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TopicPeople who say never go to a casino because it is a waste of money
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:05:42 PM
#18
I don't know of anyone who admits to having spent hundreds of thousands at a movie theater.
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TopicWannabe rapper tries to avoid $620 restaurant bill by jumping into the ocean
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:01:20 PM
#39
spudger posted...
great way to promote yourself

Not gonna lie; I never listened to his music before this.

I probably still won't but you know. I could, if I wanted to.
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TopicTony Hawk games were so fun, way back when.
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:58:14 PM
#1
So many fond memories of ollies ten feet high, ollies a good half second after leaving the ramp, doing four of The 900 in one combo, squatting down and having the board magically go forward, outrunning cars by boardsquatting, and of course doing a kickflip and having the board return to your feet to do another kickflip.
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TopicKong Skull Island is absolute GARBAGE!!!!!!
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:53:44 PM
#39
Crap I didn't know about a credits scene

What exactly happened

Gojira
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TopicSaudis have high hopes for Trump following Syria airstrike
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:52:06 PM
#3
TopicSupperman vs Toothface
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:50:09 PM
#3
I guess you better not mess with Magnet Man.
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TopicIf a girl lets you eat the rest of her waffle fries, about how long do you wait
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:48:56 PM
#5
Tell her to wait right there, drive as fast as you van to the nearest K-Mart, buy a diamond ring, get back and sign her up on da spot.
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TopicSupperman vs Toothface
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:47:50 PM
#1
Who wood win

Also Badman can fite Dumsday so dey like swap villins or whatev.
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TopicJoke: what is a mouse's favorite music?
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:41:47 PM
#12
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner
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TopicWhen you look in the mirror, do you like what you see?
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:40:15 PM
#3
Eh.

My face is like if Aaron Eckhart got tied up and put in a room with explosive barrels and his girlfriend got tied up elsewhere and a giant dude dressed in black came into the room and Aaron screamed and knocked the chair over and got oil on his face and really didn't want to leave but the guy dragged him away against his will and then everything exploded and also if he didn't have a cleft chin.

But most days I can look in the mirror without becoming angry and declaring my hatred for the man in the mirror, for what that's worth.
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TopicPope opens free laundromat for the poor.
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:32:45 PM
#5
Wow, this is actually a really good idea.

But I hope they take some precautions preventing needles and stuff ending up in the machines. I'm guessing if it's no charge, there won't be many attendents if any at all
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TopicMan physically assaulted and dragged off United flight by airport security
DevsBro
04/10/17 1:22:28 PM
#65
Nobody ever said it was random. Just that a computer did it.

It seems likely that they only consulted the computer so that they could blame the computer for choosing who it did.

Though you would expect such, there's no guarantee that the computer chose at random. It could have picked the lowest weight passenger, the last to board, the one with the longest name, the one that has thr most "red flags" (as the company sees it), or just the first one in the list that is whatever demohraphic the programmer didn't like.
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TopicGendered bikes are an example of toxic masculinity
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:45:43 AM
#4
It's just a traditional holdover from a time when riding a men's bike as a woman would have been impossible due to skirts.

Don't be so mad.
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TopicI love reading beautifully written scathing reviews.
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:43:59 AM
#4
I also liked the carpet that muffles the screams.
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TopicI love reading beautifully written scathing reviews.
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:35:10 AM
#2
I freaking love irate rants.

Like that one about the Flash and the one about F-Zero GX.
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TopicGood grief Mrs. DevsBro gave me a huge lunch
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:27:38 AM
#11
I already know I'm fat, lol.
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TopicGood grief Mrs. DevsBro gave me a huge lunch
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:26:58 AM
#10
Oh hey there's cucumber in the cantaloupe, which is weird but I like cucumber so that's cool.
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TopicGood grief Mrs. DevsBro gave me a huge lunch
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:25:59 AM
#8
You guys don't like fruit?

Though I think I might save one of these for tomorrow...
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TopicWhy did nobody tell me that growing a beard is difficult
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:16:43 AM
#2
Oh difficult that way.

Honestly, it itches more after you shave. I guess for a day or two when it's short and stubbly or whatever.
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TopicCosmic Star Hwroine comes out tomorrow and I have 50 hours left in Xenogears
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:14:21 AM
#1
To finish first.

I failed you, CSH... :(
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TopicGood grief Mrs. DevsBro gave me a huge lunch
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:12:12 AM
#3
So then why so much fruit?

She should have packed potato chips, cheetos and a gift card to McDonald's.

Which I would be ok with.
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TopicGood grief Mrs. DevsBro gave me a huge lunch
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:09:27 AM
#1
Peanut butter sandwich
Chopped up cantaloupe
A banana
An apple
A pear
Protein Cheerios (for breakfast)
Rice chips

Good grief
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TopicIs this puppy spoiled?
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:04:47 AM
#35
That's pretty incredible. A dog that never sleeps... you should call Ripley's or something.
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TopicHow may email accounts do you have and why?
DevsBro
04/10/17 11:03:23 AM
#12
Too many.

For a lot of reasons. One was because nobody wants an email address that was @compuserve.com, several were so I could make alts, one was because I had to have it for college, several were because I was getting overrun with spam and had to start over.

