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Topic	You ever regret your gamer tag? >_>
Smackems 09/27/22 3:10:59 PM #32	MabusIncarnate posted... Mine has always been the same as my username here My AOL name was PSXKoRn2 lol Oh God --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Male body image is being talked about more and more these days.
Smackems 09/27/22 3:09:23 PM #18	I'm fuscular. Everyone be like me --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	My favorite hairstyle on women is the low messy ponytail with bangs
Smackems 09/27/22 3:05:42 PM #9	I like em bald and morbidly obese --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/27/22 3:05:07 PM #213	Thing about spears is once you get around the point it's game over --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:29:44 PM #21	Will_VIIII posted... It's also a gas oven which is great for cooking but not for installation which I'll need a 3rd party for Yep same was here. Got my fridge fixed this month. Luckily that was done as charity --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:28:58 PM #20	MabusIncarnate posted... Can you sell plasma or semen? Not as an opioid addict Don't nobody want what comes from my fucked up balls noway lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:28:43 PM #18	littlebro07 posted... Oh yeah GoodRX is what I meant, idk where I got RealRX from lol littlebro07 posted... Oh yeah GoodRX is what I meant, idk where I got RealRX from lol littlebro07 posted... Oh yeah GoodRX is what I meant, idk where I got RealRX from lol That is one though right? Or something similar. Idk I mostly use good rx but I've had to branch out a couple times Point being, some of this shit is incredibly expensive even with a coupon, and the ones that aren't still add up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:27:25 PM #16	Will_VIIII posted... I just had to buy a new oven Poor fuck. Went through that a couple years ago --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:26:09 PM #13	littlebro07 posted... Use the RealRX app Done did Prefer good rx. Then there's another one too I forgot its name It's how I get my Viagra --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/27/22 1:25:13 PM #211	Scohen posted... you cant use a spear effectively in the streets or indoors, especially since we are talking about the streets from centuries ago when swords were a thing and guns didnt exist. Scohen posted... you cant use a spear effectively in the streets or indoors, especially since we are talking about the streets from centuries ago when swords were a thing and guns didnt exist. I am aware. I wasn't being very serious lol I'm talking in a battlefield situation. Spear vs longsword, spear probably wins with way less training. Because it's long as fuck There are ways around it, though. And like it's been said, if you're drawing your sidearm sword on the battlefield, without a shield, you're in deep shit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:23:01 PM #11	GuerrillaSoldier posted... it do be done got but you do be done good? I try do good real good but it suck :( rexcrk posted... Imagine the utopia wed be living in .__. Say what you want about his potential as president, he woulda gotten SOMETHING done, which is far more than the last few, even Obama's lame shit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/27/22 1:20:52 PM #209	Scohen posted... that is because spears are weapons of war only, while you could bring a sword with you everywhere and you can also duel and stuff like that. Even so I'm sure there were fuckers that had easy access to polearms too. Probably rare af tho and illegal Swords DID come into contact with polearms and it was probably not pretty --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:19:54 PM #8	Could had Bernie --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:19:28 PM #7	Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... Can you go off brand? Yes, still incredibly high. Even with coupons, high. Because there are so god damn many of them. Seriously, like fuckin 50 --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:18:42 PM #6	Irony posted... Yeah, posting on GameFAQs Truly a terrible fate --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:18:08 PM #3	Crescente posted... Don't do drugs kids. You'll end up like TC. No no, real medical shit drugs But also I am a drug addict so yeah kinda --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	You ever regret your gamer tag? >_>
Smackems 09/27/22 1:14:26 PM #5	Nope Smackosynthesis is a great name And if you friend me I'll ignore it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/27/22 1:08:47 PM #207	So many different schools of sword just to get beat by a bloke with a 10 ft spear ~~unless you have a shield~~ ~~yes I'm aware it's not 100% of the time. More like 90%~~ --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Money done got TIGHT bruh
Smackems 09/27/22 1:05:25 PM #1	I have to buy so many drugs and God dammit they are high And so is everything else --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	is it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
Smackems 09/27/22 1:03:09 PM #73	sometimes posted... I'm here for you sibling ...... Squeeze it a lil --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Nice guy texts to girls.
Smackems 09/27/22 12:59:10 PM #124	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] They mean city dwelling or left wing millenials --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	is it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
Smackems 09/27/22 12:49:04 PM #67	Someone hold my ass --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	is it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
Smackems 09/27/22 12:34:13 PM #60	VIXVLV posted... You're only political if you are left-wing on this board. If you a right-wing, spouting off awful right-wing bullshit, that's just normal and it's the crazy emotional lefties that are at fault for calling them out. No, super political right wingers are insufferable too. It's all insufferable once it's taken past a point --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	is it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
Smackems 09/27/22 12:29:40 PM #56	Most people are chill here. It's just the super political people that are insufferable --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	So in Islam, how old are the virgins that you get in heaven?
Smackems 09/27/22 12:27:09 PM #23	Don't they kinda poof into existence and aren't real people? Like spirit sex dolls? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	For those that are not, why are you not interested in the NBA?
