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TopicWhat's the deal with taxes?
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:25:59 AM
#4
But I bought the audit insurance nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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TopicAnd now websites are digging into the past of the United Doctor
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:20:25 AM
#9
I would be pissed if I was asked to leave a plane after paying for a ticket and boarding. But I wouldn't refuse to get off.

Me neither but it's kind of a different thing completely for this guy. I mean if I don't show up for work, nobody's gonna die.
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TopicAnd now websites are digging into the past of the United Doctor
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:15:40 AM
#3
"Yeah but he was an asshole"

Yeah well so are you.
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TopicIs it better to be optimistic or pessimistic?
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:13:18 AM
#6
Are people just picking their own alignment? I can't think of a single positive to being a pessimist. And you know what, if you're really a pessimist, neither can you.
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TopicWhat's the deal with taxes?
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:11:04 AM
#2
I just realized that came out wrong. Last year was legit. Mrs. DevsBro's grad school expenses we recorded at the last second beought us to right about $0. We didn't do amything shady.
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TopicWhat's the deal with taxes?
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:09:29 AM
#1
Why did I narrowly dodge several thousand dollars having to pay last year, then did nothing different and now get several thousand dollars of refund this year?

I don't understaaaaaaaand.
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TopicHypothetical: You suddenly have to paid a $10,000 unexpected fine.
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:07:03 AM
#25
Wouldn't be able to do it under normal circumstances but somehow I ended up with a crazy huge refund this year so that plus emergency fund and savings would cover it.

But I really can't think.of any reason I would be fined $10k.
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TopicSome obese woman at Walmart loudly commented on...
DevsBro
04/11/17 10:04:00 AM
#19
No dude, that would be playing right into their hands. You don't wanna know what they'll do when they find you.
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TopicPost whatever song you're listening to every time you click this topic
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:58:38 AM
#2
Nothing but I do have Queen's Good Company stuck in my head.
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TopicME Andromeda is great
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:56:53 AM
#6
I don't know a single person in real life that cherishes all the weeb trash that's heralded here, know plenty of folks enjoying ME, fallout 4, for honor, etc though

I dunno how old you and your friends are but a lot of people who still play lots of Japanese games grew up when Japan still made most the best games... at least on consoles.
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TopicSome obese woman at Walmart loudly commented on...
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:53:34 AM
#12
I will say there are lots of automatic doors that just take way too long.

Not that I would try to battering ram my way through like TC though.
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TopicChinese kids got mixed to death.
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:45:49 AM
#14
<___<

i mean... it's china...

That's not fair dude. Overpopulation in China is a problem but what about these kids' families?
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TopicChinese kids got mixed to death.
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:28:55 AM
#5
Hm, apparently this is some kind of stationary machine and not one of those trucks.
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TopicME Andromeda is great
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:26:49 AM
#2
This is the Internet. We don't like things here. Come up with some unspecific criticisms of the game and forget to mention ay positives whatsoever, then compare it to feces.

This is about as close as you can get to saying something positive on the Internet.
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TopicLeft Bang Bang Chicken in my car over night. Wish me luck.
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:18:12 AM
#4
I had a buffalo chicken sandwich from cheesecake factory once.

The buffalo sauce was sweet. Not even kidding.

Never went back.
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TopicITT: 500 things we're morally opposed to.
DevsBro
04/11/17 9:11:48 AM
#9
This topic certainly has more potential to reach 500 than any ever did.

As soon as we get tired of arguing about aborting somebody just has to say automatic transmissions and the whole thing just flares up again.
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TopicYou know what's not funny?
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:51:27 AM
#1
"Hey remember earlier in the routine when I made a joke? I'm gonna mention it out of context so you can feel like you're on the inside of an inside joke!"

And yet the audience has to be take out on stretchers because their laughter literally suffocated them.

"Like what does flying by the seat of your pants mean? How in the world do you fly by the seat of your pants? I'm picturing a dude flying through the air, butt first, with his torso and legs streaming behind him flapping in the breeze."

*twenty minutes later*

"And so I said 'You didn't tell me you were a rodeo clown.' Yeah, that guy was flying by the seat of his pants for sure."

*explosive laughter*
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TopicI got my old PS2 working again!!!
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:44:52 AM
#2
PS2 was one of the best systems ever.
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TopicDone your taxes yet US CEmen?
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:43:06 AM
#2
Yep.

I hate Spring. And Winter for that matter. This crap takes tht long that it ruins Winter too.

Also allergies ruin Spring.

Screw Spring.
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TopicC/D A EMP would a worse war crime than detonating Fatman in New York + Chicago.
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:40:03 AM
#3
Well yes, if you compare an EMP ten trillion times the magnitude of the nuke, then yes it would be worse.

Hey TC, what would be worse, a guy with a gun or a toddler?

Oh btw when the toddler sits down, he crushes an entire country.
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TopicTransformers: The Last Knight looks incredible. Finally, a feminist robot movie!
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:37:24 AM
#21
So with the "Transformers" title and all the feminism stuff this has to be a stealth transgender thing right?
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TopicTo be honest, I would have taken that $1600 from United Airlines.
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:36:17 AM
#10
They give you multiple $100 vouchers that can't be used at the same time. Plus they expire. I doubt you're planning on taking 15 flights in a year.

Wow that's a terrible deal.
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TopicDoes it offend you when something is overpriced?
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:33:35 AM
#6
No, its just funny.

This.

