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UnfairRepresent 08/21/25 7:55:58 PM #1: |
You come home one day to find your character in a cage. Your son rushes over and says "Look what I caught outside! Can I keep it? Please? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh!?" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3f9e9a63.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 08/21/25 7:56:54 PM #2: |
No way in hell am I feeding kirby --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png https://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 08/21/25 7:57:23 PM #3: |
You can't cage an Uma, they have to run free! --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnsteadyOwl 08/21/25 7:57:52 PM #4: |
I thought of Odo from DS9, in which case I'd know he's just humoring the kid because he can leave the cage at any time. --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/21/25 8:00:06 PM #5: |
UnsteadyOwl posted... I thought of Odo from DS9, in which case I'd know he's just humoring the kid because he can leave the cage at any time.Not if it's late Season 4 Odo where he can no longer shapeshift --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Popo 08/21/25 8:01:09 PM #6: |
Boy, I swear if you dont walk that Freeza every day and clean up after him, hes going to a shelter. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metal_Gear_Raxis 08/21/25 8:04:15 PM #7: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/898bd327.jpg Understandable, tbh. Though who puts a cat in a cage? --- Time is a funny thing, you know? I guess in the big picture of my life, you were only a blip. But oftentimes, those "blips" make the biggest impacts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 08/21/25 8:06:36 PM #8: |
Thought of my android husband so I win I let him out and we become a couple ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cynrascal 08/21/25 8:11:12 PM #9: |
Eminence in Shadow's Delta? She's a wolf girl. She needs her daily walks and hunting all types of furry creatures. --- Asocial, not introverted. Know the difference. In a capitalist society, money and life are one and the same. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evil_cricket 08/21/25 8:12:22 PM #10: |
I thought of Cthulhu... hopefully he stays asleep and we don't go insane. --- "Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stevo6452 08/21/25 8:13:59 PM #11: |
I'd let him keep Daxter. He'd be good fun to have around. --- You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hivebent4life 08/21/25 8:21:56 PM #12: |
Aigis from Persona 3. I'm pretty sure she could easily break out of that cage if she wanted to. --- ~Hivebent4Life 3DS FC: 5069-3910-2647 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jackgunney 08/21/25 8:23:34 PM #13: |
I'd be a little concerned as to how my kid managed to catch Urdnot Wrex and keep him in a cage. --- So I reached into the glove box, another liquor store went down. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jupiter 08/21/25 8:34:24 PM #14: |
Goku?! What are you doing messing around in there? You should be out saving the planet, haha! --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KnightofShikari 08/21/25 8:40:43 PM #15: |
liara t'soni? how did a kid capture you? or are you here to probe me with your big blue --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MisterPengy 08/21/25 9:33:34 PM #17: |
Mog, specifically from Chocobo Racing. I don't think I need his buddies to come find him in a cage at my house. His friends include a golem, a behemoth, a black mage...oh and fucking BAHAMUT. I'm letting him go, with an apology. --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DragulaRULEZ 08/21/25 9:35:06 PM #18: |
Snarf: Snarf! Me: What the fuck! Son: Look what I caught. Me: Who the fuck are you?! --- "I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/21/25 10:47:28 PM #19: |
jackgunney posted... I'd be a little concerned as to how my kid managed to catch Urdnot Wrex and keep him in a cage.Guess he had his grandfathers ancient armor in there --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StopBeinMad 08/21/25 10:51:43 PM #20: |
How'd the hell he catch Bowser ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/22/25 10:24:04 AM #22: |
StopBeinMad posted... How'd the hell he catch Bowserhttps://youtu.be/1gGA0VlPnns?si=dLR4g_d4P9ytryZW --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FurryPhilosifer 08/22/25 10:29:16 AM #23: |
no you can't keep him. Because I am https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/20cf9229.jpg --- Ghosts are cool. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 08/22/25 10:50:52 AM #24: |
Good job catching the bestest girl, Amaterasu! --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. https://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zakawer3 08/22/25 10:53:13 AM #25: |
First off, somehow I have a son in this scenario. And second, that son has somehow caught Donkey Kong of all characters. The son must've been a pretty tough boy if he was able to catch that big tie-wearing Kong all by himself. --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Mains: Mario/Ganondorf/Lucina/Chrom/Banjo/Pythra/Wolf/Doc/Miis #BringBackDislikes (he/him) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KajeI 08/22/25 10:54:17 AM #26: |
I'm letting Mega Man X out of the cage ASAP then making my kid sit through the inevitable moral lecture from him. --- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 08/22/25 10:55:01 AM #27: |
I thought of Glados... I am confused on how he "caught" her, and also terrified --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TyVulpine 08/22/25 10:56:18 AM #28: |
