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Now, it's time to move on from RNG DECIDES and on to XIII DECIDES!

Because I have made some decisions about Lethal Lottery.

Firstly, the LW title. This is by far the simplest issue to resolve. @Solioxrz362 will get a rematch with @Emeraldegg and a chance to win back the title on Lethal Lottery Day 2!

Next, @Eddv is the MELEE number 1 contender, but as you'll see, that scene is somewhat complicated. He will instead face @BrokenRaven on Day 2 to both settle the issue and challenge for the MASTER OF TAYBLES title.

Now, this is where things get complicated.

The MELEE MAYHEM title. I have had enough with CPU and his little European tour. This company, that title, and myself all deserve more respect. So here is what I am thinking.

At Epopmania, eaed beat Maniac. At Pandemonium, they tied as CPU took a shock victory. And at MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM, it was @Maniac64 who defeated @eaedwards6400. These two are 1-1...but neither are the true MELEE MAYHEM Champion. There remains the issue of @IhatethisCPU and his absentee championship, his pathetic abandonment of the title last month.

So.

On Day 1 of Lethal Lottery, Maniac will defend the championship against eaedwards one more time. This rivalry over the MELEE MAYHEM title must come to an end one way or another, and they will settle that issue on Day 1.

Then, on Day 2, the winner of that match will face IHateThisCPU to crown the Undisputed MELEE MAYHEM Champion! This complicated and controversial MELEEge á Trois will come to an end at Lethal Lottery. So tune in! CPU, you can selfishly abandon Boko on Day 1 if you wish, but if you do not show up for Day 2, you will be fired.

Now, on to the Undisputed Championship.

It's not a dissimilar situation. I have decided that Stifled and DP, in terms of total votes, are 1-1 in title matches. For me, there is still an element of doubt as to who is the better man. With Lethal Lottery all set to crown a brand new number one contender (unless Stifled were to somehow win again), these two will once again face off. They will settle their dispute, once and for all. Because for the first time in four years, UCA will bear witness to the LETHAL IRONMAN MATCH!

Yes, that's right! The stipulation used to settle the legendary eaed/War feud of 2012 and the XIII/Nick feud of 2013 will once again find its way onto UCA programming. The match will take place over both days of Lethal Lottery. First to five votes wins a fall, and then everybody can vote again. The match will conclude after 48 hours - and the man with the most falls wins!

On Combat, I would like to invite both @StifledSilence and @DpObliVion to a special contract signing to make this match official.

To sum up, then:

Day 1 - all the tag matches, the beginning of DP vs. Stifled, and Maniac vs. eaed.
Day 2 - the Lethal Lottery battle royal, the conclusion of DP vs. Stifled, the winner of Maniac/eaed vs. CPU for the MELEE title, eddv vs. Raven, Solio vs. EmeraldEgg, tag title match (to be decided tonight).

Lethal Lottery will be an unbelievable show! Make sure you're there for it!
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It is time for the LETHAL LOTTERY DRAW!

A reminder of the rules of Lethal Lottery. On Day 1, we will see a series of matches consisting of RANDOM TAG-TEAMS! The winners of these teams will then advance to Day 2, where a Battle Royal will be held. The winner of that Battle Royal will become the new number one contender to the Undisputed Championship!

To give us 24 men in the draw, I have re-added prof and Nick to the roster for the purposes of this.

Jester Shad and Undisputed Champ DP are excluded, though Tom is free to include Shad in a jesterdom match on Combat. If he does, Shad will take the place of whoever the new jester is in the draw.

Without further ado, here are the teams!

Maniac/Solio vs. Machete/Luster
Nee/Stifled vs. Sultan/david
eaed/Wigs vs. CPU/Boko
Strife/Emerald vs. Apollo/XIII
eddv/Raven vs. gravy/Stevie
GTM/Tom vs. prof/Nick

The first of many highlights here is the combination of Sultan and david being randomly chosen, our tag champs sticking together even amid the violent, surging sea of the RNG. The EXPLOSION of Apollo and Strife is also very notable, especially since Apollo will have to team up with me. And lastly, eddv/Raven team together even as they continue to be at each other's throats. Which of these men will become the new number 1 contender?!
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Oof
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Yo
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Unleash RUIN