I actually can't come up with a single rationalization for being offended at high prices. Maybe if the commodity in question were the only food. That might rustle my jimmies.
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TopicHow come prisoners get free lunch but not kids in school?
DevsBro
04/11/17 8:31:42 AM
#6
If there's one thing Democrats love, it's prisoners. If there's one thing Democrats hate, it's children.

Also every single prisoner would literally die if they didn't feed them at no charge. This probably goes for a handful of kids but it's rare for a situation to reach that point in the Western world.

If you're a poor kid, you get free lunch.

Really? I remember them having a program when I was a kid where breakfast and lunch were discounted but I don't think they were ever free. Then again I never qualified so maybe.
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TopicTell me how terrible the food at Domino's is.
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:33:27 PM
#16
byron posted...
DevsBro posted...
Qas honestly better before they redid everything.

Wrong. It was trash before. Now it's pretty good.


Other way around amigo
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TopicWhy do people get so asshurt over new cars
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:31:52 PM
#34
Mernardi posted...
Because it's a stupid investment. You lose a lot of value once you drive it off the lot.

A used car has a lot better value and it doesn't lose thousands of dollars when you take it off the lot.

It's not an investment at all and it's not supposed to be. Derp.

I wouldn't do it myself because there are better things to spend that kind of money on but eh. To each his own.
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Topic$100 but you have to take a day off from work, with pay, without using PTO.
DevsBro
04/10/17 9:20:02 PM
#14
Guys it's not complicated.
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TopicTell me how terrible the food at Domino's is.
DevsBro
04/10/17 4:44:46 PM
#2
Qas honestly better before they redid everything.
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Topic15 years later. why are fanboys still salty twin snakes being gc exclusive?
DevsBro
04/10/17 4:38:35 PM
#8
Snake Eater didn't have OTS camera. Subsistence might have but SE did not.

The first-person aim does horrible misbalance the game--especially against Mantis--but as you say, you don't have to use it, and the game is a supplement instead of a replacement anyway.
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Topic>Lifeguard episode of Spongebob is on
DevsBro
04/10/17 4:36:10 PM
#2
Larry the Lobster leaves a guy in charge of the beach because he had white on his nose and claimed to be a lifeguard.
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TopicIt's been 4 years since man fan, the thing that killed this forum
DevsBro
04/10/17 4:34:16 PM
#3
It's been longer than that. It was at latest 2012.
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TopicAt what time did CE die?
DevsBro
04/10/17 4:27:04 PM
#10
TopicWork sucks
DevsBro
04/10/17 4:08:15 PM
#7
Yeah but money and all so
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TopicWomen created men
DevsBro
04/10/17 3:48:23 PM
#5
Topicwhy do girls write messages on paper and post them online?
DevsBro
04/10/17 3:01:35 PM
#2
I dunno, why do girls major in crap like English?
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TopicThe thing with turkey is it's too huge to cook all in one go.
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:58:33 PM
#5
Topic****you and your ****ing guns
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:55:36 PM
#18
"You know i bet the thought of DUI laws would have prevented him from driving drunk and killing that person"

People will break laws. It doesn't mean they shouldn't exist.

I don't disagree with you here. But unlike DUI, there are plenty of good reasons for gun ownership to be legal.
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TopicThe MGS1 torture section forces you to become a god at mashing
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:52:21 PM
#10
I had a mad catz controller that ocelot couldn't detect.

I'm pretty sure he couldn't detect any of them. He was just bluffing.
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Topic****you and your ****ing guns
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:48:38 PM
#8
You know I bet the thought of breaking a law about gun ownership would have struck his consciense and prevented him from attempting to murder multiple childrn, which he was presumably ok with.
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TopicThe MGS1 torture section forces you to become a god at mashing
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:42:08 PM
#4
Just put the flat part of your fingernail on the button and go back and forth.

Easy.
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TopicHave you ever experienced an earthquake?
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:41:15 PM
#38
Yeah, once when I was a little kid. I slept through it.
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Topica pair of qt Jehovah Witnesses girls came to my door
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:37:59 PM
#3
Yes, very much so. They've visited me a few times and always been super-polite.

I'm not all that familiar with what they believe but supposedly some of it is way off base from biblical teaching.
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TopicGood grief Mrs. DevsBro gave me a huge lunch
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:34:55 PM
#14
Ugh, too much.

I'll save the apple for later.
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TopicAre you interested in playing any sport professionally if given the chance?
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:32:32 PM
#7
Nah, even if I were the athletic type, fame is definitely not for me.
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TopicThat kid in elementary school who went through the door without touching it
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:31:22 PM
#1
Remember him? Every keeps the door open in the line except this one kid who just went through while the door was closing so the next person had a harder time with it.




H
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Topic"Sitting is the new smoking" is such a millennial thing to say
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:15:39 PM
#7
This is a really weird comparison.

So sitting is as bad as smoking. Seems to me the only way to even make the comparison at all is if you separate both actvities, whoch means you're comparing a guy who smokes and never sits down (does he even sleep standing? Does lying down not count? Does he belly flop onto the bed to avoid the sitting position?) to someone who never smokes.
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TopicTony Hawk games were so fun, way back when.
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:09:39 PM
#8
Whoch one was it where Jamie Thomas had that one-wheeled manual where he throws firecrackers?
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TopicTony Hawk games were so fun, way back when.
DevsBro
04/10/17 2:06:23 PM
#5
"Yeah there was this thing at customs..."
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