Smackems 09/27/22 12:25:11 PM #44	Mostly because it fucking sucks --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Where the FUCK is Graven?! Also gimme more Switch shooters
Smackems 09/27/22 2:31:58 AM #1	I have Dusk, Outer Worlds, Doom 16, Ion Maiden (forgot new name, waiting on some patch I forgot why), Duke Nukem, Bioshock 1-3, Call of Juarez Gunslinger, Crysis, RE Rev 1/2... Plus a bunch on other consoles Huh. You'd think I have enough, looking at it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/27/22 1:44:50 AM #203	203 posts about fighting but no one is fighting --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Your building is burning, and you can only cook one
Smackems 09/26/22 7:11:53 PM #3	ANort175 posted... I'd probably have a cup of coffee and just accept my fate. Well... You can leave tho --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Your building is burning, and you can only cook one
Smackems 09/26/22 7:04:37 PM #1	No other choices Marshmallow Hot dog Long pig No other choices - Results (17 votes) Marshmallow 35.29% (6 votes) 6 Hot dog 29.41% (5 votes) 5 Long pig 35.29% (6 votes) 6 Truly a decision of all food --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Woman ignores guy on NYC train. He responds by beating her up.
Smackems 09/26/22 6:52:23 PM #21	Glad we got the badasses in this topic to protect us --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Everyone in the US has a moral obligation to be anti-racist.
Smackems 09/26/22 6:46:27 PM #30	Bro I'll shut the up out of your duck --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Jurassic Park was about the hubris of man and dangers playing God
Smackems 09/26/22 6:45:37 PM #22	It's about hunters that suck at hunting --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Everyone in the US has a moral obligation to be anti-racist.
Smackems 09/26/22 6:43:35 PM #28	Everybody shut the fuck up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Behold! The ultimate toothbrush!
Smackems 09/26/22 6:37:44 PM #5	Naysaspace posted... how does it feel when you use it on your weiner Fuck that, put it in ur butt --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Rapper's Delight always has been and always will be a fun song
Smackems 09/26/22 6:07:16 PM #4	Don't remember where I first heard it but it woulda been when I was a kid in the early 90s well after its heyday --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Rapper's Delight always has been and always will be a fun song
Smackems 09/26/22 5:40:21 PM #1	Sure it's barely rap but it's still cool and a cool piece of history https://youtu.be/ZjRi-S7J70Y --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
Smackems 09/26/22 3:19:07 PM #195	Patchwork posted... This is wild to me. A knights armor weighs about as much as my kit, plus gun and duty belt. Maybe a few lbs more. This is mind blowing to think about. Dudes covered head to toe in plate, and I have basically just protection of my vital organs front and back and a bunch of medical shit, handcuffs, and ammo. How kinky are the cuffs tho? The kinkier, the weightier --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Mandy Moore is so wholesome
Smackems 09/26/22 1:42:05 AM #6	Nah she a ho --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	name 1 game for snes, nes, genesis and n64 you want to come to switch online!
Smackems 09/26/22 1:38:27 AM #6	Sonic and cuckles --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What keeps the Hogwarts houses from becoming lopsided?
Smackems 09/26/22 1:37:48 AM #14	Zikten posted... So many things in Harry Potter collapse when scrutinized logically. It's a cool premise but the world doesn't really make much sense Neither does real life --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Lett that piss of shit simmer in chest hair sweat
Smackems 09/26/22 1:36:39 AM #1	Miss or hit doesn't matter what you get --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Star Wars Prequel fan vs. Sequel fan
Smackems 09/26/22 1:33:31 AM #6	PballDepot posted... I'll still watch the prequels again, but have zero desire to watch the sequels ever again This except I never even saw 9 --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	why do people say nothing rhymes with orange
Smackems 09/26/22 1:32:00 AM #6	King_Rial posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AAE14lAADtu1.jpg I get knocked down But I get orange again --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	How's your Sunday going? I got pulled over, placed in handcuffs, and then let-go
Smackems 09/26/22 1:30:19 AM #20	Hey so wait I actually do think I need to arrest you now Could you step into my 94 Chevy riding on a donut please --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	My grandma wants her weiner in the microwave
Smackems 09/26/22 12:31:20 AM #4	I like boiling my weiner --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	My grandma wants her weiner in the microwave
Smackems 09/26/22 12:28:31 AM #1	Told her it'll burn and warp it but she won't have it any other way --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	How's your Sunday going? I got pulled over, placed in handcuffs, and then let-go
Smackems 09/26/22 12:27:51 AM #8	Vicious_Dios posted... Thanks for sparing me the boring details. You are a gentleman and a scholar. No prob You sound familiar --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	How's your Sunday going? I got pulled over, placed in handcuffs, and then let-go
Smackems 09/26/22 12:24:55 AM #4	Pulled some guy over, put him in handcuffs,then let him go. There was a story behind it but it's tldr territory --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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