I winder if my accounts for former employers are still active? Wouldn't matter. The passwords have expired for sure.
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TopicYou have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life. Describe it
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:57:57 AM
#2
TopicDid they ever make a board game based on that Battleship game
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:57:05 AM
#1
based on tht Battleship movie based on that Battleship board game?

If they did, they should make a movie based on it.
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TopicMan physically assaulted and dragged off United flight by airport security
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:53:22 AM
#27
Passengers asked to get off the plane

Oh jeez good job guys be a bunch of stubborn dicks about not getting off the plane, then when they beat up a doctor now all the sudden you want to leave
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Topic$100 but you have to take a day off from work, with pay, without using PTO.
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:44:46 AM
#5
So is the risk supposed to be if you get fired for being a no show with no PTO used?

Your boss is the one offering you the deal.
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TopicWannabe rapper tries to avoid $620 restaurant bill by jumping into the ocean
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:43:26 AM
#30
My favorite part is when the police are about to catch him so he dives underwater.

Precious added seconds of freedom.
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Topic$100 but you have to take a day off from work, with pay, without using PTO.
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:41:26 AM
#1
TopicPutin funded unrest in Ferguson apparently
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:33:37 AM
#55
News sources most to least credible:

Most networks
Fox
Joke news
Your cousin or whatever
Some druggy in an ally
Stuff you just made up
Twitter
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Topicthe legend of heroes games were the best games on ps3
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:31:11 AM
#2
How many are on PS3?

I've been wanting to check these games out but no PSP and my PC is too old.
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TopicIs this puppy spoiled?
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:29:55 AM
#30
So you're saying this bitch won't eventually pass out and get some sleep if you don't make a foot bed?
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TopicWannabe rapper tries to avoid $620 restaurant bill by jumping into the ocean
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:21:27 AM
#25
I think this might be the first ever dine and splash.
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TopicHow do I unfuck up my throat
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:18:43 AM
#10
calamansi juice

What is this?
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TopicHa, so my friend said it would be great if the DCU turned out to be
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:17:09 AM
#1
about the Justice Lords, and in a few films the real Justice League will show up and kick their asses.
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TopicKong Skull Island is absolute GARBAGE!!!!!!
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:13:35 AM
#33
I loved it.

I hated the baddie monsters (basically nothing bipedal is long instead of tall; I guess they were going for the T-Rex look but it doesn't actually look anything like) but Kong ruled and the film's directing was just super amazing, barring that scene where the 40's dude passes the sword to Loki... and the fact that Loki looks like he just wandered onto the set.

I actually kept thinking Loki was gonna end up having some crazy plot twist because not only is tlhe the only thing in the film's intro thst isn't dripping with 70's but they did that ominous over-his-shoulder shot on the ship too. But no, he apparently just wanted to wear a T-shirt instead of his costume.

Also, the oddly 90's feel to the directing in the intro felt weird af but once they got to the island it made sense because I realized they got you thinking temporally to set you up for the reveal that time simply hasn't passed here. It was bizarre but effective.
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TopicWhat if everyone in the world mysteriously orgasmed at same time
DevsBro
04/10/17 10:00:40 AM
#3
What if you were on one of the planes?
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TopicWhat if everyone in the world mysteriously orgasmed at same time
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:56:39 AM
#1
except for you?

Would you feel left out?
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TopicMan Killed, Father Wounded in Gunfight Over Who Would Walk the Dog
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:52:50 AM
#17
http://fox


None of this happend and Chicago might not even be a real place.
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Topic'fears of world war 3 arise after donald trump attacks syria with missiles'
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:51:14 AM
#2
"Only 3? I guess Obama's missiles fired at Syria didn't start a WW3 afterall."
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TopicI kinda feel like the Switch may actually be where gaming is headed
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:48:58 AM
#34
I wish they cared about Metroid.

The last time they made a game that wasn't meant to kill the series, they made a game so bad that it actually did kill the series, and the last game they made before that was in 2007.
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TopicThor: Ragnarok teaser trailer
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:45:28 AM
#10
TopicI kinda feel like the Switch may actually be where gaming is headed
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:42:53 AM
#30
I don't think this is up for debate.

The only question is exactly how garbage of a future video gaming has as a result.
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TopicThor: Ragnarok teaser trailer
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:41:06 AM
#7
I still haven't seen the last one.

I dunno why everyone hated the first though. Solid film.
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TopicThis site is terrible on mobile. Hate it.
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:38:32 AM
#33
Do they even have a Chrome adblock for mobile?
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TopicRemember the N64 Rumble Pak?
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:37:37 AM
#4
Nintendo.

"Hey, buy the new N64."
"Oh and buy a Rumble Pak that we've made clear was simply removed so you could buy it separately by having a port dor it on the controller."
"Oh and buy a memory expansion thing that ditto."

"Hey buy the new Wii."
"It has thirty trillion controllers, all sold separately."
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Topicdoes skin have calories?
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:32:31 AM
#10
As you know, green butter is a huge amiibo collector.
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TopicEvery SNES RPG other than Lufia and Secret of Evermore has been remade
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:31:39 AM
#46
Looks like TC is confusing 'remake' with 'port'.

And "sequel," evidently.
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