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TopicAsk me literally anything about quantum mechanics and I'll Google the answer.
Smackems
09/26/22 12:02:41 AM
#22
What's taters, precious?

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TopicSolid_Sonic is WARNED
Smackems
09/26/22 12:01:02 AM
#6
What about

2.

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TopicI replaced all your blood with baboon urine while you slept.
Smackems
09/25/22 11:52:34 PM
#3
He got it from my penis

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TopicNo Zelda/Metroid remasters :(, no Metal Gear/Silent Hill remasters :(
Smackems
09/25/22 11:51:48 PM
#6
Punished_Blinx posted...
Because you can't remaster life
Unless you're Buddhist

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TopicA tiny net is a death sentence.
Smackems
09/25/22 11:48:24 PM
#6
Neo

Buh nuh nuh nuh

Sporin

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TopicMy cat escapes the house a lot and poofs up to fight the first thing
Smackems
09/25/22 11:47:07 PM
#7
No guys u don't understand I'm shook

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TopicPut President Biden's presidency into one sentence.
Smackems
09/25/22 11:40:47 PM
#40
Old man with cognitive decline keeps fucking shit up but hey he helped me with student loans, which is more than the other one ever did for me

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TopicPeople online getting "hot" over Jeffrey Dahmer
Smackems
09/25/22 11:36:31 PM
#12
Because people are weird

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TopicMy cat escapes the house a lot and poofs up to fight the first thing
Smackems
09/25/22 11:34:57 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



MabusIncarnate posted...
My house has a Narnia, where the cat disappears to and we can't find him for hours and then just shows up in the bathroom or something.
I have one that used to do that a lot when kids would come out, guess he got used to them and now he'll even let them pet him

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TopicMy cat escapes the house a lot and poofs up to fight the first thing
Smackems
09/25/22 11:28:07 PM
#1
He sees. Sometimes it is a cat. Sometimes it's a garbage bag. One time it was a can

Makes catching him really easy

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TopicWe seem to be okay with radio and tv commercials more than we are with podcasts.
Smackems
09/25/22 11:26:15 PM
#2
The fuck is a radio

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TopicRogue likes, deck builders, procedurally generated, game as a service
Smackems
09/25/22 10:39:10 PM
#6
BuckVanHammer posted...
Someone needs to cram that all into one game
And name it Crawling Ass Hair

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TopicThe problem with playing with randos in co-op games
Smackems
09/25/22 10:38:31 PM
#3
They're right

It's a game

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TopicRogue likes, deck builders, procedurally generated, game as a service
Smackems
09/25/22 10:37:23 PM
#4
Battle royal
Season passes
Pixel art

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TopicRogue likes, deck builders, procedurally generated, game as a service
Smackems
09/25/22 10:32:33 PM
#1
These make my ass hair crawl

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TopicWould you go see 6ix9ine in Russia?
Smackems
09/25/22 10:31:02 PM
#38
Thought he got killed

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TopicStar Wars The Last Jedi is the movie that impacted our culture the hardest
Smackems
09/25/22 10:22:44 PM
#23
Punished_Blinx posted...
If you haven't argued about the cultural relevance of blockbuster movies on the internet have you even really lived?
That's now what they wanted though

You know what they wanted to fight about

They want to tie it into why you're a bad person or whatever because you don't see eye to eye

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TopicStar Wars The Last Jedi is the movie that impacted our culture the hardest
Smackems
09/25/22 10:11:43 PM
#17
ScazarMeltex posted...
I mean if you aren't going to define your terms then there isn't much point in discussing anything with you.
Uh oh tc you won't get to argue with these guys over nothing all night now

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TopicDo you flex on the gram
Smackems
09/25/22 10:03:56 PM
#6
Yes I flex for your gramma

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TopicC/D Most pro life people are hypocrites
Smackems
09/25/22 10:02:31 PM
#5
The ones I know irl care about the whole thingy

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TopicDoes my tag check out?
Smackems
09/25/22 9:59:00 PM
#11
Spidey5 posted...
No tag currently. Any requests?
Fat guy

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TopicGood YouTubers
Smackems
09/25/22 9:54:12 PM
#12
Snesdrunk
The Townsends
Clint's Reptiles
Simple History
History Matters
Arizona Ghost Riders
Scholagladitoria
Spawn Wave
Deep Fat Fried
Timcast
Secular Talk

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TopicDoes my tag check out?
Smackems
09/25/22 9:52:16 PM
#6
KogaSteelfang posted...
Ouch.
You aren't tagged tho

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TopicDoes my tag check out?
Smackems
09/25/22 9:51:52 PM
#3
I disagree, king

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TopicDo you take any prescription drugs daily?
Smackems
09/25/22 9:49:44 PM
#26
I take tcs when she's not looking

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TopicDoes my tag check out?
Smackems
09/25/22 9:48:58 PM
#1
Yours definitely does

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TopicIf you had extra beds would you house migrants?
Smackems
09/25/22 9:48:32 PM
#52
What about my tag

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TopicAsk me literally anything about quantum mechanics and I'll Google the answer.
Smackems
09/25/22 9:44:40 PM
#12
AloneIBreak posted...
How can I use quantum mechanics to improve my sex life?

