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Topic	Do cat fights turn you on? (two women fighting)
Smackems 09/22/22 12:01:59 PM #6	The couple of times it's happened, my girl beating some other girl's ass has turned me on Idk why --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	You know it's probably about time Tucker got a visit from the FBI
Smackems 09/22/22 1:22:58 AM #16	Fucker Carlson --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 09/22/22 1:19:31 AM #181	Poor milk on ya dick .....pour Christ --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 10:00:43 PM #141	Yay I was right --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What tier of snack are Oatmeal Creme Pies
Smackems 09/21/22 9:54:59 PM #5	A They're not devil squares or fudge rounds but almost as good --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:53:56 PM #139	LightHawKnight posted... Anyone watch the hilariously stupid weird history video on how armor was useless and you are better off not wearing any? Apparently armor is so heavy that a regular human cant wear it for long and will overheat and die. Helmets and plate body armor are useless cause they can be caved in with a warhammer. And if you wear armor, there are weak points that the enemy can target! Yeah just go naked Worked for the Germanic and Celtic people against the Romans --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:51:26 PM #137	Scohen posted... something about the blade going or not going into the handle, but I never understood it, I am not sure that rule holds today? thanks for reminding me :) Lot of the knives were made with two pieces of wood together on either side of the bottom of the blade? Hell idk. Gladius might --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What's the most despicable thing a human can do?
Smackems 09/21/22 9:50:21 PM #25	Scohen posted... trumper detected If you say so --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:48:33 PM #133	Scohen posted... Here is a nice trivia for us sword people: in medieval Europe swords were at one point reserved for nobles. But knives werent. So peasants found a loophole and they developed the falchion/bracamarte, which is technically a sword-sized knife. what is the difference between a sword and a giant knife? I dont know. Think it's the handle But even that is probably up in the air --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Respect catboy
Smackems 09/21/22 9:47:55 PM #22	I kinda feel bad for him and then I kinda don't --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Emily Willis tells you to get on all fours and bark like a dog. Yes or no?
Smackems 09/21/22 9:43:53 PM #3	Face look like a frog fish --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:40:17 PM #130	Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... I wouldn't mind a Telescoping Spear that you could adjust the length of dynamically. Imagine being able to adjust the length of your Spear on the fly =D Would that make it prone to fucking up It'd still be cool tho. I want a nice spear to hang on my wall but it's way down on the list of things to get --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What's the most despicable thing a human can do?
Smackems 09/21/22 9:36:10 PM #21	Bitch about politics day in and day out --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:35:01 PM #128	rodu_jr posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn36Pb8z3yI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vYFFx4whoE&t=643s There's a video of people trying to make fighting with lightsabers more realistic but I'm too lazy to find it. One was yellow --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:33:59 PM #127	ROBANN_88 posted... If we're talking polearms, i'd prefer a nice Halberd To be clear, i'm just talking aestethics. Halberds are sexier, i of course know nothing on how they handle I still like a plain or winged spear I appreciate the other crap but I like a good Shaft --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm 5'10 and can still defend myself and get some
Smackems 09/21/22 9:32:35 PM #45	haloiscoolisbak posted... I know, but my high school girlfriend was 6 feet so that was shit. Big reason it didn't work out and maybe lead to serious insecurites More recently, the last two girls I've dated were 5'6 and 5'7, shorter than me but only just and both their exes were well over 6 foot. I occasionally felt a bit inadequate... I remembere one literally said "I usually prefer taller guys but you're cute"... It didn't make me feel as good as she intended lol But yeah, with the 4'11 girl, it just hasn't come up even as a topic Any woman that gets stuck up on that shit ain't worth it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm 5'10 and can still defend myself and get some
Smackems 09/21/22 9:22:25 PM #42	haloiscoolisbak posted... 5'8 and I'd love to be 5'10 I guess there's a 5'6 guy thinking the same about me tho Dating a 4'11 girl atm though and it's the first time I've never even had to feel slightly insecure about it with dating. It's cool It's not as big a deal as the internet makes it out to be --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:21:27 PM #121	PiOverlord posted... Spears are not superior to swords, NO! I won't listen to this! Swords are better sometimes Wise man once said "context" A sword coupled with a shield is a whole nother ballgame --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Does your car have a gps included?