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75256122
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@LusterSoldier @greengravy294 @Emeraldegg @BrokenRaven @Strife2 @TheSultanOfSlam @davidponte @TheKnightOfNee @ImTheMacheteGuy
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@StifledSilence @Eddv @GTM @Maniac64 @Solioxrz362 @Stevie3V @Tom_Bombadil @Apollo_Phoenix
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NEARLY LETHAL VOTE FORM

Stifled vs. eddv
GTM vs. Maniac
Solio/Stevie vs. Tom/Apollo
Luster vs. gravy vs. Emerald
Raven vs. Strife
Sultan/david vs. Nee/Machete
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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75112983
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

Clash of the Contenders: StifledSilence vs. eddv
Stifled and eddv both have title shots ready to go, but who will come out on top here?

Undercard

MELEE champ in action: GTM vs. B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion Maniac64
I'll have an announcement about the MELEE title and the Undisputed Title later tonight, but for now, here's the MELEE champion in action against his former Boko United team-mate, GTM!

Random Tag Match: Solioxrz362 and Stevie3V vs. Tom Bombadil and King Apollo_Phoenix
I'll have the first round LETHAL LOTTERY draw up later tonight too, but here's another random tag for now. The winner of this match will challenge for the tag titles on Day 2 of Lethal Lottery!

LETHAL LOTTERY ROUND 1 DRAW: Ft. me
I'll have announcements about Lethal Lottery very shortly, as well as the OFFICIAL
DRAW!

LW action: LusterSoldier vs. greengravy vs. B8UCA LW Champion EmeraldEgg
Three LWs, including our champion, face off! But can Emerald do the business against two good competitors?

Broken: Master of Taybles Broken Raven vs. Strife2
Strife gets to experience the MASTER OF TAYBLES BROKEN RAVEN, stripped bare of his partner.

B8UCA Tag-Team Titles: B8UCA Tag-Team Champions TheSultanOfSlam and Mr. Money in the Bank davidponte vs. TheKnightOfNee and Machete
And here's ANOTHER RANDOM TEAM, this time CHALLENGING FOR THE TAG-TEAM TITLES!
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It was a sign at ringside I think before he was released the first time.
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Ok guess I'll do Ruin since I'm back now. Combat will need to immediately follow it.
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Immune: Steiner
Immune: Wigs

Boot: Brohan
Boot: prof
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Mike seems drawn to Mar, and flirts with her
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AdmiralZephyr posted...

Ranticoot posted...

Won't Get Fooled Again

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Immune: Whiskey_Nick
Immune: Terastodon

Boot: Arti
Boot: RayDyn
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3
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TLOU, Uncharted 2, Uncharted 4 in that order

I like Jak and what I played of Crash but those three are a cut above.
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Reigns is really popular among kids and a pretty big merch seller

All the kids in my class and other classes fucking love him for example
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Combat results and can somebody post Ruin too
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XIII_rocks

Boko (MajinZidane)

Steiner

DpObliVion

HanOfTheNekos

Tom Bombadil
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XIII
Dp/Stifled
Solio
emerald
Machete/GTM
Cobain
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TheSultanOfSlam posted...

Had to go with ultimatum. Most interesting also hate uca Rumble you have little to no chance if you arent last 10

Shad won from number 8. It's about finding the right start time, playing with the mechanics and getting a lot of people involved.
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Rumble is the only one that seems to stir up interest outside of UCA members so that.
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Btw

5 7 3 6 4 1 2

Love them all. That is very changeable
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KamikazePotato posted...

Sounds about right

Poor Half-Blood Prince. Only one of the longer books that's getting shut out.

I actually love HBP. One of the better movies too imo. A big part of that is Harry though.
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baubeta posted...

Phoenix fan, what are your thoughts on the first 150 pages or so? I find emo Harry to be unbearable.

It possibly takes too long to get to Hogwarts, but I had no problem with angry Harry.

5 is my favourite. I love the introduction of Luna, especially in such a dark, oppressive setting. She's perfectly judged and used. And I like how it's all Harry's fault at the end. Bitter pill to swallow but so important for his maturity - HBP Harry, who is confident, competent and funny, is probably my favourite incarnation and it's a progression from OOTP.