AloneIBreak posted...
How can I use quantum mechanics to improve my sex life?
It'll help you find your weewee

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TopicCute girl on 3rd date: "I'm old fashioned. I want to be a stay at home mom.
Smackems
09/25/22 9:43:00 PM
#24
Ask her what she thinks about shit posting controversies on ce

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TopicAsk me anything about economics and the ebb and flow of money
Smackems
09/25/22 9:24:54 PM
#11
SaltyWet posted...
How do I get rich?
By accumulating lots of money

Ricemills posted...
where's the money, Lebowski?
Who

Crimsoness posted...
Why am I alive?
Your brain and organs will it

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sho ain't here with me

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TopicAsk me anything about economics and the ebb and flow of money
Smackems
09/25/22 8:53:50 PM
#5
pegusus123456 posted...
How are babies made?
Storks

CE_gonna_CE posted...
Why money?
Why y not I?

JuanCarlos1 posted...
Why hasnt inflation come down in amy significant way?
What's Amy got to do with it


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TopicMen who don't want drama in their relationships are boring/lame
Smackems
09/25/22 8:51:27 PM
#12
Dammit tc pic not weird enough I expect BETTER FROM YOU

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TopicAsk me anything about economics and the ebb and flow of money
Smackems
09/25/22 8:50:40 PM
#1
ill answer ya alright

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TopicAsk me literally anything about quantum mechanics and I'll Google the answer.
Smackems
09/25/22 8:49:34 PM
#4
Do ducks quack attack a quark up your crack

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TopicIf you had extra beds would you house migrants?
Smackems
09/25/22 4:55:33 PM
#36
No

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TopicI apologize to CE for my porn topic. I was legitimately having breakdowns online
Smackems
09/25/22 1:30:25 AM
#16
I demand more

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TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems
09/25/22 12:47:43 AM
#249
It doesn't it keeps going till it rams the car

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Topiccat playing with sperm
Smackems
09/25/22 12:46:37 AM
#13
That's awesome where do I get one

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TopicWhat's the point of a PS5/XSX when a 12400+6650xt is better and cheaper
Smackems
09/25/22 12:44:09 AM
#14
Irony posted...
Because PC gaming is dumb


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TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems
09/24/22 11:40:17 PM
#242
Grass drunk

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TopicMy men need our help
Smackems
09/24/22 10:45:36 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAZOwTAADteC.jpg

It's ok it worked out

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TopicMy men need our help
Smackems
09/24/22 10:40:37 PM
#4
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PKQMFT8/
I don't think Thomas Sowell can help them there

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Topic7 minutes of Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection gameplay
Smackems
09/24/22 10:39:48 PM
#21
That combat does not look fun

Is that what they all are?

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TopicMy men need our help
Smackems
09/24/22 10:37:59 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/0/AAZOwTAADtd-.jpg

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TopicHistory doesn't repeat itself
Smackems
09/24/22 10:34:05 PM
#11
And this is now. Or was. Still can be too

I smell copper

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TopicHistory doesn't repeat itself
Smackems
09/24/22 10:33:27 PM
#10
Questionmarktarius posted...
Columbia debris almost made it to Florida
But that was then

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TopicScenario: This dude slaps your girlfriend's ass
Smackems
09/24/22 10:22:37 PM
#7
Oh he looks like a piece of fuckable meat. Is he?

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TopicHistory doesn't repeat itself
Smackems
09/24/22 10:21:19 PM
#6
You guys just don't get it

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TopicHistory doesn't repeat itself
Smackems
09/24/22 9:58:31 PM
#1
That would be time travel and you can't do that without ectonium, which can't be made yet because the theory is theoretically unproven and no government official would supply the money for the liquid to vaporize it anyway

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TopicRare footage of North Koreans performing Killing In The Name (of Kim Jong-un)
Smackems
09/24/22 3:21:15 PM
#9
Skyrim_Guard posted...
https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY
Change it to starvin n dyin instead of staying alive

It works

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