Smackems 09/21/22 9:17:12 PM #3	Aye. I use it a lot because idk how to get my phone and car gps synced up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 09/21/22 9:15:17 PM #174	All the fuckin thing does is swim and sperm And flop dead --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm 5'10 and can still defend myself and get some
Smackems 09/21/22 9:14:36 PM #40	CanuckCowboy posted... I'm 69 inches tall. Us 5'9" guys get the best height number. What are you in Canadian That adds an inch right --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:13:48 PM #118	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Got ya ROBANN_88 posted... Also, i fully agree on the Gladius When it comes to swords, that will always be my first love Since I started learning this stuff I've really started liking spears an awful lot --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 09/21/22 9:07:42 PM #171	Ah salmon The sperm fish --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:07:13 PM #112	ROBANN_88 posted... So, if one were to use their amazing smelting but with actually good iron, that'd make like super-steel? They would make Ultima Weapon --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 9:06:04 PM #110	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Wouldn't they just use what everyone around them used to not stand out? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm 5'10 and can still defend myself and get some
Smackems 09/21/22 9:00:18 PM #38	I'm six foot fi'teen --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 09/21/22 8:58:47 PM #169	Did you habenero finger her hooha My gf makes me put my pepperspray on a shelf far away when we get buk nasty --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:58:08 PM #105	FigureOfSpeech posted... Not sure I get it, but is this in reference to the person or people doing that at Area 51? Ye! MarcyWarcy posted... hema guys are the worst Yeah busting myths and learning how shit really went is just awful --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm 5'10 and can still defend myself and get some
Smackems 09/21/22 8:57:18 PM #36	Jiek_Fafn posted... But Smackems, you have a good sense of humor. Most of us suck and will instead die alone Oh I will too no doubt --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:55:00 PM #102	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I'm kinda iffy bout some Japanese weaponry so I'll take your word for it lol And yeah they were sometimes samurai themselves. That'd help them get into court and higher ups' areas of residence --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:54:01 PM #100	FigureOfSpeech posted... but when they did get caught and had to like, flee from authorities, they did at least run at a sharp forward-leaning angle with their arms outstretched behind their backs right? Depends on if there were aliens to see ~~how ya like that throwback~~ --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:53:40 PM #99	Also knights and samurai were assholes. Many anyway. Maybe moreso for samurai --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:48:18 PM #95	Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... I think modern media portrays Ninja like Naruto, which is complete & utter fantasy. Real Ninjas were closer to 007 / Mission Impossible, and blended into the environment / local folks. They were mostly spies dressed as local folks with only occaisional assasin missions. Bingo. The assassinations are iffy though. If they did it a lot they probably didn't get caught. They would try to make it look like an accident like any hitman would I don't think they were called ninja either. Shinobi maybe. But probably just... Undercover guy Lastly the assassinations probably weren't recorded much, IF they were successful in making them look accidental --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:12:40 PM #74	Also ninja are mostly a myth --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:07:48 PM #69	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Draw techniques get too much love. If you're drawing your sword and the other guy already has his out at the ready, you're at a disadvantage in time --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:06:20 PM #67	Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... You should start your own HEMA club in your area with your husband. Do it in central MS so I can go Just drop everything and move to this shithole --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:05:43 PM #66	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Too short tho really. And even sabers were short used on horseback.. but that's a bit outta my study when they started really doing that so idk --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 8:04:00 PM #63	Crazyman93 posted... No because Europe wasn't dealing with trash steel. There's also the fact that if someone with a Katana somehow ended up facing a knight in full armor, they'd probably be screwed. Katana work well enough against Japanese armors, but when you're facing a guy covered head to toe in metal, it's not gonna work too well. Of course, weapon and armor development was and always will be a literal arms race. "I need protection from that" turns to "I need a weapon to pierce that new armor", and then loops back again. Right up until the development of usable firearms where steel plate armor arguably was worse than nothing. Of course, we're really still in the cycle, it's just "find thing to stop bullets and still be able to move" is really fucking hard. Swords are decentish at every role, but require more training to use. But yeah, if you're doing that, you've probably encountered a problem at some point. But it's a nice option to have since as far as I'm aware swords were usually weighted toward the grip to make them easier to control, so it would make an okay hammer. Well also japanese weapons were made to use against Japanese armor or lack of. They would have had adapted if they needed to against full plate, they just didn't really encounter it I know you probably already know that, I'm just saying --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:54:23 PM #55	FigureOfSpeech posted... I've been wanting to see one of those featured in Forged in Fire. I haven't watched any of the current season but so far I haven't seen one. Closest was some katana-like sword that was slightly longer than a katana but had a handle that was like twice as long or more. Can't remember what it was called. Japan had some really cool shit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I'm 5'10 and can still defend myself and get some
Smackems 09/21/22 7:53:24 PM #26	Y'all for real still on this lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:52:42 PM #52	Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... That was a "Emergency Improv Move" used on enemies who wore heavy armor and you didn't have a "War Hammer" near by and you needed to start wrecking the enemies armor with the sword you have. It was never a primary move. Knock the snot of of their head and move in, half swording into the armpit or eyes Or keep knocking the snot out of them till they submit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:47:50 PM #49	Crimsoness posted... Katanas can cut right through a knight's armor A 20 is always a hit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:47:28 PM #48	FigureOfSpeech posted... damn he struggled with it more than I even expected. And way back in the day when FF7 came out and I was a teenager, my first thought was "that sword would be way too heavy to wield effectively" Eh mako Just say it's mako --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:46:23 PM #45	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I wish there was some hema around me, but closest is 2 hours away and 100 bucks a lesson just in longsword only --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:45:43 PM #44	VampireCoyote posted... a monk trained in unarmed could fend off 8 European knights even in scalemail Unless they keep rolling 1 and their hands end up in their ass --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:44:59 PM #42	lennethsoki posted... Spears, halberds, and archery are superior. Yep Also guns and horses --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:44:39 PM #40	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] But of course, some times it's called for like in tight spaces or if you're carrying a large montante or "zweihander" Nodachi as an equivalent. They were sometimes used to cut horses down --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:43:18 PM #37	I'm not well versed in how shit was made, I'm only mildly aware of how it was used and where --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/21/22 7:42:01 PM #35	Patchwork posted... pulls up chair Teach me about swords. Im in. Here's the main thing that can't be stated enough: if you're pulling out your sword, you're probably in deep shit on a battlefield --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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