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UnfairRepresent
08/21/25 7:55:58 PM
#1:


You come home one day to find your character in a cage.

Your son rushes over and says "Look what I caught outside! Can I keep it? Please? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh!?"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3f9e9a63.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Spidey5
08/21/25 7:56:54 PM
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No way in hell am I feeding kirby

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A_Good_Boy
08/21/25 7:57:23 PM
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You can't cage an Uma, they have to run free!

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UnsteadyOwl
08/21/25 7:57:52 PM
#4:


I thought of Odo from DS9, in which case I'd know he's just humoring the kid because he can leave the cage at any time.

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UnfairRepresent
08/21/25 8:00:06 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
I thought of Odo from DS9, in which case I'd know he's just humoring the kid because he can leave the cage at any time.
Not if it's late Season 4 Odo where he can no longer shapeshift

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The_Popo
08/21/25 8:01:09 PM
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Boy, I swear if you dont walk that Freeza every day and clean up after him, hes going to a shelter.

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
08/21/25 8:04:15 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/898bd327.jpg

Understandable, tbh. Though who puts a cat in a cage?

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Kanaya413
08/21/25 8:06:36 PM
#8:


Thought of my android husband so I win
I let him out and we become a couple
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Cynrascal
08/21/25 8:11:12 PM
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Eminence in Shadow's Delta? She's a wolf girl. She needs her daily walks and hunting all types of furry creatures.

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evil_cricket
08/21/25 8:12:22 PM
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I thought of Cthulhu... hopefully he stays asleep and we don't go insane.

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stevo6452
08/21/25 8:13:59 PM
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I'd let him keep Daxter. He'd be good fun to have around.

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hivebent4life
08/21/25 8:21:56 PM
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Aigis from Persona 3. I'm pretty sure she could easily break out of that cage if she wanted to.

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jackgunney
08/21/25 8:23:34 PM
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I'd be a little concerned as to how my kid managed to catch Urdnot Wrex and keep him in a cage.

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Jupiter
08/21/25 8:34:24 PM
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Goku?! What are you doing messing around in there? You should be out saving the planet, haha!

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KnightofShikari
08/21/25 8:40:43 PM
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liara t'soni? how did a kid capture you? or are you here to probe me with your big blue

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MisterPengy
08/21/25 9:33:34 PM
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Mog, specifically from Chocobo Racing. I don't think I need his buddies to come find him in a cage at my house. His friends include a golem, a behemoth, a black mage...oh and fucking BAHAMUT.

I'm letting him go, with an apology.

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DragulaRULEZ
08/21/25 9:35:06 PM
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Snarf: Snarf!
Me: What the fuck!
Son: Look what I caught.
Me: Who the fuck are you?!

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UnfairRepresent
08/21/25 10:47:28 PM
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jackgunney posted...
I'd be a little concerned as to how my kid managed to catch Urdnot Wrex and keep him in a cage.
Guess he had his grandfathers ancient armor in there

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StopBeinMad
08/21/25 10:51:43 PM
#20:


How'd the hell he catch Bowser
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/25 10:24:04 AM
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StopBeinMad posted...
How'd the hell he catch Bowser
https://youtu.be/1gGA0VlPnns?si=dLR4g_d4P9ytryZW

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FurryPhilosifer
08/22/25 10:29:16 AM
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no you can't keep him. Because I am https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/20cf9229.jpg

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K181
08/22/25 10:50:52 AM
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Good job catching the bestest girl, Amaterasu!

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Zakawer3
08/22/25 10:53:13 AM
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First off, somehow I have a son in this scenario. And second, that son has somehow caught Donkey Kong of all characters. The son must've been a pretty tough boy if he was able to catch that big tie-wearing Kong all by himself.

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KajeI
08/22/25 10:54:17 AM
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I'm letting Mega Man X out of the cage ASAP then making my kid sit through the inevitable moral lecture from him.

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NoxObscuras
08/22/25 10:55:01 AM
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I thought of Glados... I am confused on how he "caught" her, and also terrified

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TyVulpine
08/22/25 10:56:18 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I thought of Glados... I am confused on how he "caught" her, and also terrified
She's a potato.

