The obscene amount of back pain one would have if you had breasts the size they are depicted in games, or that the pose in question would actually require that the person have snapped their spine in half to make it.
Back at my first job as a teenager at a movie theater, a coworker that I had a brief thing with had absolutely massive breasts. Shockingly huge, I mean. To my dumb teen self, that was the hottest thing ever, so I was vocally flabbergasted when she off-hand mentioned that she was planning on getting a breast reduction surgery before she went to college in a couple years. She then very simply told me that yes, it was hot for me, but she needed a freaking back brace at 16 and didn't want to do that anymore.When I was a teenager during the mid 90's, I had several friends on mIRC. One of them was a girl a couple years younger than me who said she needed custom-made bras. She was like 13 with larger than D size cups.
Set me the fuck straight there.
The average female body. Everyone just has massive boobs and olympian-level physiques.What alternate reality do you live in where women in video games have massive boobs?
Weapons, armor, how people fight.Yeah, overly elaborate one on one combat with bladed weapons while unarmored is extremely unrealistic. Most combat in those situations would be shockingly short, as your wrists and forearms are almost always exposed and a cut there is enough to render you unable to wield a weapon most of the time. It's not flashy, but it is effective.
Guns. Anything and everything related to guns. Noise. Silencers. Never having to reload. Shotguns clearing out whole rooms of guys. Machine guns that can fire for 10 minutes. And more.Also getting shot and flying backward from the force of a handgun bullet? I'm no expert, but I don't think that's how that works?
Guns. Anything and everything related to guns. Noise. Silencers. Never having to reload. Shotguns clearing out whole rooms of guys. Machine guns that can fire for 10 minutes. And more.
HackingThe hell you say!
And then they always end the call abruptly without saying goodbye or anything.This bugs me. No one ever says goodbye on the phone in media. Like, are they trying to teach everyone to be dicks?
The average female body. Everyone just has massive boobs and olympian-level physiques.
The average female body. Everyone just has massive boobs and olympian-level physiques.A lot of anime and hentai artists didn't see a woman's nipple until around the mid 2000s.
The sound punches and kicks make in a fight
The sound a gun makes
Getting shot multiple times only takes a little bit of health away, and you can regain health in a few seconds and walk away.This is forgivable in games as outside of a niche audience, realistic bullet trauma health is terrible mechanic for game design.
Guns. Anything and everything related to guns. Noise. Silencers. Never having to reload. Shotguns clearing out whole rooms of guys. Machine guns that can fire for 10 minutes. And more.
Trying to control another person with joint locks. Pressure from one hand or foot is not enough to control anyone unless they already have severe arthritis.
This is forgivable in games as outside of a niche audience, realistic bullet trauma health is terrible mechanic for game design.That's one reason why I like games like GoldenEye and Perfect Dark. You don't heal up during a mission, so every shot makes the mission that much harder, especially in missions like Control, Caverns and Cradle on GE and Air Force One and CI Defense on Perfect Dark.
Also getting shot and flying backward from the force of a handgun bullet? I'm no expert, but I don't think that's how that works?