year, and had a freaking blast on the internet.

Kramer going Klan was like the highlight of that year for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKMGjvGBsVs&ab_channel=PeterWilliams

No. Never got one.

I have no sentimentality towards my time in school at all. I hated every second of it.

https://www.psypost.org/2023/02/people-who-are-shorter-and-dissatisfied-with-their-height-have-more-dark-personality-traits-study-finds-68480

Interesting.

kingdrake2 posted...

thank you whitmer. whomever the current governor is.
for failing to help.

hopefully there isn't too much lost in money to replace food.

We're gonna try to get reimbursed for it.

Powers been out since Thursday morning due to Michigan ice storm.

Pain in the ass. All the food in the fridge is ruined.

Porn be putting some strange ideas in guys heads.

Hank Pym's ant obsession has gotten so flanderized he's like a season 25 Simpsons character.