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Oh. Not shit. Cool
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Shit.
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OliviaTremor posted...

I think that's what happens when you hire a competent, award winning director and screenwriter and not Zack Snyder/David Ayer.

For real

I like Watchmen though.
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Great work Strife. Big load off there.
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So you want to get rid of KotB?

Fine

You're on. I accept.
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So in UK news, Corbyn is closing the gap a bit and the Tories might - might - not have an overall majority. Would be cool.
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Forceful_Dragon posted...

I have a new favorite #Covfefe tweet

https://twitter.com/twilink11/status/869802139182223360

Hahaha this one is great
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Also suplexing people's heads off
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The boss fight with Krauser

Not the knife fight, phenomenal though it is. The actual boss fight is a triumph that gameplay-wise hasn't been surpassed since.

Love how many different answers there are here though. I don't think anybody has even mentioned the mine cart, the truck ride, the giant Salazar statue, Salazar's right hand, the ending chase, or "It" yet. What a fucking game.
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My share converts to 1170 dollars a month, but housing allowance covers 960-ish of it. So I'm essentially paying 200.
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Nice
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Ok so right click somewhere on the page. Click "view source". Copy and paste what you find there into notepad. Save it as like page1.htm or what have you. Do that with every page.
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Battle royals etc always run past 24 hours.

To archive, view the page source and copy paste into notepad. Save it as a .htm file. You have to do it with all 10 individual pages.
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Tag
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I want those goddamn titles, but let's see how the booking team stack the deck.
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Fucking Rabbids
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Wait, how is Strife booking this

The booking team until NoC is Tom, Apollo and CPU
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Cool
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Also congrats David on being simultaneously HW champ and Mr. MitB
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Oh great

Apollo, Tom and CPU, there are 6 shows between now and Night of Champions and they are yours to book

Yay for allowing SSW to take over the company oh actually that's awful
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Hm time up.

Results?
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Team UCA/XIII
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I can do it in the summer maybe probably but by the end of August we'll be back to this again
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@Eddv @Maniac64 @BrokenRaven @Strife2 @ImTheMacheteGuy @LusterSoldier @Shaduln @Emeraldegg @greengravy294 @jedwards1304
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@Tom_Bombadil @IhatethisCPU @eaedwards6400 @StifledSilence @Apollo_Phoenix @TheSultanOfSlam @davidponte @DpObliVion @MajinZidane @GTM
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75367593
B8UCA PRESENTS MODERN WARFARE!
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NIHILISTIC VOTE FORM

david vs. DP
Tom/Apollo vs. Boko/GTM (aka Boko United)
eddv vs. Maniac
Broken Raven vs. Strife2
Egg vs. gravy
Luster vs. Machete vs. Shad

MODERN WARFARE MATCH VOTING

VOTE BASED ON HOW MUCH TIME HAS ELAPSED FROM THIS POST
EVERY TIME THE MATCH CHANGES YOU MAY VOTE AGAIN

0-6 hours: XIII vs. Tom

6-9 hours: XIII vs. CPU/Tom
9-12: XIII/eaed vs. CPU/Tom

12-15: XIII/eaed/Stifled vs. CPU/Tom/Apollo
15-18: XIII/eaed/Stifled vs. CPU/Tom/Apollo

18-21: XIII/eaed/Stifled/Sultan vs. CPU/Tom/Apollo
21-24: XIII/eaed/Stifled/Sultan vs. CPU/Tom/Apollo/Sonic
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80/80

(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75112983
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENTS

B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Championship: Mr. Money in the Bank davidponte vs. B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion DpOblivion
DP defends against dp after the lower-case guy won the Lethal Lottery battle royal and now we have a huge one-on-one EXPLOSION of the top two guys in the company. DP finally got his decisive win over StifledSilence in a Lethal Ironman match and now it's time for him to defend against a new, challenger.

Modern Warfare Match: Team UCA (XIII_rocks, eaedwards, StifledSilence and TheSultanOfSlam) vs. Team SSW (B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Tom Bombadil and Apollo_Phoenix, IHateThisCPU and Sonic the Hedgehog)
CPU and Tom did their best to FUCK UP the UCA recently with their Combat/SSW crossover crap, but that ends tonight! Team UCA will erase this SSW revolution once and for all by winning the Modern Warfare match and controlling the booking while SSW fades neatly into the night.

Rules: A new entrant will be added every few hours, and you can vote again once every time a new entrant comes in. Check the vote form for the specific times.

Undercard

B8UCA Tag-Team Titles: B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Tom Bombadil and Apollo_Phoenix vs. MYSTERY, LEGENDARY RETURNING TEAM
And Tom and Apollo also have a HUGE MATCH defending against a LEGENDARY RETURNING TEAM (that totally isn't Whiskey on the Rocks)!

B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Title HELL IN A CELL match!: eddv (w/ jedwards) vs. NEW B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion Maniac64
Maniac took the title back from CPU for the good of UCA, but the GRIND WILL ALWAYS CONTINUE! As promised, he faces eddv tonight for the title as eddv gets a long, long-awaited title shot! With jedwards in eddv's corner, can Maniac keep the title INSIDE HELL IN A CELL? Votes on :x0 count triple!

Taybles Match for the Master of Taybles Title: B8UCA Master of Taybles Broken Raven vs. Strife2
Yes! Raven defends the tables title against Strife SURPRISE! First vote with a message ID ending in 0 wins!

B8UCA LW Championship: B8UCA LW Champion EmeraldEgg vs. jedwards (aka greengravy)
Egg! gravy! DELICIOUS! Also, tonight could be a huge night for THE DYNASTY.

