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Dp
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This rivalry is not being settled on a god damn tie.

Overtime. Winner of this fall wins the match!
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Oh duh

10
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I am the devil

Or at least his advocate in this situation

Stifled
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DP has a 3-2 lead. Will Stifled make a comeback?
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Spoilers

DP will

Dp
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Who will face David at Modern Warfare?!
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Oh SHIT
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https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/856559855938744320

Love Rusev so much
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Also the Undisputed Title match is LOCKED at 2-2, 3-3. Great match! (Definitely the best LETHAL IRONMAN match)
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Wait Sultan when did you get that exactoglove
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Hurt David
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Ooh yeah. Good call. Controversy!

Hurt sultan
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MZero11 posted...

digi
MSG

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Hurt Apollo
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Stifled opens up a 3-1 lead.

DP
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Hurt David
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The Boss
James Bond
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what, this is news?
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@GTM @Tom_Bombadil @StifledSilence @DpObliVion @IhatethisCPU @Eddv
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@Maniac64 @Solioxrz362 @TheSultanOfSlam @davidponte @eaedwards6400 @WiggumFan267 @Apollo_Phoenix @Eddv @BrokenRaven
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75270979
LETHAL LOTTERY DAY 2 BABY
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FEEL THE LETHALITY IN THIS VOTE FORM

Stifled vs. DP
Solio vs. EmeraldEgg
eddv vs. Raven
CPU vs. eaed
Tom/Apollo vs. Sultan/david

HURT ONCE PER HOUR AND NEVER THE SAME USER TWICE IN A ROW, UNLESS THERE ARE ONLY TWO COMPETITORS LEFT

Maniac - 5
Solio - 5
Sultan - 5
david - 5
eaed - 5
Wigs - 5
Apollo - 5
XIII - 5
eddv - 5
Raven - 5
GTM - 5
Tom - 5
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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75112983
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENTS

Lethal Lottery Battle Royal: Maniac64 vs. Solioxrz362 vs.
B8UCA Tag-Team Champion TheSultanOfSlam vs. Mr. Money in the
Bank and B8UCA Tag-Team Champion davidponte vs.
NEW B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion eaedwards vs.
WiggumFan267 vs. Apollo_Phoenix vs. XIII_rocks vs. eddv vs. Broken Raven vs. GTM
vs. Tom Bombadil
It's the annual Lethal Lottery battle royal! Which of these 12 men will advance to
Modern Warfare to challenge for the Undisputed Championship?!

Undisputed Title LETHAL IRONMAN MATCH Day 2: StifledSilence vs.
Undisputed Heavyweight Champion DpOblivion
This most prestigious of stipulations reaches its conclusion! Stifled has a 2-1 lead, with the fourth fall tied at 2-2. A reminder that everyone can vote again once somebody gets 5 votes. Who will walk out of Lethal Lottery the Undisputed Champion? Is this a case of third time's the charm for Stifled?

Undercard

B8UCA LW Championship: Solioxrz362 vs. B8UCA LW Champion EmeraldEgg
The outstanding newcomer, Emerald, must prove himself once again against the might of Solio. Can he repeat the trick and retain his LW title here?

Tables Match for the MASTER OF TAYBLES title: eddv vs. Master of Taybles BrokenRaven
eddv and Raven will get a chance to settle things here, while also competing over Raven's title of MASTER OF TAYBLES! It's been a long time coming but I think now is the time to settle things. First vote with a message ID ending in 0 wins the match.

B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Title SNEAKY MATCH: B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion eaedwards vs. B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion IHateThisCPU
eaed finally settled things with Maniac on Day 2, and now has a chance to settle any doubts by beating CPU here and proving once and for all that he is the true MELEE champ. But CPU could be anywhere, and it's pretty difficult to pin down exactly what his motivations are here. This could be a confusing match!
Luckily the stipulation is a little easier. This is a sneaky match, so only votes made in spoiler tags will count. We'll see who's been paying attention!

B8UCA Tag-Team Titles: Space Oddity (Tom Bombadil and Apollo_Phoenix) vs. B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Simply Rich (TheSultanOfSlam and Mr. Money in the Bank davidponte)
In the spirit of Lethal Lottery, the tag titles are on the line against a random team! Can Apollo win here to make Strife jealous?
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Sweet. Thanks
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Day 2 later

Results would help putting the card up but I can do them
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Ok dp/stifled is suspended at 2-2 in this fall, 2-1 overall.

No more votes itt will count
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Immune digi
Boot arti

Immune msg
Boot prof
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Dpoblivion
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Oh and I always thought Summer was pretty decent in the ring and had precious few chances to show it.
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TheRock1525 posted...

When I got old enough to accept wrestling was fake, one of the biggest reasons was "the irish whip makes no sense."

Of course I didn't call it that but that was the logic.

Yeah for me it's always a barrier to realism. First thing I'd ban if I was running a promotion, beyond obvious stuff.

I know everyone knows wrestling is fake but god, you still want to be drawn into the match. The whip is a real barrier to that.

