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| Topic | Where do you guys think me and this girl stand? |
| Phoro 03/23/24 3:23:59 PM #432 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Super neurotic dude's hung up on a woman who more-or-less ghosted him, and he's trying to find a way to get her back without scaring her off for good. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Favorite Mad TV skits? |
| Phoro 03/23/24 3:07:44 PM #4 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c5b9bb28.jpg
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Less People Have Been Using Twitter and TikTok |
| Phoro 03/23/24 2:16:40 PM #9 | SocialistGamer posted...
My dad is obsessed with Tiktok. This is why the numbers are down. Once the old folks show up, the kids gotta find the hip new spot. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Show us your cute pets. |
| Phoro 03/23/24 2:13:50 PM #6 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b8cdb141.jpg
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Where do you guys think me and this girl stand? |
| Phoro 03/22/24 9:49:05 PM #419 | Well this was a thread!
Thanks for helping me pass the last couple long hours of work TC, I'm sure we haven't heard the last of this... situation, but I wish you the best! I was pretty much the same way about women when I was younger. Either incapable of moving on or needing to know just what I did wrong. The thing is, whatever you think you need to get over this hump, I promise you it won't be enough. You want this girl to be with you. She doesn't want that. And that fucking sucks. But nothing will change that at this point. Stop re-reading her texts, stop bugging everyone you know for advice. Let time do its thing. It'll get better. I promise it will. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Video game prices have gotten stupid |
| Phoro 03/22/24 4:49:15 PM #170 | Cheater87 posted...
I always buy games on sale. This. I have literally thousands of games in my backlog. I never buy games new anymore. I wait 3 to 6 months and buy when they're 50% off or more. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Recommend me a mobile game. |
| Phoro 03/22/24 4:44:14 PM #17 | Turbam posted...
Vampire Survivors This. Also I play Marvel Snap. Not a bad game. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Getting turned down is depressing as hell. |
| Phoro 03/22/24 2:25:56 PM #55 | DarkAssassin89 posted...
Dont foist your dependency off on others. Suggesting happiness in life cant be achieved without being in a relationship is nonsense. Umbreon was pretty clearly addressing those who do want to find romance and feel like they never will. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Getting turned down is depressing as hell. |
| Phoro 03/22/24 1:18:57 AM #43 | wanderingshade posted...
Foregone.... Destruction God I love that map. I used to absolutely dominate it with a sniper on Dreamcast... mostly because I was one of only 7 people to own the mouse and keyboard and play that game. Those were some good times --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Hypothetical: Every time you think about deeding, you do 5 pushups instead |
| Phoro 03/22/24 12:38:01 AM #6 | I don't really *think* about masturbating... I think about fucking, and if I can't fuck, I masturbate.
So if we replace 'deeding' with 'fucking', I'd probably do a couple hundred pushups a day in this hypothetical. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV |
| Phoro 03/21/24 12:30:56 AM #35 | BlueberryWaffle posted...
HBO Max. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV |
| Phoro 03/21/24 12:11:26 AM #32 | Where is this series playing?
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Would you wear this watch I just bought? |
| Phoro 03/20/24 7:04:03 PM #30 | Not my style, but I do like the colors. Reminds me of the old Star Fox game watch
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6e7b6627.jpg --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Reddit IPO pricing will be out today, in about 1-2 hours |
| Phoro 03/20/24 6:58:07 PM #27 | Bass posted...
I have no idea why you think I'm trolling. I'll leave, though. Jesus, man. You're no good to him if you're not blindly buying shares Anyway, I hope this doesn't mean no more porn on Reddit. It's 90% of the reason I use it --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | I turned down sex for gaming |
| Phoro 03/20/24 6:12:33 PM #11 | chaos_knight posted...
FF16 is fun and the story so far is fun. Though I'm guessing it gets stupid at some point. Nah, don't listen to em. It's pretty great all the way through. I love the combat. Make sure to play as many of those combat challenge obelisk things as you can. I sunk dozens of hours into finishing just those. Too much fun I also definitely turned down sex at least once for this game. Worth it --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | What's the saddest song you've ever heard? |
| Phoro 03/17/24 3:45:25 PM #101 | A child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay He learned to walk while I was away And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew He said, "I'm gonna be like you, Dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you..." --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Today was my first birthday I spent on my own #blogfaqs |
| Phoro 03/17/24 3:42:02 PM #3 | Happy birthday just the same
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Shittopic |
| Phoro 03/16/24 9:32:32 PM #47 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a3f3090b.jpg
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | What's the most fucked up anime you have ever watched? |
| Phoro 03/16/24 9:29:02 PM #126 | Golden Boy
I don't watch much anime tho. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Trump making terroristic threats if he doesn't get elected |
| Phoro 03/16/24 8:57:36 PM #32 | AceVanquish posted...
Yeah, because I have the maturity of a grown adult I dont jump to ridiculous conclusions about things like that. Wonderful! That literally makes you more qualified for the presidency than Trump, who doesn't possess the maturity of a grown adult. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Trump making terroristic threats if he doesn't get elected |
| Phoro 03/16/24 8:55:47 PM #30 | Block_that_Kick posted...
Is this better? I'm pretty sure he said "Obomba", which definitely makes it better. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | How do you avoid turning your public appearances into this? |
| Phoro 03/16/24 8:29:25 PM #10 | Solid_Sonic posted...
Actually that was an apology for a series of fraudulent trips he billed the government for and pocketed the money. Oh. So like Trump. Only more apologetic and less whiny. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | How do you avoid turning your public appearances into this? |
| Phoro 03/16/24 6:51:05 PM #7 | ... Did he win?
