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WingsOfGood
09/23/25 8:41:02 PM
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Strider102
09/23/25 8:41:33 PM
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Who's this Candlejack person you guys k

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LordFarquad1312
09/23/25 8:43:07 PM
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You know, I never knew why people would delete their sigs after typing Candlejack.
Does he go into your setting and erase it before taki

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OneSpookyGirl
09/23/25 8:44:10 PM
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Lmfao, Candlejack was one of the wo

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MegamanXfan21xx
09/23/25 8:44:23 PM
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Seriously? We're still doing Candlejack jokes in freaking 202

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mach25687
09/23/25 8:46:05 PM
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LOL, I remember Candlejack I

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Bass
09/23/25 8:48:01 PM
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Pretty sure you didn't stop in the middle of the word for the Candlejack meme since

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Strider102
09/23/25 8:49:08 PM
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Guys, I managed to escape from Candlejack, he said to "quit fucking sum

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Giacomo_Hawkins
09/23/25 8:49:35 PM
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Y'all are weird for typing Candlejack and then posting a half finished sentence.

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MegamanXfan21xx
09/23/25 11:49:58 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Y'all are weird for typing Candlejack and then posting a half finished sentence.
Blasphemer! Candlejack jokes are a sacred thing on the inte

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Paragon21XX
09/23/25 11:51:36 PM
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Candlejack is nice to hit post after ta

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A_Good_Boy
09/23/25 11:54:03 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/08340604.jpg

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WingsOfGood
09/24/25 8:09:56 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/08340604.jpg

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Kisai
09/24/25 8:12:12 AM
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MegamanXfan21xx posted...
Blasphemer! Candlejack jokes are a sacred thing on the inte
Don't bother trying to reply. Your words can no longer reach him where he is now.

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TomClark
09/24/25 8:45:05 AM
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I know this is meant to be a Candlejack topic, but I need to hijack it to tell you the truth about what happened to Ceej and SBAllen.

Like all good stories, it starts with a cat, a bottle of absinthe, and a game of strip poker late one night at GameFAQs headquarters. Brace yourselves, because this will change everything you thought you knew about the site.

What happened was, after downing too many shots and losing too much underwear, an enraged Allen turned to Ceej a

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Kanaya413
09/24/25 8:45:59 AM
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TomClark posted...
I know this is meant to be a Candlejack topic, but I need to hijack it to tell you the truth about what happened to Ceej and SBAllen.

Like all good stories, it starts with a cat, a bottle of absinthe, and a game of strip poker late one night at GameFAQs headquarters. Brace yourselves, because this will change everything you thought you knew about the site.

What happened was, after downing too many shots and losing too much underwear, and enraged Allen turned to Ceej a
Its too bad you were taken because I wanted to know about the cat

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Strider102
09/24/25 8:50:00 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Its too bad you were taken because I wanted to know about the cat

Maybe the cat scratched the hell out of Candlejack which caused hi

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WingsOfGood
09/24/25 9:04:28 AM
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CjayC said Candlejack and was gone so Allen had to
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Zikten
09/24/25 9:07:28 AM
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Imagine if the rapture was actually just Candlejack being really activ
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Metal_Gear_Raxis
09/24/25 9:15:43 AM
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Candeljack is a stupid meme.

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Strider102
09/24/25 9:17:48 AM
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Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
Candeljack is a stupid meme.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5bab1f4b.jpg

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Trumpo
09/24/25 9:19:01 AM
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Candeljack does nothing, Candlejack on the other h

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AceMos
09/24/25 9:24:09 AM
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why has no one ever had an account named candlejack it would be the ultimate tro

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-RandomFalco-
09/24/25 9:25:15 AM
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Reminds me of the funniest gag I've seen in a long time from the Amazing Digi
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McmadnessV3
09/24/25 10:34:49 AM
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Getting really tired of Candlejack jokes, they are so childi

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Umbreon
09/24/25 10:52:58 AM
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I was wondering why the store was out of rope...

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teep_
09/24/25 11:17:02 AM
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It's been a while since I've seen a Candlejack topi

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saspa
09/24/25 11:19:51 AM
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I asked chatgpt to draw candlejack in asterisks or something and then this happened

https://www.news18.com/tech/chatgpt-down-for-many-users-web-mobile-and-whatsapp-bot-issues-confirmed-ws-l-9592895.html

not sure if they're relat

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saspa
09/24/25 12:44:42 PM
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Edit meant to say ascii I think my ba

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Kami_no_Kami
09/24/25 12:52:16 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
You know, I never knew why people would delete their sigs after typing Candlejack.
Does he go into your setting and erase it before taki
I mean, Candlejack hits Post New Message when he takes people, so its not out of the que
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Raycon
09/24/25 12:54:49 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/08340604.jpg


Holy **** XD

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Newave
09/24/25 3:46:39 PM
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Candlejack remains the most forced and unfunny meme on the internet.

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Doe
09/24/25 4:33:12 PM
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Does anyone remember that topic where someone had a big story involving a guy named "Jack" and then in the prose he snuck the word "candle" next to Jack at the end and beginning of sentences or something, and just cut the story a while after that. It was brilliant

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Kanaya413
09/24/25 5:33:34 PM
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Strider102 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5bab1f4b.jpg
Cute

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nocturnal_traveler
09/24/25 5:35:35 PM
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Candlejack rules!
...I think it

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DrizztLink
09/24/25 5:39:50 PM
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Doe posted...
Does anyone remember that topic where someone had a big story involving a guy named "Jack" and then in the prose he snuck the word "candle" next to Jack at the end and beginning of sentences or something, and just cut the story a while after that. It was brilliant
I do.

I tried to do something similar, but I was both not patient enough to wait to drop the line and not a good enough writer to get people engaged to be disappointed in the first place.

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mercurydude
09/24/25 5:41:03 PM
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Pfftt. Candlejack? More like Candlejackass, am I ri

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Giacomo_Hawkins
09/24/25 8:34:20 PM
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Kisai posted...
Don't bother trying to reply. Your words can no longer reach him where he is now.

Nah. I got the reply, or at least most of it.

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Letsago
09/24/25 8:45:49 PM
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You know, Candlejack reminds me of another ghost who has an association with saying his name being supernatural, that being Doop

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TyVulpine
09/24/25 8:50:43 PM
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https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/CandleJack

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MegamanXfan21xx
09/24/25 8:51:01 PM
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AceMos posted...
why has no one ever had an account named candlejack it would be the ultimate tro
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/candlejack

Candlejack has an account here. Hasn't logged in for a few months, probably since he's busy kidnapping the people in this t

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saspa
09/28/25 10:19:03 AM
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MegamanXfan21xx posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/candlejack

How did no one have that account before 2010 that's not possi

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SaikyoStyle
09/28/25 10:37:17 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
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Didnt Freakazoid get thrown out of the Justice League because he painted Wonder Womans invisible jet?

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