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Height for what? Penis?

Anything less than 10 feet is short.
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Samuel L. Jackson was actually great for the part.
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And Albert Einstein turned and replied "no problem, ma'am...it was my privilege ".
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A man's typically more attractive to women when he has a decent income. Surprise surprise.
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Wake me when it's studies.
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rofl for real

i make a lot more money just reselling online
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MabusIncarnate posted...

it's sci fi so it can't be too bad

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Snitches get riches.


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Anything suspicious besides "the look" your coworker supposedly saw?

Did you happen to see this man and two teens at any point?
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I don't understand why some guys hit their girlfriend

Some people are more violent than others.



That's it. That's the big "secret".

There's no innate natural instinct to discourage striking another person, let alone a woman. That's social conditioning in play, not nature. So if someone grew up in an environment where violent behavior wasn't kept in check by such conditioning, they're going to develop a much higher likelihood of resorting to violence for casual reasons (like small disagreements).

As dark as it may sound, some domestic violence can be rationalized as excusable due to cultural beliefs and grim personal history. Children who grew up in homes where domestic violence was occurred, either as witnesses or victims themselves, can fall into a cycle where they are led to believe it's excusable too.

The problem is not just the abusers excusing the violence.
Many victims who grew up in a violent household do too, because they're convinced it's normal.


The latter is often why victimized women and men stay with their abuser, because it's an arrangement they're already morbidly familiar with.
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News media fanning the flames yet again, tune in at 11pm!
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Identity politics are in and great for drumming up easy replies. Get with the times bro.
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What's the drill for?

If the instructions expect you to actually make new holes to assemble "prepared" furniture, IKEA must be slipping hard...
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What's worse? Trolls or people who feed them?

Oh no. CE is already far beyond that.
Now we have trolls who feed themselves with alts.

Seriously, we have regulars here who get bored of waiting for someone to take the bait, so they just post a trigger topic with one account and then bump it with shitposts with alts. You don't need charisma and posting tact to rally a bunch of supporters for your posts. You can just make your own.


You know what's practically trolling? Still claiming not to realize any of this when it's piss easy to make a dozen alts on Gamefaqs because there's next to no restrictions rofl.
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Webmaster4531 posted...

It's like there's no mods on CE.

Welcome to weekend CE.

They know what day it is, that's why they come out in force on Saturday and Sundays rofl.
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TC just jealous the guy didn't ask him out.
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The number of employed people on food stamps has dramatically increased due to added restrictions with the last few years, particularly able-bodied individuals without dependents. You're now required to attend employment pursuit training to maintain qualification for food assistance. If you refuse, you lose your benefits.

Basically the program has become more focused on getting people off of food stamps by aiding them in finding employment and eventually earning an income where they no longer need assistance. You can be employed and still need food assistance because your income is not sufficient to dependably survive off of. A common example are recipients who are working part-time and attending college to get a better career while on food stamps.

The goal is to offer enough assistance to the needy person that they receive adequate sustenance so they can work towards finding better employment (job hunting is work in itself). Being hungry can make people wish they had a job, but it's not helpful in finding one...

Telling a starving person to find a job so they can eat is often putting the cart before the horse. Their lack of nutrition can already be a hindering problem. That is why recent changes to such assistance programs now involve both food stamps and employment skill training. Just giving them one or the other was clearly not as effective.
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You can even tell her you're looking into non-latex condoms just for her sake. Because you care.


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Why is anybody gathering around that statue? What is the message of either side's protests?
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To qualify for food assistance, the person has to have an income below a certain amount. There's other qualifying factors, but the income is the paramount one.

You might be surprised just how much consumables someone can still buy when they don't have to spend their minimal income on groceries to feed themselves. I'm saying...well duh, yeah you're going to see some people on food stamps suddenly have enough spendable money to buy cigarettes and booze. Because they don't have to spend that money on food. Food can be quite an expenditure depending on the household and location.

If you're automatically equating that expendable income as "raking in money while abusing the system", you don't see the whole picture. See people who make less enough to qualify for food stamps can still manage to have spending money for other things (that's actually one of the goals of the program). If they want to blow that cash on booze and smokes, that's basically their business. It's hardly a fortune...

