Current Events > The Atlantic: "The Great Cousin Decline" (2023)

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Pipotchi
07/04/25 10:04:23 AM
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https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2023/12/cousin-relationships-fertility-rate/676892/

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BalanceLost
07/04/25 10:05:59 AM
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I have 21 cousins.

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Alteres
07/04/25 10:14:43 AM
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I have more than 20, but dont really know how many would have to call my dad, havent seen most of them in over a decade, and some Ive never met.

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Distant_Rainbow
07/04/25 10:17:05 AM
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...Do I have to count disowned ones or not?

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hivebent4life
07/04/25 10:17:55 AM
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6, all on my mothers side. My father had 4 siblings, but somehow all were childless.

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ai123
07/04/25 10:19:34 AM
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7, I think.

People in my family stick at one or two kids.

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ReturnOfDevsman
07/04/25 10:21:08 AM
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Roughly 10.

I say roughly because there's this group of people who come to all the reunions that I don't actually know my relation to, and it's way too awkward to ask at this point, lol.

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RasterGraphic
07/04/25 10:21:33 AM
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I actually have no idea. My dad had 10 siblings and I only know like 3.

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El_Marsh
07/04/25 10:26:03 AM
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8 from my dad's 6 siblings
6 from my mom's 3 siblings

14 total

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BlueTigerLion
07/04/25 10:27:53 AM
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No idea. They dont live in my country. So dont really know much about their day to day lives. It goes both ways they havent made an attempt to contact me either.

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Beefbud
07/04/25 10:28:29 AM
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6

3 from my mom's side, 3 from my dad's side.

Somewhat interesting to me are that my mom is one of three kids and my dad one of 5, yet they nor any of their siblings ever had more than 2 kids.

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Bishop_Hastur
07/04/25 10:34:35 AM
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21 if I don't include the spouses and kids.

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Villain_S_Fiend
07/04/25 10:35:37 AM
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The Atlantic: *fart noise*

Both sides of my family are baby machines. I have a lot; more than I care to try and count.

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Philip027
07/04/25 10:39:54 AM
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I come from Hawaii. So many people there get referred to as "cousin" that I legitimately have no idea how many of them actually are.

This topic reminds me of when Pokemon Sun/Moon came out and people were wondering/confused if the games' regional professor was related to the player character, because he would sometimes refer to them in this way. (No, he's not; that's just a side effect of Alola being the "Hawaii" region and Kukui trying to sound like a cool hipster.)
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ThyCorndog
07/04/25 11:01:00 AM
#15:


9 first cousins
at least 26 second cousins
I know 5 of my third cousins but I don't know most of them

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Alucard188
07/04/25 11:02:06 AM
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I voted 0, but now I remember I have two. I haven't seen them in years.

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Doe
07/04/25 11:03:04 AM
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I'm not in touch with anybody past my immediate family

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lilORANG
07/04/25 11:10:59 AM
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8

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bfslick50
07/04/25 11:27:29 AM
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I have 11, my kids have 8 and it looks like there wont be more. Not a huge difference but my generation is more spread out than my parents so seeing cousins is more annual whereas was closer to monthly while I was growing up.

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Cornmuffins
07/04/25 11:41:32 AM
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At least 5 on my dad's side for sure, I have no idea on my mom's side though.

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Glob
07/04/25 11:43:07 AM
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0
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ReiRei89
07/04/25 11:53:31 AM
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14 and my youngest aunt is just a couple months older than me and still having kids so that number will probably grow.

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Unsuprised_Pika
07/04/25 12:01:02 PM
#23:


I uh...have a fuckload of cousins.

Idk how many but its in the dozens

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furb
07/04/25 12:03:43 PM
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I only have 2 first cousins. 2 of my 3 aunts/uncles never had kids.

My family is really small in general. Both of my father's parents were only children.

It has also been common going back several generations for people to not marry or have kids.

I grew up next door to my cousins though. We were really close growing up but have little to do with each other as adults.

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PurestProdigy
07/04/25 12:14:30 PM
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18 on my mom's side, 1 deceased. 1 on my father's side.

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