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | When's the last time you go laid? |
| Phoro 03/15/24 9:00:07 PM #26 | Today, around 3am. I love sleepy sex
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | I don't get the love for Poor Things (spoilers) |
| Phoro 03/11/24 6:30:46 PM #11 | mustachedmystic posted...
Why? Do you think it is pedophilic? Not necessarily, since the men she fucks don't technically know. But I think it severely muddles the message of female sexual empowerment that the movie otherwise nails. Plus, you know. It's just fucking gross. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | I don't get the love for Poor Things (spoilers) |
| Phoro 03/10/24 6:18:08 PM #9 | I loved the movie overall, but it did sort of have one glaring problem that I couldn't quite get past, and I found it odd how little attention was brought to that fact by others who watched it.
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | DVD cases are making a comeback at Walmart via 4K bundling |
| Phoro 03/10/24 6:12:16 PM #16 | TMOG posted...
Hi, me, for the same reason I buy physical games rather than digital -- it's a more reliable format that's always accessible rather than being at the whim of whatever streaming service currently owns the license. This. Except the last part. I love buying absolute schlock on DVD that I find at the thrift store or Zia Records. I host a weekly Bad Movie Night at my house, and some of the absolute best stuff is nonsense I bought on a whim and had no idea about. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Scenario: you know how to solve cancer, AIDS, hunger and old age... |
| Phoro 03/10/24 6:04:58 PM #9 | Plot twist!
The old man is me from the future. I need to stop myself from publishing the "cure" because it actually causes everyone to get cancer and AIDS and become old and hungry! I'm welcome. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Is the term "pussy" hot or gross in your opinion |
| Phoro 03/10/24 4:49:57 PM #14 | Jagr_68 posted...
Latter just makes you sound like a cannibal. Or a serial killer. Dahmer vibes either way. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Is the term "pussy" hot or gross in your opinion |
| Phoro 03/10/24 4:34:32 PM #11 | In my experience, it's pretty much my go-to word for pillow talk.
"Lemme eat that pussy" sounds quite a bit better than "lemme eat that vagina"... I even had a hard time typing that. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Republican Wanted in Las Vegas Strip Murder Surrenders |
| Phoro 03/10/24 4:24:28 PM #11 | How old is the daughter? If she's a legit child, then I can at least understand where the anger at someone offering her coke would come from.
But if she's an adult? Fuck outta here. It's Vegas. I get offered drugs all the time. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | SNL basically coasting on how good-looking Sydney Sweeney is |
| Phoro 03/10/24 6:36:31 AM #18 | SNL can still occasionally be great, but the Sweeney episode was pretty bad, yeah.
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Scientists reconstructed a 3D model of Adam |
| Phoro 03/10/24 5:06:43 AM #37 | Mistere_Man posted...
I believe they did that years ago. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f672f27f.jpg --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | What's she looking at?? |
| Phoro 03/09/24 10:23:40 PM #5 | The first average sized dick she's ever seen in person.
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Scientists reconstructed a 3D model of Adam |
| Phoro 03/09/24 10:05:34 PM #32 | ShineboxPhil posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ccd1f7ff.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/52e72742.jpg --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | mo money mo problems? |
| Phoro 03/09/24 10:02:35 PM #5 | It's a risk I'm willing to take.
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | How often do you guys have to cut your nails? |
| Phoro 03/09/24 6:14:54 PM #25 | JTilly posted...
I think about every week and a half sounds ballpark This feels about right. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | ITT: Images you can hear |
| Phoro 03/09/24 6:10:47 PM #19 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ef640500.jpg
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Why lol |
| Phoro 03/09/24 5:38:07 PM #4 | I'm not your bro, guy.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/27df5de0.jpg --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | One of the rare times in which Larry was right. *Curb Your Enthusiasm Spoilers* |
| Phoro 03/09/24 5:34:45 PM #21 | rexcrk posted...
Im always surprised when I see that people here like Curb Your Enthusiasm tbh lol. Seems like something a lot of yall would find offensive Nah. Unlike the Right, most of us on the Left are perfectly capable of laughing at ourselves. Most of us. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | One of the rare times in which Larry was right. *Curb Your Enthusiasm Spoilers* |
| Phoro 03/09/24 5:33:07 PM #20 | C_Pain posted...
I'd say Larry is probably right maybe 60 to 70% of the time in fact, but it's just that he goes about communicating his views in an asshole way. Although in later seasons he is more unhinged. I'd be interested to do a statistical analysis to see actually what the percentage is. One egregious example that comes to mind is when that woman took his sweater from his car at the beach, and fucking Cheryl didn't think there was anything wrong with that. This. He's not right all the time (and he knows it, it's part of the joke and why the show is as great as it is), but when he's right, he's usually FUCKING A RIGHT. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Dune 2- Bad guys seemed almost cartoonish. [SPOILERS] |
| Phoro 03/09/24 5:26:09 PM #14 | I agree with you on numbers 8 and 9. Everything else was properly explained.
But yeah, I didn't like how they handled the usage (or non usage) of the personal shields and the way the "slow but fast" technique was inconsistent. And 9 is just dumb. In the book, the houses more or less accept Paul as Emperor, and the Holy War is Paul ensuring his station and paving the way for We'll see what happens next tho --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | It's impressive how badly A Link to the Past aged. |
| Phoro 03/09/24 5:08:03 PM #22 | Accolon posted...
Literally suck my butt. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | Why lol |
| Phoro 03/09/24 5:07:24 PM #2 | Because you touch yourself at night.
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
| Topic | ITT: We post our biggest crush >_> |
| Phoro 03/09/24 5:06:36 PM #22 | But Black Dynamite, I *sell* drugs to the community!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/21f2b14a.jpg --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin |
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