Oh and Umbrage is one of the best, most brilliantly hateable characters you'll find anywhere. As I got a little older I even started to realise how she's - at least partly - JKR's commentary on heavily exam-focussed teaching and learning.
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Jesus Christ can companies just stop releasing shoddy and unfinished shit

I don't know how accurate this is but it feels like a problem plaguing AAA games more and more
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I'm in Egypt on vacation

Combat soon then Ruin can wait until Sunday or Monday but someone will need to do it for me
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Bump
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So is Spicer just a hapless patsy clown that can serve as a distraction from the more serious shit or did they genuinely appoint him press sec because they thought he'd be good?
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Tom Bombadil

EmeraldEgg

greengravy294

TheRock1525
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75226369
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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75112983
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

Champion vs. Champion: NEW B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion Maniac64 vs. B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion DpOblivion
The winners of the two huge title matches from MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM collide!

Undercard

MELEE MAYHEM Contendership: XIII_rocks vs. eddv
eddv and I tied yesterday, but there can be only one MELEE contender!

Tables Match for the Master of Taybles Title: BrokenRaven vs. Master of Taybles Tom Bombadil
Raven gets the shot he should have had last night before becoming embroiled in a triple-threat! He'll still want revenge on eddv at some point, I assume. First vote with a message ID ending 0 wins.

Tag Champs vs. A RANDOM TEAM: B8UCA Tag-Team Champions TheSultanOfSlam and Mr. Money in the Bank davidponte vs. eaedwards and Boko
With Lethal Lottery in just two weeks, we've got to build it up with a RANDOM TAG-TEAM, so let's do it!

LW Championship REMATCH: Solioxrz362 vs. NEW B8UCA LW Champion EmeraldEgg
EmeraldEgg got the biggest win of his short career last night against Solio, but he'll need to repeat the trick to retain the championship!

LW clash: Machete vs. GTM
Can one of these stake a claim to a future LW title shot?

Hahaha losers: The Empire of Silence (StifledSilence and NEW Jester Shaduln) vs. Strife2 and Apollo_Phoenix
A hilarious bunch of losers here, including the NEW jester, fucking royalty, Shad!

UNLEASH RUIN VOTE FORM

Maniac vs. DP
XIII vs. eddv
Raven vs. Tom
Sultan/david vs. eaed/Boko
Solio vs. Egg
Machete vs. GTM
Stifled/Shad vs. Strife/Apollo
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God damnit I didn't actually post Ruin

I typed the card and saved it and then updated some of the files but didn't actually post the card

Lame
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Also Sultan/david are still champions, of course. Small error in the results there.
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@Tom_Bombadil if you're able to edit the PPV file, could you go into it and give Mountain of Mayhem heading 4? I can't do it.
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Also congratulations to Emerald on the 100th LW Championship Reign in the history of that great championship! It, and the tag titles, are the only two titles that have never been altered in any way, shape or form.
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Find CPU! Take back the MELEE Championship!

I will do my best to find him and bring him back!

@IhatethisCPU, come to Lethal Lottery Day 2 and PUT THAT TITLE ON THE LINE!
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MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM Results

Stifled 6-7 DpOblivion
DP is still the B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion

eaed 6-8 Maniac
Maniac is the new B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion

Apollo/Strife 5-9 Sultan/david
Sultan/david is the new B8UCA Tag-Team Champion

Raven - 3
eddv - 6
XIII - 6
eddv and XIII, co-number one contenders after simultaneously pinning Raven!

Emerald 9-5 Solio
Emerald is the new B8UCA LW Champion
Emerald did it! An explosive victory for the new guy, and he takes the LW Championship!

Tom def. gravy and Stevie to retain the taybles title
And will defend against Raven tomorrow night on Ruin!

Boko 10-5 Shad
Shad is the new Jester!





Ruin will be up soon
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FUCKSHITGUESS

Not really, but I did see that in China one time
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digi

MoogleKupo141

profDEADPOOL

Korayashi

XIII_rocks

Bane_Of_Despair
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Seems like serious incompetence by the airline to be honest
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WiggumFan267

Whiskey_Nick

RayDyn (Sgt Sphynx)

MrSmartGuy

Paratroopa1

The Raven 2 (ZeroSignal620)
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@Shaduln @Solioxrz362 @Stevie3V
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DP
eaed
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XIII
Emerald
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Boko
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Bump
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Oh thanks
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HanOfTheNekos

Tom Bombadil

TheRock1525

Justin_Crossing (Chaeix)

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Eddv
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