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orangefire25
08/22/25 11:14:52 AM
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I somehow immediately thought of Garrus from Mass Effect.

Let my man out of that cage now

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SaikyoStyle
08/22/25 11:22:16 AM
#30:


I have no son.

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EDF-5
08/22/25 11:25:49 AM
#31:


You said isn't human so it's roger rabbit

get that cage in cement and toss him into the atlantic
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uwnim
08/22/25 11:27:22 AM
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Tasslehoff Burrfoot

No. Im probably already missing some random things just from the time hes been in the house.

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UnsteadyOwl
08/22/25 11:43:09 AM
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orangefire25 posted...
I somehow immediately thought of Garrus from Mass Effect.

Let my man out of that cage now
The man's got calibrations to do, son.

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DodogamaRayBrst
08/22/25 11:44:56 AM
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I thought of Luke Skywalker
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Momatty
08/22/25 11:47:01 AM
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I thought of ET.

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pokedude900
08/22/25 11:50:08 AM
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Thought of Hatsune Miku. I guess certain versions of her would be fine?

A_Good_Boy posted...
You can't cage an Uma, they have to run free!

Special Week's adoptive mother literally tied her to a post in season 1.

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theAteam
08/22/25 11:55:30 AM
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jackgunney posted...
I'd be a little concerned as to how my kid managed to catch Urdnot Wrex and keep him in a cage.

Same

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VRX3000
08/22/25 11:57:07 AM
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The green alien chick in captain harlock. Um I mean Id free her. Not into the whole intergalactic slavery thing.

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thenotoriouscat
08/22/25 2:16:52 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
I have no son.


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Paragon21XX
08/22/25 2:21:41 PM
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Let the poor Quarian go. She can only get food poisoning if you feed her anything from this planet.

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PMarth2002
08/22/25 2:22:19 PM
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I thought of Navi for some reason.

I'd make him let her go. She's sapient, and also annoying.

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UnfairRepresent
08/22/25 3:13:05 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Let the poor Quarian go. She can only get food poisoning if you feed her anything from this planet.
I mean if she's on Earth she's probably already dying

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jackgunney
08/22/25 3:21:41 PM
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uwnim posted...
Tasslehoff Burrfoot

No. Im probably already missing some random things just from the time hes been in the house.
It's not his fault that they fell into his pockets.

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IAmTheNakedMan
08/22/25 3:26:43 PM
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I thought of Appa from Avatar The Last Airbender.

Feeding and healthcare costs for him would be through the roof but I wouldn't care cause I've got a giant 6 legged bison that can fly!

Fuck you anyone and everyone I've ever met! I've got a flying bison!

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DragulaRULEZ
08/22/25 3:28:03 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
I have no son.
Just because he cheers for a rival sports team, you cold SOB.

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Cory898
08/22/25 3:36:58 PM
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I apologize to King Mickey and ask him why he didnt just use his keyblade to get out. He says aw shucks, guess I forgot.

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UnfairRepresent
08/23/25 6:18:38 AM
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IAmTheNakedMan posted...
I thought of Appa from Avatar The Last Airbender.

Feeding and healthcare costs for him would be through the roof but I wouldn't care cause I've got a giant 6 legged bison that can fly!

Fuck you anyone and everyone I've ever met! I've got a flying bison!
Isn't this how The Neverending Story ended?

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IAmTheNakedMan
08/23/25 6:41:17 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Isn't this how The Neverending Story ended?

You know what. You're right.
That's a funny little coincidence.

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OmegaM
08/23/25 7:56:54 AM
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Yoshi. I'd feel sorry for him and let him go. If he wanted to stay around and be our pet, that'd be fine too.
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YugiNoob
08/23/25 8:03:25 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f287ed90.jpg

If my hypothetical son could make Morrigan real I would do an instant 180 on my stance of not wanting a kid.

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bfslick50
08/23/25 8:23:06 AM
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Rabbid Mario, he can stay, but I'm taking his weapons away.

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Shotgunnova
08/23/25 8:58:42 AM
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I thought of Styx, master of shadows.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/516dbd62.jpg

Son, I think we should let this one go on its way. Far, far away. The awayest of aways.

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