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Zikten
08/21/25 9:00:04 PM
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If in a future movie or some kind of media, they retcon that Darth Vader got another woman pregnant after he went to the dark side and there is a secret alternate Skywalker line in the galaxy. At least 2 or more offspring who were raised in secret in the ways of the Sith. Depending on when this would take place, it could still focus on the direct kids or maybe their own kids or grandkids. But basically they'd be an evil Skywalker family
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
08/21/25 9:00:53 PM
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Nah man. We don't need even MORE Skywalker stuff. I like expanding out into other force users.

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AndyReklaw
08/21/25 9:03:11 PM
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Please god, no more Skywalkers! It's an entire universe, I hate how it boils down to one family.

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Sariana21
08/21/25 9:42:06 PM
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Be more interesting if Clovis and Padme had a kid.

There was already a fan theory that Obi-Wan and Satine had a secret child.

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monkmith
08/21/25 9:43:30 PM
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i'm reasonably sure he lost his junk while burning on mustifar.

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Hejiru
08/21/25 9:46:08 PM
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AndyReklaw posted...
Please god, no more Skywalkers! It's an entire universe, I hate how it boils down to one family.

This.

monkmith posted...
i'm reasonably sure he lost his junk while burning on mustifar.

Also this.

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AgentCoulson
08/21/25 9:50:02 PM
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I'd be annoyed. I just can't see Vader sleeping with anyone other than Padme. Now if they wanted to clone him or Luke and continue the Skywalker line that way, then fine. Whatever.

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ProfessorKukui
08/21/25 10:03:00 PM
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If his mom had a virgin baby, he can have a ghost baby.

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StephenYap3
08/22/25 12:28:04 AM
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This story sounds like another muddied-up parchment to add to the same pile that the sequel trilogy resides in.

So, yeah. I'd be mad.

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Umbreon
08/22/25 12:29:39 AM
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Sounds like bad fanfiction.

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Smashingpmkns
08/22/25 12:30:22 AM
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Did Vader's dick even work after ep3

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YugiNoob
08/22/25 12:37:06 AM
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There are a surprising number of questions regarding that subject...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6f425b0a.jpg

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WingsOfGood
08/22/25 12:55:55 AM
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Yoda had kids

They are giants
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WingsOfGood
08/22/25 12:57:05 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Did Vader's dick even work after ep3

the Dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider, unnatural

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Supersonic_Pain
08/22/25 1:10:37 AM
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AgentCoulson posted...
I'd be annoyed. I just can't see Vader sleeping with anyone other than Padme. Now if they wanted to clone him or Luke and continue the Skywalker line that way, then fine. Whatever.
This

I don't really care about the main series continuing to be a Skywalker-oriented saga (in fact, I'm kind of annoyed they killed off the bloodline) but the health and wellness of his groin aside, I don't think Vader would do that, even as a baddie

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008Zulu
08/22/25 1:12:07 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
There are a surprising number of questions regarding that subject...
Vader never got surgery for his internal organs though. They just jammed on new arms and legs, slapped a helmet on his head, then sent him on his way.

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YugiNoob
08/22/25 1:28:14 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Vader never got surgery for his internal organs though. They just jammed on new arms and legs, slapped a helmet on his head, then sent him on his way.
Meaning that Palpatine didn't even bother to get him an artificial dong? His precious apprentice who he had been grooming for years just gets robot limbs so he can work and nothing else :(


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Hexenherz
08/22/25 2:01:39 AM
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I actually wouldn't mind it if they wrote this alternate Skywalker family well. Which I know they wouldn't

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OniLink5000
08/22/25 2:08:36 AM
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nothing could make me care about star wars enough to be mad about anything they do with it.

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PMarth2002
08/22/25 2:12:16 AM
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Sounds kind of dumb, but no it wouldn't make me mad. I've never been invested in star wars enough to get mad over it.

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008Zulu
08/22/25 5:52:18 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Meaning that Palpatine didn't even bother to get him an artificial dong? His precious apprentice who he had been grooming for years just gets robot limbs so he can work and nothing else :(
Palpatine got his freak on at least once. He wanted an apprentice, not a rival :)

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ROBBAN
08/22/25 6:46:13 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Meaning that Palpatine didn't even bother to get him an artificial dong? His precious apprentice who he had been grooming for years just gets robot limbs so he can work and nothing else :(

He probably could have made him as good as new if he wanted to, but pain was the point

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
08/22/25 11:21:44 AM
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Furthermore, the whole Skywalker line, being a creation of the Force itself to counter the acts of Plageuis/Sidious... it almost makes perfect sense for the family line to die out after Sidious is stopped for good.

"The Force" no longer needs the family it created to stop this perversion, so the line ends. Anakin is created in response to Darth Plageuis' experiments with life and midi-chlorians, and the Skywalker bloodline ends with the final defeat of Sidious.

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AceMos
08/23/25 12:17:13 AM
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AndyReklaw posted...
Please god, no more Skywalkers! It's an entire universe, I hate how it boils down to one family.

hell its a universe with 1000s of years of history

but we are locked to the same 60ish year time period

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NoxObscuras
08/23/25 12:23:38 AM
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
Nah man. We don't need even MORE Skywalker stuff. I like expanding out into other force users.
This. There are so many possibilities with Star Wars. Disney needs to jump to a new era already.

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MarshMellow
08/23/25 12:29:52 AM
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Kylo Ren was Vader's evil grandson and that's enough.
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