NoxObscuras posted... I thought of Glados... I am confused on how he "caught" her, and also terrifiedShe's a potato. --- Insert some witty line here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orangefire25 08/22/25 11:14:52 AM #29: |
I somehow immediately thought of Garrus from Mass Effect. Let my man out of that cage now --- "My lord, even 'the bud' slips into alcoholism these days." - AlCalavicci ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaikyoStyle 08/22/25 11:22:16 AM #30: |
I have no son. --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Vetinari 2028. Make Ankh-Morpork Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EDF-5 08/22/25 11:25:49 AM #31: |
You said isn't human so it's roger rabbit get that cage in cement and toss him into the atlantic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 08/22/25 11:27:22 AM #32: |
Tasslehoff Burrfoot No. Im probably already missing some random things just from the time hes been in the house. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnsteadyOwl 08/22/25 11:43:09 AM #33: |
orangefire25 posted... I somehow immediately thought of Garrus from Mass Effect.The man's got calibrations to do, son. --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DodogamaRayBrst 08/22/25 11:44:56 AM #34: |
I thought of Luke Skywalker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Momatty 08/22/25 11:47:01 AM #35: |
I thought of ET. --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pokedude900 08/22/25 11:50:08 AM #36: |
Thought of Hatsune Miku. I guess certain versions of her would be fine? A_Good_Boy posted... You can't cage an Uma, they have to run free! Special Week's adoptive mother literally tied her to a post in season 1. --- https://i.imgur.com/lfI7zGE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/tgLNUuX.jpg Come to the (un)official GameFAQs Touhou board. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1110- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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theAteam 08/22/25 11:55:30 AM #37: |
jackgunney posted... I'd be a little concerned as to how my kid managed to catch Urdnot Wrex and keep him in a cage. Same --- Buffalo Bills ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VRX3000 08/22/25 11:57:07 AM #38: |
The green alien chick in captain harlock. Um I mean Id free her. Not into the whole intergalactic slavery thing. --- ~ my improv troupe ~ www.forgetfulsquirrels.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thenotoriouscat 08/22/25 2:16:52 PM #39: |
SaikyoStyle posted... I have no son. --- "knowledge is power, but only if power has knowledge; otherwise it wouldn't be power." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 08/22/25 2:21:41 PM #40: |
Let the poor Quarian go. She can only get food poisoning if you feed her anything from this planet. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 08/22/25 2:22:19 PM #41: |
I thought of Navi for some reason. I'd make him let her go. She's sapient, and also annoying. --- Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/22/25 3:13:05 PM #42: |
Paragon21XX posted... Let the poor Quarian go. She can only get food poisoning if you feed her anything from this planet.I mean if she's on Earth she's probably already dying --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jackgunney 08/22/25 3:21:41 PM #43: |
uwnim posted... Tasslehoff BurrfootIt's not his fault that they fell into his pockets. --- So I reached into the glove box, another liquor store went down. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IAmTheNakedMan 08/22/25 3:26:43 PM #44: |
I thought of Appa from Avatar The Last Airbender. Feeding and healthcare costs for him would be through the roof but I wouldn't care cause I've got a giant 6 legged bison that can fly! Fuck you anyone and everyone I've ever met! I've got a flying bison! --- This Signature is Not in Use. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DragulaRULEZ 08/22/25 3:28:03 PM #45: |
SaikyoStyle posted... I have no son.Just because he cheers for a rival sports team, you cold SOB. --- "I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cory898 08/22/25 3:36:58 PM #46: |
I apologize to King Mickey and ask him why he didnt just use his keyblade to get out. He says aw shucks, guess I forgot. --- Probably the only Mario Maker 2 level I'll ever create worth sharing. 1RT-9RG-QKF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/23/25 6:18:38 AM #47: |
IAmTheNakedMan posted... I thought of Appa from Avatar The Last Airbender.Isn't this how The Neverending Story ended? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IAmTheNakedMan 08/23/25 6:41:17 AM #48: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Isn't this how The Neverending Story ended? You know what. You're right. That's a funny little coincidence. --- This Signature is Not in Use. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaM 08/23/25 7:56:54 AM #49: |
Yoshi. I'd feel sorry for him and let him go. If he wanted to stay around and be our pet, that'd be fine too. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 08/23/25 8:03:25 AM #50: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f287ed90.jpg If my hypothetical son could make Morrigan real I would do an instant 180 on my stance of not wanting a kid. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bfslick50 08/23/25 8:23:06 AM #51: |
Rabbid Mario, he can stay, but I'm taking his weapons away. --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 08/23/25 8:58:42 AM #52: |
I thought of Styx, master of shadows. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/516dbd62.jpg Son, I think we should let this one go on its way. Far, far away. The awayest of aways. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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