Welcome to the Jesterdome: LusterSoldier vs. ImTheMacheteGuy vs. Shaduln
I thought Machete had a great chance on Ruin, but he lost embarrassingly. And our UotY is also here!
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Hey guys. The more I try to book and stuff the more I realise I'm behind on everything and I'm no longer able to execute this job as well as I want.

But I think the problem with this is that I basically created too many things to do for any one person. The way I see it, with everyone a lot busier with everything, it's kind of bizarre to put (almost) all of the responsibilities on one person.

So the way I see it, the responsibilities are as follows:

-Generally keep up with who wants what and who is feuding with who
-Book Ruin every week (Monday, preferably)
-Book Combat every week (Thursday preferably)
-Update the Master File and the PPV results file
-Update the title reigns sheet

I'd say at the moment, this is for three people to do - Tom keeps Combat so I need two replacements. One guy should do the first two, and one guy should do the last two once a month.

The first is the most important, though, and I'm definitely not doing that as often as I used to. There's some good stuff happening here that I can't keep up with. I've also run out of time to actually build the PPV, and nobody actually challenged for any titles, so we're actually short of like every match apart from the two mains and Maniac/eddv

Actually when I say that I feel like shutting up shop for good >_>

I don't know. Consider me openly vetting replacements.
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One day we'll be able to actually have political left vs right discussions that aren't drowned by deliberate obfuscation of actual debate/unnecessary, weirdly smug aggression from the most frequent posters of one side (that apparently everyone enables). I almost feel sorry for right-wing people who are normal at this point. You can't make a point without an Ulti or Vlado jumping on, and then shitting on, your bandwagon.
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CaptainOfCrush posted...

Allen has been running and entering the contests (for fun; he is not allowed to compete for any prizes) for years. A few of us joked about pic sabotage but none of us seriously think he's rigging things just to earn a spot on the leaderboard. As creativename said, he's just made some very questionable pic choices. It sucks for the people who are getting screwed over, but you can blame him for a poor understanding of what the best pictures are, not for intentionally messing with the results.

Also Allen winning would be the most hilarious and interesting thing to happen in this contest and we should root for it

Also go 2001 woo
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Damn. I know him best for you know my name, really. Maybe my favourite Bond theme.
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As yeah
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God damnit
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@StifledSilence @TheSultanOfSlam @Solioxrz362 @Strife2 @ImTheMacheteGuy @Emeraldegg @BrokenRaven @Emeraldegg @LusterSoldier
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@eaedwards6400 @Tom_Bombadil @IhatethisCPU @davidponte @Literally_Superman @DpObliVion @Squirrel_Girl @Maniac64 @Apollo_Phoenix
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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75112983
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

MW Build: Future Rocks (eaedwards and XIII_rocks) vs. Tom Bombadil and B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion IHateThisCPU
Yep. At MW, these two teams will face off - with the addition of two more on either side, of course. So I'll be announcing those team members TONIGHT!

Undercard

More MW Build: Mr. Money in the Bank davidponte vs. LITERALLY SUPERMAN
Yep, I called in SUPERMAN to guest on tonight's Ruin, so good luck with that shit

Even MORE MW Build: B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion DpOblivion vs. Squirrel Girl
and then there's this

MW....PREVIEW?!: Maniac64 and B8UCA Tag-Team Champion King Apollo_Phoenix vs. THE DYNASTY (eddv and jedwards aka greengravy)
Maniac and CPU will rematch for the MELEE title on Combat after their tie (hi Tom), and if Maniac wins, he'll face eddv for the title at MW. If not, I'm willing to give THE DYNASTY a tag title shot if they win this! So here's a HOT PREVIEW either way! (Not sure what I should call gravy.)

FUTURE CONTENDERS? Pfffffft: StifledSilence vs. TheSultanOfSlam vs. Solioxrz362 vs. Strife2
A high-powered, almost-totally-heavyweight, S-heavy fatal-four way FOR FREE

B8UCA LW Championship: ImTheMacheteGuy vs. EmeraldEgg
Yep SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

Taybles match for the MASTER OF TAYBLES title: Master of Taybles Broken Raven vs. TheKnightOfNee vs. LusterSoldier
Oh YEAH TITLES ON THE LINE BABY

SURPRISE VOTE FORM

eaed/XIII vs. Tom/CPU
davidponte vs. Literally Superman
DP vs. Squirrel Girl
Maniac vs. Apollo
Stifled vs. Sultan vs. Solio vs. Strife
Machete vs. Egg
Raven vs. Nee vs. Luster
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Jeff Zero posted...

Don't worry, it's opposite day!

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So goddamn close
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Yeah it will literally never happen
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So

Fist the c*** can be a real thing
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Might be a push but hopefully Ruin tomorrow
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1998 with 60.13%
2003 with 62.13%
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Oh alright. I misread it then, I apologise.
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Mr Lasastryke posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

Christ, Lasa

I never said he was "bragging". It's more that I prefer people to say what they mean, not drop it into something else. I think it's a kind of forced blasè attitude, if that makes sense. "I don't care enough to talk about this properly! But I still really need to make a topic about it." I think the issue is more that the last topic was, to me, quite clearly about his dislike of GotG2 (if you disagree, that's probably the issue here), so just fucking say that and be done with it.

well, your post in his other topic was this:

Stealth "ooh look at me I didn't like GOTG2" topic if ever there was one, jesus

definitely seems to me like you're saying that he states his unpopular opinion because he wants attention. perhaps that's not so much "bragging" but you ARE implying that he's trying to get some kind of reaction with his opinion.

Ok cool
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There are issues of staging, of course. If you want this to be presented at a festival, I?m not sure how something like a lighted queef and the resulting melted face is going to be staged, along with huge squads of SWAT members.

I laughed
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