It's not a perfect system, no government program is. And there are ways to abuse food stamps. Being on food stamps and still buying stuff with cash is not one of them. That's not abusing the system, neither by rules nor principles.
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Are you talking about the US? Because it's entirely possible to still buy enjoyable food on food stamps within the program's rules.

The store chains that accept SNAP/etc has greatly expanded in the last 5 years. Walmart is a prime example. And the increase of small markets like dollar stores offer modest grocery selections too.

You don't have to eat shit on food stamps anymore, at least not if you have 2 working brains cells.
You just can't buy booze, cigarettes, etc with it. Fair.
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His arm is bigger than most people's legs.
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apolloooo posted...

Someone change it to to freedom words so i can understand it pls

You are so handsome
That I get ugly
Want to kiss you dumb
But not to be stupid
And want to lick you wet
Before I take you deep and hard
Hope you appreciate this gesture
And do not think I'm a plague
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It was better than the original.
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They're not supposed to, but it does still happen some places. I've been invited out for dinner with a female friend and sometimes the servers still dump the bill in front of me, instead of the center of the table where it belongs in any country where feminism is prominent.
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T2 and T3 are pointless once you got Tekken Tag Tournament.
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Tezlok posted...

No commentaries are boring. Might as well just play yourself.

Nah. When I'm interested in a game's story, but don't care about the gameplay, player commentary becomes unnecessary. I just want to see the cut scenes and boss fights so there's no need to buy it heuheuheue.
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What, do you mean a "smokescreen"..?

When someone knows they're about to be found out by their SO, so they try to set things up to where their SO looks equally criticizable or worse to duck penalty of guilt?


It does happen, it's just not that common and rarely successful.

It really is like a scenario from reality TV.
Funny enough, that's one of the most common sources offenders get the idea from...
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"one vegan cafe in Australia"


That's really all that needed to be said rofl.
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what the hell

castrate that worthless fucker
he almost killed her
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I prefer to just watch no-commentaries anyway.


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Referring to someone as IT is phobic and offensive now anyway. Check your privilege!
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What?
When a girl's got a real booty she worked for, you think that's just air..?

Any guy with a ripped bubble ass of his own can tell you that ain't just fat back there rofl.
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You walk in on your heterosexual male roommate having sex w/ a plush animal toy

Ask if he's got one for me, because that was basically my puberty.

Mr. Panda was such an insatiable whore.


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Work a caregiving position in a busy American healthcare facility.

"Are you available for overtime?"
"We could use some people interested in overtime."
"How does overtime sound?"
"Could you use some overtime?"
"Would you mind coming in for another shift tomorrow?"
"How about now?"
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How do you know the peacock was alive?

link plz
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thronedfire2 posted...

I have a surgically reconstructed ankle and I still can't run 2 years later

Yeah, staying in shape without running is definitely doable.

I can sprint like a rocket, but I haven't seriously ran long distance in a few years. Yet because I lift, I look swole and got a thicc bubble butt. People think I run to look cut, but I don't rofl. Lifting burns a lot of fat off too and it's not like I eat a bunch of junk food anyway.
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Has Bruce Banner ever had sex as the Hulk with someone on Earth...? I mean within canon.

Because that really just sounds like a quick death by gamma radiated impalement.
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It apparently offends a lot of people today.

However, most of the outrage over it is NOT coming from Native Americans.
TBH most of us don't give a fuck about it at all rofl.
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He's your private dancer, a dancer for money
He'll do what you want him to do
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Xelltrix posted...

Some gay guys cheat on each other all the time.

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I have several times as a gay man.

What I learned from the experiences:
- Not all bisexual people live up to the stereotypes.
- At the same time, many of them still do...

I didn't like those odds after one of my exes managed to become a baby daddy from a hook up while dating me. I told him we could work as a couple on one condition: he wore protection and never contracted anything from the women he was interested in.

Naturally Mr. Pull-out Method lied to me.
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Knuckles sounds like Darkman.

i hav been given a serious frighten, hold me plz
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MC_BatCommander posted...

Blue_Inigo posted...

"Poorly"

I would say underselling the re-release of the last game is pretty poor.

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Is it possible for a single case to count as both?
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Harpie posted...

I haven't seen her in five years

Why?
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Albel-Nox posted...

lol cops

He caught them making out and doesn't even realize it.
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The show will take place close to the present day, with New Colonia growing to become a formidable nation on the world stage that reaches peace with the U.S

Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama

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