WWE also drops the ball on explaining basic psychology quite a lot. Like, either have the commentators explain - and thus justify - the Irish whip, or don't do it.
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Oh yeah

Immune digi
Boot arti
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Immune msg
Boot prof
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DP
Maniac

Maniac/Solio
Nee/Stifled
eaed/Wigs
Apollo/XIII
Gravy/Stevie
Prof/Nick
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Cool
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The best b8 day
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Thanks Strife
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And that tag title match on day 2 is simply rich vs Tom and apollo
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Oh
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Bump for results
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XIII_rocks posted...

Now, it's time to move on from RNG DECIDES and on to XIII DECIDES!

Because I have made some decisions about Lethal Lottery.

Firstly, the LW title. This is by far the simplest issue to resolve. @Solioxrz362 will get a rematch with @Emeraldegg and a chance to win back the title on Lethal Lottery Day 2!

Next, @Eddv is the MELEE number 1 contender, but as you'll see, that scene is somewhat complicated. He will instead face @BrokenRaven on Day 2 to both settle the issue and challenge for the MASTER OF TAYBLES title.

Now, this is where things get complicated.

The MELEE MAYHEM title. I have had enough with CPU and his little European tour. This company, that title, and myself all deserve more respect. So here is what I am thinking.

At Epopmania, eaed beat Maniac. At Pandemonium, they tied as CPU took a shock victory. And at MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM, it was @Maniac64 who defeated @eaedwards6400. These two are 1-1...but neither are the true MELEE MAYHEM Champion. There remains the issue of @IhatethisCPU and his absentee championship, his pathetic abandonment of the title last month.

So.

On Day 1 of Lethal Lottery, Maniac will defend the championship against eaedwards one more time. This rivalry over the MELEE MAYHEM title must come to an end one way or another, and they will settle that issue on Day 1.

Then, on Day 2, the winner of that match will face IHateThisCPU to crown the Undisputed MELEE MAYHEM Champion! This complicated and controversial MELEEge á Trois will come to an end at Lethal Lottery. So tune in! CPU, you can selfishly abandon Boko on Day 1 if you wish, but if you do not show up for Day 2, you will be fired.

Now, on to the Undisputed Championship.

It's not a dissimilar situation. I have decided that Stifled and DP, in terms of total votes, are 1-1 in title matches. For me, there is still an element of doubt as to who is the better man. With Lethal Lottery all set to crown a brand new number one contender (unless Stifled were to somehow win again), these two will once again face off. They will settle their dispute, once and for all. Because for the first time in four years, UCA will bear witness to the LETHAL IRONMAN MATCH!

Yes, that's right! The stipulation used to settle the legendary eaed/War feud of 2012 and the XIII/Nick feud of 2013 will once again find its way onto UCA programming. The match will take place over both days of Lethal Lottery. First to five votes wins a fall, and then everybody can vote again. The match will conclude after 48 hours - and the man with the most falls wins!

On Combat, I would like to invite both @StifledSilence and @DpObliVion to a special contract signing to make this match official.

To sum up, then:

Day 1 - all the tag matches, the beginning of DP vs. Stifled, and Maniac vs. eaed.

Day 2 - the Lethal Lottery battle royal, the conclusion of DP vs. Stifled, the winner of Maniac/eaed vs. CPU for the MELEE title, eddv vs. Raven, Solio vs. EmeraldEgg, tag title match (to be decided tonight).

Lethal Lottery will be an unbelievable show! Make sure you're there for it!

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Tomorrow is my birthday and I'm busy all day. Someone is free to post LL day 1 if they wish though

XIII_rocks posted...

It is time for the LETHAL LOTTERY DRAW!

A reminder of the rules of Lethal Lottery. On Day 1, we will see a series of matches consisting of RANDOM TAG-TEAMS! The winners of these teams will then advance to Day 2, where a Battle Royal will be held. The winner of that Battle Royal will become the new number one contender to the Undisputed Championship!

To give us 24 men in the draw, I have re-added prof and Nick to the roster for the purposes of this.

Jester Shad and Undisputed Champ DP are excluded, though Tom is free to include Shad in a jesterdom match on Combat. If he does, Shad will take the place of whoever the new jester is in the draw.

Without further ado, here are the teams!

Maniac/Solio vs. Machete/Luster
Nee/Stifled vs. Sultan/david
eaed/Wigs vs. CPU/Boko
Strife/Emerald vs. Apollo/XIII
eddv/Raven vs. gravy/Stevie
GTM/Tom vs. prof/Nick

The first of many highlights here is the combination of Sultan and david being randomly chosen, our tag champs sticking together even amid the violent, surging sea of the RNG. The EXPLOSION of Apollo and Strife is also very notable, especially since Apollo will have to team up with me. And lastly, eddv/Raven team together even as they continue to be at each other's throats. Which of these men will become the new number 1 contender?!

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Your on my no fun list to
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SantaRPidgey posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

Sure I'll enter The Long Grass.

A wild Zorua appears!

Catch or Run

Sweet!
Catch
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Sure I'll enter The Long Grass.
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Ah screw it

Maniac/eaed
Tom/Apollo
Wigs
Machete/david
XIII
GTM
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Tag
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He's the Atticus Finch of merch lawyers
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IhatethisCPU posted...

(...I legitimately have no idea what that is. ._.)

You don't want to know
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Oh please.

You have no idea what you've just done. I'm going to have to bring WotRMerchLawyer back from the dead for the sixth time and absolutely nobody wants that.
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